[Weirdest] Daily Encounters? - Off-topic

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Starting off, I live in NYC. Being one of the biggest cities in the world, we have a wide array of crazies, lol. The other day I sat on the train and watched a grown woman jog stationary while staring at her reflection in the window. She didn't miss a step which is a feat on a moving train. It was hilarious to watch.
Another day on the train we had a guy come on, site a scripture from the Bible and then proceed to bless every passenger. Also hilarious.

This post is the strangest daily encounter I've had all day.
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DowntownJeffBrown said:
This post is the strangest daily encounter I've had all day.
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Same here.
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DowntownJeffBrown said:
This post is the strangest daily encounter I've had all day.
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+1
sony xperia ray
ics 4.0.4 rooted
stock rom

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sony xperia ray
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Lol, imagine being witness to these things.
A while back I was going out for dessert in the Lower East Side of Manhattan, I think in the East Village neighborhood or possibly Greenwich. Either way, we got to the hipster section of the area and this middle aged man walked past us wearing a skimpy pink witch costume and a green wig. It's the middle of beginning of August mind you. He then got on his bike and rode off.
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Danial723 said:
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FTFY
Irregardless,

Tezlastorme said:
FTFY
Irregardless,
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Oops....thanx lol
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Weirdest encounter?

ak700 said:
Weirdest encounter?
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... This made my night.
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Related

The "when I was your age" thread

If and when I have grandkids the things I tell them from today's perspective will blow their minds.
"When I was your age..."
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Our cell phones only had a 1280x720 resolution and the batteries only held their charge like a day... LOL
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m1l4droid said:
I hate children.
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Thanks for opening up about how much you hate life
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I'm older than google. When I was your age phones were black and white.
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When I was your age Google Play only had about 500,000 apps.
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When i was your age we didn't have to live in caves and eat our first born.
When I was your age we actually met new people in person and music and media came on physical medium.
When I was your age cars drove on things called streets.
When I was your age we had to find the Sears and Roebuck catalog lingerie section to masturbate. Now with the internet all you have to do is go to Sears.com
m1l4droid said:
No I just hate children.
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So you hated yourself when you were a kid?
When I was your age there were only 150 Pokemon... lol
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m1l4droid said:
I hate children.
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Amen to that....
They're just devious little people and when you shout at them for being jerks society deems you the monster...
"When I was your age I hated kids...... Something clearly went wrong somewhere along the line..."
m1l4droid said:
Finally, somebody like me! I can't be around children unless I want to bash my head against a wall several times!
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Not all children suck just 90% of them
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negrobembon said:
Not all children suck just 90% of them
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Just the ones with bad parents really, which unfortunately these days is 90% of them....
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When I was your age apple had more than 1/3 the market share. I had to buy them for girls twice.
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When I was your age we used phones.
When i was your age money was paper and metal
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When I was young eclair was the 'cutting-edge' and froyo was a dream
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X8invisible13 said:
When I was young eclair was the 'cutting-edge' and froyo was a dream
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I though Donut was the hype...no...eh?
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When i was youre age prostitutes were human
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Who's in the frying pan

One of my favorite Games to pots somebody off
If you know the trick please don't say and if you don't, please don't look it up.
How to play: pick any three objects it doesn't matter where they are and you have to guess "wood on the frying pan" whoever answers correctly picks the next three
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The Eiffel tower, the white house and Google headquarters
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A rabbi, a priest, and a black man...
I am
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Quasimodem said:
A rabbi, a priest, and a black man...
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...walk into a bar...
jaszek said:
...walk into a bar...
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And the bartender asks him if he is still taking his multiple personality disorder medication.
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ak700 said:
Welcome to XDA OT Forum!
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Now go home.
NO
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sy224048 said:
And the bartender asks him if he is still taking his multiple personality disorder medication.
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To which the black man replies,
Odp: Who's in the frying pan
SleepyKrushna said:
To which the black man replies,
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"No"
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POOOLSKAAAA BIALOOOO CZEEERWONIIIII!!!!!
Not even MTM would crack a smile in this stinker of a thread.
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oil

Well, actually...

...that's fake...
So, here you can post your "Well, actually..." moments.
Be it real, fake, or something destined, post it. Whether the person was misinformed, or an idiot, post it.
We're all going to get a good laugh.
Let me start.
Well actually, air isn't oxygen.

			
				
Edit. Oh forgive me in being silly .
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Well actually this thread is pointless
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you'll never know
Well, actually the sky is blue because of reflected light from the ocean.
Well actually, Beyonce had one of the greatest videos of all time.
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Well actually tpam is always on the computer thread for some reason
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you'll never know
Well actually I give this thread a 24-48 hour lifespan.
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Well actually buckethead is the best guitarist of all time
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you'll never know
Well actually shadow is dark:sly:
Well actually being grateful means never having to say or press a button to thank someone.
Well actually there wasn't too much Easter hype I expected.
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DowntownJeffBrown said:
Well actually I give this thread a 24-48 hour lifespan.
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Well actually, I think you're right lol. Another one of my dead threads XD.
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Well actually maybe it'll last 72-96 hours
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Well actually thanks anyway.
Well actually That's OK
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Well actually not...
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Wolf Pup said:
Well actually That's OK
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Well actually, I see what you did there.
Well actually this thread will be better then the banned thread!
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Wolf Pup said:
...that's fake...
So, here you can post your "Well, actually..." moments.
Be it real, fake, or something destined, post it. Whether the person was misinformed, or an idiot, post it.
We're all going to get a good laugh.
Let me start.
Well actually, air isn't oxygen.
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Air is 21% Oxygen.
Amimissingthepoint?

Friendly Football Trash Talk

Haven't seen one yet
So ... Thought of start one ... Watch out for my Hawks
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*Rugby
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Prawesome said:
*Rugby
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Lol
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SAINTS RULE AND WE HAVE A SPORTS THREAD SO IM SURE THIS WILL GET LOCKED
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Prawesome said:
*Rugby
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Saints my ass , let's trash it to Wisconsin With them packers ! .
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5-1 lol go HAWKS!!
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Speaking of trash... You're paying someone to take away crap that you don't want.
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veeman said:
Speaking of trash... You're paying someone to take away crap that you don't want.
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I work at the dump so no I don't lol
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hawknest said:
I work at the dump so no I don't lol
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Sounds like a garbage job.
veeman said:
Sounds like a garbage job.
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Garbage job that pays great with good bennys
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hawknest said:
Garbage job that pays great with good bennys
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punpunpunpunpunpunpunpun

#KitKat problems

Problems
that
you
have
when
your
device
has
KitKat.
Or just problems that you have with KitKat...
For example:
#KitKat problems: Gotta do a factory reset when I flash KitKat. :/
Screen glitches on the Galaxy Nexus
No customisation options
dialer is holo white :|
Most of all, it's still in alpha for the gnex :S :silly:
Too sweet. I prefer dark chocolate.
Melts too quickly when I dunk it in my coffee
"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."
- Golda Meir (1898-1978)
If any of the foil melts into the chocolate it bloody hurts when it touches a filling!
Need to wait for Google to push it out onto my N7...#KitKatProblems
RohinZaraki said:
Need to wait for Google to push it out onto my N7...#KitKatProblems
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Same here :/
I need to wait for Sony to push it out
Think this will last a bit longer
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I have to wait untill samsung gives the update to galaxy tab 3
Its Going To Be LEGEND--wait for it--DARY!- Barney Stinson(How I Met Your Mother)
Port it to my X8
Plzzzzzzzz
Thx!!!!!!
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Seraz007 said:
Screen glitches on the Galaxy Nexus
No customisation options
dialer is holo white :|
Most of all, it's still in alpha for the gnex :S :silly:
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^^all of this
sgt. meow said:
Too sweet. I prefer dark chocolate.
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You can get dark chocolate kitkats
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My 3 year old Moto Defy has 4.4 before my N7 2013 has official KitKat.
#KitKatProblems
No moar hashtags!!!!
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Steve888 said:
No moar hashtags!!!!
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#more
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Steve888 said:
No moar hashtags!!!!
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gr8 #tags 4 all
xaccers said:
If any of the foil melts into the chocolate it bloody hurts when it touches a filling!
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Where are you getting your kit kats from?
1996?? :sly:
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conantroutman said:
Where are you getting your kit kats from?
1996?? :sly:
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1993
xaccers said:
1993
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Ahh, an excellent year. I have a case of 94's in the cellar that I'm saving for a special event.
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conantroutman said:
Ahh, an excellent year. I have a case of 94's in the cellar that I'm saving for a special event.
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Wow! 94's are sooooo rare! You don't know how jealous I am!
It's like I once met a guy in a pub who had an original sized wagon wheel, locked behind 4" bullet proof glass for protection. It was an amazing sight to behold!
conantroutman said:
Ahh, an excellent year. I have a case of 94's in the cellar that I'm saving for a special event.
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Luring the naughty children to their demise?
-No longer accidental, just Jeremy. F.cfb
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