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!!im having a baby!!

i know this is like... way off topic lmao... buutttt im having a baby!! XD XD XD
i know its wrong to ask... and i apologize... but every last little bit will greatly help

are you kidding me? are you seriously asking for money right now?

I'm asking for help... everyone needs help sometimes... don't be a douche
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so you only have 7 posts eh. so a recently active member who's very first act of contribution is to ask for donations. im glad xda has become a donation drive.
on another note. congrats about your baby. all the best!

Yea I know how it looks... and thank you... I've been a member for a little while but most of the time im on here I'm looking for a solution to a Rom I flashed that's not working correctly or just trying to learn in general....
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Congratulations

I've only gotten 1 donation and I've been very active for several years now and build my own roms on various devices.
maybe instead of Roms I should be making babies! Sounds fun to me.

I already have 2 kids...can you send me some money?

Congratulations on having to deal with the worst possible consequence of sex, I hope it was worth it!
Also you're a despicable person for asking for donations.
All the best!

SiNJiN76 said:
I already have 2 kids...can you send me some money?
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I have the equipment for making kids - I need money, too! ;D
Hey, this fills a market niche... ymmd!
anyway:
congrats crimsonxhound!

Congratulations! - Enjoi your time now - go to teh cinema, go see a gig - you won;t be doing that for a long time afterwards...
(Haven't been to the cinema for nearly 18 months..... But my daughter is very much worth it, and more entertaining!)

AdrianK said:
Congratulations on having to deal with the worst possible consequence of sex, I hope it was worth it!
Also you're a despicable person for asking for donations.
All the best!
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Are you kidding? I would have thought that the worst you could get is AIDS! Get things into perspective a bit! LOL !
...Somebody had you!

Yet you asked? Imagine when your child is grown up, and someone tells that you did this very thread today to your then grown child. Do you know how that child must feel?
The first thing his/her father thought of when his/her father had him/her was to come on XDA and beg for donations?
P.S. I apologize, but I don't sugarcoat my posts.
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i know this is like... way off topic lmao... buutttt im having a baby!! XD XD XD
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Thread closed. XDA is not the place for this... you should know better.

And now, I thank you! =]

Well, this week has been fun with XDA. From my bans, to my sneaking back in, to me being caught, to everything. I'm just glad I have such great friends that've always had my back and always been there for me helping me along my path of teenagehood. Let's keep it gangsta as I give thanks to those who's presence I enjoy.
First and foremost;
I would like to thank:
@Official_Drizzy & @enatefox for being married people who have wives and kids and can't talk to other women because their married. BEING MARRIED SUCKS!
@Lalo for making me the #imppimp I am.
@Mom & @Dad for having me.
@M_T_M for always being there for me and being an amazing friend and a great person who always helped me out and helped me stay in line when I was being the bad boy I am.
@Mr Clown for doing the same and always being there to help me deal with M_T_M almost leaving. We were all greatly effected by this, but he helped me out a lot. Una grande familia.
@PurpleLlamaLover for being the first person to put my post in his sig. Also, for asking about my cat fluffy who died in an accident *wink wink*
@Ubnub82 for letting me use his account to talk to the Mods to try and get my account back when I was banned. I'm definitely gonna try to go to Detroit to meet up with you bro.
@Protomanez for calling me a bad boy when FallenSpartan subliminally said he banned me.
@FallenSpartan for banning me. Taught me a lesson. And dude, I have nothing against you, I hope it's okay with you if we cans still be cool.
@nebenezer for acting like he cared when hilaireg said he'd banned me for one year and permanently.
@hilaireg for making me look like a bad bad boy infront of all the Off-Topic people. Stop banning me for a year, your gonna hurt my feelings.
@djteotancolis for being the person who made it obvious to people that I was using a sock puppet account to still be on XDA. Thanks a lot man.
@egzthunder1 for really saving my dumb booty (from ORD . I promise to be a good bad boy.
@orb3000 for being one of the first people to talk to me in the Off-Topic Forums and Thread.
@Flar for making this amazing website that I waste most of my day on.
@Cyanogen for being a great developer who has yet to leave the G1. Thanks a lot man.
@Haykuro for all the hard work he has put into the G1 and the myTouch 3G.
@ChiefzReloaded for making all the great ROMs I love.
@KiNgkLicK for also making great ROMs and picking up where Drizzy left off.
@XxKOLOHExX for being a loser I can talk to when I wake up at 4am and can't sleep.
@Jaguirre1231 for being a great person, leaving, and coming back and being mean.
@JesusFreke for being one of the first devs for the G1 and helping make the first Android ROMs.
@Koush for making the ROM Manager App that really helps when I need something to fall back on.
@Amon_Ra for making the greatest Recovery Image ever, the Amon_Ra Recovery Image 1.7.0 for the HTC Dream. Helped with a lot of things when I needed it.
@HTCClay for always being someone I could talk to when I need help with Religion or just life.
@Domenukk for being the first person to let me to test out a ROM. myTouch Slide Port Alpha. Made me wait almost 2 days lmaoo.
@Ace42 for being the first person to let me test out Themes. Espresso for ManUp's 1.5 Eclair.
@Manup for making the first real Android 2.1 ROM for the G1, all the great themes, and all the hard work.
@Zac.Santer for being easy to find. XDA/Off-Topic/Three Word Story. Loll.
*This is not it. I'll Update more as time passes. If you're someone I've talked to, even one, let me know so I can add you.
@Mariah Carey for being so fiine!
@Kimi_Chu for being a good friend and in my eyes, a flirty little cougar.
@+ Que PPC for being one of those funny people who could always brighten up a serious mood and who was a daredevil and painted his HTC Wizard.

And to you "Frodo"... for recognizing your mistakes and coming to your senses
Glad you are back!

Me? i'm all sad now

No? You're right under ManUp...

G1BRICKED said:
No? You're right under ManUp...
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thanks mate,
but.....
you make it sound like thats all i do on xda
if you look at my posts you can see i post stuff in nexus one section and kaiser section
i do like off-topic though!

Do any of us actually have lives? I think not!

G1BRICKED said:
Do any of us actually have lives? I think not!
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nah we don't have lives but I'll just buy one from the marketplace

G1BRICKED said:
Well, this week has been fun with XDA. From my bans, to my sneaking back in, to me being caught, to everything. I'm just glad I have such great friends that've always had my back and always been there for me helping me along my path of teenagehood. Let's keep it gangsta as I give thanks to those who's presence I enjoy.
@orb3000 for being one of the first people to talk to me in the Off-Topic Forums and Thread.
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I´m glad you are back
Thanks for thanking me

And how could I forget you scarecrow... I will miss you most of all.

I'm very glad and happy that you are back. You'll be my friendo always count on me!...ahh and behave .

Sup, I'm fuzzy. Glad to see you are unbanned.

update me please..... you gone? you back? unbanned? what happend amigo? and what happend with your lover? speaking español sometimes jejeje kinda funny talks with you in some threads.

+ Que PPC said:
update me please..... you gone? you back? unbanned? what happend amigo? and what happend with your lover? speaking español sometimes jejeje kinda funny talks with you in some threads.
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He IS BACK...
don't know about the other stuff

Wondered were you were....The off topic was lonely....

Did your clothing line ever take off? I was serious about your business model and I was serious about offering my services to achieve this new level of customer interaction.

[Q] Me and my girl had a fight

So we had another fight about me spending too much time playing with and talking about android and phones. As long as cellphones don't come up in conversation we were the happiest couple in the world. But I finally broke up with her because I couldn't even think about android without her getting mad at me. And I figured I would just find a girl that shared my interest. But I just realized that there are ZERO females(at least in the state of alabama) that even know what android is. Should I quit looking now? Does anyone have any advice to find them(if they exist that is)?

I lol'ed so hard.

if this isnt a troll , ur a noob for not being able to control urself not to talk about ur fone

sounded like my wife ...picking a fight because too much time on xda and phones.... Well, you can move from your state

souljaboy said:
if this isnt a troll , ur a noob for not being able to control urself not to talk about ur fone
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Sorry you think I'm a noob, but I can control myself enough to not talk about it, but WHY should I? I'm going to look for a girl with common interest, and if I don't find anyone I will suppress my techie talk. But until I know that she doesn't exist, why would I change the kind of woman I would like to date?
So next time your off just supermanning hoes think about what a relationship should be about.
This is what I get for asking for girl advice on xda

LMAOO! If your serious, I really think you messed up BIG time! Call her now, apologize, and get off of XDA.

sorry to hear it bro. my wife also gets pissy when im on modding/hacking forums too much, but she'll get used to it eventually
I somewhat agree with Original Android.... if you usually get along, apologize and try to consider some of her interests. some people just dont get our devotion(addiction) to such things
as far as quitting XDA..... bad idea. maybe just set a specific time for this great site.
its all about compromise homey..... i hate you for making me think serious!! j/k

Had a fight here too for this very same reason...
Mr. Clown said:
sounded like my wife ...picking a fight because too much time on xda and phones.... Well, you can move from your state
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orb3000 said:
Had a fight here too for this very same reason...
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Well my friend, it's time to negotiate . I did this with my wife, I agreed with her that I will spend some hours a week to be on the web and xda of course (while she's around). So both of us are happy since I comply with the terms when she's around ....but she's not always around you know.

Yes, time is not equal my girl says...
Anyway we should re negotiate a new way if possible

She's the one, I'm pretty sure of it
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LMAOO! If your serious, I really think you messed up BIG time! Call her now, apologize, and get off of XDA.
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Ok first off, hope you are LOVING highschool and football still. And yes I messed up big time, she's truely a wonderful person. But I didn't have to call her, she called me and we came to a compromise. She said if I would buy her that "nexus thingy" and actually "teach" her what I was talking about, she thinks she would really enjoy learning about it. And in my mind it wasn't a compromise, I got exactly what I wanted..... oh wait I just spent $500 on an N1

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Ok first off, hope you are LOVING highschool and football still. And yes I messed up big time, she's truely a wonderful person. But I didn't have to call her, she called me and we came to a compromise. She said if I would buy her that "nexus thingy" and actually "teach" her what I was talking about, she thinks she would really enjoy learning about it. And in my mind it wasn't a compromise, I got exactly what I wanted..... oh wait I just spent $500 on an N1
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I'm going to be frank. Return that N1. The relationship is now headed in the wrong direction for the wrong reasons.
In your future relationships, if you're with your girl, be with your girl. Learn to compromise. Your partner's reaction to the particular behavior (i.e., dealing/talking Android) is ultimately just a natural reaction towards the frequency in which you exhibited it (i.e., excessively). Imagine if your partner asked you to accompany them to go shopping every day of the week for at least 3 hours each day. While you guys are shopping, she'll talk to you about every brand, and fashion, etc. Should she leave you because you aren't interested in her interests?
Your Android fetish is a hobby. There are more important things in life that you should be paying attention to. I'm not saying this girl is -the- one you'll be with for the rest of your life, but things like growing and improving social skills should take greater precedence than learning and keeping what's up with the latest and greatest on Cyanogen mods.
Take my advice for what it's worth to you. Just remember, at the end of the day, it's just a phone.

Im not returning the N1. I shouldn't have ever posted this thread. I know exactly what important things are in my life(what exactly did you even mean by that??). I'm going to stop this now because people don't and can't know every detail about our relationship and it is now being misinterpreted.
And it's not about roms or tweaks it's about the future of technology, which I think everyone can agree is rather important

well this is funny... you are trying to find a girlfriend on XDA ?

cupcake2301 said:
well this is funny... you are trying to find a girlfriend on XDA ?
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LOL, I lol'd big time.
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PaulForde said:
LOL, I lol'd big time.
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So did I mate ! The OP should go to some dating fora or something why on XDA ! LOL !

fk, i had something like this too once, since then i didnt talk about phones that much anymore xD..
well but she knows now that this is like a hobby for me, and its not that bad when i talk about it from time to time...
hell we are techjunkies, but even we need to hold back with our tech **** when talking to a girl xD
(i knew that before, but, for example, i couldnt live with it, if my gf would buy an iphone.................XD)

griffincash said:
Im not returning the N1. I shouldn't have ever posted this thread. I know exactly what important things are in my life(what exactly did you even mean by that??). I'm going to stop this now because people don't and can't know every detail about our relationship and it is now being misinterpreted.
And it's not about roms or tweaks it's about the future of technology, which I think everyone can agree is rather important
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You telling me that it's not about ROM or tweaks and that it is actually about the future of technology is really a bad attempt at justifying your hobby. This is even illustrated by the following clause when you feel the need to garner further support of your hobby by amassing the opinions of your fellow XDA members.
But nevermind that, good luck with the relationship. I do hope that things work out in the end.

daamn!!!
I usually dont talk about phones when Im with my girl... hell I've even visited xda less, since Im in a normal relations (not those in which I have to be responsible for everyf**king thing.. - had one of those about a year and a half ago)
anyways - just find something to talk about that is interesting for both of you + keeps your mind off the phones...
or if you can't you can get yourself off the xda, or you can always ask someone to ban you.. just kidding

so basically she had the bravery to say : $500 fone or no sammiches
and ur happy about it

The Official "I'm drunk so I'd best post here instead of anywhere else" thread

The Official "I'm drunk so I'd best post here instead of anywhere else" thread
This thread is for all those people who end up sat at their computer, drunk, and fighting the urge to flame (successfully, I hope).
I'm drunk, and about to go out and do a proper job of it, but I'll probably be back later when I'm slurring my typing and wanting to stay away from questions like "how do turn my phone on?"
Be drunk. Post rubbish.

johncmolyneux said:
...wanting to stay away from questions like "how do turn my phone on?"
Be drunk. Post rubbish.
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If they left the 'i' out of the question i probably wouldn't answer them anyway
Three cans of Stella and i'm working on tomorrows hangover already! Anyway, good idea for a post-session thread...anybody seen a kebab van round 'ere?

I'm surprised I can still type corrdctly. Mt lefs not so much I love you mas no homo<3
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Other people had best post in this thread, lest I look like an alchoholic!

lolwut?

johncmolyneux said:
Other people had best post in this thread, lest I look like an alchoholic!
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LoL...I wish I could, but when I have some drinks...the last thing I probably think and do is post in xda..

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal labotomy.

finishing a bottle of vodka. want to go to bed but the boy wants some new movies & stuff on his ds, which is fine, i can manage that. he also wants it slid under his pillow for when he wakes up which is only going to cause problems later on.

im drunmk

a buird with onlsy one wing cant fly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! i has moire tjhan one winggs!

nimfumpooper us I said it

ya I said it*

Best part is people can spell correctly when they are drunk 90% of the time. Faking being drunk on xda it's pretty funny
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frigid said:
Best part is people can spell correctly when they are drunk 90% of the time. Faking being drunk on xda it's pretty funny
Swyped from my HTC HD2 using tapatalk
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I disagree, I know that I become sloppy when I'm drunk and I'll make tons of mistakes on a keyboard (and phone, god on my phone is worse) and I won't care to go back and correct it lol.

Hey. Iim just checking how good I wam at typing whilee drunkkkkkkkk.
Sent from this thing I call a phone.

jaszek said:
Hey. Iim just checking how good I wam at typing whilee drunkkkkkkkk.
Sent from this thing I call a phone.
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Wow, I was expecting to do a little better. And yet, my friend received perfectly typed texts from me. lol

Drunken posts FTW!
*next day*
aw man, now I look like an idiot in front of the all the XDA devs! :'(
it's okay, I see a lot of devs with whiskey funds.

alex4lex said:
Drunken posts FTW!
*next day*
aw man, now I look like an idiot in front of the all the XDA devs! :'(
it's okay, I see a lot of devs with whiskey funds.
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It took me about 5 minutes to find the thread on my phone. lol

Any woodford drinkers in??

haha I don't remember posting in this. Phone app says I did and there I am. And to poster about spelling, try swyping while drunk, not fun.

Personal issues ever since bringing my Galaxy S3 home...

Okay, humor is a great way to make an entrance, so I will post a short story I wrote. Loving the forum so far, and have learned so much!
Anyway, before getting the Galaxy S3, I talked it over with my iPhone and Siri, and they said it was okay if I brought someone new into the household and relationship. Anyway, I brought the Galaxy S3 home to meet the "gang".
At first they were okay with it, and then jealousy reared it's head. I ended up fighting daily with my iPhone and Siri, and at one point, I was sleeping on the balcony.
I was like WTF?? This is *MY* house. Why am *I* sleeping on the balcony? To make a long story brief, I took back my place and made Siri sleep in the toaster for a night to show her who was boss. (she's watching me type BTW. Silly Siri. Hi Siri, daddy still loves you!)
Anyway, things seem to be back on track, but last night I couldn't sleep cuz S Voice and Siri were bloody arguing over which pizza place was closest to me. Always competing. They're so cute.
Anyway, I have to get going, S Voice wants to go out for a walk and she told me to leave Siri home. BBL
+++ Jason

Dump that siri bi...
BTW welcome to XDA

sleepijs_ said:
Dump that siri bi...
BTW welcome to XDA
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Thank you! I have been lurking without an account for about a month and I have learned so much, I felt I should sign up and say hello. :cyclops:

DelphinusMinor said:
Thank you! I have been lurking without an account for about a month and I have learned so much, I felt I should sign up and say hello. :cyclops:
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Welcome, but you could, and should, have said 'Hello' in this thread - stickied for people to 'Say Hi' in
P.S. Try not starting an iPhone vs Android war with your first posting in OT as well - Archer frowns on that sort of thing

SimonTS said:
Welcome, but you could, and should, have said 'Hello' in this thread - stickied for people to 'Say Hi' in
P.S. Try not starting an iPhone vs Android war with your first posting in OT as well - Archer frowns on that sort of thing
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That definitely is not my intention since I love and own products from both Samsung and Apple.
It's just something that appeared in my head a few days ago, so I put it to text.
I had to use two diff products in order to create the story.
And I did say hello in that thread before posting this. Thanks tho.
Anyway, take care.
- Jason

Now I feel like I need to defend myself and to be very clear I am not a troll, and far from.
Altho the definition for "troll" or "trolling" these days is so ambiguous and used so loosely, I am not sure anyone really know what the term even means anymore.
I want to add, I am a "retired" hacker/exploiter/phreaker. I love web forums(And now this one), and have been using them in one form or another for about 27 years, since 1985. I joke around alot and am very friendly/social.
I hope to continue to learn on this forum as Android OS is a new frontier for me.
Having said all of this, I will cut this off now. Take care my friend.
Peace.
+++ Del (Jason)

DelphinusMinor said:
Now I feel like I need to defend myself and to be very clear I am not a troll, and far from.
Altho the definition for "troll" or "trolling" these days is so ambiguous and used so loosely, I am not sure anyone really know what the term even means anymore.
I want to add, I am a "retired" hacker/exploiter/phreaker. I love web forums(And now this one), and have been using them in one form or another for about 27 years, since 1985. I joke around alot and am very friendly/social.
I hope to continue to learn on this forum as Android OS is a new frontier for me.
Having said all of this, I will cut this off now. Take care my friend.
Peace.
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Welcome to OT. You'll fit right in.
I don't need a sig, but would love a cig.

boborone said:
Welcome to OT. You'll fit right in.
I don't need a sig, but would love a cig.
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Thank you...
/me hands you a sig.
I don't smoke, sorry, I can only offer you a sig. :cyclops:

DelphinusMinor said:
Thank you...
/me hands you a sig.
I don't smoke, sorry, I can only offer you a sig. :cyclops:
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Unacceptable. Do the honorable thing now and delete your account. Unheard of........a nerd who doesn't smoke
I don't need a sig, but would love a cig.

boborone said:
Unacceptable. Do the honorable thing now and delete your account. Unheard of........a nerd who doesn't smoke
I don't need a sig, but would love a cig.
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Mwhahahaha...

I know what you mean, I'm stuck in kind of a triangle as well. Google Now is my main partner and things are great, for the most part i couldn't ask for more. But then on Saturday when I'm drunk and I want to know when the SEC games are on, or what the score was.. I always give Siri the "talk of shame".

Ah Del nice to see you here...
I remember you from ifans giving me iPod help.
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JaZart said:
Ah Del nice to see you here...
I remember you from ifans giving me iPod help.
Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-T989 using xda premium
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Wow... Hello there!
I posted this on iFans also. I have a weird sense of humor. Haha...