Ingress Invite Handover - Off-topic

I have 2 extra ingress invites, one given to my friend and one for XDA
How to get it:
1.Post something funny
2.You may not post ponies
3.No bacon please, Im veg
4.Most interesting person will win the invite code
Note: Winner will be announced on Friday
Game Over!

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I am not entertained

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jootanen said:
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well...I can't do that you make me jealous instead of entertained

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jootanen said:
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lmao that was funny

DanceOff said:
I am not entertained
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Me neither
But now it's gone
If there's any more like that, just click the RP button and I'll clean up.

Archer said:
Me neither
But now it's gone
If there's any more like that, just click the RP button and I'll clean up.
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*thanks*

Lame but somewhat funny joke my cousin told me:
How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to change a light bulb?
Wanna go ride bikes?
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Also, have some bacon! It's delicious.

Jessica said:
Also, have some bacon! It's delicious.
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^ You proved yourself a girl

DanceOff said:
^ You proved yourself a girl
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http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1784401
These guys are offended.

just got mine

what ? you messed up!

Jessica said:
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1784401
These guys are offended.
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So what? I am not a brony! Easy girl

I just gave up my extra invitation to someone on a random thread. If I saw this before, I could have had some fun before giving it out.
Sent from my muffin LIFE! Under maintenance.!

Lifehacker7 said:
I just gave up my extra invitation to someone on a random thread. If I saw this before, I could have had some fun before giving it out.
Sent from my muffin LIFE! Under maintenance.!
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I wasn't getting my invite from niantic to I got it from this similar thread
Now I have received invites on 2 of my emails out of the 8 I submitted
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See attached gif.
War can be comedy in video game worlds.
I travel the coninental US for work, using my vehicle - my travel is frequent and paid for by my company, so imagine the effectiveness that yields for a game like ingress.
Good luck to other contenders for the code.
Edit: wouldn't let the gif upload, too big (787kb) so stored in zip. DL and unzip to view.

Blue6IX said:
See attached gif.
War can be comedy in video game worlds.
I travel the coninental US for work, using my vehicle - my travel is frequent and paid for by my company, so imagine the effectiveness that yields for a game like ingress.
Good luck to other contenders for the code.
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Nothing attached
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Yep - sorry - exceeded board allowed space for gif, so stored in a zip file to get around that...

Related

what are you doing when you are bored?

what are you doing when you are bored?
****except from watching porn, have sex,taking drugs and commit crimes!!!!!!****
Well you basically listed all the activities what I do when I'm bored so...
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Gotcha you forgot one: kissing my gf
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X8invisible13 said:
Gotcha you forgot one: kissing my gf
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Yup, Im also doing that
ArmorD said:
Well you basically listed all the activities what I do when I'm bored so...
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i was expecting that
X8invisible13 said:
Gotcha you forgot one: kissing my gf
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thats all right but the afterwards.......
X8invisible13 said:
Gotcha you forgot one: kissing my gf
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That's the least manly thing i've ever read on XDA
LordManhattan said:
That's the least manly thing i've ever read on XDA
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Then kissing my bf?
When im not pumping iron in the gym and pimping the hoe's I also like to pick flowers and make daisy chains and listen to take that.
Im the manliest man there's ever been.
I usually cut the grass, watch Netflix or play my bass.
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When I'm bored I like to come on here and close threads.
Like this.
Thread closed.
Not really
Archer said:
When I'm bored I like to come on here and close threads.
Like this.
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Not really
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I read the first part of your post(at the participated,I didn't notice there weren't the lock icon...) and I was like what the f**** happend in there, I am sure there is nothing wrong with my thread!!!
You got me
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I like to smell flowers.
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getting drunk. You?
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veeman said:
I like to smell flowers.
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I bet you'd go out tonight but you haven't got a stitch to wear.....
Right?
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Watch Dawsons Creek
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LordManhattan said:
That's the least manly thing i've ever read on XDA
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Really? It just got its ass whooped in the girly comments contest...
isaiahe97 said:
Watch Dawsons Creek
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Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
Archer said:
When I'm bored I like to come on here and close threads.
Like this.
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Not really
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I knew you would come on in here and say that.
i post here when im bored
I think of Vanessaem
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vanessaem said:
I knew you would come on in here and say that.
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I'm getting predictable, eh? I'll have to mix things up a little!

Stereotype the person above you

Saw this on another forum. Basically you just stereotype the person above you.
Example (each line is a new user posting)
^made a stupid thread
^likes to call people names like a 12 year old
^knows how 12 year old kids act because he hangs out with them.
Etc etc.
So what you are trying to do is play off of the person above you while making fun of them. We witty and creative, but don't call people gay or be racist. Clean fun thread here!
Now begin!!
******ONCE YOU POST IN HERE YOU AGREE THAT YOU WILL NOT BE OFFENDED AND YOU WILL NOT TAKE THE RESPONSES PERSONALLY*****
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^Clearly going to end up a cat lady.
m1l4droid said:
I'm a guy how am I gonna end up a cat lady?!
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Gender confused feline lover ^
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m1l4droid said:
I'm a guy how am I gonna end up a cat lady?!
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^Denial^
^^^Sits alone in his basement talking to the tv....
HTC One X running Viper ROM and Faux kernel....
^ procedures like that can be done over a weekend.
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Starves himself to be skinny ^^^
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
^ procedures like that can be done over a weekend.
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^Perpetually smells like coffee and cigarettes.
iok1 said:
Starves himself to be skinny ^^^
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^wishes he was skinny
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^wishes he was skinny
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^has a hairball
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^has a hairball
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Wishes he had hair
SimonTS said:
Wishes he had hair
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Has a hair fetish.
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Has a hair fetish.
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Wears too much orange (that really bright orange that you can see three blocks away)....,
HTC One X running Viper ROM and Faux kernel....
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Has a hair fetish.
sent from a phone or tablet using an app.
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Has something against a hair fetish
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Has something against a hair fetish
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Has something against following the rules of the thread. *tisk tisk*
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Has something against a hair fetish
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(Has never seen BDs thick flowing locks)
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^Secretly likes hipsters.
MissionImprobable said:
^Secretly likes hipsters.
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Secretly IS A hipster...
Throwing bricks since 2008.....and proud of it.
^^^ Hates all animals, and especially birds
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^^^ Hates all animals, and especially birds
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Likes being beaten up by small white cockatiels^^
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Throwing bricks since 2008.....and proud of it.

Any idea what wallpaper is that?

http://www.eve1070.com/wp-content/u...p-for-Android-4.0.3-ICS_on-Google-Nexus-S.jpg
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Monzer_ said:
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If you had a smaller signature I'm sure someone would help you, including me. Lets see if Archers script still works.
Edit, it does.
Yes please decrease the size of your signature
jaszek said:
If you had a smaller signature I'm sure someone would help you, including me. Lets see if Archers script still works.
Edit, it does.
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You wouldn't see my signature if you were from your cell plus I'm too lazy to go on pc and fix it, still no point here
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Monzer_ said:
You wouldn't see my signature if you were from your cell plus I'm too lazy to go on pc and fix it, still no point here
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Bad choice of words there my friend... bad choice.
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Monzer_ said:
You wouldn't see my signature if you were from your cell plus I'm too lazy to go on pc and fix it, still no point here
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Oh yeah. We're all just dying to help you now.
Seriously, wtf kind of signature is that?
veeman said:
Oh yeah. We're all just dying to help you now.
Seriously, wtf kind of signature is that?
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+100000
Also @OP just use <insert_fighting_game_over_here> poster. :silly:
Monzer_ said:
You wouldn't see my signature if you were from your cell plus I'm too lazy to go on pc and fix it, still no point here
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Oh, so you want me to get on my cell phone to help you? Ok, I'm sorry for not doing that in the first place. What was I thinking, posting on XDA from my computer and all.
Wow since you are being so kind and hardworking on your end, I will give you a hint. Battlefield 3.
:banghead:
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Aww man, chocolate covered peanuts. I've got the munchies now.
sy224048 said:
Wow since you are being so kind and hardworking on your end, I will give you a hint. Battlefield 3.
:banghead:
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Its obviously Counter Strike 1.6
Call of Duty 7: Modern Pandemic Crosswalk
WiredPirate said:
Call of Duty 7: Modern Pandemic Crosswalk
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Call of duty 7 is actually Black Ops. lol
You mean call of Duty 10: Modern Black Ops Warfare
jaszek said:
Call of duty 7 is actually Black Ops. lol
You mean call of Duty 10: Modern Black Ops Warfare
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The zombie lolcat DLC is going to be sick! I hear they already include it on the disk so after you purchase the game it's super easy to purchase an unlock code!
WiredPirate said:
The zombie lolcat DLC is going to be sick! I hear they already include it on the disk so after you purchase the game it's super easy to purchase an unlock code!
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Yep. You just have to send a payment of $600 to some guy in Nigeria through western union
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jaszek said:
Yep. You just have to send a payment of $600 to some guy in Nigeria through western union
Sent from my Gekko phone.
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Right! See that guy is a prince, and he.. Never mind it's a long story. But when he gets to the country he's going to have your downloadable content. And Activision already said the download content, and I quote, "has alien space soldiers. Or zombie snipers or whatever. You'll buy it, f you.":good::good::laugh:
Hey OP, seriously, what ever made you think that was appropriate sig anyways?
Sorry I spelled DB wrong, OP should be DB
You guys! Can't you give him a break? There's too many trolls in off-topic for my liking.
Here's the wallpaper you're looking for...
http://i1257.photobucket.com/albums/ii503/...llpaper.jpg
No no no....even Archer can be wrong...
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Sent from your mom.
Instead of being a troll, i decided to help.
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/2/22257/1860404-battlefield_3_the_russian_wallpaper.jpg
here you go!

Post Pic of Your Car Thread

Hey guys, first off I apologize if there is a thread like this I did search. I'm a noob to XDA Forums but I've been a member of multiple automotive forums for years. There's been post your phone threads so I figured I'd make a post your car thread on XDA.
So here's the deal, post a pic of your car and the make and model and you can give a little description if its modded or what not. Let's see OT's cars! I'll start.
I have a 1999 Lexus GS300, she was handed down to me as my first car a couple of years ago. Since then ive swapped out the motor (2JZGTE), lowered it and put aftermarket wheels on it (Varrstoen ES2.2.2).
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Your n00b is definitely showing. There's already a huge thread for this =p
Go here. http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1001539
IB4L
Heres mine!
LoopDoGG79 said:
Heres mine!
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Sooooooooo many poooonnieessss!!!!!!!
Just one Spiderman!
Alright mods free to close. I'm an idiot lol.
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SleepyKrushna said:
Sooooooooo many poooonnieessss!!!!!!!
Just one Spiderman!
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You know it, haters gona hate.
LoopDoGG79 said:
You know it, haters gona hate.
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veeman said:
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Lol you wish
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StormMcCloud said:
Lol you wish
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It's easy. Disregard females, acquire currency.
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I actually believe this
boborone said:
I actually believe this
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You should... they're a bit rare, but not unusual in rural areas....
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SleepyKrushna said:
You should... they're a bit rare, but not unusual in rural areas....
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no I believe it's your's
boborone said:
no I believe it's your's
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Naw... too expensive for me... and too safe... I like to live on the wild side
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veeman said:
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http://www.fueleconomy.gov/feg/noframes/31619.shtml
What was the the TTE for this thing something like 12 minutes to empty at 225 mph?
The top gear test vid is one of the best ever done for the Bugatti...like WOW man...
SleepyKrushna said:
Naw... too expensive for me... and too safe... I like to live on the wild side
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.......maybe.....
boborone said:
.......maybe.....
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Mmmm looks nice... but no cup holder... deal breaker. :thumbdown:
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closed thread

Thread closed
Never heard
Of him
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breakyosef said:
Title says it all this is a contribution/donation. A lot of people do not know Hawknest on a personal level but he is going on his 4th knee surgery, and its not going the way he wants. Although it is never expected but always appreciated I think we should try to give him a little something for all the hardwork he has put into his Roms the requests he fills on a daily basis. He has never asked people for money and is not the type of person to be asking for money but I know him and is having a hard time with things so any little thing will help him. Please send all donations to email below thank you.
His PayPal is [email protected]
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But he asked for money for the HTC One for development.....
Indirect said:
But he asked for money for the HTC One for development.....
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I didn't ask for this thread bud ... Calm down ... Don't bash the dude for trying to help ... The ONE is all done and over with
From my Dark EclipticONE
hawknest said:
I didn't ask for this thread bud ... Calm down ... Don't bash the dude for trying to help ... The ONE is all done and over with
From my Dark EclipticONE
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how is that bashing? That's stating something that looked to happen. I can go bash him if you really want but until then, don't just assume because I make a statement that I'm hating on someone. Just making a point.
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Never heard
Of him
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http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?p=42580771
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calm down ladies
its just a phone, and its just xda
we are all people in this world
if the people wanna donate to him to help him out its their choice
i would donate if he really needs it, but paypal banned me for life and all my debit cards back in 2011 (long story)
wow, a thread dedicated to panhandling...
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wow, a thread dedicated to panhandling...
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Darth Vader stole my legs...lightsabers are expensive these days. - Hawk in Hobo form
why's the HTC one done
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Dang guys....showing your true character today. Good grief.
D
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Dang guys....showing your true character today. Good grief.
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I'm not doing anything? i made a joke, a statement to hawk about thinking I was bashing something, then another joke. It's the internet, don't get your panties bunched up.
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I'm not doing anything? i made a joke, a statement to hawk about thinking I was bashing something, then another joke. It's the internet, don't get your panties bunched up.
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Was I talking to you? #paranoid
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Was I talking to you? #paranoid
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but seriously guys
give the guy a break.
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Dang guys....showing your true character today. Good grief.
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I call it the way I see....this is not the place for begging for money....if you need money, get a job
While undergoing knee surgery. You're smart.
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I call it the way I see....this is not the place for begging for money....if you need money, get a job
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Kinda hard when I can't ... All good and I do have a job ... Lol just can't work due to the injury
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nofriendsbz3 said:
You and OMJ must stroke each others dicks... You douchebags sure are keyboard tough that's for sure...
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Edit: Not feeding the troll.
amazing...
4 years ago, none of this would be here.
i just wish all the drama and bs would go back to ppcgeeks... and xda was the 'dev' place to be...
meh
/0.02
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why's the HTC one done
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Not what I meant
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