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Hmm nice...
P.S. I didn't open the link xD

660,000 unique installations of Cyanogenmod
Pretty amazing!

Awesome stuff
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Straight from the mouth of Cyanogen himself. "Task Killers aren't necessary and cause more problems than they solve"

Does that include superbox 10 in 1. It's not a task killer but I can close task with it.
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Just tuned in...
Just ppl throwing t-shirts atm lol

Very interesting indeed....great stuff from Adamoutler and Connexion2005.....they Rick rolled everybody at the presentation troolololol

M_T_M said:
Very interesting indeed....great stuff from Adamoutler and Connexion2005.....they Rick rolled everybody at the presentation troolololol
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Very jelly
Hope you and Senor Orb are behaving...

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Very jelly
Hope you and Senor Orb are behaving...
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Maybe

Picture why you no stay???
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Rick rolled pics as proof of pure brilliant trolling

conantroutman said:
Very jelly
Hope you and Senor Orb are behaving...
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I want to know what the_scotsman did to deserve this tweet from orb3000:
@the_scotsman_ you Lucky !
Answers on a postcard...
Sounds like the pub crawl was a good night out!
CT, i think the two of us, xaccers, JCM and MacaronyMax should head out together as the UK contingent next year!
Edit: ..and any other UK forumites that i'm not thinking of right now!

DirkGently1 said:
I want to know what the_scotsman did to deserve this tweet from orb3000:
@the_scotsman_ you Lucky !
Answers on a postcard...
Sounds like the pub crawl was a good night out!
CT, i think the two of us, xaccers, JCM and MacaronyMax should head out together as the UK contingent next year!
Edit: ..and any other UK forumites that i'm not thinking of right now!
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Sounds good to me.
Although there was a large Android/Hackers (as in the proper original term) event at Bletchley park this weekend.
http://www.meetup.com/android/events/32516162/

great stuff dude

Damn I'm jelly, and lmao at the rick roll

DirkGently1 said:
I want to know what the_scotsman did to deserve this tweet from orb3000:
@the_scotsman_ you Lucky !
Answers on a postcard...
Sounds like the pub crawl was a good night out!
CT, i think the two of us, xaccers, JCM and MacaronyMax should head out together as the UK contingent next year!
Edit: ..and any other UK forumites that i'm not thinking of right now!
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It may have been rugby related......
And yeah that would be sweet.
Not sure I could justify it to the missus though.....
"Sorry honey, no holiday this year. Me and the guys from OT are off to texas to load up on mexican food and free pens."
Might not go down too well
Would be cool to have something this side of the pond though.
"Ye olde Android cream tea" an altogether more sophisticated affair
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conantroutman said:
It may have been rugby related......
And yeah that would be sweet.
Not sure I could justify it to the missus though.....
"Sorry honey, no holiday this year. Me and the guys from OT are off to texas to load up on mexican food and free pens."
Might not go down too well
Would be cool to have something this side of the pond though.
"Ye olde Android cream tea" an altogether more sophisticated affair
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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..to include such activities as Cricket, Morris Dancing and Lawn Bowls? Sounds good to me, but i'm not sure we could sell it to those uncivilised roughnecks on the other side of the pond!

DirkGently1 said:
..to include such activities as Cricket, Morris Dancing and Lawn Bowls? Sounds good to me, but i'm not sure we could sell it to those uncivilised roughnecks on the other side of the pond!
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Your forgetting the climactic wicker android sacrifi.... errr I mean ceremony at the end.
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DirkGently1 said:
..to include such activities as Cricket, Morris Dancing and Lawn Bowls? Sounds good to me, but i'm not sure we could sell it to those uncivilised roughnecks on the other side of the pond!
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+1 on the Morris Dancing. Too much Pratchett influence for me, but I'd like to see the... uh... classical version.
Also, jelly-ness.

Firearms thread

I currently have a jw-15 and a erma werke m1 carbine .22
sadly new zealand is highly restrictive in pistols, or else i would own one or 2.
looking at getting a 44mag or 45-70 marlin next.
How many others out there are into shooting/hunting?
And what do you have hiding in your gun safe?

"I've got a holster, I keep biscuits in it.... "
Bonus points if you see what I did there...
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"I've got a holster, I keep biscuits in it.... "
Bonus points if you see what I did there...
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I dunno, but I'm sure it "fixed" something
I've got a bag with a toothbrush and a comb in.

I've got a G36 and a M249 (airsoft because this is the UK and we have sensible gun laws, it's the imitation gun laws that are crazy)

I want to get into shooting but in Canada you need to take courses and get a bunch of permits, gonna be a while before I get there. All these damn rules
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I live in Texas guys.
--sent from my glacier.

LOL. The uk would suck.
They almost give away licenses out of cereal boxes here.

I have an AC130 in my backyard.
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letard said:
LOL. The uk would suck.
They almost give away licenses out of cereal boxes here.
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Awesome....
Tbh I'm surprised the guns aren't in there as well....
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conantroutman said:
Awesome....
Tbh I'm surprised the guns aren't in there as well....
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I got my first gun while eating cereal. 5th bday, 4 10 shotgun. Single shot break over. Killed my first that day too. 18 turtles. Went to my uncle's and cleaned his stock ponds.

I'm older than 30 and younger than 40, and I have never shot a gun in my life. If you knew me, you'd probably be surprised. I'd love to try. On a few people.
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^
honesty is the best policy lol

I've never shot anything more powerful than a 1,000 fps pellet gun lol... Would absolutely love to though.
This is the only gun I have... Airsoft
Blah, pictures not showing up lol...
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The new Tec 9 from kel_tec or the px4
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Probably my favorite gun.
Jericho 941 aka "Baby" Desert Eagle 45cal
Hah nothing baby about it.
Edit: holy giant pic... Sorry fixing.
I wipe till it bleeds...

I do like the look of the Jericho
Also like the Beretta 92
Never been keen on glocks or sigs, and only certain 1911s.
A guy I know nearly killed his ex wife with his 92 at a firing range in Israel.
I've only ever been to military ranges (you have to be well spaced from the guy shooting to your left if there is no barrier) and always presumed most civilian ranges would be like you see in the movies (ie booths) but their range just had a long table.
She was shooting a little revolver to is right when an empty case ejected from his gun and went down the back of her neck. As she jumped from the burning metal she squeezed her trigger and sent a bullet skimming across her hair line!
The police did investigate to see if it was some elaborate plan to get rid of her - how much of a genius would you have to be to pull that one off?
When they got divorced, she got the Beretta

boborone said:
I got my first gun while eating cereal. 5th bday, 4 10 shotgun. Single shot break over. Killed my first that day too. 18 turtles. Went to my uncle's and cleaned his stock ponds.
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Strange thing is that I actually believe you
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scoffyburito said:
Strange thing is that I actually believe you
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Crazy thing is when I turned 9 my step dad tried teaching me gun safety with a pellet rifle. I remember thinking not to tell him and let him be the dad he wants to be. I'd gone deer hunting and shot lots of animals before that. Squirrel, raccoon, fox, you know all the varmit animals and deer. He tried showing me how powerful the air pellet gun was by shooting a news paper. I'd shot countless animals before at point blank to put em down fully. I KNEW what real guns did. But he had a fun time that day being a dad and I'm glad for it.
* iTouched Epic

I have me a Smith and Wesson M&P 40c and a 1973 Colt Combat Commander in 45acp. I really want an AR-15...

Lets see.. I have
Handfull of. 22's
Couple 12 gauges
Double Barrel 12g coach gun (sadly not a Wells Fargo)
A 30.30 sideload
2 colt 1911's
Ruger P95 9mm
Enfield mk5 jungle
AR-15
Romanian Ak-47
Mosin Nagant
Remington M700 30.06
Forgetting some I'm sure..
Trying to find a deal on a Chey-Tac M200-CIV
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MLB Clubhouse - 2013 Baseball Season (baseball talk)

Hello everyone, and thanks for stopping by the the MLB Clubhouse! (thought I'd give it a name for fun). This is a friendly hangout for all baseball enthusiasts and fans alike. Come in and share your favorite team, how long you've been a fan, discuss anything baseball, or just max and relax. All 30 teams are welcome, and even if you aren't a BBall fan, come on in and say hi anyway. I'm an avid Rays fan myself, and I love going to any type of Major League game (minor-league games are meh). Are you guys excited that the 2013 season is finally underway? Who do you think will make it to the World Series? Did your team make the off-season moves/trades you were looking for? (Blue Jays fans need not answer, RA Dickey is all I need to say ) Either way, welcome to the MLB Clubhouse!

SPORTS THREAD
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What, no sports threads allowed?
I r o n M a n said:
SPORTS THREAD
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I r o n M a n said:
SPORTS THREAD
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Exactly. Here your go.
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?p=11220663
So, IBTL
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Ah, much obliged. I looked for one, but couldn't find it. Thanks.
LoopDoGG79 said:
Exactly. Here your go.
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?p=11220663
So, IBTL
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what would you do in space?

many people saw the video of the astronaut, twisting a cloth in space.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMtXfwk7PXg
so cool and awesome. I thought about many things.
zero gravity life would be so much fun, women would not be scared to weigh. and do bench presses without tiring. and so on.
what would you do in space, of course it had opportunity?

Do flips... And pee.

Sleep while floating
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should be cool, the astronaut loose things in the air, and when to come to earth, will be a disaster, everything will take hold, and will drop everything.
hahaha:silly:

Have a waterballoon fight? Take an intergalactical duce into the depth of space....hell I don't....what comes after the mile high club?
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Invent Gravity and patent it.

Root my GT-I9300 and install custom ROM
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[Guide] Headphone/Earphone Buying
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This was every guy thought first. You were the first to have the guts to say it. :thumbup:
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OK guys that was a bit much. Talk like that has no place here.
Wayne Tech S-III

I would float screaming SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCEEEEEE!!!!
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A transcript of the 1969 Apollo 10 mission, manned by commander Tom Stafford, lunar module pilot Gene Cernan, and command module pilot John Young, is reminiscent of the classic scene in "Caddyshack" in which a candy bar is mistaken for a "doodie."
"Oh -- Who did it?" Tom Stafford asks at one point. Confused, Young and Cernan reply, "Who did what?"
Cernan: "Where did that come from?"
Stafford: "Get me a napkin quick. There's a turd floating through the air."
Young: "I didn't do it. It ain't one of mine."
Cernan: "I don't think it's one of mine."
Stafford: "Mine was a little more sticky than that. Throw that away."
Young: "God Almighty"
(laughter)
Though the transcripts have been declassified for quite some time, NBC reported, news of floating "number two's" aboard Apollo 10 has recently resurfaced on sites such as Reddit.
During another instance, Cernan is apparently interrupted by another "floater" mid-sentence.
Cernan: "Here's another goddam turd. What's the matter with you guys? Here, give me a --"
(laughter from Young and Stafford)
Stafford: "It was just floating around?"
Cernan: "Yes."
Stafford (laughing): "Mine was stickier than that."
Young: "Mine was too. It hit that bag --"
Cernan: "I don't know whose that is. I can neither claim it nor disclaim it (laughter)."
Young: "What the hell is going on here?"
Source

Probably die.
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ArmorD said:
Probably die.
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^^^ true
sony xperia ray
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stock rom

jRi0T68 said:
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LoopDoGG79 said:
This was every guy thought first. You were the first to have the guts to say it. :thumbup:
Sent from the phalanges of my hand to the facet of your cranium.
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zelendel said:
OK guys that was a bit much. Talk like that has no place here.
Wayne Tech S-III
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I can guess

Tezlastorme said:
I can guess
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i was also gonna post the same thing, oh nevermind,
i'd prolly wipe my butt with space rocks exposed to heavy gamma radiation then mutate and have super radioactive powers

deathnotice01 said:
i was also gonna post the same thing, oh nevermind,
i'd prolly wipe my butt with space rocks exposed to heavy gamma radiation then mutate and have super radioactive powers
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If you bring highly radioactive rocks that close to your junk, I'll worry about where exactly you will get mutated...
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I sure would like to experience drunken weightlessness.
-kcco-

I would also want to go up there work some hot girl, maybe even Emma Watson and play a game of chess. Imagine how hard that would be without gravity.
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Was it what I think it was? :sly:
Then yes, probably.
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Your favorite lyics in a song at the moment

I'll start it off
I'll stand by the fires of the victims
Left to to die.. left to die and
I'll stand until they're cowards on a pyre
Burned alive Burning alive.

I tried so hard, & got so far
But in the end, it's doesn't even matter
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I'll be your shelter, I'll be your storm
I'll make you shiver, I'll keep you warm
Whatever weather, baby I'm yours
Be your forever. be your fling
Baby I can be your everything

Gogeta said:
I tried so hard, & got so far
But in the end, it's doesn't even matter
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+1
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Eren Jaeger said:
I'll be your shelter, I'll be your storm
I'll make you shiver, I'll keep you warm
Whatever weather, baby I'm yours
Be your forever. be your fling
Baby I can be your everything
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like!

wyckedfunk said:
I'll start it off
I'll stand by the fires of the victims
Left to to die.. left to die and
I'll stand until they're cowards on a pyre
Burned alive Burning alive.
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That's a bit macabre o.o

Have you fallen asleep, in denial ?
Look at the way we're dying. How it ends I'll never know
Just live your life blind like me....

SammiSaysHello said:
That's a bit macabre o.o
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Thank you.. what gave you that idea anyway ..

How I'll ride farther than I should, harder than I could, just to meet you there.
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Ask yourself a question, anyone but me, are you free?
Do you feel love is real?

There'll come a day
When you'll walk out of my dreams
Face to face
Like I'm imagining
Baby how can I be sure
That you're the one I'm waiting for
Will you be Unmistakable?
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Whoever said love is real
Or love is blind
Has never felt the way that I feel
But does it matter?
What's done is done and I should get on with my life
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As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my life and realize there's not much left.
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Daughter. . Sweet daughter what has causes this bed of blood
What man .. what man has entered my home
He's wreathed your body in sin
He must pay. Now take my hand and show me the den where he lays
I'll marry a blade to his throat
I'll marry a blade to his throat
Theres gonna be blood for the blood that you spilled
Blood for the blood of your forced will

I swear there's a lot of vegetables out there
That crop up for air
Yeah I never thought
We were two peas in a pod
Until you suddenly bloomed
Then I knew
That I'd always love you
(Oh, I'll always love you too)
If the green left the grass on the other side
(I would make like a tree and leave)
But if I reached for your hand
Would your eyes get wide?
(Who knew the other side could be so green?)
:sly:
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Angels on the sideline,
Baffled and confused.
Father blessed them all with reason.
And this is what they choose.
And this is what they choose...
Monkey killing monkey killing monkey
Over pieces of the ground.
Silly monkeys give them thumbs,
They forge a blade,
And where there's one
they're bound to divide it,
Right in two.
Right in two.

Mysteries abound in this world that we
will see (that we will see)
Foes all around well now we'll go
fearless and free
I feel so strange that's how we'll win
(that's how we'll win)
Courage won't fail if you come with
me, the enemies can tail the wind
We will fight for love and glory, we
will love to tell a story
There is nothing we can live through
nothing can ever die, we will fight
again!
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raindrops keep falling on my head, they keep falling..... (rainy season now...)

indomie88 said:
raindrops keep falling on my head, they keep falling..... (rainy season now...)
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Spiderman 3
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Lean on me, when you're not strong
I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on