Are there any girls here? - Off-topic

hmm are there any girls into the stuff us guys are?

Quick answer? Um... no. lol. wtf eh? Maybe if they come out with an interchangeable faceplated HTC TyTN with 400 included selectable ringtones?

ThaiM said:
Quick answer? Um... no. lol. wtf eh? Maybe if they come out with an interchangeable faceplated HTC TyTN with 400 included selectable ringtones?
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Actually, yes there are. . . even without the interchangeable faceplates.

Mike, if you've met my friend Joannaex, you'll realise how true that is.
She kicks butt. Literally and metaphorically!
V

Curiosity?
vijay555 said:
Mike, if you've met my friend Joannaex, you'll realise how true that is.
She kicks butt. Literally and metaphorically!
V
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Are you a female Vijay?

Lol... I have been accused of being overly in touch with my feminine side, but no, I'm very much XY.
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vijay555 said:
Mike, if you've met my friend Joannaex, you'll realise how true that is.
She kicks butt. Literally and metaphorically!
V
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Yeah !!!! VJ your are total right

Yikes! enjoy mikechannon's post while you can.....
Nice knowing you btw Mike

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Actually, yes there are. . . even without the interchangeable faceplates.
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only 3????
Understandably, the HTC hacking WAF is very low.... I'm lucky to still be married

lol .. The Admin is pretty hot ...
Vijay, I kind of figured you swung that way .. but hey.. it's the 21st century, to each his own..

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only 3????
Understandably, the HTC hacking WAF is very low.... I'm lucky to still be married
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LOL!! I guess it's a good thing I'm not!! I have a feeling I'd be forced to choose between being married and my 8125. . . I'll leave it to you as to which would win. . .

argh.. dumb females...

After lurking for months, you've forced me to actually make a post
clairegrrl

this site deflects females.... on and offline
*goes to apologize to girlfriend*

Girl...no...I'm all woman. I have tweaked my pc, tweaked my wiz...when I get another gadget I'll tweak it too. Geeks come in all types...I happen to be a mother of twins...like my husband says...beauty AND brains...and I am a football junkie...JACKPOT...

I believe the real question here is: Are there any men with enough balls to handle women who frequent xda-devs.

The last guy with big balls who tried to take on JoannaEx:
I don't think this thread was intended to be sexist IIRC, but I think inevitably in a male dominated field like this, guys think they have the upper hand. I work as a lawyer, another male dominated field, but the smartest lawyers I ever met were women. I know many very highly skilled ladeez who share our passion for rom hacking and tweaking etc.
So IMHO it's best not to joke too loudly about geek girls - I don't think many men would take a knife to your gonads, but we know that women are mentally equipped in uterus for a pre-emptive de-gonadification. And buying all those handbags and shoes is a stronger motivator.
V
PS: I wish Flar looked like Angel Kitty. Yikes, we barely get any work done as it is...
PPS. Maybe we need an "Am I Hot Or Not" for geeks!

if there is women or girls her, they will not be ever from syria or any arabic country.
my girlfriend traveled this summer to turky, it is hard to find new one in Damascus, (adultfriend I mean), if there is one she is welcome to contact me
my post here for Flar, I wish she accept my apology and see my piano for her

i always saw the internet af being ageless genderless
those who dont suffer for it
http://cybercultures.edublogs.org/files/2007/04/cybersex.jpg
or
http://xark.typepad.com/my_weblog/images/santaporn2.jpg :O

My wife put her Motorola pink phone thing in the washing machine recently (no joke...), so as a temporary measure she used my old xda mini s....
I am glad to inform that she is in love with it! Certainly not using it to its full potential (and neither am I), however she's loves the layout, email, notes, the keyboard, and of course solitaire

Related

What a boring day today!!!

I just wanna share my feelings, how boring it is, when nothing is happening the whole day...
take care
buzz
Buzz, everything ok? :roll:
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Buzz, everything ok? :roll:
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Hi BGK ))
sure, thanx for asking... and you??
))
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Being bored I decided to check out what was happening on today's date 4 years ago and I found the above.
This can't be mere co-incidence surely, so the question is.. does anything actually happen on September 8th, or is this the most boring day of the year?
Please write your answers on a postcard and send them to anybody but me.
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Are they your children?
mikechannon said:
No, my son is never bored. I thinks it's the excitement of having me as his daddeeeee
Mike
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You must be proud of yourself then
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No, my son is never bored. I thinks it's the excitement of having me as his daddeeeee
Mike
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i'm available for adoption Mike.
Well being bored, for me, is better than siting myself from 8.15 to 15.00 at school and learning some stuff which I wouldnt need in my whole life !!!
like what the hell is past continuos or present continous (learning english in Latvia)!!! I can speak in english and write in it but now I even need to know some stuff which I dont need!!!
And Mr. Channon hits 3500 with that last one...
MODS!!! Edit this thread!!! That last post should have been placed under the jokes thread.
And I just hit 350...yep....I look at all the 349 other useless posts I have placed and came to one conclusion...all but 1 of them was useless.
I wonder when, oh when, I will ever reach the Mt. Olympus of Mr. Channon...I am, but a foot stool.

			
				
For me, there are five days boring in a week. I'm only alive on weekend and holiday. When can I retire?? Every day is boring!
Life is never boring traveling around the Universe!
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Life is never boring traveling around the Universe!
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Mus agree and secont this!!
No time to get bored!
Let´s enjoy life
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That's not the attitude boy!!
You spend far too much time on that computer of yours - and that XDA-Developers, is that some kind of pornographic site?
Well answer me boy!
Oh and I want that essay on "Why I should never split an infinitive" on my desk by 9.00 am prompt.
Mike
My boss once asked me to have my report on his desk by 7.30 am
.. stuff it I thought so I left a report that stated
"It's got four legs, one drawer and is made of wood."
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whats a infinitive teach????! an whats a porno????
ok im not that stupid im just bored - currently I have a history lesson! good that my school has wifi an i hav toich hd!!!!!!z
Boring day
hi,
buzz_lightyear
Moderator
Dont become bore. You have to go for the out side, long drive, go in restaurent, take the tour etc. Life is so much beautiful, you have to make the beautiful life. It is depend upon you. Then after you are getting the enjoy from the life and also from the work whatever you can do.
Best of luck.

Britain's Got Talent

Anybody else watch the show? I'm not British but after i saw Boyle's first performance, i started watching the show. I watched the performances on Youtube and became extremely addicted to it then found a live stream but i'm still upset that she didn't win. I thought Diversity was flat out amazing and their performace was jaw-dropping and much better to that of Flawless'.
Anybody else upset she didn't win?
well imo she wasnt that outstanding, she was a good singer i thoink the reason she was so well liked was because she looked like she did and the voice didnt match, in these shows i only watch the auditions anyway, just to watch to idiots
but two thing pissed me off this year
1, the young girl who sung alicia keys getting booted in the early stages
2 simon cowell whinging at the guy who played on a guitar that lit up, even though he got that queen song rather well
my coclusion its a fix and simon cowell is probably still breast fed
Boyle was just someone fugly who could sing nothing more. Diversity were something special though, they were perfectly in time and were literally flawless. If you watched her expression Boyle was happier thatr she didnt win because she felt she didnt deserve it...
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2 simon cowell whinging at the guy who played on a guitar that lit up, even though he got that queen song rather well
my coclusion its a fix and simon cowell is probably still breast fed
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Simon Cowell is a talentless bastard.
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Simon Cowell is a talentless bastard.
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LOL
(doh! the 10 chars limit)
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LOL
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Just found this.
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Just found this.
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that kid reminds me of someone....
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that kid reminds me of someone....
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I'm not afraid of owls!
And where's mike when you need inappropriate images?
Simon Cowell is a multi..multi..millionaire " talentless bastard "
And is " breast fed " by her.
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What are we doing wrong ?
you think britain's got talent?? check out this
Pakistan Got Talent
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TWf7IeAas0
Mike is the X factor!!!!​
sorry about the blatant image shoddiness im geting used to gimp
I thought Susan was going to win, but there were a few things that hurt her chances. Personally, I didn't think her semi-final performance was that great, and she had some incident where she threatened to leave the show.
I thought the little girl Holly who started crying was BS. And was surprised Simon allowed her to go again, the guy who sang high, Greg, should have one that, but that's me I guess.
For the finals, Diversity's performance was probably the best dance routine I've ever seen, the guy who came up with that is a genius.
But I have to say Stavros Flatley was probably my favorite though.
tabloids dont report a lot
The Diversity's performance was a stunning dance routine! They deserved to win...
Completely agree Mike. I thought that he prelim (first act) was what got her to the finals, not so much her semi-finals performance. Not sure what went behind the scenese and with all these headlines about her "Boyling" over, but she seemed like a confident naive woman. Sucks that she's in a clinic so shortly after her performance :|.

Apartment Pets

I'm thinking of getting a pet for my apartment, but I'm not sure what to get - I don't want a Dog or Cat because I wont be there most of the day as this will be unfair but i'm open for suggestions.
Get a golden fish
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Get a golden fish
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I've had fish before (bad experience), but I was thinking something unusual
I recomend you
A URON!!!!!
see this vid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BHQ_IyObUo
are nice pets, funny and dont need anykind of special and large bed... they only needs a basket hanging on the wall or hanging from the top but with a rope to the floor.
dont eats too much and are clean!... a lil expensive... less than a finest dog.
well,
i suggest you get a sheep, quite unusual, but i like sheep a lot.
Hamster low maintenance or even better a tamagotchi
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or even better a tamagotchi
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Lol!!
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well,
i suggest you get a sheep, quite unusual, but i like sheep a lot.
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HAHAHAHA a sheep!!!???
I think its better to have sheeps as chairs... not as pets in a tiny appartment.
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snakes or lizards are reptiles
unusual aswell
and remember cats are self sufficient, theyll pretty much look after themselves
what happened to ur fish did she split and take u for half
well im in a 2 bedroom apt with my girl and our 3 yr old daughter
we have a hamster and a fish tank with some fresh water fish.
Very low maintenance and very inexpensive to keep up with, especially the hamster.
Get a canary. Nothing beats that (except a cat, but you don't want one lol).
Get a girl friend But be ready to spend big bucks
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Get a girl friend But be ready to spend big bucks
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Already did that, but my wife said we couldn't keep it.
Get a raccoon or better yet a skunk
Your never going to be facing any problems with thieves breaking into your apartment
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Get a girl friend But be ready to spend big bucks
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got a fience, and she is very high maintenance ha ha
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what happened to ur fish did she split and take u for half
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Ha Ha - no the tank split and flooded my room, parents wern't happy
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Already did that, but my wife said we couldn't keep it.
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LOL
What about a parrot?
denco7 said:
already did that, but my wife said we couldn't keep it. :d
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fracking rofl
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Already did that, but my wife said we couldn't keep it.
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NO WAY!!! =p
LOL​
you dont want a pet piss on your car!! like this xtrange cute little pusycat
"URON" and other weasel types smell a lot at least if they're male
my brother had one my gf could not even enter his flat because of the sickly sweet smell it had
a CHINCHILLA could work as they are night animals so it's best for them to sleep during the day and when you're away at that point you can hang and chill in the evening
they do have pretty strict diets though
Get a tortoise!
Low maintenance, and just awesome!
(BTW, that's the family tortoise, not just some random one)

Tell your XDA FML stories

this is a thread for people to tell their FML stories on xda. mainly dealing with the phone, but some off topic stuff is welcome.
tell your stories. come on. tell us your flashing,failure,developing, etc fmls.
Haha, nice thread.
Moving to Off-Topic.
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Haha, nice thread.
Moving to Off-Topic.
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yea i didnt know where to post. i think it be great to know ppl FML stories that deals with XDA and aww i really wanted to know stories about the DREAM =(
http://www.google.com/search?&q=define:fml
please help I'm desperate!
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this is a thread for people to tell their FML stories on xda. mainly dealing with the phone, but some off topic stuff is welcome.
tell your stories. come on. tell us your flashing,failure,developing, etc fmls.
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If you think we all are native english speakers and are familiar with all the terms, you are wrong!
Please explain for all the world what is FML, and then perhaps we all can start telling our stories!
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If you think we all are native english speakers and are familiar with all the terms, you are wrong!
Please explain for all the world what is FML, and then perhaps we all can start telling our stories!
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**** My Life.
http://www.fmylife.com
Lol!!
Thank you
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If you think we all are native english speakers and are familiar with all the terms, you are wrong!
Please explain for all the world what is FML, and then perhaps we all can start telling our stories!
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FML is just just a term meaning ****mylife. mainly you tell your stories thats r either funny,weird, or just messed up and end it with FML.
this was suppose to be for dream forum only but it got moved to off-topic
Today, I had to buy another pair of 'fat jeans', because my old 'fat jeans' became my new 'skinny jeans'. FML........
Well the Xperia X1a got me in debt. FML
FML:
How many pockets does the average person have? Well i know i always have loadz and the phone could be in a multitude of pockets but generally in my chest pocket next to my heart, anyway so i'm out in town with my tusty Nokia Ringo "yes i feel old" feeling the ol bladder kicking in decided i have to go to them horrible town toilets "we all know what they like" anyway sprinklin away finish and force of habbit flush the toilet only to hear a splash very similar to taking a dump, look down and oh my god the Ringo is drinking toilet water "well i'd have love to have left it" but just purchased so had to get it you can imagine whats going through my mind? @ least i flushed before lol so i get it out and put under the hair dryer think i must have spent a good hour, didn't turn the phone on for about 3 days, to my suprise when turned on it worked, only for me to be moving away about 6 weeks later for work to get to my destination and find i'm in a city with no working mobile and no explanantion as to why it didn't work? Untill phone the x and find out that orange juice was the culprit "never spent so much money on payphones" but alls good many years later i have a Tilt and am happy
Sorry for such a long story but you aked for it "just hope it fits the crita"
Lol!!
Something similar happened to me a while ago with my motorola star tac...
I was having it on my shirt pocket, went to the bathroom and suddenly my star tac was swimming on the WC together with all nasty fluids there!
I flushed first then took it off and of course it was dead...
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Lol!!
Something similar happened to me a while ago with my motorola star tac...
I was having it on my shirt pocket, went to the bathroom and suddenly my star tac was swimming on the WC together with all nasty fluids there!
I flushed first then took it off and of course it was dead...
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Just wasn't a Nokia was it? ahhhhhh and the Ringo was an all in one unit couldn't even take the battery out often compared to a brick
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Lol!
I remember those ones were very expensive on it´s time
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Lol!
I remember those ones were very expensive on it´s time
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Yep i remeber was my first real job working as a trainee mechanic and being fleased by a new phone, got it from a shop called Tandy to which i'm pretty sure no longer exists as outlets "shops" anymore?
They no longer work as was on the analog network and had *# commands to do anything
I'm not sure but also think they were the first ever pay and go phone?

what you want most in your girl friend ?

Every body in this world want to have some qualities in their girl friend..but out of these qualities, there is one thing that you desire the most in your GF ..I just started this thread to know different desires of men so not to delay...get start and share only one desire you want most in your love one in very few words
So I am sharing mine, i love to see cut short her hair upto her shoulders
Honesty
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The ability to think for herself.
Well, if she got along with my wife, that would definitely be a plus. :good:
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Well, if she got along with my wife, that would definitely be a plus. :good:
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^^This....his wife is a great judge of character!
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Well, if she got along with my wife, that would definitely be a plus. :good:
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Good thinking, but ultimately it would be 'minus' for you in the end of day.....may be when one of them came to know that the other is your wife and another came to know that other is your GF
Honestly, just as long as she doesn't NAG.
A pulse.
Integrity, charisma, intelligent, legs, breast, and ass
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A couple posts removed. Asking how to hack or spy on someone is not a topic for XDA.
:good:
Being sweet, good listener, pretty and good hearted
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Every body in this world want to have some qualities in their girl friend..but out of these qualities, there is one thing that you desire the most in your GF ..I just started this thread to know different desires of men so not to delay...get start and share only one desire you want most in your love one in very few words
So I am sharing mine, i love to see cut short her hair upto her shoulders
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I love seeing your GF hair short also, kddding
What I want most in a GF, not to know my wife. Believe me it happens...
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#truestory
attention, love and loyalty
Probably first of all,
being a fair and equal person,
seriously, cannot stand on girls that are selfish or mean...
Then comes the rest, such as a lovely face or decent boobs
I wished if my girlfriend could be a person that embraces equality, but seems like she isn't.
She would choose her favorite thing, instead of me. Let's say she loves her job but it is as risky as James Bond, but I don't allow her to do it, she would probably say 'let's break up cuz you don't let me do it'. Well the reality is a more selfish one, but meh.
Embracing equality is a must I think.
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Embracing reality is a must I think.
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If she is as you said,
you should move on and look for someone else bud,
not easy, I understand, but you should...
to be real
The most important are wise and clever, if I have one.
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The most important are wise and clever, if I have one.
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Are you sure?
Would you date a chick that is working at CERN or something similar?
Being too clever may be misleading in a fair relationship for me...
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Are you sure?
Would you date a chick that is working at CERN or something similar?
Being too clever may be misleading in a fair relationship for me...
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I'm sure.
I would (not a chick, but a woman).
But what i mean by clever is a clever person who can figure out almost any situation, so she can solve most of the problem comes her way.

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