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lol fitting name for the newspapir
what strait guy does not like to chicks kissing. the alien part would be for someone with a fetish
cartoon you ever saw as a child, and then look it at now and go---
"Boy...it still gives me the heebie jeebies!!!"
For me...it is the Purple Smurfs episode...
Remember that one episode when Lazy smurf begins to chop down a tree, he finds himself pestered by a purple fly who annoyingly circles around him, laughing. Lazy chases the purple fly off into the forest until he trips over a tree root, but after he gets up, he doesn't notice that the purple fly has secretly flown around him and is now behind him, looking at and zooming toward his tail. Lazy yelps in pain and looks to see that his tail is now throbbing, realizing that the purple fly had bit him. Then suddenly Lazy turns purple, and his mind goes blank as he now barks "gnap gnap gnap" and hops off into the forest.
Then everyone gets infected by biting on each other's tail..
Papa smurf finds a cure and as soon as he sprays one of them to cure them, comes a purple smurf to turn them back...
until the end even Papa smurf (the last blue smurf) becomes one--only to be saved by an explosion at his lab...
ScArY!!!!!!
I find the Tweenies scary and I'm 45! There's just something not right about them.
They look like a crossbreed of muppets and a bag of bald, spiky jelly beans...
That fly is kinda cool looking...
For me the scariest was Mumm Ra from Thundercats. Especially when he used to transform from out of that robe.
Second was Skeletor from He-Man.
I remember the cartoon "flying squirrel" and I don´t know what is the name in english of the bad guy, in spanish was "Boris Malosnof" and he was bad bad...
The one on the left
mikechannon said:
Off topic but when I was a kid there was a cartoon called Captain Pugwash for little kids:
It had characters called Master Bates and Seamen Stains. Now I know why I like to dress as a Pirate when I make love
Mike
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Don't forget Roger The Cabin Boy!
forget the name but think some cartoon movie with some testing animals escaping a Labrador which was forced to do how long can the dog swim tests and the likes
and some other dog
Anyone else here remember "The Brave Little Toaster"?
I like that movie now, but when I was a young child, that movie terrified me. Don't know what I'm talking about? Watch this video, and imagine you're an innocent 5 year old. Now wouldn't that terrify you?
um... a friend of mine is curious about that very nice android wallpaper found in a few roms now. what is the origin of the photo. i did a search and couldnt find any info.
this one:
http://g1wallz.com/wp-content/uploads/wallz/4907/Sexy Soccer Girls.jpg
my friend says thanks
I had to steal this
Did you guys notice that's only one girl?
Damn she's hot!
nebenezer said:
Did you guys notice that's only one girl?
Damn she's hot!
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I think you are right, about it being the same girl. I know you are right about how hot she is.
Also, while I know the rest of the world call it football, the file is called sexy soccer girls. If it were sexy football girls it would be her in an Elway, Rod Smith or Atwater jersey. Shortened of course to show the curve of the bottom of her breasts.
jlem26 said:
I think you are right, about it being the same girl. I know you are right about how hot she is.
Also, while I know the rest of the world call it football, the file is called sexy soccer girls. If it were sexy football girls it would be her in an Elway, Rod Smith or Atwater jersey. Shortened of course to show the curve of the bottom of her breasts.
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I love when girls show the bottom of their titties...
it's Keeley Hazell.
Hello thought i'd put it all together to make it easier to read im still adding but feel free to help add to it
if you cant tell im bored :/ btw also added txt file if you want to add then re upload in []'s is extra info or bits i added to make sense in ()'s is things that were there but don't make much sense
Edit: quite offended by some of the iPad comments on here as im using my ipad for the story and pc for typing
The fat man ran twenty miles round and round until he fell and went to rehab for
falling then he got up and started to dance like a chinpanzee with a very very large
pen in his left pocket, then went to mexico where he dated a rather nice banana in
pinstripes who was suspiciously not what she wanted to eat.
Whilst that's happening far far away on a distant planet where the came back
from the plastic beach geting blown by a mexican guy using a very large thread
closing moderator who closed a very sticky situation.
"Get yourself into a mental rehab" Mcintyre was singing, to an iphone, then found XDA
whilst browsing porn and did stuff with his tiny girl friends hand which was also
another name for a transforming robot which has the power to transform and split into
a HUGELY big piece of junk, which is worthless. Sell it quickly otherwise it will be
an iPhone, then your buggered, unless you dance to the biggest rom chef here whilst
chugging some delicious apple juice, which you made trying to forget about your Apple
with a worm.
Her big headahe caused me agro deep inside my thought about going to get some new
super powers so i can fly to a place where stories end but they don't and continue to
be exruciatingly long when all i want is to smash an iphone over something realy a
work of art like WP7S.
Sink or swim like Captain Planet when he go crying like a dirty girl trying to find
a Golden HD2 party in vegas that had a funny thing attatched [PAGE 10] used for
blowing small little holes in walls and a train that stopped in the middle of the
intergalactic track which was littered with broken iphones which she always hated.
Dark cloudy skies only on Wednesdays or possibly Mondays when there is a spaceship
that used humans for thousands of years as an army to stop apple from taking over
Microsoft Windows Mobile because I love this amazing invention.
Chips glorious Chips wich i threw at your mum with a hot dog in a hallway and
slipped into ROM cooking frenzy but my device dropped into a pile of stinky rotting
apples which i'll eat after, whilst laughing at steve jobs who's such a smoking weed
dude who likes unicorns roasted with sauce on a shiny just washed underpant.
It's about time to watch 'The annoying Orange' advert thats should die very slowly
whilst creating non-lactoseintolerant cheese for his girl friend who likes things
bigger kind of like my big ego [PAGE 15] which also likes tobasco sauce on chilli
con carni and fish and chips in a house with no windows or any apples just palm and
android. Palm was bought by apple machintosh, a stupid brand who has milkshakes and
many cows.However, The cows like to smoke some candy ciggarets on the xda portal and
learn about how to ride starships into orbit whilst eating crispy Kentuck Fried
Chicken and then a big mac attack with fries and mcnugget grenades,whoppers, and
lemonade.
Meanwhile the starship crashed on steve Martin, not jobs, in the market on a sale.
Meanwhile the cockroach was singing with History Maker by Delirious and also with
post man pat, [who] squated and shat on the ipad, which was worse than a frickin
android and palm bad buisnes plan or better put Poop in a pan.
"4 Words bro" said Fallen Spartan laughing his head, Shooting the Armeter with her
hand and then jumped [PAGE 20] out of bed. What a voyage! What a Dream! to the other
side of the world through a wormhole chased the mole through the shoal of sweaty
clothes which then lead to the creation of the cyber phone which killed off
Steve jobs and Apple for good.
April fools day is the beggining to annoy people but its over, not next time because
the oldman died from non stop laughing of a joke about fishing boats and his desire
to feel free swimming in water [being] accused of man slaughter thinking why the
elephant ate a pink ribbon with a text in cuneiform script written in invisible,
about mac os4.0 and it's ability to crap without flushing the toilet and smell like
a decade old.
A new millennium with a giant appetite for apples didn't fill my pocket with lots.
Brush your teeth with a good and very brown chocolate mars bar that everyone hated
[PAGE 25]like an iphone, that people threw in the loo that was nasty just like poo
and like wee little green men [that] seem to run little leprachauns who are evil
No flights allowed due to ash and plane crashes which happened to no one any where.
How's this story going on untill now please advice, which i know makes no sence
but i don't involve myself in any meaningfull conversation [because it] would be
fruitless because he loved all the double posts [because it] help to increase
my post count so i can get 300 posts then get more, nothing to post because a
mod will make you cry for mama.(What the hell are we talking [about] in this thread?
(Simon posting crazy, pimple or boil?, for food or increased post count, no more
flashing, my eyes hurt so i need [to] go to specsavers and get a cool pair of Orsis
sunglasses, Please ban simon [PAGE 30] just because he is quadrupling his post count
haha)
(Feel like puking on this forum because it's something, something green yellow and
blue and that douche called me noobie as well all were once smoke to much simon
posts noncense he wont quit and keep posting read this post Please ban simon second
the motion y'all are mean we are not yes you are why you little amazingly handsome
person you wish buddy like the other no0b that went looking 4 a girlvery very
unlikley he gets love,in his dreams likley to be wet beond measure unless with a
rulerGramatical error encountered stop replying to "the frog went" [Nice try to
start the story again there by M_T_M ] everything i post no frog reply? whadaya
mean by frog)
"Anyway how are you doing today?" "I'm going to make out with your left hand"
also with my HD2 that i use for cooking dinner for my [PAGE 35] beautiful
HTC device.
Rock around the clock, 1 o'clock , no [it's] actualy 3, [oh wait] or maybe 4
when i went to kick (the) steve jobs because of his job trying to build a barbie
house out of iPad's on a piece of broken cardboard whichh happened to have a
HTC HD2 in it, [although] that was broken.
(i Hate braces by XDA forum)
Recieving a punch right at the nose of your very first wife "arhhhhhh~~!!!~!!"
she shout[ed] "pull it out" and kiss my three yellow zucchinis in my hand that i
punch[ed] you [with] in a private place leaving me unconcious because it's big.
(bad grammar again, btw afaic imnsho, speaking in tounges, with avatar accent)
Whilst texting friends from holy tree to a Wower ( Out of idea's hi mr.clown)
and Master Yoda, Shower he took in his pants, a dangerous weapon lurks waiting
for the use on (a hot laptop) an innocent person [and] an elderly woman
who was hot [PAGE 40] he then lol'ed at the age of 85.
Enjoy living in college, this big thing he found yesterday was round and long,
kind of smelly like a soccer ball, or baby even.
Keep her happy for 48 hours, (and) [also] the baby cried for candy that was
spicy and very sweet according to her tounge [which was] used for collecting
more samples, which enhances recreational activities during practice on
monday evenings, running around naked in his house.
(Dang your fast, your just old, but better looking, you wish @ , the age of
50 whilst im only 15 and good looking Beat that, bed ridden always, im sexy
and amazing and every one loves me, high on crack (obviously) and this old
, ignored by old)
The man mentioned in the OP is my bestfriend and also my dress is stained red
like those in my closet that look awful to me and (rock roll animal)
(a mi no me gusta rock musica) potatoes and goats.
[PAGE 45] like llamas and french calendar cookies who enjoy a good cup of
my new senior member memberness.
(that's cheating dude, that's completley right)
Once upon a time there was ( i like desire, i like me, sense made none
mocking you are, forgive me peace, i love u 2,)
Old school stuff is just a joke today from a clown who's named Bozo,
or Mr.Pennywise who makes funny jokes of lemons out of his list of
victims and People magazine [whilst] sharpening his knife [and]
gutting [a] big deer, thinking about stuff [like] the new iphone 4
(random iphone reference??) that was trashed by a gnome.
"Drink more beer" "Out of rum?"
(needs some posting, stop double postingn stop stopping me, you old man, why
i oughta)
Why don't you run like hell outa this website and [then] rush back because of
ORUD.
(whoever that is??, this still going??, amazingly yes continue,Anyway
where were we?, playing this game [PAGE 50], an ORUD is
obessesive Rom updating dissorder, game in overtime , or rolling ur dum butt,
that 3 plus,learn to count,Going party now, well deserved Orb,
arriving from party, welcome back orb.)
Nite, work tomorow,dance all night sleep
all day, Now @ work, i saw something /"\ hahaha, very mature indeed, and sometimes
childish, with some new direction of thinking, whil task 29 phone, when your strange,
strange what galaxys???, thats goors lyrics,obscure reference now, Nonsense funny
thread,)
Miliz is old (why you little) but wise enough to fry squirrels and eat them and
[then give] (gave) them to my hackintosh.
(yo quireo un Hackintosh,) one fine day,( with old men, what the hell, just happened
here?,) withh all this, insane music playin whilst vigrously touching a bald eagle
on a tree branch eating raw monkey flesh till [THE] (he) (grammatical error above)
teacher flunkeed (you) [him] whilst drinking something he doesnt like [PAGE 55]
Reserved for more
One more here
And one more to be safe (almost 200 pages in 4 posts if its completed
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahhaahahahaaaaaaa
Well don Macarony!!! Keep it up
We can have a best seller with that story.
Mr. Clown said:
We can have a best seller with that story.
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We should make a book out of it....i would buy it
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pretty f'n' funny.
good day.
hehe yeah publish it nd call it the story of off topic XDA or somthing better starting to some more just got back in
Update now got to page 50 !!!!
bracket () = junk
not mentioning names but it's mostly OG (guests i think), M_T_M and simon_WM just metioning
and were at 1585 words it could almost be a book and 8793 letters
(that might be incorect becaue ive tried 3 they all give me dif results )
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page 55 is the page where i first come in to the three word story!!!!
lol of topic a sec but how did you change your name ??
MacaronyMax said:
lol of topic a sec but how did you change your name ??
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i contacted @mikechannon and asked him to do it for me!
Cool thanks
I came across SassiBob on the Girls of geek calender models page and...
1. SHE IS HOT
2. One of her hobbies is: Boob connoisseur???
3. Her turn-ons are: Men, women, furry things, nerds, blood, unicorns, trolls, memes, ice picks, google, broken things, snakes, warheads, tits!!!
WHAT!!!!!!!! never knew you were bi
girlsofgeek(dot)com/sassibob/
So hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!
Nice!!!
I was on my way to buy it... but after seeing the other girls, I wanted a sassibob calendar. Looks like I'm out of luck.
I prefer Seena. Not only does she like anime, manga and gaming, but she's also the overnight DJ on AMP Radio 97.1 in So Cal. That girl looks good in person.
sexxxxxxyy
thanks for your such nice sharing with us
creepy thread is creepy.
fwiw sassibob gets my vote outta the bunch and if you guys didnt already know she has her own thread and I think some other members posted pics in there for you guys to uh, enjoy?
HOT????
do you want to do something?
It's not creepy
Geeky Girls coming out! It's cool to see that there are geeky girls out there someone in the world.
There's some very interesting girls in there, with some very interesting hobbies
Don't get me wrong I wouldn't turn down a reach around from any of them
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LOL...I'll stick with the AVN girls!
Oh, oh! Geeky girls CAN be hot.
Geek is the new hot man, 4 sure.
Definitely need more girls to ditch the pink/fluffies and embrace the geek. Just not the sitting in front of a computer playing games and not showering part...
Nice one man!
imma go sleep, my hands are kind of tired
I gotta get me one of this!
Not fussy.. any will do