How to train your... - Off-topic

Flying spaghetti monster. Its simple! First, approach it with a calm look. If it sees you are worthy, it will not vaporize you. Then you can start making it do cool tricks, such as destroying civilizations for the exchange of your eternal servitude. Good luck with your flying spaghetti monster. If you want one just call 1-800-123-fsmt.
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I've contacted someone who can possibly save you from yourself. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

MissionImprobable said:
I've contacted someone who can possibly save you from yourself. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Lol. Anyway this thread was fo the lulz
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Then it should actually be funny, no?

MissionImprobable said:
Then it should actually be funny, no?
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For me.
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iKoolkid said:
For me.
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And when do the rest of us get our fun? Archer? Vanessaem? Can you come and lock this thread and preferably hit the not-so-kool-kid with a ban as well so we can have our fun

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And when do the rest of us get our fun? Archer? Vanessaem? Can you come and lock this thread and preferably hit the not-so-kool-kid with a ban as well so we can have our fun
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SimonTS said:
And when do the rest of us get our fun? Archer? Vanessaem? Can you come and lock this thread and preferably hit the not-so-kool-kid with a ban as well so we can have our fun
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If someone can get demerits for being an a$$, you will take the cake.:banghead:
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This isn't the "create any old crap thread I can think of" forum, so stop treating it as such. Public warning this time - private warning if it happens again.
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Do any of you consider each other buddies?

Well I've come to know some members here and we are all a big community.
So do any of you guys consider each other buddies/friends or just a community of people?
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Pretty much all my fellow metalheads here.
Yeah well a few, I've made a couple of friends on here!
cashyftw said:
Yeah well a few, I've made a couple of friends on here!
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Hey what's up wanna be my new friend lol
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Moderator............ PLEASE CLOSE THREAD
oka1 said:
Moderator............ PLEASE CLOSE THREAD
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I guess he doesn't have many friends
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No I don't post enough but I've gotten fond of reading xrider66's comments lol and yours to alanrock (whatever...)..people may hate xrider but hes actually pretty smart IMO...
Lol me too. Well in school anyways. I don't hate rider66 he's cool!
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Alanrocks15 said:
Lol me too. Well in school anyways. I don't hate rider66 he's cool!
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I want to be cool, too.
I have no friends. </3
I don't know about friend, but made myself an enemy here for sure (Samsung developers)
Anyways, I'd say xrider is a curious dude and Alanrocks made a nice "black magic woman" song
I dunno.... I feel I get along a lot better with some then I do with others. Some people just appear more open to questions and friendly and they are the ones I tent to feel more of a connection with.
everyone except that guy asking for the Miami Heat bootup animation.
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I want to be cool, too.
You are cool! Ill be your friend!
I have no friends. </3
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anthonys2r said:
everyone except that guy asking for the Miami Heat bootup animation.
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I agree go Celtics!
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I feel loved.
Yay!
jriv said:
I guess he doesn't have many friends
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oka1 is someone I would consider a "friend" on here... much, much more so than the "kids" on here who just ask a ton of questions (for no apparent reason) and those who troll.
I "like" all the people on here who GENUINELY seem to be here for the RIGHT reasons.
Not really. This community is just too big to get to know each other. If it was smaller then yeah maybe we would be buddies. With the exception of us metalheads. We will always be brothers, buddies no matter where we are \m/ another thing to add, most prople here are kids(immature). If not kids the're noobs who can't read.
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Br1ck'd is a good friend of mine.
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iwillkillyou said:
With the exception of us metalheads. We will always be brothers, buddies no matter where we are \m/
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Hailz!
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s15274n said:
oka1 is someone I would consider a "friend" on here... much, much more so than the "kids" on here who just ask a ton of questions (for no apparent reason) and those who troll.
I "like" all the people on here who GENUINELY seem to be here for the RIGHT reasons.
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If it wasn't for the "kids" on this forum, then this forum would be straight-out boring.
You guys are boring, the oldies, yes i'm talking about you.
It's like as soon as you became age 25+ you stopped learning to just "chill" and have fun. I'm sure you have fun in real life with people your same age or your kids or something, but without us here, this would be one hell of a lonely forum.
Some people need to accept that teens have smartphones, "OH I WONDER, WHY WOULD A 16 YEAR OLD BOY NEED A SMARTPHONE?!"
We like their functionalities. If you didn't notice from when YOU were a teen, teens are extremely curious. Don't act as if you were never a teen. You acted the same as us, and don't deny it.
SOME may be "over-dramatic"? or more immature, that i understand but immaturity is a part of being a teen, accept it or just gtfo.

GreenBay Packers!

they gonna be 11-0 in 3hrs 20mins..woot mutha fukin woot!! kickoff in T minus 19mins. them scrub ass lions aint got nothin on em
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Yeah, that's true. The Packers will be 11-0 after today. At this rate, you might as well write them into the Super Bowl. No one can't seem to stop them!
There's already a thread for this type of discussion
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=946831
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There's already a thread for this type of discussion
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=946831
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thats all sports, this is about the packers only!
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Lavell7298 said:
Yeah, that's true. The Packers will be 11-0 after today. At this rate, you might as well write them into the Super Bowl. No one can't seem to stop them!
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right! lol they wont even have to play in the playoffs
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mfknboss said:
thats all sports, this is about the packers only!
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Fair comment. I started a meme thread when there's an image thread, so I can't talk
I shall butt out
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Fair comment. I started a meme thread when there's an image thread, so I can't talk
I shall butt out
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u dont have to butt out. just in case u wanna know the score, its 21-0 packers!!!
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Scariest movies?

Its been a while since I tried to watch one. But if I remember Pray for Morning was one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDmJRSXHVfY&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Maybe 2001s The Hole http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7utYx1vcM0&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Or 2006s shadow Walkers
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Movies Thread here:
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1265918
We've just had a long chat about scary movies and there's a good number of them listed.
Excorsism.luck.
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DeHuMaNiZeD said:
Excorsism.
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Why do you feel the need to swear in most of your posts? Can you remove the profanity please and stop doing it?
If it bugs you so very much,don't read my posts.
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DeHuMaNiZeD said:
If it bugs you so very much,don't read my posts.
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If your posts aren't worth reading, why make them in the first place?
Because I want to.
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I asked nicely because I see you swearing all over the forum, even though it's clearly against the rules. A bit of consideration for other members is all I'm asking.
Archer said:
I asked nicely because I see you swearing all over the forum, even though it's clearly against the rules. A bit of consideration for other members is all I'm asking.
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Or we can just take him to the back room and beat him up XDA style.
OmegaRED^ said:
Or we can just take him to the back room and beat him up XDA style.
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Tempting, but meh. I asked nicely and he said no so I've reported it. It's in the hands of mods now. They can take him to the back room and beat him up
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Because I want to.
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And you managed that without any profanity.
It's not that difficult is it?
xaccers said:
And you managed that without any profanity.
It's not that difficult is it?
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Well,I don't curse in my every sentence,so...
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DeHuMaNiZeD said:
Well,I don't curse in my every sentence,so...
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That's the ironic thing - in certain company, I do! I have a filthier mouth than Deb Morgan (if you don't know who she is, search youtube for deb morgan filthy mouth). It's just not appropriate if you don't know the company, and when there's a potential 300,000 people reading what you write I think it's best to assume it may offend and not do it.
I find that if you only swear when it's really called for, then people actually take notice, compared with someone who f's and blinds every other word.
For instance, when I've worked on a support desk and something major goes wrong, if I swear people look up, take notice, offer their support and the problem gets resolved quicker, where as one of my colleagues who'd always be swearing would just get ignored.
Idk,I really don't find swearing something offensive and especially if its not pointed to anyone...
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DeHuMaNiZeD said:
Idk,I really don't find swearing something offensive and especially if its not pointed to anyone...
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Me neither. As far as I see it, they're just words like "broken" and "bad". It's just consideration for others that are offended that I think needs to be remembered. Besides, it's in the rules so this isn't the place for it.
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Idk,I really don't find swearing something offensive and especially if its not pointed to anyone...
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Which begs the question "why bother swearing?"
If they're just words to you, then they don't add anything.
They're an important part of the English language, their purpose is to impose a shock on others, even if it's just a small one. If they lose that then there is no point in using them.
Compare these sentences:
"He had an open wound on his leg"
"He had an oozing open wound on his leg"
The second one paints a much grimmer image simply by adding a word.
It brings different images to mind.
I got the point.are we good?
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Have you all ever wondered...

Have you all wondered if we have any famous celebrity members on this site? Of so could any1 comment who you are. [No Pranks]
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K7Cobb said:
Have you all wondered if we have any famous celebrity members on this site? Of so could any1 comment who you are. [No Pranks]
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Nope, never wondered/cared about that. "celebrities" are just people who's names alot of people know. On here, at least in OT, we have our own celebs. Like Archer, CTM, MTM, Vanessa, TRM, Skinny, Boborone, BabyDoll, and a few others.
Those guys > hollywood people.
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Nope, never wondered/cared about that. "celebrities" are just people who's names alot of people know. On here, at least in OT, we have our own celebs. Like Archer, CTM, MTM, Vanessa, TRM, Skinny, Boborone, BabyDoll, and a few others.
Those guys > hollywood people.
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Lol well.........can you explain who they are
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K7Cobb said:
Lol well.........can you explain who they are
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They is a rather ambiguous term.
StormMcCloud said:
They is a rather ambiguous term.
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I thought they were a team. Still ambiguous....yea I know
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K7Cobb said:
I thought they were a team. Still ambiguous....yea I know
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They being the people I named or the hollywood people I didn't name?
StormMcCloud said:
They being the people I named or the hollywood people I didn't name?
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Lol the people you named
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K7Cobb said:
Lol the people you named
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Archer is the ultimate closer of useless threads, though it is debatable as to if he has ever actually shot an arrow.
CTM is the drunken fist of the mod world.
MTM is the ruler of the trolls and ultimate troll mod.
Vanessa is the tidier of offesive/unruly posts.
TRM will whip you into submission.
Skinny is the drunken drummer.
Boborone is the crazy hat wearing donky guy.
BabyDoll is the leader of the birds and thrower of bricks.
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Archer is the ultimate closer of useless threads, though it is debatable as to if he has ever actually shot an arrow.
CTM is the drunken fist of the mod world.
MTM is the ruler of the trolls and ultimate troll mod.
Vanessa is the tidier of offesive/unruly posts.
TRM will whip you into submission.
Skinny is the drunken drummer.
Boborone is the crazy hat wearing donky guy.
BabyDoll is the leader of the birds.
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Cool............I guess
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Cool............I guess
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Lighten up . I'm "skinny", and I was almost famous in real life.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Lighten up . I'm "skinny", and I was almost famous in real life.
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lol it's about time one of you showed up.
StormMcCloud said:
lol it's about time one of you showed up.
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I couldn't leave a soldier to die alone. This thread sucks.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
I couldn't leave a soldier to die alone. This thread sucks.
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Basically.
I think there are a few amateur porn stars and a AAA ball player on the site.
MissionImprobable said:
I think there are a few amateur porn stars and a AAA ball player on the site.
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Dafuq did i just read?
MissionImprobable said:
I think there are a few amateur porn stars and a AAA ball player on the site.
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Aren't those the same thing!
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Nope, never wondered/cared about that. "celebrities" are just people who's names alot of people know. On here, at least in OT, we have our own celebs. Like Archer, CTM, MTM, Vanessa, TRM, Skinny, Boborone, BabyDoll, and a few others.
Those guys > hollywood people.
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^This^
And then there are all the great devs and contributers who spend hours, days, months, and even years working so we can get the most out of our devices!
And the mods who work to keep XDA organized!
Also anybody that takes time out of their day to help a fellow user out, especially the ones who make a habit of doing it as frequently as possible.
All of the above are the real celebrities here on XDA.
Thanks to them all!!:good::good:
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^This^
And then there are all the great devs and contributers who spend hours, days, months, and even years working so we can get the most out of our devices!
And the mods who work to keep XDA organized!
Also anybody that takes time out of their day to help a fellow user out, especially the ones who make a habit of doing it as frequently as possible.
All of the above are the real celebrities here on XDA.
Thanks to them all!!:good::good:
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Exactly!
The inventor of Sham WOW! also posts here.
WiredPirate said:
^This^
And then there are all the great devs and contributers who spend hours, days, months, and even years working so we can get the most out of our devices!
And the mods who work to keep XDA organized!
Also anybody that takes time out of their day to help a fellow user out, especially the ones who make a habit of doing it as frequently as possible.
All of the above are the real celebrities here on XDA.
Thanks to them all!!:good::good:
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What are devs?
What are mods?
Who are we?
People. Some are just less lazy than others. We all share this space called XDA equally. We just share it differently. Sure, respect around here is earned, but the ones who thrive here, such as yourself (wired), and many others who don't develop or care to, add just as much to this community as someone who does. Its all about quality here, whether you rewrite code, offer advice about carriers, all the way to the trolls who entertain us on a daily basis....through some channel of events, we've all found our way here. And I certainly have thought about things differently since I joined.
OK, hippie rant over. Need to grab a 'stone.
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Females on XDA - Sound off

If you are female, or feeling like a female, write down.
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Dude, this thread is so not neccessary.
TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Dude, this thread is so not neccessary.
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Just like 90% of the threads currently being created on OT. Unfortunately the XDA Gods seem to have abandoned us to whatever cr4p comes out way and the Mods don't seem to care much either.
SimonTS said:
Just like 90% of the threads currently being created on OT. Unfortunately the XDA Gods seem to have abandoned us to whatever cr4p comes out way and the Mods don't seem to care much either.
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You have never been more wrong.
This is like cheating in a game.
Your meant to 'discover' female members and your meant to be all like "Didn't know chicks were on xda" when (if) you find one
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The females on XDA are so cool. I prefer to speak with them than most of the dudes here.
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The females on XDA are so cool. I prefer to speak with them than most of the dudes here.
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Here here
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It's either lecherous or pointless. Not sure which, but I'll close it either way.

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