Funny Quotes - Off-topic

Ok, so this is how it goes, everyone posts a funny quote that some else posted on the forum. I'll start us off.
SamVib said:
I ban you for having a scary clown as your avatar.
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1st guy
gagan313 said:
Hi i have switched from kimsmod supreme to this....installing now.... could you tell me how this compares to kimsmod?
":good::laugh::good::laugh:thanks"
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(Kimsmod is like a stock rom, mine was glass and completely different)
2nd guy
baluuu said:
Do you also want to know how is cheese different from butterfly ?
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1st guy
gagan313 said:
GOTTA love the sarcasm but ok thanks.. ( . .):silly:
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Don't we have a similar thread about funniest posts in XDA?
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Dear OP
Please use this thread
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1878835
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xda/sx56/.. wanted but with 900/1800

Hi, this is a definitely a fantastic place.
i post the information for help from this BBS
i want to buy a Wallaby/ t-mobile/xda/sx56 (whatever its name) but with 900/1800 brand which can be used in asia.
does anybody have such information? help me please!
i found lots of them but all with 900/1900.
thanks
well stop looking at the american sites then lol
get a o2 XDA UK or FRANCE or ITALY ect... any of europe they are all 900/1800
maybe you will find more german xda's + mda's, in germany you will get the mda or xda for max. 250€, used. (www.ebay.de)
kittenwarrior said:
Yep link worked fine
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Well, now that you are done with your 10 post crap, please GTFO.
I can't find this particular phone! Anyone selling?
[This post was made by Rainbow Poo, you can ignore this]
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nogoodusername said:
I can't find this particular phone! Anyone selling?
[This post was made by Rainbow Poo, you can ignore this]
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Why the f..k u post in dead thread
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batman38102 said:
Why the f..k u post in dead thread
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'Rainbow Poo' told you to ignore it!
Why there f..k u no ignore?
nogoodusername said:
'Rainbow Poo' told you to ignore it!
Why there f..k u no ignore?
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How the f..k do expect one to listen to 'Rainbow Poo'!?
LoopDoGG79 said:
How the f..k do expect one to listen to 'Rainbow Poo'!?
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Easy. It's the loudest **** I've ever heard.
-Accidental Asshole aka Jeremy
jRi0T68 said:
Easy. It's the loudest **** I've ever heard.
-Accidental Asshole aka Jeremy
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Thank you for perfectly describing Rainbow Poo
Now we leave this thread alone.
See you somewhere else.
Notice the '.'
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Odp: xda/sx56/.. wanted but with 900/1800
nogoodusername said:
Thank you fit perfectly describing Rainbow Poo
Now we leave this thread alone.
See you somewhere else.
Notice the '.'
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Hello everyone

Hello guys, i am Alden Jones. i am new to this forum, so i am posting my first thread saying hell to all. i think we will have a great discussions in future. Thank you.
Welcome to the forum AJ!
aldenjones said:
Hello guys, i am Alden Jones. i am new to this forum, so i am posting my first thread saying hell to all. i think we will have a great discussions in future. Thank you.
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Protip: stay away from llamas
Welcome to forums
Read, Search, Respect and Enjoy!
aldenjones said:
Hello guys, i am Alden Jones. i am new to this forum, so i am posting my first thread saying hell to all. i think we will have a great discussions in future. Thank you.
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aldenjones said:
Hello guys, i am Alden Jones. i am new to this forum, so i am posting my first thread saying hell to all. i think we will have a great discussions in future. Thank you.
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did u write hell on purpose?
Welcome and don't listen to this guy. He's talking nonsense @ husam, pretty sure he meant hello
sakai4eva said:
Protip: stay away from llamas
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sakai4eva said:
Protip: stay away from llamas
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Join the Llamas. Your avatar will instill fear in the hearts of all posters.
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what he said ^^^^
Coldskiesfullofblue said:
Join the Llamas. Your avatar will instill fear in the hearts of all posters.
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^^ what he said
T.C.P said:
^^ what he said
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^^ what he said too
hey cool a what he said thread
husam666 said:
^^ what he said too
hey cool a what he said thread
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^^^^ what I said.
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^^ what he said
husam666 said:
^^ what he said
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^^ what he said.
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Coldskiesfullofblue said:
^^ what he said.
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^^ what he said
^^ what he said
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^^What he said on a side note. This is gonna get closed soon
^^ what he said lol
T.C.P said:
^^What he said on a side note. This is gonna get closed soon
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^^ what he said. Will not!! Don't you mess up our takeover! !
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M_T_M said:
Hmmmmm....I guess what he said
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^^ no not what I said
T.C.P said:
^^ no not what I said
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^^^ what he said

Attention alan fans

Weres Alan at? i miss his questions
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Hahaha xD Ally, Where you gone
Edit: Oh I remember he got banned because of the fights in the (I think) Vibrant forums, a couple people did i think... He made another account.. that might've been banned too
O i c that explains y he hasn't posted since the 18th ... I bet sakai reported him
MacaronyMax said:
Hahaha xD Ally, Where you gone
Edit: Oh I remember he got banned because of the fights in the (I think) Vibrant forums, a couple people did i think... He made another account.. that might've been banned too
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I lol'd. He banned.
I won't get banned. The mods are scared of me.
Are they? do what i said ... Do It!!!
DanWilson said:
I lol'd. He banned.
I won't get banned. The mods are scared of me.
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T.C.P said:
Are they? do what i said ... Do It!!!
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In the mod thread?
Mkay.
Si LD
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wow, alan shouldn't be banned. you will be missed!
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iynfynity said:
wow, alan shouldn't be banned. you will be missed!
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I checked his thing.... it might've been a 1day ban or something... He's unbanned now I think
I was never banned?
I was like in 2009 when I bashed on devs with my rom thread when I had my g1
I didn't post because I didn't feel like it LOL
Ps I was looking at your threads p.c.t and found this one so I brought it back
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Alanrocks15 said:
I was never banned?
I was like in 2009 when I bashed on devs with my rom thread when I had my g1
I didn't post because I didn't feel like it LOL
Ps I was looking at your threads p.c.t and found this one so I brought it back
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It was a certian Purple Llama (mentioning no nmaes ) Who made a fake you and said your other one was banned, Was quite a good trick
My names Alan
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Dude he was talkin' bout me.
lol nah off topic is boring now..no offense
I know you probably don't mean any offence, but I can't stand it when people use that word.
johncmolyneux said:
I know you probably don't mean any offence, but I can't stand it when people use that word.
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Sorry man! love u!
Alanrocks15 said:
Sorry man! love u!
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Thanks Alan. No harm done mate
I'ma let you finish, but Alan is the best Alan of all time. Of ALL TIME.
T.C.P said:
Weres Alan at? i miss his questions
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I dont.
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Cool story Bro ​
Don´t be so sure about that...
DanWilson said:
I won't get banned. The mods are scared of me.
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Neither do I
TheRomMistress said:
I dont.
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Ask a question to another person

This is just a game I saw on an other forum.
it goes like this: you ask a question and the after you answers it and asks a new question.
I will start.
What's your favorite band/artist?
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SanderTheNinja said:
What's your favorite band/artist?
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Neil Young
My turn;-
Would you risk your job and everything you've worked hard for to have a chance with the girl you believe to be 'the one'? And why?
Simon.TS.HTC said:
Neil Young
My turn;-
Would you risk your job and everything you've worked hard for to have a chance with the girl you believe to be 'the one'? And why?
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No. I like my money.
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
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veeman said:
No. I like my money.
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
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Neil Sedaka.
When will we see some decent threads appear in OT?
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
conantroutman said:
Neil Sedaka.
When will we see some decent threads appear in OT?
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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When you stop deeming them all ****...
Why was six afraid of seven?
Come over to the dark side...
thelowend said:
When you stop deeming them all ****...
Why was six afraid of seven?
Come over to the dark side...
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because seven was turning six around so he where a nine.
htc vs. Samsung?
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SanderTheNinja said:
because seven was turning six around so he where a nine.
htc vs. Samsung?
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HTC
Laggy ICS or smooth gingerbread?
QuantumFoam said:
HTC
Laggy ICS or smooth gingerbread?
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Smooth gingerbread
I have one thing to say, what is a "question"???
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iok1 said:
Smooth gingerbread
I have one thing to say, what is a "question"???
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its a sentence where you ask something.
how many sheeps did i count so far?
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SanderTheNinja said:
its a sentence where you ask something.
how many sheeps did i count so far?
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As long as you only count them I don't really care.
Dogs or cats?
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As long as you only count them I don't really care.
Dogs or cats?
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Cats! Like 'em both, buth I prefer cats.
Where is your mom working?(LOL )
SOS international (no seriously, its true)
Galaxy s3, yay or nay?
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iok1 said:
SOS international (no seriously, its true)
Galaxy s3, yay or nay?
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Yay
Basketball or football?
Football
Why is OP a ninja?
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iok1 said:
Football
Why is OP a ninja?
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I could tell u, but then I'd have to kill u
Matrix or Inception?
QuantumFoam said:
I could tell u, but then I'd have to kill u
Matrix or Inception?
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Matception
why aren't we using this thread?
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=977674
Because u bumped it.
Why'd u bump it
QuantumFoam said:
Because u bumped it.
Why'd u bump it
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because this thread is a duplicate and shall be closed
when will a mod come in?
husam666 said:
because this thread is a duplicate and shall be closed
when will a mod come in?
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When u pm him
Why don't u pm Archer?
Too bad I'm on my phone and its too many steps.
Are you in before the lock?
(I know I am)
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XDA Initials

Hi!
As I can't find any thread with this question I'm posting one.
I'm wondering what some initials here is.....
I know:
JB
ib4l
GB
ICS
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BUT I'M WONDERING WHAT OP IS AND HOW TO GET THAT?
Do.. NOT post ib4l, otherwise Archer will be mad. And OP means original poster of the thread.
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OK, I will not post ib4l.
panpjp said:
Hi!
As I can't find any thread with this question I'm posting one.
I'm wondering what some initials here is.....
I know:
JB
ib4l
GB
ICS
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BUT I'M WONDERING WHAT OP IS AND HOW TO GET THAT?
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Also, you are The OP of this thread....sooooo.....you have it.
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mf2112 said:
OK, I will not post ib4l.
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What does that even mean? I've never seen ib4l before.
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da-pharoah said:
What does that even mean? I've never seen ib4l before.
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It means In Before Thread Lock! or In Before The Lock! or In Before Lock!
It was popular some time ago. If you read in OT there's a thread that Archer created about those IB4L posts. http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1706790
Good Lock to the OP, I mean Good Luck! :silly:
Edit: To the OP, a Search would've got your answers before posting them.
See here for Example:
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=716254
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1286193
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1448386
I think that will suffice.
John McClane said:
It means In Before Thread Lock! or In Before The Lock! or In Before Lock!
It was popular some time ago. If you read in OT there's a thread that Archer created about those IB4L posts. http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1706790
Good Lock to the OP, I mean Good Luck! :silly:
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Gotcha.. thanks for the explanation.. and link..
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OK so what's ICS? :silly:
In simple words |OP| = OWNER of the POST
Whats ziz xda?
Are this new phones by appel?
surri for my englis
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Oops,man I don't know what to say but are u really using android.
Btw ics mean ice cream sandwhich.its a 4.0 version of android
cure25 said:
Oops,man I don't know what to say but are u really using android.
Btw ics mean ice cream sandwhich.its a 4.0 version of android
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Lol, I'm just kidding. I know what ICS stands for. I'm using a CM9 rom right now. XD
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Whats ziz xda?
Are this new phones by appel?
surri for my englis
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Thanks for the lol... nice one!
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Thanks for the lol... nice one!
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Me not inderstnad what u sai
Piss helps!
Englis not guud, me form antarctica...
surri for my englis
Edit: okay, joke got old...
And its very difficult to type like that
No more "torchure"...
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Me not inderstnad what u sai
Piss helps!
Englis not guud, me form antarctica...
surri for my englis
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Yeah
U really should work on your English skills
Is it important how did i send this?
a.cid said:
Me not inderstnad what u sai
Piss helps!
Englis not guud, me form antarctica...
surri for my englis
Edit: okay, joke got old...
And its very difficult to type like that
No more "torchure"...
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Ok so this is off topic n e way I gotta share my thought... when I first read your post it reminded me of a chuck Norris joke that I love... so chuck Norris can squeeze an iphone and make apple juice out of it... sorry just had to share.
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What does that even mean? I've never seen ib4l before.
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Quit saying that. It is like saying Candy Man in a mirror. Archer or vanessa will show up with their ban stick.
85gallon said:
Quit saying that. It is like saying Canday Man in a mirror. Archer or vanessa will show up with their ban stick.
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Lol roger that
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a.cid said:
Me not inderstnad what u sai
Piss helps!
Englis not guud, me form antarctica...
surri for my englis
Edit: okay, joke got old...
And its very difficult to type like that
No more "torchure"...
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Too bad you still can't type english correctly. It's torture ;-)
And OP stands for Orange Pastrami. Don't listen to the other guys, all they do is troll these boards, I actually help others.
jaszek said:
Too bad you still can't type english correctly. It's torture ;-)
And OP stands for Orange Pastrami. Don't listen to the other guys, all they do is troll these boards, I actually help others.
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Perhaps he understood what you wrote lmao.
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