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http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031
Epic, epic lulz to be had. Just read through those comments. Go empty your bladder first.

gthing said:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031
Epic, epic lulz to be had. Just read through those comments. Go empty your bladder first.
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First of all, obviously fake. No way it's for real, so it's kinda useless, whoever that girl is is ugly though. However, look at the users of that forum...
"REP YOU ON RECHARGE"
"YOU FRAUDIN BRAH?"
"HAI GUISE"
etcetcetc
Great user base, the phrase "get a life" comes to mind when I see people typing like they're on 4chan, aka the armpit of the internet.

Gotta agree, that's one dog ugly girl

Holy cow!!
She´s so ugly......... I prefered not to entered to this thread and see that.......but curiosity....

OMFG!!! how did you even come by that thread

Oh God if you will do this...
Think twice before give it life and sent it to the earth!!!
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The mouse is scare GOD you will make it cry!!!

Well thank you for that.
I just threw up in my mouth. Thanks alot.

What are you guys freaked out about? I think with 4 or 5 Budweisers, and a paper bag and that is one hot chick.

GWelker62 said:
What are you guys freaked out about? I think with 4 or 5 Budweisers, and a paper bag and that is one hot chick.
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4 or 5? Are u kidding me? That have to be at least 10. 1000 x OFMG.

GWelker62 said:
What are you guys freaked out about? I think with 4 or 5 Budweisers, and a paper bag and that is one hot chick.
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lol 4 o 5 ... plus couple of joints and some mushrooms ... and i don't think so even then.
hahaha but that is still one ugly picture (girl and car)7

she must give good H(#d

Well, I skipped later in the thread and yeah, he was "straight fraudin lulz" as he put it. That forum may be just as bad as 4chan, but I won't stick around to find out.

Ather is PHAT

as this is off-topic, i found it the only place to complain about Ather90 being so phat.
please vote

dude........

What does "phat" mean?
Never-mind, looked it up. I've never heard of it before.

What?????????????

what have u been smoking?

oh, who is ather90?

-G- said:
oh, who is ather90?
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http://forum.xda-developers.com/member.php?u=494193

oh, ok,.
now i choose the poll,.

HAHA once and a while I enjoy a thread like this. Nice job!

what did i do to deserve this
just joking lol, my answer would be WTF is this stupid question for?
Here is my picture btw
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What the hell man..what kind of question is that? Are you on drugs hehehe...let me cast my vote

now it seems that choice num 4 will be the winner,.

Ather, stop posting pictures of other people
and no, i'm not on drugs. this is my usual high
anyone up for scrabble?

uhmmm double posting, I believe you're on drugs! Hehehe. No really is that Ather? Are you really FAT man?

lol im not fat and yes it is really me, you can look me up on facebook too...infact this picture is from my facebook album

mikechannon said:
But Phat does NOT mean Fat!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phat
Mike
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lol, i looked that up too after a while and was happy

mikechannon said:
But Phat does NOT mean Fat!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phat
Mike
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LOL, i should have know this, but still i will choose the poll with "WTF This Question for",.

The term Phat may refer to:
Acronym: "Pretty, Hot, and Tempting"
ohhh...can I change my vote? hehehe

I think the vote have been changed since we have 5 choices now, yesterday we have 4 choices only,.

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I think the vote have been changed since we have 5 choices now, yesterday we have 4 choices only,.
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Mod Powers

Really good books

I don't want this to be a thread for avid book reads.
I don't read much and i am wondering if there are any people out there that don't really read much but have picked up a book, read it, and thought "that was excellent!"
Does anyone know what i mean?
My book is Iam Legend by Robert Matheson
it s what the film with will smith is based on.
I just thought it was excellent!!!

my bro has an eee 1000h ... pretty good net book if ya ask me , dunno who wrote it who
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souljaboy said:
my bro has an eee 1000h ... pretty good net book if ya ask me , dunno who wrote it who
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hahaha that was awesome
Being a Culinary student, I'd say you should pick up "Kitchen Confidential" and "Medium Raw" by Anthony Bourdain. Really quite fascinating reads. The guy is just so damn blunt, and a master of words. And it's all autobiographical.

I honestly did not like to read years ago.
but, recently ive been reading more, if you are into computers, technology, or physics.
you might like these:
"The Last Lecture"
"A Brief History of Time"
"iWoz" (im not a fanboy)
"The Elegant Universe"
"Physics of the Impossible"
"Parallel Universes"
Im a physics nut, but you may still like them, they arent too complex
Cheers,
Captainkrtek

I read Day By Bay Armageddon part one and two.
AND IT WAS EXCELLENT!
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Thanks for the replys.
Its just what i was looking for!

"No more us for you"
"Boy kills man"
And "The skeleton key"
Are amazing. The first 2 are the best I've ever read. I really recommend them.
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I think you should read... OH CRAP I HAZ TWO EXAMS TUESDAY!

Original Android <3ers! said:
I think you should read... OH CRAP I HAZ TWO EXAMS TUESDAY!
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lol
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[Q] Definition of Trolling

So I have been looking around and many are using the word trolling extensively. I still have no real definition on what it means to be trolling. So does anyone around here have a "dictionary" definition on trolling?
Thanks

swehes said:
So I have been looking around and many are using the word trolling extensively. I still have no real definition on what it means to be trolling. So does anyone around here have a "dictionary" definition on trolling?
Thanks
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Basically it's starting a post or response for no other reason except to elicit a negative response. See also Attention Whore with Mommy/Daddy issues and too much time.

LOOOOl, roflcopter!! OP doesn't know what trolling is
What a n00b!11!!
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THAT was trolling

I hope you aren't trolling us.
POST 600!!! WOOHOO

Nope. Not trolling. Just want a dictionary definition on what trolling is as people use it so freely and as far as I can tell never been defined on what is actually is. Hence my question if someone can provide a dictionary definition of the word.

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Urban Dictionary is your friend

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conantroutman said:
Urban Dictionary is your friend
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Thanks man.
That has been the most helpful of all the posts (with exception for the first who also tried to actually give me a definition.)

LIKE THIS
You can be a trol if you are always shouting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

akaresz said:
You can be a trol if you are always shouting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OOooops my capslock didnt work :-D

wikipedia is your friend too lol
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet)

Trolling... like when you are fishing and slowly dragging bait behind the boat waiting for fish to bite.
Problem fishermen?

Did I feed the troll?????
pfft......
Chipped From The Bunker Via My HD2

One hand or two hands?

Just wondering if you guys use one hand or two hands to use ur phone.. I just saw a stupid iphone commercial where showed this guys hand and it was perfectly per portioned to the iphone and they say "is it a coincidence? I think not", lmao they make it seem like EVERYONES hand is going to be perfect for the iphone...
Me personally I usually use 2 hands when I'm playing with my phone but one hand if I'm checking sms
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I had a totally different thread in mind when I clicked the link.
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063_XOBX said:
I had a totally different thread in mind when I clicked the link.
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Same here. I think it's time to stop using Internet for a while.

063_XOBX said:
I had a totally different thread in mind when I clicked the link.
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I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.

lol, damn you guys totally changed the entire topic here...

MRsf27 said:
lol, damn you guys totally changed the entire topic here...
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Welcome to OT
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

conantroutman said:
Welcome to OT
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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well then I guess I can ask everyone, what do you use your hands for the majority of the time?
I have a feeling the answer is going to be something totally inappropriate

You know who else has hands? The devil. And he uses them for holding.

I don't use any hands.
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It's a good thing my coffee cup is empty or else a glorious splash of coffee onto my laptop screen would have ensued. Mind you I'm in the one of the quiet floors of my library XD :laugh: Oh man.