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Someone's angry?
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Pics of M_T_M as a schoolboy!!!

Archer said:
Pics of M_T_M as a schoolboy!!!
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Archer. Y U SPAM?
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dexter93 said:
Archer. Y U SPAM?
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I <3 SPAM (and lamp)

Well played M_T_M. well played. I read rules stickies for guidance on how to be a better xda user and this is what I get. I indeed do know the rules, and if im going down so are you. Everyone else is just collateral damage.
THE GAME !!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Maniacal laughter>

LOL! I felt like checking out the rules yesterday, and all i got was well..
Well played sir, well played.

I was wondering how long it would take for a thread to be created in response to his thread....

We know no rulez.... cause WE rule
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dexter93 said:
We know no rulez.... cause WE rule
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No you don't
It's chuck norris
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Why thank you peeps.... Just trying to make your stay as happy and fun on this site as possible
Also......I rule ever since all of you lost the game

The funniest thing I've seen MTM do must have been this,

MacaronyMax said:
The funniest thing I've seen MTM do must have been this,
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That was hilarious.....I remember that it took me about three days to stop laughing mate
Thanks for teh memories
Also...this was one of the funniest thing I ever talked about here

M_T_M said:
That was hilarious.....I remember that it took me about three days to stop laughing mate
Thanks for teh memories
Also...this was one of the funniest thing I ever talked about here
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Lol true..
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agent205 said:
No you don't
It's chuck norris
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Nope, Chuck Testa...

This post is regarding something else, but same title. I never was a noob. lol

jaszek said:
This post is regarding something else, but same title. I never was a noob. lol
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Tee-hee

M_T_M said:
Tee-hee
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And stop with the bread fish. it makes me hungry.

M_T_M said:
Tee-hee
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for some strange reason that wont open anymore
my pc is immune to your threat mtm

dexter93 said:
for some strange reason that wont open anymore
my pc is immune to your threat mtm
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tell you what....go here and see if PC is immune

what are you doing when you are bored?

what are you doing when you are bored?
****except from watching porn, have sex,taking drugs and commit crimes!!!!!!****

Well you basically listed all the activities what I do when I'm bored so...
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Gotcha you forgot one: kissing my gf
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X8invisible13 said:
Gotcha you forgot one: kissing my gf
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Yup, Im also doing that

ArmorD said:
Well you basically listed all the activities what I do when I'm bored so...
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i was expecting that
X8invisible13 said:
Gotcha you forgot one: kissing my gf
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thats all right but the afterwards.......

X8invisible13 said:
Gotcha you forgot one: kissing my gf
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That's the least manly thing i've ever read on XDA

LordManhattan said:
That's the least manly thing i've ever read on XDA
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Then kissing my bf?

When im not pumping iron in the gym and pimping the hoe's I also like to pick flowers and make daisy chains and listen to take that.
Im the manliest man there's ever been.

I usually cut the grass, watch Netflix or play my bass.
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When I'm bored I like to come on here and close threads.
Like this.
Thread closed.
Not really

Archer said:
When I'm bored I like to come on here and close threads.
Like this.
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Not really
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I read the first part of your post(at the participated,I didn't notice there weren't the lock icon...) and I was like what the f**** happend in there, I am sure there is nothing wrong with my thread!!!
You got me
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I like to smell flowers.
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getting drunk. You?
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veeman said:
I like to smell flowers.
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I bet you'd go out tonight but you haven't got a stitch to wear.....
Right?
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Watch Dawsons Creek
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LordManhattan said:
That's the least manly thing i've ever read on XDA
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Really? It just got its ass whooped in the girly comments contest...
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Watch Dawsons Creek
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Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

Archer said:
When I'm bored I like to come on here and close threads.
Like this.
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I knew you would come on in here and say that.

i post here when im bored

I think of Vanessaem
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vanessaem said:
I knew you would come on in here and say that.
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I'm getting predictable, eh? I'll have to mix things up a little!

XDA Bassists thread

Refer to title... Nuff said
inb4 close

So two bassist walk into a bar...
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here's me playing hey joe earlier today, man it was an awesome gig

trell959 said:
No don't close!!
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it was only a joke

I have a bass
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What kind of Bass do you play Hus?
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trell959 said:
What kind of Bass do you play Hus?
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Whatever you give me, I can't afford one atm
The one in the video is a 5 Strings Squire, it's pretty awesome, I'm gonna miss it

Bassist: A musician's best friend

Looks like you're the only one here Husam

Bassists get less loving than the tech guy.

ABOUT DAMN TIME! One more reason to avoid the nexus sections...
My new home on xda.
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This looks like the first page of my drummer thread lol
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I love bass fishing.
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bangdrum said:
I love bass fishing.
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So you're a fan of Phish? Gordon is a dog. Such a versatile player.
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LordManhattan said:
Looks like you're the only one here Husam
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I play too!
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Another thread to troll?
You girls are spoiling me.....
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conantroutman said:
Another thread to troll?
You girls are spoiling me.....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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Nothing to see in the Mafia thread. Don't bother.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Nothing to see in the Mafia thread. Don't bother.
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Haha, I leave that thread alone.....
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
This looks like the first page of my drummer thread lol
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nah, yours is funnier

He he anyone seen this Samsung vs apple meme

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Quite funny no???
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podface said:
Quite funny no???
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Next time you find an awesome picture that everyone absolutely needs to see... post it in the Off-Topic Images Thread. Or the meme thread.
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1005229

There is the Off-Topic images thread, the Apple-Samsung Trial thread and probably other threads this would fit. Don't just start a thread every time you want to say something. XDA has over 4 million users, if everyone did that nobody would ever be able to find anything.

veeman said:
Next time you find an awesome picture that everyone absolutely needs to see... post it in the Off-Topic Images Thread. Or the meme thread.
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1005229
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there is a meme thread????

Of course It's off topic after all.
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Urmm... how to move?
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deathnotice01 said:
there is a meme thread????
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Yeah I remember seeing it a while back.

You don't. Wait for a mod to stumble onto this and close it.

podface said:
Urmm... how to move?
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Don't worry about it. Archer or some other mod will come along and lock this thread.
No need to move it as it's already been posted in the OT Images Thread.

I always forget about the meme thread and post in the images thread.

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I always forget about the meme thread and post in the images thread.
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Can't find it anymore. Wonder where it went.

veeman said:
Can't find it anymore. Wonder where it went.
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It seems Archer merged it into the OT Images thread.

Looks like Archer and TeeJay are sleeping on the job.

Yeah I figured it would be closed by now.

veeman said:
Looks like Archer and TeeJay are sleeping on the job.
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Thanks for the alarm clock (ie. RP ). Closed.

I can't root my cat help guys

I Want to root my cat any ideas?
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toterkeks said:
I Want to root my cat any ideas?
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Over on the Dinc2 forums their is a method called taco root, so cat tacos maybe...
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AW: I can't root my cat help guys
Cool. gonna check it out. xD
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Wow.
What an original idea for a thread.
You could root your cat through the milkbox.
And don't worry about bricking it.
A cat has 9 lives.
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Your thread is unoriginal and you should feel unoriginal.
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Feed it some Watermelon seeds. According to my not-at-all insane grandmother they'll take root in it's stomach.

063_XOBX said:
Feed it some Watermelon seeds. According to my not-at-all insane grandmother they'll take root in it's stomach.
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Isn't that what the seeder app does?
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try engaging in coital interaction with the canine species,
that might work

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Your thread is unoriginal and you should feel unoriginal.
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Your comment is unoriginal, and so is mine.

I'm sure efrant or qbking77 has a guide for this
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deathnotice01 said:
try engaging in coital interaction with the canine species,
that might work
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Sent from the phalanges of my hand to the facet of your cranium.

deathnotice01 said:
try engaging in coital interaction with the canine species,
that might work
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Is that where baby Filipinos come from?

063_XOBX said:
Is that where baby Filipinos come from?
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Alrighty then this outta shut things down... :highfive:

063_XOBX said:
Is that where baby Filipinos come from?
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nope we came from faries, you vile savages

whats next? how to root a tree?

CnC-ROCK said:
whats next? how to root a tree?
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trees are already rooted, silly piggy

deathnotice01 said:
trees are already rooted, silly piggy
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Some need to have their bootloader manually unlocked.

deathnotice01 said:
trees are already rooted, silly piggy
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My point was that the thread title was as silly as "rooting a tree"......Sarcasm...
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