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The ULTIMATE TROLL thread

Post phrases or things that would be considered maximum trolling; things you'd say just to get a rise out of others.

Alex530 said:
Al qaeda is run by the cia. Bin laden is a paid cia agent. The illuminati is real and the world will end with a new world order. Call me crazy.
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This is a fact not a troll and its correct

This thread... It could be such a problem! lol

The people who made the Nook Color are so STUPID!!!!!
They couldn't even spell colour right... Dumbasses

husam666 said:
Macarony max is a stupid version of me
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Master™ said:
But... But that is true?...
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Hahaha! lmao!!
Master is a stupid version of me, and I am a stupid version of Husam

MacaronyMax said:
Hahaha! lmao!!
Master is a stupid version of me, and I am a stupid version of Husam
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God.. I must be super stupid then..
MacaronyMax.. When do I get my free iPhone 4-sh*t BTW?

Master™ said:
God.. I must be super stupid then..
MacaronyMax.. When do I get my free iPhone 4-sh*t BTW?
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Huh??
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MacaronyMax said:
Huh??
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I'm sorry.. Ignore that.. I am just that stupid

Master™ said:
I'm sorry.. Ignore that.. I am just that stupid
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yeah you are
edit: you are not super stupid because i am super intelligent ,
that makes macarony intelligent,
and you are normal

Haha Inteligent will do =P
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MacaronyMax said:
Haha Inteligent will do =P
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WAIT... I say that you are SUPER INTELLIGENT, and I am INTELLIGENT.. he is just normal. Lets go with that!

Master™ said:
WAIT... I say that you are SUPER INTELLIGENT, and I am INTELLIGENT.. he is just normal. Lets go with that!
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alright i am normal , max is stupid, u r superly super insanely stupid

husam666 said:
alright i am normal , max is stupid, u r superly super insanely stupid
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XDA is the greatest American website evar!

rorytmeadows said:
XDA is the greatest American website evar!
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XDA isn't retarded!

AdrianK said:
XDA isn't retarded!
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XDA is the only site that doesnt have trolls

Why is everything released on GSM networks first? Don't these companies know that CDMA is the dominant network in the US?

rorytmeadows said:
Why is everything released on GSM networks first? Don't these companies know that CDMA is the dominant network in the US?
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Its all a conspiracy against you and your CDMA network.

rorytmeadows said:
Why is everything released on GSM networks first? Don't these companies know that CDMA is the dominant network in the US?
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lmao
(I know that wa trolling but incase you didn't know though 80% of the world uses GSM

MacaronyMax said:
but incase you didn't know though 80% of the world uses GSM
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oh comon, how could it not be trolling
In reality, I wish most in the blogosphere understood that (they constantly don't know why Verizon US is left out)....
DUH
THE WORLD DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND THE US

MacaronyMax said:
lmao
(I know that wa trolling but incase you didn't know though 80% of the world uses GSM
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no way get out of here... f'nnn metro pcs told me that cdma was gonna be the next big thing

[Q] Auto hide nav bar??

anybody working on something for this??...like when in youtube and when you watching videos?? i tried the gmd app but i dont like it!!

I've been using Ultimate Dynamic Navbar (UDN) as I also had issues with GMD. I don't think there's a way to auto-hide the default nsv bar (at least not yet).

Captain_Throwback said:
I've been using Ultimate Dynamic Navbar (UDN) as I also had issues with GMD. I don't think there's a way to auto-hide the default nsv bar (at least not yet).
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where do i get that one let me try it out..

Play Store, of course.

Captain_Throwback said:
Play Store, of course.
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bro thanks!!! glad i posted and asked about!!..lol (yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa) i got it fully goin ..lol

Okay this is sweet. But my soft keys aren't disappearing. How do I remove the stock buttons
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Mr.Muscles said:
Okay this is sweet. But my soft keys aren't disappearing. How do I remove the stock buttons
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There's a section in the app for that.

What kind of issues were y'all having with GMD?

xPhantom said:
What kind of issues were y'all having with GMD?
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It reset my wallpaper and removed a bunch of my shortcuts. It was very weird.

Captain_Throwback said:
It reset my wallpaper and removed a bunch of my shortcuts. It was very weird.
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and u forgot to add it didnt start on boot...atleast for me..lol whack app

DruoGaby said:
and u forgot to add it didnt start on boot...atleast for me..lol whack app
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Were you using the paid version or the free version of GMD? I agree the free version is crap, the piad version though is amazing.

StormMcCloud said:
Were you using the paid version or the free version of GMD? I agree the free version is crap, the piad version though is amazing.
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Paid version. Same issues.

Captain_Throwback said:
Paid version. Same issues.
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Very odd, I assume you're rooted running the stock rom?

StormMcCloud said:
Very odd, I assume you're rooted running the stock rom?
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ROM didn't matter. The app is flawed. There are several people in the thread reporting the same issues.

well lucky you man...cuz i didnt like that app at all..how do u not have no issues or your okay with them?..lolol

DruoGaby said:
well lucky you man...cuz i didnt like that app at all..how do u not have no issues or your okay with them?..lolol
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I've got zero issues with it. It starts when I power on the phone and gives me zero problems. I've got it set to where it is invisible, I tap the very bottom edge of the screen and the soft keys come up.
Captain_Throwback said:
ROM didn't matter. The app is flawed. There are several people in the thread reporting the same issues.
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2 people =/= several...just saying.

StormMcCloud said:
I've got zero issues with it. It starts when I power on the phone and gives me zero problems. I've got it set to where it is invisible, I tap the very bottom edge of the screen and the soft keys come up.
2 people =/= several...just saying.
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Some people like earl grey others go for a southern sweet, just depends on the preference I guess, I tried both udn was the way for me.
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StormMcCloud said:
2 people =/= several...just saying.
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Not this thread - the app thread . Sorry for your confusion. The two in this thread just add to that total. I agree; 2 != several. But I'm pretty good at math and vocabulary, so I know exactly what I was saying.

Captain_Throwback said:
Not this thread - the app thread . Sorry for your confusion. The two in this thread just add to that total. I agree; 2 != several. But I'm pretty good at math and vocabulary, so I know exactly what I was saying.
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Ah, that makes more sense then. Simply saying 'the thread' while in this thread and not giving any specifics would lead one to believe that this was the thread you were speaking of.

[Q] Will We Ever See Lollipop?

As the title says... what do you think?

Doesn't look hopeful

I'd be surprised if we didn't but don't hold your breathe, my guess would be mid summer.
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Yes cm12 soon

sickkside13 said:
Yes cm12 soon
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You got cm12 boot up?
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maldito.boss said:
You got cm12 boot up?
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Development on flex has really begun this time

sickkside13 said:
Development on flex has really begun this time
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WHAT? I want to know more. Please tell me you are not kidding

rotem07773 said:
WHAT? I want to know more. Please tell me you are not kidding
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Browse through lg-devs github just keep calm guys

sickkside13 said:
Browse through lg-devs github just keep calm guys
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I did but repos about g flex are empty...

rotem07773 said:
I did but repos about g flex are empty...
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Keep calm like I say android_device_lge_d959 are our least of our worries. Z-common and kernel are our priorities.

sickkside13 said:
Keep calm like I say android_device_lge_d959 are our least of our worries. Z-common and kernel are our priorities.
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That doesn't tell me anything. But it sounds good (?)
I just want a change in the freaking UI............
Aosp would be nice aswell...
Cm12 will be an absolute dream.
Just give me a hint, if one of these is coming..

Lol keep your eyes posted in github soon they will get their d959 to kick **** up.

Trying to understand where we stand.. Any development so far?

rotem07773 said:
Trying to understand where we stand.. Any development so far?
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In another thread on this forum it was stated we're scheduled for Lollipop March or April. Seemed like legit info but who knows for sure.

enginuity2 said:
In another thread on this forum it was stated we're scheduled for Lollipop March or April. Seemed like legit info but who knows for sure.
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Well it is mid april now, starting to feel lost...

enginuity2 said:
As the title says... what do you think?
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No.

this flex price really heavy, even for 2nd item.
should have lollypop update i think

mckoffly said:
No.
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Any legit info?

rotem07773 said:
Any legit info?
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Really? You need an answer? :laugh:
Ok,...
1. We are talking about LG
2. Lollipop was announced July 2014
3. Lollipop was released Nov 2014
4. So let me count....6 months passed by and LG wasn't able just to say officially that there will be an update - they are not able just to say if there will be an update - so what does this mean? LG just give a fu** about the Flex :good: first phone they "care" about is the LG G3
So don't believe in an update, it wont happen :good:

Lg G2 got the LP update too.
So maybe we have a chance.
Also I think this phone is awesome I've bricked it in so many ways and it just doesnt die.
Bootloader lock is what has got us dead in development, but I've never had another phone that does 15+ hours on a single charge. Maybe LG releases LP for us, maybe not.

Anyone have marvel future fight?

I was wondering if anyone had an updated copy of marvel future fight? V1.1.0?
If anyone isn't in the US and would be so kind to download it and pull the apk for me? I'd love you forever
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There ya go man enjoy https://www.dropbox.com/sh/vrp8k4zqbgzlix4/AADn24gcHNzbPoMPTUbStWPGa?dl=0

what's that? the boot animation?

bradputt said:
what's that? the boot animation?
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It's a game:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.netmarble.mherosgb&hl=en

In pretty sure this is against XDA rules

kidrobot52 said:
In pretty sure this is against XDA rules
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Seems pretty free to me... but who am I to talk???

DaMyth said:
Seems pretty free to me... but who am I to talk???
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the problem, at least for me, is that my nexus appears as incompatible from google play, maybe for that reason he asked it
pd: it's only an idea

kidrobot52 said:
In pretty sure this is against XDA rules
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Lol SNITCH!
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otsefe said:
the problem, at least for me, is that my nexus appears as incompatible from google play, maybe for that reason he asked it
pd: it's only an idea
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It tells me its not available in my country ?????

juave said:
Lol SNITCH!
Did I report the thread? No but bashing another member is against the rules.
As for the app being free. That isn't against xda and I noticed that once it was mentioned. You can trick Google play into believing your in the usa. Google search it.
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kidrobot52 said:
juave said:
Lol SNITCH!
Did I report the thread? No but bashing another member is against the rules.
As for the app being free. That isn't against xda and I noticed that once it was mentioned. You can trick Google play into believing your in the usa. Google search it.
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I am in usa........texas to be specific......
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Then reset your phone. Something might've got changed. Are you stock?

kidrobot52 said:
Then reset your phone. Something might've got changed. Are you stock?
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I'm on stock in the USA and it says the same thing, not available...

Actually its a free app so its not against the rules of xda

This game is awesome thanks for the link.
What the French, toast!

It's a pretty amazing game. And its in the play store now guys
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kidrobot52 said:
Then reset your phone. Something might've got changed. Are you stock?
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It wasn't available in the US, rolled out internationally at first. Now it's available in the play store for us though.

juave said:
kidrobot52 said:
I am in usa........texas to be specific......
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I'm from Texas too. And its working o.o
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Yup it is free so not against rules so I take that back as I did in my last post. And if your in the USA and not able to download just regflash yur phone then should work. Sorry for the mix up

I just had to uninstall and install again. After that it worked.
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Stagefright

Just now got MMS on my Nexus 6 with 5.1.1 and did not understand:
My phone can be infected?
How I can check is my phone already infected?
If so, how I can make my phone clean?

nobody has been affected, but if you didnt receive the update, then your phone can still be affected. there are apps that can check your phone btw.

simms22 said:
nobody has been affected, but if you didnt receive the update, then your phone can still be affected. there are apps that can check your phone btw.
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so what the reason of world panic?

deepgroup said:
so what the reason of world panic?
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The publication of possible vulnerabilities and the second wave of publications that the Google patches did not fix the issues 100%.

deepgroup said:
so what the reason of world panic?
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There really was no reason. It's something that needed to be fixed, and it was serious. But no one was harmed, and there was no actual attack made.
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_Dennis_ said:
There really was no reason. It's something that needed to be fixed, and it was serious. But no one was harmed, and there was no actual attack made.
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Now it's all clear for me.
Thanks guys.

deepgroup said:
Just now got MMS on my Nexus 6 . . .
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