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oh yes this is real
here the proof
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060923202508AAKhUd3

what a good idea..press printscreen, paste, and upload it on facebook

omfg, so it means there are dumb people still in the world

ather90 said:
omfg, so it means there are dumb people still in the world
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Congrats! you just won an award

more lessons needed

I wonder how did some people become forum moderators.

how did some people not get sarcasm
i think it was aimed art me me but i dont care
i just posted it bcause it was funny

xhypnotik said:
I wonder how did some people became forum moderators.
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BTW i was wondering how can you become a mod at xda??
its just a genuine question

jayjay8585 said:
how did some people not get sarcasm
i think it was aimed art me me but i dont care
i just posted it bcause it was funny
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erm it wasent for you, it was the guy posted this question on yahoo answers!

sheennick123456 said:
BTW i was wondering how can you become a mod at xda??
its just a genuine question
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I believe that Mods & Admins vote for people that contribute and in general help to respect the rules of the forum.
That´s my guess only

sheennick123456 said:
BTW i was wondering how can you become a mod at xda??
its just a genuine question
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Oh crud, excuse my typo. It's now fixed.

Let's not let this topic get too off topic. Remember the meaning of the thread... people who use computers and have no common sense!

oh crap sorry ather i read it out of context.
woops i get it now

mikechannon said:
Glad you're keeping it On-Topic then! I knew you could!
Mike
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Ha, you got me. One most give props to one when due...

jayjay8585 said:
oh crap sorry ather i read it out of context.
woops i get it now
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no problemo

LOL! I saw this on Fail blog the other day, and had to google it for myself.
I also love the video with the Windows presentation, and the BSOD appears.

FAIL

[Q] New market alarm service? Always running...no thanks

What's with the running service, ' alarm service' for the market? Its always running and I want it gone.
Seems to have popped with the new market...
Thank you thank you

i do not know the answer to your question but chances are that you will get a better and quicker response in the Q&A section.

397 posts on the forum, so far and still doesn't know what to post where...

You're all so elite
Become a mod and move it if you don't like it

Yes!!! I love these threads!!
While im here.... I spilt coffee on my good tie today, any suggestions on the best way to get it out?
Sent from my HERO200 using XDA App

If I were a mod these threads would never see the light of day >:]
/EvilLaugh
IT HAS [Q] IN THE TITLE

+1
+1
+1
+1
also, try autokiller app, I have the new market, no such running program in my list... also, google.

well we are not mods and nobody likes this so all we can do is yell at all the idiots that cant read the rules and cant put 2 and 2 together.
here... im gonna make a "posting in the right section on a forum for dummies" book.
chapter 1: READ!
if you have something to say then post in the "general" section.
if you have a "QUESTION" then put it in the "Q&A" section.
if you have something to sell then post it in the "ACCESSORIES" section
if you have a "ROM" then post it in the "android development" section. AKA "ROMS only" sections.
and if you have an "APP" then post in the "THEMES & APPS" section.
all rights reserved. typed in the USA. written and published by"anonymous"

kyouko said:
If I were a mod these threads would never see the light of day >:]
/EvilLaugh
IT HAS [Q] IN THE TITLE
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+1 for that! And, some action is taken against such members, as well... .

kbizzle said:
Yes!!! I love these threads!!
While im here.... I spilt coffee on my good tie today, any suggestions on the best way to get it out?
Sent from my HERO200 using XDA App
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LMAO ×5
Root-Hack-Mod-Always™

Ahhhh Heineken....

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WOW, this may be the single most disturbing thing I have ever seen... LMFAO

il Duce said:
WOW, this may be the single most disturbing thing I have ever seen... LMFAO
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No kidding! wow!

Thank me to thank-you.

So it's come to my attention that the thank-you system on XDA is a method by which people's contribution to XDA is measured.
For instance, a developer provides a new custom ROM that is well liked: BAM! he receives thank-you's.
In noticing all this, I've come to realize that there are a lot people who just aren't thanked enough.
My solution: I'll thank you.
Create a post identifying yourself, and thank me, and I'll thank you right back. In this way, everyone wins!
~Jasecloud4
To clarify rules:
You can only post for a thank-you once a day.
Only thank me on this post. In this way I can only be thanked 1 time by each of you, yet you can receive as many times as days you post.

Cheater....
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In before the lock
¤The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.¤

TheRomMistress said:
Cheater....
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Yes, however, I looked through all the forum rules and found nothing against it?.
~Jasecloud4

jasecloud4 said:
Yes, however, I looked through all the forum rules and found nothing against it?.
~Jasecloud4
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It will still get locked, its been tried before man

That may be true. But why would the MODS lock something that is within the rules? That doesn't seem normal.
~Jasecloud4
And hey, I invite the mods to join as well. Everyone needs a thank-you!

Free thanks? Sure
Ib4l....
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God, it smacks of having fake friends on facebook, or even creating fake profile which are used just to direct appreciation to the real profile. (See Ebay scammers et al). I feel violated at the merest suggestion that the same tactics would be employed here!
The thanks system works a treat as it is, and if it inspires people to raise their game and think more about the usefullness of what they're posting then we all win. What we don't need is a corrupt and fake immitation of the system!

DirkGently said:
God, it smacks of having fake friends on facebook, or even creating fake profile which are used just to direct appreciation to the real profile. (See Ebay scammers et al). I feel violated at the merest suggestion that the same tactics would be employed here!
The thanks system works a treat as it is, and if it inspires people to raise their game and think more about the usefullness of what they're posting then we all win. What we don't need is a corrupt and fake immitation of the system!
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Ok?? If you don't like it don't post. Nobody's making you do anything on here.
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How about...NO!!??
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Are you serious?

Look at this:
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There are question threads in the development section?! I guess there are a few ways to root the s7. But why could noone make a sticky ? I think even me who is new to the s7 section here in xda, can write that.
Why does no one stop the spam in dev ?

exebreez said:
Look at this:
There are question threads in the development section?! I guess there are a few ways to root the s7. But why could noone make a sticky ? I think even me who is new to the s7 section here in xda, can write that.
Why does no one stop the spam in dev ?
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There's an easy answer to your question, here in the Streak forum we have the laziest moderators I have EVER seen in ANY forum... the same noob can post in 10 threads the same question practically whereever he wants, how many times he wants with no discipline, yet when one of us experienced users makes a comment about it, we get a speeding ticket as I like to call it... the threads are CLOGGED with post after post after post of the same junk from noobs that REFUSE to do anything but be allowed spoon fed information.... my rant is done

so i think we must do something.

exebreez said:
so i think we must do something.
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Hey man I'm with ya but what can we do. EVERYTIME I post a rant going off on how untidy the DELL forums here on xda are I get criticized instead of agreement. I have other android devices and even an HTC HD7 I bought to try out, and the MODS in EVERY other forum I visit pounce on the noobs in a minute, delete useless, chastise them for now searching, reposting in different sections, here they just reign free like kids on a playground and the mods are stuck inside like they are scared to put things in order, and when they do say something, it's to folks like me that are doing THEIR job for them...
So what do we do, you tell me...

I think if there are stickies and more people who help quite fast and understandable, it will stop.
Dude, i came to xda because of my SE Xperia X8, there are stickies, good mods etc.
But here, the normal users must do the work of the mod. Btw who is the mod here?

exebreez said:
I think if there are stickies and more people who help quite fast and understandable, it will stop.
Dude, i came to xda because of my SE Xperia X8, there are stickies, good mods etc.
But here, the normal users must do the work of the mod. Btw who is the mod here?
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I can't even remember his/her/their handles.... I try to put the names out of my mind because the most I see them do is move a thread every now and then around and come down on those of us that don't spoon feed the noobs

Ive have written a post for the noobs. I really hope that is someday be a sticky.

Anybody knows Blackberry?

Hello guys~!
I brought Blackberry 9530 Verizone phone from US.
In Korea, there's few Blackberry users only, not a popular as US or oher countries.
Anybody can help me unlock my Blackberry Storm? I just need to use for E-mail communication.
Thanks advance and have a good day.
:good:

XDA is for discussion of Android and Windows Phone devices only. Moved to Off-Topic.

TeeJay3800 said:
XDA is for discussion of Android and Windows Phone devices only. Moved to Off-Topic.
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Oh! C'mon dude!!
U've been spamming OT for some time now.
Calling Archer and his stunt double!!!!

Crackberry.com is pretty handy.

roofrider said:
Oh! C'mon dude!!
U've been spamming OT for some time now.
Calling Archer and his stunt double!!!!
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Hey! It's called moderating..........
Off topic threads get moved to Off Topic. If they are too off topic for even you lot to debase with your filthy trolling then Archer may well close them.
Now, back off topic..........
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conantroutman said:
Hey! It's called moderating..........
Off topic threads get moved to Off Topic. If they are too off topic for even you lot to debase with your filthy trolling then Archer may well close them.
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I was mad at u for using the mad emoticon, in tapatalk the : oldmad: appears.
On desktop now and i'm like where the eff is that angry face?!!
This is mad ?? hahahaa :laugh::laugh:

conantroutman said:
Hey! It's called moderating..........
Off topic threads get moved to Off Topic. If they are too off topic for even you lot to debase with your filthy trolling then Archer may well close them.
Now, back off topic..........
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Blackberry...
The main reason why I have several dents on my wall.
and makes me wanna do this:
and this:
Android...
The main reason why I has happiness.