How do I root my redbull? - Off-topic

When I try to root it it just gets stuck in factory sealed mode.
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Seriously?! So many of these now... We need to rid of all these noobs posting noobish threads.
@KFG Make sure it has 7 valance electrons and toss it in the fire. You'll get Gold!

No.

No siriusly I have my red bull usb straw plugged into my Monster BFC please help.
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KindleFireGuy said:
No siriusly I have my red bull usb cable plugged into my Monster BFC please help.
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Wanna guess how many trucks OT gives?
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Really it keeps hurting my mouth when trying to drink. I need to make the hole wider.
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KindleFireGuy said:
Really it keeps hurting my mouth when trying to drink. I need to make the hole wider.
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You need to put another hole in your head. Aim for between the eyes.

No. Just. No
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I also wanna make it run Redbull raspberry help!
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KindleFireGuy said:
I also wanna make it run Redbull raspberry help!
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Blood looks like raspberry...

No . Just. No
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Well I got a fast drink straw and I'm going to see what I can do.
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KindleFireGuy said:
No . Just. No
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Congratulations. You may just be the most annoying person to make a ****ty thread today. Which is really saying something.

KindleFireGuy said:
When I try to root it it just gets stuck in factory sealed mode.
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Sent from the phalanges of my hand to the facet of your cranium.

Crap now its stuck in fast drink mode HELP!
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KindleFireGuy said:
Crap now its stuck in fast drink mode HELP!
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Here's a tip. When you're the only one actually participating in a thread you probably suck.

No really it is it says YOU REALLY f**ked up now But I'm using my sons redbull
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The only way out of fast drink mode is for you to drink the Jonestown Kool-Aid. Don't worry, you won't feel a thing.
-Accidental Asshole aka Jeremy
[Guide] Headphone/Earphone Buying

I don't know where to buy it Dbut sirus suicide joke?)
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Thanks don't match

Hi. I noticed if i check my thanks meter on xda app i have 3. But if I hit menu then browser it says 17. How can I update my xda app to read the same?
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It's normal. It'll eventually catch up.
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OK. Ill wait n continue trying to help others....... u sir have been thanked.
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Lol. On xda app it says in have 270 thanks.
And you didn't thank the previous guy. Rectified.
woolf clubs said:
Lol. On xda app it says in have 270 thanks.
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In the app, it actually shows how many thanks you have given and then it tells you how many times you have been thanked below that. It's spot on in mine, but I'm using Tapatalk, not the xda app.
Mother of god... You're right! Apparently I've thanked 693 times, which is almost as high as my meter, so i thought it was that... This changes EVERYTHING!
Edit: 356 Archer? Hmmm....
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LordManhattan said:
Edit: 356 Archer? Hmmm....
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Most of them have been when people posted funny pics in the off-topic pic thread
I feel so alone @ 17... I mean I've asked more ?'s then I've helped! I'm on a slow mission. Thanks ne way. Hope xda app catches up
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gplock said:
I feel so alone @ 17... I mean I've asked more ?'s then I've helped! I'm on a slow mission. Thanks ne way. Hope xda app catches up
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Feel ya there, ive asked for too much help, and only helped a few people(the shame)
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^ 83s a good # keep it up.
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Up to 24
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I haz more than most of you and I is a troll
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I seriously hope this is photoshoped
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Ha, I've probably caused 122 bricks
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negrobembon said:
I seriously hope this is photoshoped
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Ha
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27
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This thread *fill in whatever you want*
28!
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More than 28.
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[THANKS] Random THANKS

Hello everyone !!!!!
Here I opened a new thread, just to say/give and get thanks.
If you post a message here with "Thanks" or something, I'll (and also others) thank you.
It would be nice if you hit the THANKS button here.
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I smell a lock coming
IB4L!!
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Thanks but no thanks.
BeerChameleon said:
I smell a lock coming
IB4L!!
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Why?
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RubenStauttener said:
Why?
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Basic economics. Thanks are supposed to mean you helped. If people are giving them away it will cause thanks inflation. Soon you will need 1000s of thanks to mean anything.
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Why?
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Abuse of the thanks button and threads like this have been closed in the past
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MacaronyMax said:
Abuse of the thanks button and threads like this have been closed in the past
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Ok sorry.
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Haha don't be
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Thanks!
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MacaronyMax said:
Haha don't be
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Ok no sorry.
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As Archer said:
"Sigh.
Yet ANOTHER thanks whoring thread. There really should be a rule about this so that we can immediately ban any member that even considers starting this kind of thread.
Guess what...
Thread closed."
If only I could close threads...
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Don't listen to Max. You should feel bad. Very bad!
Thanks for keeping this thread opened (not for long, but it is).
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Hey guess what??!?!?!?!?!?!
I reported it too.
Also IB4L.
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Thanks for keeping this thread opened (not for long, but it is).
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It's not like it's up to us.
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Got any tattoos? Lets see it! :)

Here are mines!
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dannydv said:
Here are mines!
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I see a total of zero tattoos.
dannydv said:
Here are mines!
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"Mines"
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Ladies and Gentletrolls, you know the drill.
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Ladies and Gentletrolls, you know the drill.
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Sorry!
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Holy Batman! You got a suit! That is awesome!
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Well since i'm already here, i have zero tattoos (for now). Haven't really thought about it, but a body suit is awesome IMO (and expensive).
You should get TheSkinnyDrummer and Chasmodo in here. Chas has a body suit too.
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Sorry!
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LOL. I thought you said you had tats. As in plural. That is one tatoo.
EDIT: Ib4L
Danny...that is freaking awesome. BTW, they let you wear that belt in prison?
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LordManhattan said:
Holy Batman! You got a suit! That is awesome!
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Thanks!
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Danny...that is freaking awesome. BTW, they let you wear that belt in prison?
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Lol...haha.....
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dannydv said:
Sorry!
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That is one of the awesomest beards I have ever seen.
If I had a few hundred thousand, I'd get something like this...
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redneck_666 said:
If I had a few hundred thousand, I'd get something like this...
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Nah, a good artist? Maybe 5k....
In prison? A month's worth of KitKat and Top Ramen. No color though.
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Nah, a good artist? Maybe 5k....
In prison? A month's worth of KitKat and Top Ramen. No color though.
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I was quoted at about 8k from a really good artist. Still... not gonna happen. Maybe I should start playing the lotto more seriously.
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redneck_666 said:
I was quoted at about 8k from a really good artist. Still... not gonna happen. Maybe I should start playing the lotto more seriously.
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Well, you said "hundred thousand"... I was just bringing you back to earth.
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This thread needs more Bacon....!
...in Tattoo form!
DirkGently said:
...in Tattoo form!
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Bacon on ribs? Hmm. I'm hungaaaaaary!
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What are you smoking? ★NO DRUGS★

Pirates Cave Hard Rush Mix. SHISHA
Nothing at all.
Hey its xda jester what's up?
I smoke bacon. Hickory smoke.
jaszek said:
I smoke bacon. Hickory smoke.
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I smoke Jaffa Cakes.
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jaszek said:
I smoke bacon. Hickory smoke.
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Oxegen, all day, every day foo!!
LoopDoGG79 said:
Oxegen, all day, every day foo!!
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I usually mix in some nitrogen too.
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veeman said:
I usually mix in some nitrogen too.
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Its cause you are not hard core like me
Water pipes are best
LoopDoGG79 said:
Oxygen, all day, every day foo!!
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FTFY
I don't think you "smoke" oxygen. Is that even possible?
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Josepho1997 said:
FTFY
I don't think you "smoke" oxygen. Is that even possible?
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If you do, this might happen
LoopDoGG79 said:
If you do, this might happen
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Seems like a good idea for a youtube video.
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Josepho1997 said:
Seems like a good idea for a youtube video.
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Go ahead and do one and let us know!
LoopDoGG79 said:
Go ahead and do one and let us know!
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Nah, I'm good. Maybe I can get a monkey to do it. Monkeys are smart, right?
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I smoke some tacos
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chicanowpride said:
I smoke some tacos
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By tacos he means ****
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Danial723 said:
By tacos he means ****
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Do you mean one of these?
Sure
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nexus 7 probz

The nexus 7 that i bought was utter rubbish. it worked well for the first few weeks. then i bring it on holiday and on the second day the rotation stopped working. I tried to fix it by looking at settings. Had no luck then the buttons stopped working. I could only switch it on when i plugged in a charger. It is now a totally useless piece of junk. I was totally angry not to be able to use it for the rest of my holiday so I threw it and smashed it up. NEXUS 7 PIECE OF JUNK WHERE IT BELONGS IN THE JUNK HEAP.
ANGRY NEXUS 7 EX USER.
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The nexus 7 that i bought was utter rubbish. it worked well for the first few weeks. then i bring it on holiday and on the second day the rotation stopped working. I tried to fix it by looking at settings. Had no luck then the buttons stopped working. I could only switch it on when i plugged in a charger. It is now a totally useless piece of junk. I was totally angry not to be able to use it for the rest of my holiday so I threw it and smashed it up. NEXUS 7 PIECE OF JUNK WHERE IT BELONGS IN THE JUNK HEAP.
ANGRY NEXUS 7 EX USER.
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Definitely user error.
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kj2112 said:
Definitely user error.
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yep
kj2112 said:
Definitely user error.
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Yep. I vote troll, clueless or lack of meds
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xhepera said:
Yep. I vote troll, clueless or lack of meds
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Betting he typed that on an ipad and never owned an n7. LOL
Why not send it in under warrenty.....instead of smash it??
Must have money to burn I guess!
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He has 2 posts....copy pastes of the same dumb post. Wants to see this thread erupt into an I love vs. I hate N7 debate.
Not even a good troll! Lol
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Op, you're one of those people that's better off with an iPad.
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veeman said:
Op, you're one of those people that's better off with an iPad.
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And with that temper, maybe wear a helmet at all times too, to avoid accidental injury.
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Classic thread right here.
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JennyTaylia said:
Classic thread right here.
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kj2112 said:
And with that temper, maybe wear a helmet at all times too, to avoid accidental injury.
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A tin foil one would be suitable....
danvee said:
A tin foil one would be suitable....
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That won't help a lot tho when he throws devices against walls and they bounce back and hit his noodle!! Probably happens a lot with all sorts of objects.
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Yeah. I'd say one too many times...
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And with that temper, maybe wear a helmet at all times too, to avoid accidental injury.
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Nah, nothing there for the helmet to protect.

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