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Name the best weed you have smoked and seen. Funny/crazy/weird stories, also
You Live To Die.

Whowahn said:
Name the best weed you have smoked and seen. Funny/crazy/weird stories, also
You Live To Die.
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Closeville sweetie pie...

Super ultra!!!....
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If you honestly think this thread will last, you have smoked one grape flavored blunt to many.

LoopDoGG79 said:
Super ultra!!!....
If you honestly think this thread will last, you have smoked one grape flavored blunt to many.
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Why? We have a mod named original_ganjaMan!! LOL

Bored attempt
You Live To Die.

85gallon said:
Why? We have a mod named original_ganjaMan!! LOL
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Is he a OT mod?

I smoked before the lockiddy lock once. It was pretty good.

Where is this madness coming from, it's far too in the day for these threads. Kindly all go back to bed and stop posting this [email protected] it will surely not last long before it gets locked down tighter than a ducks @rse.
“Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO is the answer.” – Erik Naggum

Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.

LoopDoGG79 said:
Is he a OT mod?
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No.
Oh, and btw I didn't inhale.
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The time 4:20 on all the nexus ads is a weed reference.
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White widow...the real shiznit....obviously other strains are hybrids..but boy I stared at my monitor for 3 hours...dang....
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It's called"mymategrowsitinhisloft"
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Two words: Darth Vader.
One more: IB4L.

Its not gone yet
You Live To Die.

063_XOBX said:
Two words: Darth Vader.
One more: IB4L.
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Whowahn said:
Its not gone yet
You Live To Die.
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Bottom line weed is illegal. Whether you feel it unjustly so is irrelevant. XDA, or any reputable forum of any kind will not tolerate discussion of illegal activities. Period. The lock is imminent.

LoopDoGG79 said:
Bottom line weed is illegal. Whether you feel it unjustly so is irrelevant. XDA, or any reputable forum of any kind will not tolerate discussion of illegal activities. Period. The lock is imminent.
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I agree lock is imminent and it shouldn't be discussed here, but it's not illegal everywhere.
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UFO Over Pasadena High School (Recorded With NEXUS ONE)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0utdEZd65Kc
Came back from a concert and I saw a huge red and blue object moving.
Forget the UFO, you run a Kobe camp??
Yeah... do some research on project bluebeam. You'll be seeing a lot more 'UFO's' in the coming years I think.
jamesyb0i said:
Yeah... do some research on project bluebeam. You'll be seeing a lot more 'UFO's' in the coming years I think.
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*sigh* REALLY?
If the N1 had native HD recording we'd know for sure....*sigh*
Santoro said:
*sigh* REALLY?
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No that was sarcasm, I don't believe in Aliens
I don't know what to believe anymore,
there are proven data that the US are genetically engineering green men that looks like aliens
And was pretty confused after watching a video on youtube called The 2012 Enigma
the men in black will now come neurolize you. Nice to know you.
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the men in black will now come neurolize you. Nice to know you.
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Grr... And all us too
Pasadena? You must love Big Bang Theory! Haha.
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UFO thread
Well true or false we can use this thread in case another member have a close encounter with UFO or stuff like that
Yeah, we are looking for a nerd with aluminium foil on his head, lol
Hahahaha!!!
husam666 said:
Yeah, we are looking for a nerd with aluminium foil on his head, lol
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looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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hahahahhahahahahahahahahaha. i damn near fell out my chair and spit out my drink when i saw this. too funny.
15 minutes and still loling
orb3000 said:
Well true or false we can use this thread in case another member have a close encounter with UFO or stuff like that
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Yeah or we can just have it moved to the UFO forum.. or even another sister site called Ufo-developers
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Lol!
Hahaha
UFO-devs
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Yeah or we can just have it moved to the UFO forum.. or even another sister site called Ufo-developers
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Describe yourself in five words...

A challenge for sure! Nobody knows the 'real' you, but you wish they did, right?
Me:
Capricious
Aloof
Idealistic
Realistic
Mercurial
Your turn. Go...!
Altruistic.
Intense.
Obsessed.
Ornery.
Pessimistic.
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Down
Right
Unbalivably
100%
Awesome
Jk,
Max. (From my Galaxy 2)
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Altruistic.
Intense.
Obsessed.
Ornery.
Pessimistic.
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I learned more about you from that post than a year of random Off-topic socialising. Exactly what i was looking for. Well played BD!
Kind
Honest
Fun
Partier
Gamer
Big
Bad
Officious
Moderating
Jerk
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Big
Bad
Officious
Moderating
Jerk
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That's only what you do, not who you are! (No offense)! ;D
Bare your souls or GTFO!
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That's only what you do, not who you are! (No offense)! ;D
Bare your souls or GTFO!
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I'll do a proper one tomorrow
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Down
Right
Unbalivably
100%
Awesome
Jk,
Max. (From my Galaxy 2)
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I can agree with this.
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It's incredibly difficult to try and sum up everything you are in a handful of adjectives. Therein lies the challenge!
It's also why i love the English language.. for making it achievable. Once you start thinking about it, you want the perfect five words!
If i were to have a crack at describing someone else here, i might go for husam being:
Honest
Direct
Introspective
Creative
Determined
But i'd love to hear his own self-assessment to compare that to!
Direct
Sporadic
Self-conscious
Solitary
Social
-We do what we must because we can; for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead-
Shy
Extrovert
Intelligent
Foolish
Accepting
Figure that out and you've got one over on me!
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Shy
Extrovert
Intelligent
Foolish
Accepting
Figure that out and you've got one over on me!
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Easy. You're an oxymoron wrapped in an enigma.
Can I haz cookie nao?
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Easy. You're an oxymoron wrapped in an enigma.
Can I haz cookie nao?
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lol - You can haz speshul cookie!
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Blonde
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Calm
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honest
silent
bipolar
solitary
a little crazy

Please quote the OP!!!!

As the thread title describes, please, for the benefit of all, make sure to quote the OP (and do so often). Threads can digress from the original subject-matter, and it's necessary to quote the OP in order prevent permanent derailment.
But why?
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TravisBean said:
As the thread title describes, please, for the benefit of all, make sure to quote the OP (and do so often). Threads can digress from the original subject-matter, and it's necessary to quote the OP in order prevent permanent derailment.
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I mean, but why?
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But quoting oP is stupid. Obviously everybody knows you are replying to the OP.
He must have ADD. I, for one, am able to remember what a thread is about even when it goes off topic.
85gallon said:
He must have ADD. I, for one, am able to remember what a thread is about even when it goes off topic.
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what the hell is this thread about?
It's about seahorses, now let's get on topic again.
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So guys, WHat's your favourite colour seahorse?
TravisBean said:
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Given the earlier topic as well - ib4l
MacaronyMax said:
So guys, WHat's your favourite colour seahorse?
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Wow, what a cutie! My favorite ones are orange and pink!
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LordManhattan said:
Wow, what a cutie! My favorite ones are orange and pink!
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Awesome isn;t it
I like the orange ones too, Green are pretty sweet ;D
@BD Top class thread eh?

			
				

			
				
ib4tl
lmao u guys should have continued in the other thread
off-topic rocks
Did you guys hear about that dude in Miami that....... Nevermind.
85gallon said:
Did you guys hear about that dude in Miami that....... Nevermind.
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You know you've had too much LSD when you strip and eat someone
85gallon said:
Did you guys hear about that dude in Miami that....... Nevermind.
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Heard about the new one? Not the Miami one, but the one after that.
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my dog had a good meal today he was really happy
Dragonoid said:
my dog had a good meal today he was really happy
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I had a meal today and I was really happy too
Following the laws of everything these two statements tell people about your dog and about me - I must be your dog then

Android next candy name contest

Forget about it. I found it at the search. Need to be closed.
The next name will be "Karamba, use the ****ing search function"
LOL, I don't really like to use Tapatalk search function. Gonna do this next time. Thread closed please?
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Potato. /thread
Naa leave it open for the trolls lol
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I said it was an error. Learned the lesson. Gonna search next time.
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gabriel2anjos said:
I said it was an error. Learned the lesson. Gonna search next time.
Sent from the future with my holographic phone
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We know OP but if you didn't get trolled at least a little for your mistake then the world would plunge into anarchy.
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We know OP but if you didn't get trolled at least a little for your mistake then the world would plunge into anarchy.
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Hi, welcome to Costco.
Sent from your mom.
Archer on vacation? People don't work on Sundays? No lock Sundays? OPEN ALL IB4L THREADS!!!!!
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I feel so much better about myself now. I made a noob feel bad
*YOUR AD HERE*
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Archer on vacation? People don't work on Sundays? No lock Sundays? OPEN ALL IB4L THREADS!!!!!
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jaszek said:
I feel so much better about myself now. I made a noob feel bad
*YOUR AD HERE*
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Good work sir. You get a gold star for the day.
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Good work sir. You get a gold star for the day.
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A gold star may not get Jas' attention, but Goldschlager might.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
A gold star may not get Jas' attention, but Goldschlager might.
Sent from your mom.
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What do you think the gold star is filled with?
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What do you think the gold star is filled with?
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Hmm, alrighty then, it'll work.
Sent from your mom.
Have you people never heard of time zones and sleep?
Don't need an explanation for this one as even the OP knows he did wrong.
Thread closed.

Looking for strong gel

I know this is quite stupid to post on a developer forum but I'm trying to find a strong gel product. My hair is quite thick so it won't really style the way I would like it. Please do not flame, not really sure where to ask the question and I feel ridiculous asking this. I have already tried Dove Men + Care and it did not work very well.
Stop trolling the forum. Many of you recently had holiday because of this. They will become permanent if this continues.
This type of question does not belong here
xMorpheus said:
This type of question does not belong here
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It's off topic.
OP, Just dont wash it for a week or two. back in the day folks would use sugar and water, true story.
I'd offer a real answer but I don't use any of that stuff.
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well imo (from experience)
Gel=Hairfall
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Hair problem...
.U gotta come out of the closet and use Dove care(women) instead of the Dove( men)
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TimeAndroid said:
I know this is quite stupid to post on a developer forum but I'm trying to find a strong gel product. My hair is quite thick so it won't really style the way I would like it. Please do not flame, not really sure where to ask the question and I feel ridiculous asking this. I have already tried Dove Men + Care and it did not work very well.
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Use skeet for men.
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Just be glad you dont have to deal with Helmet Hair.....like I do daily.
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Judge Joseph Dredd said:
Just be glad you dont have to deal with Helmet Hair.....like I do daily.
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Why do you ever take that helmet off?
Keep it on 24/7... in a few days, you'll have nature's own hair gel.
You have your own excretes OP.
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Judge Joseph Dredd said:
Just be glad you dont have to deal with Helmet Hair.....like I do daily.
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OMG.... That has me lolling.
Do you shave it or wear it loud & proud?
I know - childish, but lol.
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OMG.... That has me lolling.
Do you shave it or wear it loud & proud?
I know - childish, but lol.
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