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How can I get a girl to accept my friend request?

Give up thanks to the somewhat helpful comments :}
Will update if anything ever happens
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My twitter is back up and running and will update a lot for those who wanna follow on the matter my name is @Macaronyalan
Hi guys! Im back and ready to get my XDA On!!!
Okay so I like this girl. Sarah.
She's an escort like the people dancing while half time shows?
Anyways I sent her a message saying hi and a friend request on facebook and she has yet to confirm? I know she's been online because she changed her profile picture. No im not a stalker.
Anyways what do I do? I had her in my biology pap class this year but we never talked except for this one time.
I shook her hand and said hi im alan would you like to be friends?
She said yea...ummm can you let go of my hand?
So yea awkward!?
Anyways any help is appreciated!?
I really have 1 more day of school and want to get to know her so yea.
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I just saw that she added more people except for me. see when you send a request it tells you if they add someone even if theyre not your friend so yea......she thinks im a creep :C

Haha Fail. This time you get no advice from me, this is what happens when you take us for granted.
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-

A**hole :'(
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Alanrocks15 said:
A**hole :'(
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You're the one who just up and left with no rhyme or reason. If you wanted our help you could have at least given us a proper farewell after we've helped you so much.
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-

I was pretty busy with schoolwork. I didn't have time to farewell and I did thank all of you in my other thread.
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Well....still. I'll help you later.
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Lol okay
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I read your other thread in the past but never followed along with it. What ended up happening with the girl you met at lunch and wiped a booger on your friend or something

If you dont own a van, I would suggest picking one up and painting "Free Candy" or "Free Kittens/Puppies" on the side...This could be the reason shes not paying you any mind...

What you need to do is first obtain a weapon, an M9 is fine, but a Kalashnikov is the romantic's weapon of choice. Tell me when you get this far and I'll tell you the next step.

Roofies.

DirkGently1 said:
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Don't listen to him...
Just put on a creepy clown suit, follow her everywhere she goes, and look into the windows of every building she enters. That's how she will know you are a loyal friend.
She will probably give you bonus points if you keep all the hair that she sheds throughout the day in a jar.
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XD Lmao, Welcome back Alan I'd think noting of it.. unless she really hates you I gots atleast 20 I haven't got round to accepting

Whoa, epicfail there dude.
1. You should've talked to her when you were in the same class in somewhat professional way.
At least get in the same group if there's any group work.
2. FAILED on the approach dude. You don't shake her hand unless she offers you to.
(That's what I do)
3. Chances now? 0.00001%
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OP Updated
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ahaha im loling at myself for treating this like some serious matter cuz now im well awake, after another 2 day break from xda due to school work overloads
so im guessing, or assuming, or exampling two approaches...
be extremely formal and send her a message somethin lookin' like this:
Greetings *sarah
Would you kindly accept my Facebook* (or whatever thingy youre requesting from/ to) friend request, please. IT would be hugely appreciated on my end.
*optional* insert random quote here
just in case you would not have any idea of my identity, I, *Name(Alan), is the identical *name from your *course class that *event *time. (shaked hand, some day ago? idk)
Your effort is appreciated.
yours sincerely
*name (Alan)
or try to be a professional friendly sorta-guy here
heyy there *name
can you please accept my friend request?
just in case u forgot we are in the same *course class
thanks in advance
ILY <3
*Name (Alan)
how bout some sort of a l33t-ish attempt?
/greet usr Sarah
/req f\r accept
/thank
/name *Alan
/msg-terminate
/time-day-month-year
hehehehehe whatever you want, it all comes down to that urge of initiative-ness believe in yourself hehe
cheers champs

Okay ill try that.
Let me see how it goes.
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Alanrocks15 said:
I shook her hand and said hi im alan would you like to be friends?
She said yea...ummm can you let go of my hand?
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XD XD Sig quote?Hmmm....

Lol
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A formal apology

I created this post as a way to extend a formal apology for my attitude here on XDA. I've been a member for several years without a single issue. In recent months, I've been dealing with a great deal of stress in my personal life, which was affecting my overall attitude and the way I was interacting with family, friends, and with people on XDA.
As a result, I recieved a ban on XDA for approx two weeks. I really love XDA, and spend a great deal of my spare time on here helping others in need. (needless to say, I was going crazy without my daily fix of XDA). My long-term goal was to work my way to becoming a MOD, and am hoping my ban didn't jeopordized my chances, and am willing to do whatever it takes. Either way, I would like to say I'm Sorry for the way I conducted myself here on XDA.
I really enjoy XDA, and the community behind it. Collectively, I consider this place as an extended part of my family, and look forward to many years to come. Thank you for taking the time to read this thread.
Sincerely,
Danny W.
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I am sorry for being such a prick but I tried my hardest not to post this pic. Please don't get offended by it

ericute said:
I am sorry for being such a prick but I tried my hardest not to post this pic. Please don't get offended by it
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No offense taken. Now, if you posted a pic of Justin Beiber, that would be a different story.
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PeartFan40 said:
No offense taken. Now, if you posted a pic of Justin Beiber, that would be a different story.
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Lol.
It's cool man.All of us here(or most of us anyway) may be smartphone- and tech-loving geeks,but hey,we're still human for Christ's sake.I too have been a prick,I've helped people,I've insulted people and I've had some great laughs around here.So what?That's what a community is for.As long as you don't start saying how your dog ate your paper in a development thread,you should be ok around here.Unless you have some extreme behavior that is...

I don't know you and i don't know the circumstances of the infraction, but i know a sincere apology when i see one, and as said above, everybody screws up and most deserve a second chance.
I hope that the issues you were having have been resolved and i, for my part, wish you all the best!

Thanks guys!
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....sorry.. :/

cave. said:
....sorry.. :/
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I just got Beibered. WTF...
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nice
thank you

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
He's been beibered, that's punishment enough for any offence.
I'm sure nobody holds a grudge here man.
Best of luck with the mod application.
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conantroutman said:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
He's been beibered, that's punishment enough for any offence.
I'm sure nobody holds a grudge here man.
Best of luck with the mod application.
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LOL! Yeah, any offense by me in the past should be forgiven now that I've been Beibered! Thanks for the good wishes man.
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Bucket List

Thought this might be a fun topic.
Post your bucket list.
It doesn't have to be in any particular order.
It doesn't have to be a list, it could be just one or two things.
Skydive, preferably with one of those glider suits
Cruise the Mediterranean Sea
Visit the following places:
Amsterdam
Italy
Germany
Japan
Austrailia
Attend Electric Daisy Carnival
See the following in concert:
Deadmau5
Knife Party
Borgore
Daft Punk

Go into space. Real space, not the low Earth orbit stuff they are selling now. To the moon at least.

Get inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame.
This is my signature.

Hang out with Motley Crue.
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Become a recognized developer
Finish school.
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Replicate Fear and Loathing in it's entirety.

Visit North Korea, Pripyat and Chernobyl, Australia
Skydive
Deep sea dive
Also other **** I can't think of right now.

Watch Apple go bankrupt.
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iok1 said:
Watch Apple go bankrupt.
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Good luck with that.

iok1 said:
Watch Apple go bankrupt.
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You're planning on living until the 23rd century or there-abouts? :silly:

Delete OT. All of it.
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Delete OT. All of it.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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Hire Neil deGrasse Tyson to do this every time it's applicable in my day to day life.
Officer: Do you know how fast we're going?
Me: Neil?

conantroutman said:
Delete OT. All of it.
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Similar to my long-term aim to merge everything into one thread and then close all new threads after linking them to the one and only off-topic thread.
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Archer said:
Similar to my long-term aim to merge everything into one thread and then close all new threads after linking them to the one and only off-topic thread.
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In that case iaa

I like how most people were answering seriously and then the mods come in and start joking around.:good: Typical Off Topic thread.
This thread needs a serious cat.:silly:
jk

lol, Thanks for that.
I was joking around though, just so long as everybody is having fun. Something tells me the mods may have been very serious haha. I can just see one huge OT clusterf*ck thread where nothing makes sense and you have to search for days to find the conversation relative to what you're looking for.
It is interesting to hear what others have on their bucket lists.

WiredPirate said:
lol, Thanks for that.
I was joking around though, just so long as everybody is having fun. Something tells me the mods may have been very serious haha. I can just see one huge OT clusterf*ck thread where nothing makes sense and you have to search for days to find the conversation relative to what you're looking for.
It is interesting to hear what others have on their bucket lists.
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And how is that any different from what we have now?

Become a mod and troll harder than anyone has ever trolled before.

jaszek said:
And how is that any different from what we have now?
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Point taken. Haha.
We do try to seperate the threads by topic but the conversation goes where it goes.

9/11

I just wanted to take a second to send condolences to any xda member who lost someone eleven years ago today or in the war that followed. We still have troops in AFG, and I pray for their safe return.
S/F
gov
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I can't believe it's been that long.

TheSkinnyDrummer said:
I can't believe it's been that long.
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Me neither.
Feels like 5 years ago max.
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9/11 was a inside job
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bord1er said:
9/11 ..........
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Reported for being an idiot. I hope that you get a lifetime ban for that.
There is no need for such an insensitive and provocative comment on a day like today, or any time to be honest. I'm not American, but if you really believe what you wrote then you are a waste of space and oxygen.

bord1er said:
9/11 was a inside job
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You proof your trollface-avatar is saying something about your personality.
I won't go into any discussion about this on the Internet - especially not today.
Now please go and be expendable somewhere else.

bord1er said:
9/11 was a inside job
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Man, that's messed up. We all have our own opinions about it and many share the same. Today is definitely not the day to ride that horse into town.

Not an american, but i can guarantee that this is an event no one would forget.
And guys, let's not troll a topic as sensitive as this.
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AMEN
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911
nevertheless it's a big loss of these masses of innocent people who got killed whereby it does not matter who did it!

@bord1er. I usually wouldn't waste my time with you, but read the op. This post was in no way meant to be political. I was in the marines and spent a good deal of time overseas but this has nothing to do with what one thinks about those events and that should be clear, as someone pretty much already posted. However, you've certainly shown your cards, haven't you.
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I'm not American and generally don't care about what happens in America, but regardless, Rest In Peace to all those who lost their lives all those years ago, to all the men and women who have lost their lives fighting the war against terror to keep everyone else safe and my heart and condolences go out to all the families and friends who have been affected by the losses.
Also, don't give that troll the time of day. He's just trying to get a thrill from being an arse and being insensitive.
Don't respond to it because it will just keep bringing attention to it.
I'm sure his comment will be gone soon enough anyway.

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I told you it was a inside job it was our own government
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Never forget...

I'm just speaking the truth guys sorry to everyone died was it was our government that killed them
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Thread closed for the following reasons:
Reason the first: The trolls seems to have no respect for this type of threads and will cause major issues
Reason the second: This thread may or may not spark political comments which are not allowed here
Reason the third: I don't really have one but let's keep this topic closed for now, please.
Best regards,
M_T_M

Thought this was about phones?

I am sending from my husband's acct and just wondering how this place has turned into a dating / cheating forum. I found a member sending my husband pictures and emails.... How do we fix this?
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wileout said:
How do we fix this?
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A marriage counselor?

sounds like he's in big trouble

Throw away the computer and key his car.
And I told him to delete my pictures...

Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh... I don't think it's the sites fault you got a cheating husband lady so don't bring the crap here take it to your old man you two need to have a long sit down
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Yeah, just because your husband is a sleazebag doesn't mean there's anything wrong with the forum.

Illnevertell said:
Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh... I don't think it's the sites fault you got a cheating husband lady so don't bring the crap here take it to your old man you two need to have a long sit down
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My thoughts exactly. This has nothing to do with XDA.

Sitting back munching on popcorn this should be good :beer:
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I didn't know this site had a lot of females well I hope it was a female sending him pictures.

she finally got his account

Good job playing that off guys, she'll never realize this is actually a cheating forum disguised as a smartphone forum.
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I don't know how to "fix" your problem, but a public forum is not the place for such discussion.
Thread closed.

wileout said:
I am sending from my husband's acct and just wondering how this place has turned into a dating / cheating forum. I found a member sending my husband pictures and emails.... How do we fix this?
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What, there are girls on this site!!
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You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think! XDA, mobile wisdom, not a n00b feeding ground!!

Fallen Spartan said:
What, there are girls on this site!!
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You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think! XDA, mobile wisdom, not a n00b feeding ground!!
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Never said it was a female...if ya know what I mean.
LMAO

overground said:
Never said it was a female...if ya know what I mean.
LMAO
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Or human....
:cyclops:

This is the best thread evah!!!!!!1111!!11oneleven9000
IB4L btw....
Also....OP may be teh biggest troll here unless CTM has a twin brother

egzthunder1 said:
Or human....
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Or alive
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I heard there was a sexy scandal....
I got here as quickly as I could.
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conantroutman said:
I heard there was a sexy scandal....
I got here as quickly as I could.
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I brought the drinks. :beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer: