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Are there any girls here?

hmm are there any girls into the stuff us guys are?

Quick answer? Um... no. lol. wtf eh? Maybe if they come out with an interchangeable faceplated HTC TyTN with 400 included selectable ringtones?

ThaiM said:
Quick answer? Um... no. lol. wtf eh? Maybe if they come out with an interchangeable faceplated HTC TyTN with 400 included selectable ringtones?
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Actually, yes there are. . . even without the interchangeable faceplates.

Mike, if you've met my friend Joannaex, you'll realise how true that is.
She kicks butt. Literally and metaphorically!
V

Curiosity?
vijay555 said:
Mike, if you've met my friend Joannaex, you'll realise how true that is.
She kicks butt. Literally and metaphorically!
V
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Are you a female Vijay?

Lol... I have been accused of being overly in touch with my feminine side, but no, I'm very much XY.
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vijay555 said:
Mike, if you've met my friend Joannaex, you'll realise how true that is.
She kicks butt. Literally and metaphorically!
V
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Yeah !!!! VJ your are total right

Yikes! enjoy mikechannon's post while you can.....
Nice knowing you btw Mike

newbie2 said:
Actually, yes there are. . . even without the interchangeable faceplates.
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only 3????
Understandably, the HTC hacking WAF is very low.... I'm lucky to still be married

lol .. The Admin is pretty hot ...
Vijay, I kind of figured you swung that way .. but hey.. it's the 21st century, to each his own..

Sleuth255 said:
only 3????
Understandably, the HTC hacking WAF is very low.... I'm lucky to still be married
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LOL!! I guess it's a good thing I'm not!! I have a feeling I'd be forced to choose between being married and my 8125. . . I'll leave it to you as to which would win. . .

argh.. dumb females...

After lurking for months, you've forced me to actually make a post
clairegrrl

this site deflects females.... on and offline
*goes to apologize to girlfriend*

Girl...no...I'm all woman. I have tweaked my pc, tweaked my wiz...when I get another gadget I'll tweak it too. Geeks come in all types...I happen to be a mother of twins...like my husband says...beauty AND brains...and I am a football junkie...JACKPOT...

I believe the real question here is: Are there any men with enough balls to handle women who frequent xda-devs.

The last guy with big balls who tried to take on JoannaEx:
I don't think this thread was intended to be sexist IIRC, but I think inevitably in a male dominated field like this, guys think they have the upper hand. I work as a lawyer, another male dominated field, but the smartest lawyers I ever met were women. I know many very highly skilled ladeez who share our passion for rom hacking and tweaking etc.
So IMHO it's best not to joke too loudly about geek girls - I don't think many men would take a knife to your gonads, but we know that women are mentally equipped in uterus for a pre-emptive de-gonadification. And buying all those handbags and shoes is a stronger motivator.
V
PS: I wish Flar looked like Angel Kitty. Yikes, we barely get any work done as it is...
PPS. Maybe we need an "Am I Hot Or Not" for geeks!

if there is women or girls her, they will not be ever from syria or any arabic country.
my girlfriend traveled this summer to turky, it is hard to find new one in Damascus, (adultfriend I mean), if there is one she is welcome to contact me
my post here for Flar, I wish she accept my apology and see my piano for her

i always saw the internet af being ageless genderless
those who dont suffer for it
http://cybercultures.edublogs.org/files/2007/04/cybersex.jpg
or
http://xark.typepad.com/my_weblog/images/santaporn2.jpg :O

My wife put her Motorola pink phone thing in the washing machine recently (no joke...), so as a temporary measure she used my old xda mini s....
I am glad to inform that she is in love with it! Certainly not using it to its full potential (and neither am I), however she's loves the layout, email, notes, the keyboard, and of course solitaire

Cheer me up?

http://bit.ly/9qn3wt

Well at least you live in the "north" (american dream) . Dude....not that I don't like my country...but believe me you are living in a paradise...here things are tough (poverty, crime, political situation, unemployment). Thank God I'm ok with my family.
Enjoy you family, try to make your time fun even if you don't like.
(That cheer you up a little??)...LoL...

What else do you need to get cheered up than a Clown and Mr. Burns posting messages to make you smile?

Dude Canada is awesome to where i live so you can be happy knowing i live in a grubby little town in the UK that stinks of fish

I live in California. Does that cheer you up or make you feel worse? Depending on how you take that it can do either.

JAguirre1231 said:
I live in California. Does that cheer you up or make you feel worse? Depending on how you take that it can do either.
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I'm sorry Mr Clown =[ Idk what to say other then you spanked me into my place loll...
Yeah M_T_M it does make me a little grateful.
Idk man. Canada's just... it's cuz I've been here a lot and it gets old. Going to stinky fish town for one would be better then going to Canada a kajillion times. Their meat at McDonald's is real... (ew.)
JAguirre1231... you said that on Twitter.
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G1BRICKED said:
I'm sorry Mr Clown =[ Idk what to say other then you spanked me into my place loll...
Yeah M_T_M it does make me a little grateful.
Idk man. Canada's just... it's cuz I've been here a lot and it gets old. Going to stinky fish town for one would be better then going to Canada a kajillion times. Their meat at McDonald's is real... (ew.)
JAguirre1231... you said that on Twitter.
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And you said all of this on Twitter. Didn't stop you from saying it twice ,didn't stop me from answering twice.

You made your choice live with it. you want sympathy cause you are going on holiday? pffffffffffffffffffffffft. you poor thing. look on the internet and look for fun stuff to do in canada instead of whinging.

atleast your getting a holiday and its not like a bad place....there are worse things in life trust me...i have bigger problems than but if i cry about it i may never get over them just try to be happy with what you got and think atleast your getting a vacation...what about the ppl that cant afford one?

I live in South Florida.... It's usually 100 degrees for the biggest part of the day..... I'd much rather be in Canada right now.....

hungry81 said:
You made your choice live with it. you want sympathy cause you are going on holiday? pffffffffffffffffffffffft. you poor thing. look on the internet and look for fun stuff to do in canada instead of whinging.
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Diamond_dawg said:
atleast your getting a holiday and its not like a bad place....there are worse things in life trust me...i have bigger problems than but if i cry about it i may never get over them just try to be happy with what you got and think atleast your getting a vacation...what about the ppl that cant afford one?
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WOW!! Flamed like a marshmallow!!

Alright people! Gosh... I'm sorry! Wanna make this a Thread for venting?
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M_T_M said:
WOW!! Flamed like a marshmallow!!
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LoL...yes...fried like a chicken...
And it's supposed that this thread will cheer him up huh.....

Sorry G1...I hope you feel better

On the plus side you will get good old Canadian Bacons, and maybe you would get to eat a beaver's tail (It's not what you think it is).

Drinking age is 18 in Alberta, Manitoba and Quebec and 19 in British Columbia, Saskatchewan, Ontario, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, Prince Edward Island, Newfoundland and Labrador, Yukon, Northwest Territories and Nunavut.
good day.

I'm 14.
To you to sir.

G1BRICKED said:
Alright people! Gosh... I'm sorry! Wanna make this a Thread for venting?
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when you created the thread you wanted to be cheered. i dont see anything wrong in that but when you post something like most ppl see it as if you want sympathy so therefore you may find some flaming

G1BRICKED said:
I'm 14.
To you to sir.
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If that is the case there should be no cheering up that is needed. Wow times have really changed. I had to think back to when I was 14 (If what you say is true) but.
1988
1. My Atari 2600 was being hammered on a daily basis (still own and works)
2. Cell phones just made calls. And usually could not even fit in the glove box of a car.
3. Michael Jackson was really black.
4. I had no bills.
5. Food was always in the fridge.
6. I did what I was told. 14 year old kids didn't have a voice back then.
7. I got my very own stereo cassette player.
8. I didn't have to work.
9. The world felt like a better place.
10. Gameboy was the hot news before its 1989 release.
Hows aboot you just enjoy your youth and the Canadian air.
have a good trip.
good day

Funniest Thread you ever read on Any Forum

Hi guys,
i was actually looking for iphone 4 battery capacity and options available but in search i found this and couldn't help myself cracking up.
https://discussions.apple.com/thread/2782785?start=0&tstart=0
and the best thing is no one knows the answer (No Offense).
Share your funniest thread here.
Lets have some laughing dose

This topped the list of funniest threads you've EVER read? The iOS update causing battery drain?...
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Well, i only read the first page so maybe i'm missing something, but that sounds just like a thousand other threads i've read discussing various Android devices suffering from battery drain.
Now me, i have my own thoughts on that which i won't go into, but what i take from this is that everybody can encounter issues with modern tech, no matter what the brand.
What amuses me is my landlord, who is a complete novice with all things tech, just got himself a nice new, shiny iphone 4. I don't think he'll ever get to know it well enough to get to the stage where he actually downloads an app from the market even, but he is enjoying playing with it. Whether it's because IOS isn't up to par, or whether it's his knowledge that isn't, he does seem to encounter a lot of what sound like bugs to me.
That's reason enough for me to stick with Android, but what do i know? I've never even held an iphone before last week! Each to their own.*
*Tell me when i've derailed the thread and i'll stop talking...

DirkGently1 said:
*Tell me when i've derailed the thread and i'll stop talking...
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Mission accomplished!
Have a cookie.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.......

No i didn't mean to offense anyone. If you go through all the pages until the last page.
No solution for anyone. Especially last page is funnier check it. for example.
neeraj_96
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Re: iPhone 4 - ios 4.3 - Battery Drain
Jul 14, 2011 7:43 PM (in response to Lawrence Finch)
I've tried em and it significantly increases my battery life.
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Re: iPhone 4 - ios 4.3 - Battery Drain
Jul 15, 2011 10:02 AM (in response to Lawrence Finch)
I agree, we can turn off everything, hey, we can shut off the iPhone completely and only turn it on in emergencies, that would save a lot of battery power.
Shutting off 3G may work for most of the World, but for us in North America, in many places 3G is the cell sevice we get. No GSM.
Shutting off all of Wifi, B-t, etc is akin to buying a Lamborghini and then granny-driving it to save fuel.
source https://discussions.apple.com/thread/2782785?start=165&tstart=0

Ahahahaha, that is by far the funniest thread I have ever read
Spend some more time in the ot section here, then you will change your mind
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I guess I'm missing something, or getting old.
It just sounds like 1 in 10 threads in the GS2 forum.

johncmolyneux said:
I guess I'm missing something, or getting old.
It just sounds like 1 in 10 threads in the GS2 forum.
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...getting old?

DirkGently1 said:
...getting old?
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Just because I remember when dinosaurs roamed the earth, doesn't make me the oldest here!

johncmolyneux said:
Just because I remember when dinosaurs roamed the earth, doesn't make me the oldest here!
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Nah, that honour belongs to M_T_M. This is how he looked before modern medicine turned him into the disco dancing, gun totin', gangster we all know and love today!
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omg, incedible...

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That is quite possibly the most perversely funny thing anybody has ever said on the internet. I never fail to laugh and then i always feel bad for doing so!

DirkGently1 said:
That is quite possibly the most perversely funny thing anybody has ever said on the internet. I never fail to laugh and then i always feel bad for doing so!
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I know! I think if I'd made the first post and someone replied with that, I'd burst out laughing though

Ranting Thread.

Ranting Thread..
Rules
-Keep It Clean
-If Posting Pictures No Nude/Pornographic
-No Profanity
-Don't take anything personally

Why isn't this woman in my bed yet?!
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-My life is a shooting range, people never change-

Sigh...I am pretty sure we have one of these somewhere...

TheRomMistress said:
Sigh...I am pretty sure we have one of these somewhere...
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Ohh yes, I think our king offtopic thread maker (Dirkgently) already opened 1.

Since no one is ranting....I hate how noobs start pointless repeat threads.
/rant.

watt9493 said:
Why isn't this woman in my bed yet?!
-My life is a shooting range, people never change-
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I'll send her right over!
For the record, i've never started a ranting thread. I just usually rant all over everyone else's threads!

DirkGently said:
I'll send her right over!
For the record, i've never started a trolling thread. I just usually troll all over everyone else's threads!
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FTFY

xda y u acting weird today?
there are other rant threads too...wher do i post nao???

Rant- I seriously hope that the people who tailgate motorcycles all total their cars by crashing into poles and hurting no one other than themselves. Not hurting them seriously mind you, just a few bumps and bruises so they learn not to tailgate bikes.

Why is there not some kind of shocking device implanted into cell phones to shock people every time they say something stupid? There is a mic there and speech recognition is sophisticated enough to recognize stupidity so where are the stupid-shockers?

063_XOBX said:
Why is there not some kind of shocking device implanted into cell phones to shock people every time they say something stupid? There is a mic there and speech recognition is sophisticated enough to recognize stupidity so where are the stupid-shockers?
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Better idea, make stupid shock collars. Whenever someone spews stupidity the collar will shock them.

StormMcCloud said:
Better idea, make stupid shock collars. Whenever someone spews stupidity the collar will shock them.
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This reminds me of that South Park episode where Cartman gets the shock collar for swearing too much.

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This reminds me of that South Park episode where Cartman gets the shock collar for swearing too much.
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South Park is oddly insightful in a says what everyone thinks but doesn't say kind of way. So obviously we need shock collars in child sizes too.

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This reminds me of that South Park episode where Cartman gets the shock collar for swearing too much.
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Hahaha you mean the V-Chip that they implanted in his head. Yeah basically the same concept.

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South Park is oddly insightful in a says what everyone thinks but doesn't say kind of way. So obviously we need shock collars in child sizes too.
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Hahaha you mean the V-Chip that they implanted in his head. Yeah basically the same concept.
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Yeah that's the one. I saw it a long time ago.

So, I had a local deal in trading my HTC Rezound for a Razr Maxx. We kept in contact via text. The trade was my Rezound for the Maxx. Then I was asked what accessories it came with, so I told them it came with screen protector , and they asked, "if you get an extended battery, you got a deal ."
So I said ok to getting the extended battery and ordered it the same day. Took about 4days to get to my house. I contact the person saying I received the extended battery and asked when we could meet. We agreed on the upcoming Saturday. Saturday comes, and the person asks if we can meet around noon , I said ok.
About 15mins later I receive a text saying the deal is canceled as the person is giving it to their father. So I say ok. I check Craigslist about 20 mins later and find the same person selling it. I emailed the person asking for a trade to make sure it was them. Same email, same location, and same number. My conclusion, I was lied to.
I don't have a problem if they decide not to do the trade, but don't say you're gonna do the trade, have me buy an expensive item, then lie to me about not wanting to the trade by saying you're giving it to your dad. Just don't blatantly lie to me that you're nit interested in the trade. The fact that they lied is more of why I'm pissed.
Was I wrong to be too trusting? Maybe.
Anyways, thanks for reading 

My head hurts. I need a drink......and maybe a wall to bash my head against.
Driver A is given job to pick up locally and take Customer B to EWR (Newark/Liberty International Airport for you taxi n00bs  ).
Fifteen minutes later said customer calls and politely asks if they missed the cab or if he's stuck in traffic.....I call the driver on the radio and ask for an ETA to the pickup.... THE DRIVER TELLS ME HE'S ON THE WAY TO EWR!!
REALLY?!!?
Where's your customer you ****tard?
DAMMIT!
//END RANT
Sorry.
One X running Viper ROM and Faux kernel....

[rant]I was nearly finished rewriting a large section of my guide here and my f*cking computer overheated and shut down. Lost everything I had just written and need to redo it all again... :crying: [/rant]

A 142 MEG ROM WAS DOWNLOADING AND INTERNET SPEEDS MADE IT GO FOR 2 HOURS AND AT 99% IT STOPPED AND SAID DOWNLOAD UNSUCCESSFUL PLEASE TRY AGAIN, CANNOT RESUME. CANT RESUME MY A$$!!!!
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Guyz sum n00b jus didn search! I so angree ??
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I graduated.......(Remembering the last 5 years)

What's up guyzzzzz, Alan Urista here, hopefully some of you remember me.
Anyways I finally graduated on June, which is crazy since I remember starting XDA when I was a 7th grader in Junior High (I was barely 13, now I'm 18!)
So I'm going to college but I have no Idea what to Major in.
I'm freaking out now LOL.
Like I wanna be a YouTuber and as well as compete in American Ninja Warrior.....but that's until I'm 21....so for now I have no idea what to do with my life other than college lol.
Oh...I got a job last year at Baskin Robbins ! So that's good
Also got my license last year as well!
Well just wanted to stop by and say HI! To my old off topic buds
And to those that remember.....I never got to date Sarah, never had the guts to talk to her again. And it's too late as she has already left to college.
I remember I made useless threads here and they never got closed.
But over these couple of years OT moderators are a bit more uptight lol.
So let's see how long this thread lasts.
Here are some of my Memorable Threads
How To Get A Girl to Like Me?
I got a Girl to LIKE ME!!!
Bashing the HTC G1 devs back in 2009
Who Wants to be MY New Friend!?
So the Llama War Begins!
No Girls in OT?!!?!?
BOIL ON MY BUTT!!!
Where's the Purple Drama Llama!?
How Can I get her to accept my request!?
Almost got killed

Make Youtube and american ninja a hobby. Focus on college generals and they will lead you to something you like.

VeryCoolAlan said:
What's up guyzzzzz, Alan Urista here, hopefully some of you remember me.
Anyways I finally graduated on June, which is crazy since I remember starting XDA when I was a 7th grader in Junior High (I was barely 13, now I'm 18!)
So I'm going to college but I have no Idea what to Major in.
I'm freaking out now LOL.
Like I wanna be a YouTuber and as well as compete in American Ninja Warrior.....but that's until I'm 21....so for now I have no idea what to do with my life other than college lol.
Oh...I got a job last year at Baskin Robbins ! So that's good
Also got my license last year as well!
Well just wanted to stop by and say HI! To my old off topic buds
And to those that remember.....I never got to date Sarah, never had the guts to talk to her again. And it's too late as she has already left to college.
I remember I made useless threads here and they never got closed.
But over these couple of years OT moderators are a bit more uptight lol.
So let's see how long this thread lasts.
Here are some of my Memorable Threads
How To Get A Girl to Like Me?
I got a Girl to LIKE ME!!!
Bashing the HTC G1 devs back in 2009
Who Wants to be MY New Friend!?
So the Llama War Begins!
No Girls in OT?!!?!?
BOIL ON MY BUTT!!!
Where's the Purple Drama Llama!?
How Can I get her to accept my request!?
Almost got killed
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So..... I finally see why you're "Very Cool Alan". Heard stories from you but I see now. The last thread tho...
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So..... I finally see why you're "Very Cool Alan". Heard stories from you but I see now. The last thread tho...
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yea,
****'s cray

You should make YouTube a hobby, let it start off. Focus on college as well.
Try different things and see what satisfies you the most, welcome back to xda. Even though I have never seen you here before as you've been here longer than me.
All the best with life mate!

If you're serious about youtube, perhaps media studies is a direction you might want to consider?
Welcome back!

ShadowLea said:
If you're serious about youtube, perhaps media studies is a direction you might want to consider?
Welcome back!
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Yea was considering doing that.

VeryCoolAlan said:
Yea was considering doing that.
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MFW I see you now compared to when you were a no0bish troll (you are still a trol but a professional troll now :silly: )
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Carry on with your dreams, Alan always considering the reality of your present :highfive:

@VeryCoolAlan i never saw you on XDA but that's because i'm here for 1 year
Nice to meet you and i hope to see you often in OT to have a nice talk!
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Alan the guy that made my day by making hilarious threads! Glad to see you back.