You have one post to prove how American you are.
All nationalitys welcome. Have fun. Nothing insulting, or hateful. But prove you're American! One post. Body of text and or a photo.
Go!
My entry.
'Merica!
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My daddy was the preacher who baptized me, in the public swimming pool of a tiny town in rural Texas.
I've also thrown grenades, fired M16's, an M60, driven an AVLB and set off c4, all due to training from Uncle Sam.
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boy-"Mom can i have money for wallmart?" mom- "why?"
boy-"My gun is out of ammo"
jk, me not American.
MalignantQuechnitlan said:
boy-"Mom can i have money for wallmart?" mom- "why?"
boy-"My gun is out of ammo"
jk, me not American.
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Actualy this would fly in America. XD.
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Let me get my IRS forms out for you...
now im pissed-merica
today done pissed me off...
after i finished getting drunk this morning it was a little later than usual.
THEN
Mcdonalds stopped serving mcmuffins.
Pissed me off!
I gave the employees a piece of my mind
Then I took the kids to school.
they were late...
now i have to have a conference with the teachers!
NOW IM PISSED!
MERICA
tacotester1 said:
today done pissed me off...
after i finished getting drunk this morning it was a little later than usual.
THEN
Mcdonalds stopped serving mcmuffins.
Pissed me off!
I gave the employees a piece of my mind
Then I took the kids to school.
they were late...
now i have to have a conference with the teachers!
NOW IM PISSED!
MERICA
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True patriot. :0
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Eating ribs naked in my house.....okay thats not really american. Maybe smoke alot of cigars
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I am about 8400 in debt from student loans and credit card debts.
Between house, mine and wifes student loans, and other little crap, about $175,000. Good thing is I own one of my vehicles, 1 payment left on the other and NO CREDIT CARDS.
House prices in my area are ~£300,000 ($495,000) for a three bedroom, so anybody buying one will instantly be £300,000 (minus deposit) in debt to the mortgage company.
I bet 8400 isn't sounding so bad now is it?
only around 1500EUR from a loan i made for a TV...
No debt. Currently a junior at the University of Arizona. Gotta love those scholarships
i am about £1000+ in debt, i havnt paid anything back for aprox 5years now, i am probably black-listed LOL
* spent most of the money on canabis and munchies
Rn
I should be 10k in debt because i need to get my masters . college was free because i am poor ;SD
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About $30k. I kinda had knee surgery without insurance lol.
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SteveG12543 said:
About $30k. I kinda had knee surgery without insurance lol.
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Kinda had knee surgery? lol did you do it yourself??
I'm at about $1000
Toyota RAV4 = $19k-20k
Old school loan + credit cards = under $3,000
That's it
Everything is manageable and looking forward to getting our two kids (age 1 & 3), into private school.
wow! I don't want to apply for student loan anymore
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RinZo said:
Kinda had knee surgery? lol did you do it yourself??
I'm at about $1000
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of course not? Lol
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What is in debt?
Only student debt and probably about 20 grand by now.
16K, good times
I will now be in debt because I am faced with having to pay for private nursing for my mom..... I had to borrow $20,000 from the bank...so.....$20,000
Whaddya gonna do? Family first....
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Nothing here!!
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mrcd said:
What is in debt?
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Are you a noob to life or something?
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deliriousDroid said:
Are you a noob to life or something?
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Well, since this is a forum made up of people from many countries, He just may not understand the term "in debt" in english....Or He's thirteen. #Justsayin'
whatever i owe verizon and or my doctors for having no insurance whatsoever.
I would go out with George Bush as a husband and cheat on him with Mitt Romney
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I'd sit though Al Gore's movie.
I would watch glee followed by high school musical and a justin bieber concert
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I would go out and buy one
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Save money?
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For the sake of the topic, i might steal it if by pure coincidense it would fall of the delivery truck thats suppose to take it to the store(miracle) but i could happen
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Rape a chicken.
I would also kiss Oprah
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VeryCoolAlan said:
Rape a chicken.
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PG13+ kthx
Anyway, I would sit through a Justin Bieber concert an replace all my music with his for a Samsung Galaxy Note.
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PG13+ kthx
Anyway, I would sit through a Justin Bieber concert an replace all my music with his for a Samsung Galaxy Note.
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The Samsung Galaxy Note is pretty friggin' awesome.
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I'd murder somebody with candy....
Justin beiber seems too extreme for me...a phone is not worth listening to that .......******, no offense .....
Oh Oh ill kill him for quadcore HTC phone and my own enjoyment
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I'd break the rules on a PG13 thread!
= What are you even doing asking whether or not you should root your phone on XDA?! =
I'd extend my contract with Rogers an extra 3 years!
I'd go watch all of the twilight movies and confess my love for shiny sissy vampires
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I'd extend my contract with Rogers an extra 3 years!
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Oh good lord that's teh worst one yet
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Yup, they've got my trapped for good now. At least until the day comes when I can afford to purchase a phone without a contract or suffer through having the same phone for a whole 3 years... which will never happen!
For a pure google galaxy nexus to work on sprint and for them to have it,
i would go up to a big muscular huge guy and pour soda and throw a plate of nachos on him
The thought of obscene and PG-13 just don't mix with me. I don't think those two words go together.
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So you don't think that kissing Oprah Winfrey is obscene and still PG-13?
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So you don't think that kissing Oprah Winfrey is obscene and still PG-13?
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Not the way you have in mind ;D lol
-We do what we must because we can; for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead-
You start feeling like you need everything and you start feeling hungry for no apparent reason lol
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You know you're broke when you have no money.
You know you're broke when your wallet's empty.
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You know you're broke when you have to empty your lawnmowers gas tank to put gas in your car.
You know you're broke when everything seems expensive.
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Lol true!
You don't deserve a point of view if the only thing you see is you
You eat ramen every night for dinner.
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I loooooooove ramen. Broke or not, I eat ramen whenever I can. Lol
You don't deserve a point of view if the only thing you see is you
Being Asian, yes. Us Asians love ramen.
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Also you know you're broke when you watch TV on a black and White stereo from the 1950's and you dig stuff up and use then from the junkyard.
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You know your broke when your always bumming some money off family till next payday.
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Koizuma said:
You know your broke when your always bumming some money off family till next payday.
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Lol.
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You know you're broke when you sell your car for gasoline
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PG101 said:
Pics or it didn't happen!
PM me when you are ready to upload pics and I will reopen the thread.
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You know you're broke when you're begging for gas money at the gas station to drive your son to the er, with bleeding head wounds.
I'll never forget that day, or the woman that filled my tank.
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You know you're broke when you're begging for gas money at the gas station to drive your son to the er, with bleeding head wounds.
I'll never forget that day, or the woman that filled my tank.
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That's why they invented ambulances.
No insurance, made too much money for government assistance, spent $2k a month out of pocket on my wife's medical bills (she was denied insurance from every provider), and the cost of an ambulance would have hurt when we got the bill. He ended up with several stitches, but no other harm.
I could write a novel, but it would be too depressing. That was 6 years ago, things are a little easier now.
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jRi0T68 said:
No insurance, made too much money for government assistance, spent $2k a month out of pocket on my wife's medical bills (she was denied insurance from every provider), and the cost of an ambulance would have hurt when we got the bill. He ended up with several stitches, but no other harm.
I could write a novel, but it would be too depressing. That was 6 years ago, things are a little easier now.
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Glad to hear you got through that. Sounds really tough.
On topic: ykyb when you ask your younger brother for money.
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Im glad things are easier now, for you.
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Hello XDA members,mods,and noobs who need to go to their mom and tell them that they are sorry for having her telling you youre special and you're not because your a looooosser.
This is a thread were you post all your favorite,amazing,awesome,naughty(clean),bad, worst, horrible, memories about high school and/or middle school.
Im in middle school (junior high)
So ill start with one in middle school this year....I got a front row seat next to the teachers desk because I was flirting with girls on the first day of school (august 21,2012)
I hope some people will share :thumbup:
I'll give this a go; I'm currently a senior in high school, however this story takes place during this past summer: I was chosen as a "Volunteen" at one of the best hospitals in Tennessee for child care, traumas, and burn victims; I was also volunteering with other kids. Well, it just so happens my department had a lot of girls ( we worked in groups of two) and they would help me transport patients from one area of the hospital to the the other. One day this girl and I finished early and so we took "off" for an early lunch break; we took off to the fire escape and started making out. For whatever reason our supervisor took the fire escape on the most *desolate* area of the hospital and saw us..she kicked me out on the spot and let the girl stay. -_- luckily I got to keep my 140+hours of volunteering
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Kelton Rivas said:
I'll give this a go; I'm currently a senior in high school, however this story takes place during this past summer: I was chosen as a "Volunteen" at one of the best hospitals in Tennessee for child care, traumas, and burn victims; I was also volunteering with other kids. Well, it just so happens my department had a lot of girls ( we worked in groups of two) and they would help me transport patients from one area of the hospital to the the other. One day this girl and I finished early and so we took "off" for an early lunch break; we took off to the fire escape and started making out. For whatever reason our supervisor took the fire escape on the most *desolate* area of the hospital and saw us..she kicked me out on the spot and let the girl stay. -_- luckily I got to keep my 140+hours of volunteering
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Hahaha that sucks having them kick u out
So youre going to college to be a doctor?
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I got a knobber on my 13th birthday. Then her parents took us out for ice cream.
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No, I want to be an Engineer. Ideally for electrical because it's one of the broadest degrees of engineering (I've been told the more broad the degree is the more useful it is). I volunteered at the hospital for extracurricular hours, etc
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
I got a knobber on my 13th birthday. Then her parents took us out for ice cream.
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And ice cream??? Dam, i wish i could have a birthday like that
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stumpyz9 said:
And ice cream??? Dam, i wish i could have a birthday like that
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It was a win win.
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i dont remember that far back
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i dont remember that far back
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Trust me, I definitely can't remember what flavor ice cream I had.
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Back in high school in maths class i asked a student if he was feeling moist, really loudly and got sent out of the room and told off by the teacher hehe
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I got a knobber on my 13th birthday. Then her parents took us out for ice cream.
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And now you work in icecream
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And now you work in icecream
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It is my density.
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saw two girls making out on my floor. i like college
YummyLaxatives said:
saw two girls making out on my floor. i like college
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Why u no take pictures?
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Hmm let's see when I was in the 7th grade(middle school) I was dating this girl. We were going out for a while I believe it was 8 months. We decided it wad time to go a little further. So on Valentine's she walked to my house in the middle of the night( she knew where I lived but I didn't know where she did lol). We spent some time together for a couple of hours . Then she would walk back home before her parents would wake up. We did this a couple times then finally got caught. She would use her moms phone to text me and she would take her phone when she came to my house. Well one day her mom woke up early and saw her phone was missing. So she called the phone a bunch of times and then saw that her daughter wasn't home she thought she had run away but she was really still at my house . Well since her parents didnt know we were going out but her parents knew my parents for a long time.......
And that's all for now ill finish this later since I just waisted my time writing this instead of my essay due tomorrow lol
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
It is my destiny.
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FTFY
veeman said:
FTFY
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I was quoting Back to the Future....n00b!
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I was quoting Back to the Future....n00b!
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Grammar Nazis don't watch movies.
Well there was this girl....(named Sarah)
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Well there was this girl....(named Sarah)
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.........go on
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http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhH6QavHf7VU4Efe5f
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Wow. That's exciting for me. I live next to a charger
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This seems to be pretty dangerous technology. I'm sure that the current flow is absurdly high and therefore becoming a hazardous piece of tech
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This seems to be pretty dangerous technology. I'm sure that the current flow is absurdly high and therefore becoming a hazardous piece of tech
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I remember reading about this technology a couple years ago, obviously its gaining more media coverage now. But even so they're saying it will be a few years off. I would think they will cover their bases on the safety aspect considering how sue happy people in the United States can be.
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I remember reading about this technology a couple years ago, obviously its gaining more media coverage now. But even so they're saying it will be a few years off. I would think they will cover their bases on the safety aspect considering how sue happy people in the United States can be.
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People need to be "sue happy" in order to keep the "oh-so-honest" private sector from releasing a bomb to the market.
Everyone complains about lawsuits....until something happens to THEM....Then they''re all for them.
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phillip1953 said:
People need to be "sue happy" in order to keep the "oh-so-honest" private sector from releasing a bomb to the market.
Everyone complains about lawsuits....until something happens to THEM....Then they''re all for them.
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I disagree... And sadly so does most of the world that jokes about how we are here in the states. Seriously.... Think of all the dumbass mistakes people make, then sue someone else just to make a dishonest buck. Look at the chick that burned herself on HOT coffee and sued McDonald's.... Do I really need a sign on my private pool saying keep out? I'm sorry but if you're gonna trespass on private property and drown in my pool, that's just asinine to find the owner responsible. What about the burglar that fell through a kitchen skylight and landed on a knife? He sued the owners of the house.
This is waaaay off topic so I'll apologize in advance but it really is a problem in the states.
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I disagree... And sadly so does most of the world that jokes about how we are here in the states. Seriously.... Think of all the dumbass mistakes people make, then sue someone else just to make a dishonest buck. Look at the chick that burned herself on HOT coffee and sued McDonald's.... Do I really need a sign on my private pool saying keep out? I'm sorry but if you're gonna trespass on private property and drown in my pool, that's just asinine to find the owner responsible. What about the burglar that fell through a kitchen skylight and landed on a knife? He sued the owners of the house.
This is waaaay off topic so I'll apologize in advance but it really is a problem in the states.
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You know I recently heard that that incident with the hot coffee is a myth. Then again I heard it on reddit.
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YoungCorruptionV2.0 said:
You know I recently heard that that incident with the hot coffee is a myth. Then again I heard it on reddit.
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Actually, the hot coffee thing happened but McDonald$ big money lawyers made it out to look like the gal it happened to was some sort of fool.
Without the ability to sue, the private sector would be allowed to set loose any product they like without consequence.
I have a "mixture" guaranteed to cure the common cold. Side effects might include death...anyone want to try it?
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p3tr0s said:
I disagree... And sadly so does most of the world that jokes about how we are here in the states. Seriously.... Think of all the dumbass mistakes people make, then sue someone else just to make a dishonest buck. Look at the chick that burned herself on HOT coffee and sued McDonald's.... Do I really need a sign on my private pool saying keep out? I'm sorry but if you're gonna trespass on private property and drown in my pool, that's just asinine to find the owner responsible. What about the burglar that fell through a kitchen skylight and landed on a knife? He sued the owners of the house.
This is waaaay off topic so I'll apologize in advance but it really is a problem in the states.
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If you have Netflix, watch the documentury "Hot Coffee," then get back to us.
But I do agree with you that some lawsuits are just plain nuts.
I 'm of the belief a properly designed charging circuit will pose no danger. That be ing said....
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You know I recently heard that that incident with the hot coffee is a myth. Then again I heard it on reddit.
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It happened, and the coffee was hotter than coffee was supposed to be (180* - and there had been over 500 complaints during the previous years from the coffee being too hot. She tried to settle for $20k to cover medical costs, and lost wages, they offered her $800. The jury awarded her $2.7 Million and the judge settled on $670k. Way higher than what was requested.