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Tell your XDA FML stories

this is a thread for people to tell their FML stories on xda. mainly dealing with the phone, but some off topic stuff is welcome.
tell your stories. come on. tell us your flashing,failure,developing, etc fmls.

Haha, nice thread.
Moving to Off-Topic.

kareeem said:
Haha, nice thread.
Moving to Off-Topic.
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yea i didnt know where to post. i think it be great to know ppl FML stories that deals with XDA and aww i really wanted to know stories about the DREAM =(

http://www.google.com/search?&q=define:fml
please help I'm desperate!

brian_v3ntura said:
this is a thread for people to tell their FML stories on xda. mainly dealing with the phone, but some off topic stuff is welcome.
tell your stories. come on. tell us your flashing,failure,developing, etc fmls.
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If you think we all are native english speakers and are familiar with all the terms, you are wrong!
Please explain for all the world what is FML, and then perhaps we all can start telling our stories!

orb3000 said:
If you think we all are native english speakers and are familiar with all the terms, you are wrong!
Please explain for all the world what is FML, and then perhaps we all can start telling our stories!
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**** My Life.
http://www.fmylife.com

Lol!!
Thank you

orb3000 said:
If you think we all are native english speakers and are familiar with all the terms, you are wrong!
Please explain for all the world what is FML, and then perhaps we all can start telling our stories!
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FML is just just a term meaning ****mylife. mainly you tell your stories thats r either funny,weird, or just messed up and end it with FML.
this was suppose to be for dream forum only but it got moved to off-topic

Today, I had to buy another pair of 'fat jeans', because my old 'fat jeans' became my new 'skinny jeans'. FML........
Well the Xperia X1a got me in debt. FML

FML:
How many pockets does the average person have? Well i know i always have loadz and the phone could be in a multitude of pockets but generally in my chest pocket next to my heart, anyway so i'm out in town with my tusty Nokia Ringo "yes i feel old" feeling the ol bladder kicking in decided i have to go to them horrible town toilets "we all know what they like" anyway sprinklin away finish and force of habbit flush the toilet only to hear a splash very similar to taking a dump, look down and oh my god the Ringo is drinking toilet water "well i'd have love to have left it" but just purchased so had to get it you can imagine whats going through my mind? @ least i flushed before lol so i get it out and put under the hair dryer think i must have spent a good hour, didn't turn the phone on for about 3 days, to my suprise when turned on it worked, only for me to be moving away about 6 weeks later for work to get to my destination and find i'm in a city with no working mobile and no explanantion as to why it didn't work? Untill phone the x and find out that orange juice was the culprit "never spent so much money on payphones" but alls good many years later i have a Tilt and am happy
Sorry for such a long story but you aked for it "just hope it fits the crita"

Lol!!
Something similar happened to me a while ago with my motorola star tac...
I was having it on my shirt pocket, went to the bathroom and suddenly my star tac was swimming on the WC together with all nasty fluids there!
I flushed first then took it off and of course it was dead...

orb3000 said:
Lol!!
Something similar happened to me a while ago with my motorola star tac...
I was having it on my shirt pocket, went to the bathroom and suddenly my star tac was swimming on the WC together with all nasty fluids there!
I flushed first then took it off and of course it was dead...
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Just wasn't a Nokia was it? ahhhhhh and the Ringo was an all in one unit couldn't even take the battery out often compared to a brick
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Lol!
I remember those ones were very expensive on it´s time

orb3000 said:
Lol!
I remember those ones were very expensive on it´s time
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Yep i remeber was my first real job working as a trainee mechanic and being fleased by a new phone, got it from a shop called Tandy to which i'm pretty sure no longer exists as outlets "shops" anymore?
They no longer work as was on the analog network and had *# commands to do anything
I'm not sure but also think they were the first ever pay and go phone?

False alarm guyz, the worlds still here. kekeke

Its may 21st here in Australia and its actually a really nice bright sunny day!
Did any of you truly believe the world would end today?

It's not saturday here yet

Hey people are charging religious folks to mind their pets during this Armageddon. 6 pets @ $100 p/pet make sense to me. People's entitled to their beliefs etc.. shouldn't integration with business still go on, just because the world is ending? fits well with book publication (Bible) so..
For the record, the world ends for thousands and starts for many more, every day of the week ;-) funny people..
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natious said:
Its may 21st here in Australia and its actually a really nice bright sunny day!
Did any of you truly believe the world would end today?
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Your silly we all know the bible
Is based in america!! XD
I use swype so expect bad grammar and errors

It's not the end of the world, it's Rapture, where every true God believer goes into heaven.
ROFLMAAAAAAAAAAAAO

Supposed to have storms tomorrow, *hohum* hope its not God's wrath...

The world doesn't end until Oct 21st.
Today is the rapture, when the righteous are saved. Apparently there'll be 3,000,000 saved. Seems a little high to me as most people on earth are douchebags, lets be honest.....
Sent From Heaven Via The Grace Of God.........

Not much rapturing going on around here! If you're still left standing it must mean that you haven't been good. Time to buck up your ideas if you don't want to miss out next time around
Of course, if anyone around you is being raptured as we speak you should give the rest of us a heads-up! Try and get pictures.

conantroutman said:
The world doesn't end until Oct 21st.
Today is the rapture, when the righteous are saved. Apparently there'll be 3,000,000 saved. Seems a little high to me as most people on earth are douchebags, lets be honest.....
Sent From Heaven Via The Grace Of God.........
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How come you are online? I thought you of all people would be picked up in the rapture
I keed I keed haha
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-

twitch153 said:
How come you are online? I thought you of all people would be picked up in the rapture
I keed I keed haha
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
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Seems you missed my mobile sig in that post ............
Even heaven has teh interwebz......
Nah, I kid, ill be joining the rest of you in android hell.....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face......

conantroutman said:
Seems you missed my mobile sig in that post ............
Even heaven has teh interwebz......
Nah, I kid, ill be joining the rest of you in android hell.....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face......
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Yeah, I prefer when my messages are sent from your fingers to my face anyways
Heaven can't have webz! That's a lie! The internet is really, really great, FOR PORN! So that all in it's self makes your statement void! BUT I will not stop there! The internet also corrupts and teaches people....it's a double edged blade
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-

Perhaps we were all uploaded to the matrix while we were sleeping. How would we know?
Anyone seen any menacing looking guys in dark suits and sunglasses?

Well we could always try and do some real time coding and see if we can spawn random objects of our choice
I'm spawning a new phone, moar phones! AND WEAPONS! MWAHAHAHAHA!
But...I haven't seen the men in suits yet...
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-

twitch153 said:
Yeah, I prefer when my messages are sent from your fingers to my face anyways
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your not hitting on me are you??
twitch153 said:
Heaven can't have webz! That's a lie! The internet is really, really great, FOR PORN! So that all in it's self makes your statement void! BUT I will not stop there! The internet also corrupts and teaches people....it's a double edged blade
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Also, this........
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conantroutman said:
your not hitting on me are you??
Also, this........
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Never would I haha
But that's not you...so the argument remains valid until I see an actual GB necklace. But I'm going to sleep...
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-

twitch153 said:
But that's not you...
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Prove it......

conantroutman said:
Prove it......
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Is it you? If the answer is no, that's my proof haha
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-

Well, we are going to be less people in the World now as there are plenty of those believers. I don't say that it's wrong, but how many times have they told us the World is going to end and Jesus returns ?

Im fixin my laptop

SuperDeform said:
Im fixin my laptop
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Before the rapture?? Good thinking....
I should probably get round to painting the spare room, I'd hate to be called up to heaven and have to dwell on the fact that I didnt do it for all eternity.....

Ranting Thread.

Ranting Thread..
Rules
-Keep It Clean
-If Posting Pictures No Nude/Pornographic
-No Profanity
-Don't take anything personally

Why isn't this woman in my bed yet?!
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-My life is a shooting range, people never change-

Sigh...I am pretty sure we have one of these somewhere...

TheRomMistress said:
Sigh...I am pretty sure we have one of these somewhere...
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Ohh yes, I think our king offtopic thread maker (Dirkgently) already opened 1.

Since no one is ranting....I hate how noobs start pointless repeat threads.
/rant.

watt9493 said:
Why isn't this woman in my bed yet?!
-My life is a shooting range, people never change-
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I'll send her right over!
For the record, i've never started a ranting thread. I just usually rant all over everyone else's threads!

DirkGently said:
I'll send her right over!
For the record, i've never started a trolling thread. I just usually troll all over everyone else's threads!
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FTFY

xda y u acting weird today?
there are other rant threads too...wher do i post nao???

Rant- I seriously hope that the people who tailgate motorcycles all total their cars by crashing into poles and hurting no one other than themselves. Not hurting them seriously mind you, just a few bumps and bruises so they learn not to tailgate bikes.

Why is there not some kind of shocking device implanted into cell phones to shock people every time they say something stupid? There is a mic there and speech recognition is sophisticated enough to recognize stupidity so where are the stupid-shockers?

063_XOBX said:
Why is there not some kind of shocking device implanted into cell phones to shock people every time they say something stupid? There is a mic there and speech recognition is sophisticated enough to recognize stupidity so where are the stupid-shockers?
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Better idea, make stupid shock collars. Whenever someone spews stupidity the collar will shock them.

StormMcCloud said:
Better idea, make stupid shock collars. Whenever someone spews stupidity the collar will shock them.
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This reminds me of that South Park episode where Cartman gets the shock collar for swearing too much.

veeman said:
This reminds me of that South Park episode where Cartman gets the shock collar for swearing too much.
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South Park is oddly insightful in a says what everyone thinks but doesn't say kind of way. So obviously we need shock collars in child sizes too.

veeman said:
This reminds me of that South Park episode where Cartman gets the shock collar for swearing too much.
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Hahaha you mean the V-Chip that they implanted in his head. Yeah basically the same concept.

063_XOBX said:
South Park is oddly insightful in a says what everyone thinks but doesn't say kind of way. So obviously we need shock collars in child sizes too.
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+1
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Hahaha you mean the V-Chip that they implanted in his head. Yeah basically the same concept.
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Yeah that's the one. I saw it a long time ago.

So, I had a local deal in trading my HTC Rezound for a Razr Maxx. We kept in contact via text. The trade was my Rezound for the Maxx. Then I was asked what accessories it came with, so I told them it came with screen protector , and they asked, "if you get an extended battery, you got a deal ."
So I said ok to getting the extended battery and ordered it the same day. Took about 4days to get to my house. I contact the person saying I received the extended battery and asked when we could meet. We agreed on the upcoming Saturday. Saturday comes, and the person asks if we can meet around noon , I said ok.
About 15mins later I receive a text saying the deal is canceled as the person is giving it to their father. So I say ok. I check Craigslist about 20 mins later and find the same person selling it. I emailed the person asking for a trade to make sure it was them. Same email, same location, and same number. My conclusion, I was lied to.
I don't have a problem if they decide not to do the trade, but don't say you're gonna do the trade, have me buy an expensive item, then lie to me about not wanting to the trade by saying you're giving it to your dad. Just don't blatantly lie to me that you're nit interested in the trade. The fact that they lied is more of why I'm pissed.
Was I wrong to be too trusting? Maybe.
Anyways, thanks for reading 

My head hurts. I need a drink......and maybe a wall to bash my head against.
Driver A is given job to pick up locally and take Customer B to EWR (Newark/Liberty International Airport for you taxi n00bs  ).
Fifteen minutes later said customer calls and politely asks if they missed the cab or if he's stuck in traffic.....I call the driver on the radio and ask for an ETA to the pickup.... THE DRIVER TELLS ME HE'S ON THE WAY TO EWR!!
REALLY?!!?
Where's your customer you ****tard?
DAMMIT!
//END RANT
Sorry.
One X running Viper ROM and Faux kernel....

[rant]I was nearly finished rewriting a large section of my guide here and my f*cking computer overheated and shut down. Lost everything I had just written and need to redo it all again... :crying: [/rant]

A 142 MEG ROM WAS DOWNLOADING AND INTERNET SPEEDS MADE IT GO FOR 2 HOURS AND AT 99% IT STOPPED AND SAID DOWNLOAD UNSUCCESSFUL PLEASE TRY AGAIN, CANNOT RESUME. CANT RESUME MY A$$!!!!
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Guyz sum n00b jus didn search! I so angree ??
Sent from my sushi quality tuna

I Just want a freaking beer right now

so im chillin up here at college, just doin a little general studying and trying to stay on top of my course work and stuff. and the only thing i can think about right now is how good a Stella, carlsberg or a Nordeast would taste right now. anyone else feel the same way?

I feel that way all the time. I think I have a problem.

jaszek said:
I feel that way all the time. I think I have a problem.
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meh, its only a problem if you drink a case so lets say you have 11 out of a 12 pack...no big deal but yea i usually crave a nice lager at the end of the day, if i ever get around to getting to the liquor store, i usually only have like 2 bottles and im golden; i just love the flavor idk why.

I really like a local lager (Brooklyn Lager), it's not your typical Lager, and has the best mix of hops and other stuff.

could use a beer and a nice blunt or bong rip right now... doing college spanish homework got an oral presentation and i cant speak this language smdh..

jaszek said:
I really like a local lager (Brooklyn Lager), it's not your typical Lager, and has the best mix of hops and other stuff.
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I would love to try that, I'm usually a big fan of micro brews. The best beers I have are.the ones I can't remember the names of
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This is how it looks like. I was at a party at their brewery like 8 months ago. They had a bunch of bartenders with drinks they invented them selves. Lets just say they all sucked, but then I went to where they had the beer. After having a few small cups, the guy behind the counter started giving me the big cups. lol. Nothing beats drinking in a place like a brewery being under 21 and getting piss drunk all because I was taking photos for a newspaper. lol. I also like Guinness and Sam Adams Octoberfest.
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jaszek said:
This is how it looks like. I was at a party at their brewery like 8 months ago. They had a bunch of bartenders with drinks they invented them selves. Lets just say they all sucked, but then I went to where they had the beer. After having a few small cups, the guy behind the counter started giving me the big cups. lol. Nothing beats drinking in a place like a brewery being under 21 and getting piss drunk all because I was taking photos for a newspaper. lol. I also like Guinness and Sam Adams Octoberfest.
never tried a guiness but i want to...my favorites are stella artois, pilsner urquell, carlsburg, grainbelt nordeast, and pacifico...all great stuff to me...i need to find me one of them brewery parties ha
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I like stella, I tried Carlsberg, but not really my type, didn't hear any of the other ones. What country are you located? Usually breweries have tours, where at the end you get to drink the nectar of the gods for free. lol

Still got a 1 1/2 years to go before I can legally drink beer. Am I really missing a lot from not drinking one?

jaszek said:
I like stella, I tried Carlsberg, but not really my type, didn't hear any of the other ones. What country are you located? Usually breweries have tours, where at the end you get to drink the nectar of the gods for free. lol
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im from around the Minneapolis area so we got the grain belt brewery here...i should defiantly check it out...and to the other poster....yes you are missing out on alot a good beer is more about getting the taste rather than the buzz...a good buzz is always nice tho ha

iynfynity said:
Still got a 1 1/2 years to go before I can legally drink beer. Am I really missing a lot from not drinking one?
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So in other words you are young(er than me). WHen you are of your age, you drink to get drunk. I know because I did that. Now, I actually enjoy the rich flavour of beer...but happen to get drunk while tasting it. lol

Cheers!!
I wanna do the same, chill with Heineken!!
Cheers!! \m/

5 years to go.....
Sent from my X8 running ICS 4.0.3

I want some Gambrinus.

So good
Sent from my HTC Amaze 4G using xda premium

I still remember the best beer I've ever tasted... Believe it or not it was a local beer in central Africa
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My fridge right now. Racer 5 is headache in a bottle
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Mmmmm y'all made me have the most intense craving for a Delerium Tremes or Rogue Dead Guy right now. Thanks, still got 4 hours of work to go
Sent from my HTC Desire Z using XDA

*passes out*
moonshine for everyone

I graduated.......(Remembering the last 5 years)

What's up guyzzzzz, Alan Urista here, hopefully some of you remember me.
Anyways I finally graduated on June, which is crazy since I remember starting XDA when I was a 7th grader in Junior High (I was barely 13, now I'm 18!)
So I'm going to college but I have no Idea what to Major in.
I'm freaking out now LOL.
Like I wanna be a YouTuber and as well as compete in American Ninja Warrior.....but that's until I'm 21....so for now I have no idea what to do with my life other than college lol.
Oh...I got a job last year at Baskin Robbins ! So that's good
Also got my license last year as well!
Well just wanted to stop by and say HI! To my old off topic buds
And to those that remember.....I never got to date Sarah, never had the guts to talk to her again. And it's too late as she has already left to college.
I remember I made useless threads here and they never got closed.
But over these couple of years OT moderators are a bit more uptight lol.
So let's see how long this thread lasts.
Here are some of my Memorable Threads
How To Get A Girl to Like Me?
I got a Girl to LIKE ME!!!
Bashing the HTC G1 devs back in 2009
Who Wants to be MY New Friend!?
So the Llama War Begins!
No Girls in OT?!!?!?
BOIL ON MY BUTT!!!
Where's the Purple Drama Llama!?
How Can I get her to accept my request!?
Almost got killed

Make Youtube and american ninja a hobby. Focus on college generals and they will lead you to something you like.

VeryCoolAlan said:
What's up guyzzzzz, Alan Urista here, hopefully some of you remember me.
Anyways I finally graduated on June, which is crazy since I remember starting XDA when I was a 7th grader in Junior High (I was barely 13, now I'm 18!)
So I'm going to college but I have no Idea what to Major in.
I'm freaking out now LOL.
Like I wanna be a YouTuber and as well as compete in American Ninja Warrior.....but that's until I'm 21....so for now I have no idea what to do with my life other than college lol.
Oh...I got a job last year at Baskin Robbins ! So that's good
Also got my license last year as well!
Well just wanted to stop by and say HI! To my old off topic buds
And to those that remember.....I never got to date Sarah, never had the guts to talk to her again. And it's too late as she has already left to college.
I remember I made useless threads here and they never got closed.
But over these couple of years OT moderators are a bit more uptight lol.
So let's see how long this thread lasts.
Here are some of my Memorable Threads
How To Get A Girl to Like Me?
I got a Girl to LIKE ME!!!
Bashing the HTC G1 devs back in 2009
Who Wants to be MY New Friend!?
So the Llama War Begins!
No Girls in OT?!!?!?
BOIL ON MY BUTT!!!
Where's the Purple Drama Llama!?
How Can I get her to accept my request!?
Almost got killed
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So..... I finally see why you're "Very Cool Alan". Heard stories from you but I see now. The last thread tho...
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404-Not Found said:
So..... I finally see why you're "Very Cool Alan". Heard stories from you but I see now. The last thread tho...
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yea,
****'s cray

You should make YouTube a hobby, let it start off. Focus on college as well.
Try different things and see what satisfies you the most, welcome back to xda. Even though I have never seen you here before as you've been here longer than me.
All the best with life mate!

If you're serious about youtube, perhaps media studies is a direction you might want to consider?
Welcome back!

ShadowLea said:
If you're serious about youtube, perhaps media studies is a direction you might want to consider?
Welcome back!
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Yea was considering doing that.

VeryCoolAlan said:
Yea was considering doing that.
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MFW I see you now compared to when you were a no0bish troll (you are still a trol but a professional troll now :silly: )
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Carry on with your dreams, Alan always considering the reality of your present :highfive:

@VeryCoolAlan i never saw you on XDA but that's because i'm here for 1 year
Nice to meet you and i hope to see you often in OT to have a nice talk!
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Alan the guy that made my day by making hilarious threads! Glad to see you back.