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Are there any girls here?

hmm are there any girls into the stuff us guys are?

Quick answer? Um... no. lol. wtf eh? Maybe if they come out with an interchangeable faceplated HTC TyTN with 400 included selectable ringtones?

ThaiM said:
Quick answer? Um... no. lol. wtf eh? Maybe if they come out with an interchangeable faceplated HTC TyTN with 400 included selectable ringtones?
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Actually, yes there are. . . even without the interchangeable faceplates.

Mike, if you've met my friend Joannaex, you'll realise how true that is.
She kicks butt. Literally and metaphorically!
V

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vijay555 said:
Mike, if you've met my friend Joannaex, you'll realise how true that is.
She kicks butt. Literally and metaphorically!
V
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Are you a female Vijay?

Lol... I have been accused of being overly in touch with my feminine side, but no, I'm very much XY.
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vijay555 said:
Mike, if you've met my friend Joannaex, you'll realise how true that is.
She kicks butt. Literally and metaphorically!
V
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Yeah !!!! VJ your are total right

Yikes! enjoy mikechannon's post while you can.....
Nice knowing you btw Mike

newbie2 said:
Actually, yes there are. . . even without the interchangeable faceplates.
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only 3????
Understandably, the HTC hacking WAF is very low.... I'm lucky to still be married

lol .. The Admin is pretty hot ...
Vijay, I kind of figured you swung that way .. but hey.. it's the 21st century, to each his own..

Sleuth255 said:
only 3????
Understandably, the HTC hacking WAF is very low.... I'm lucky to still be married
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LOL!! I guess it's a good thing I'm not!! I have a feeling I'd be forced to choose between being married and my 8125. . . I'll leave it to you as to which would win. . .

argh.. dumb females...

After lurking for months, you've forced me to actually make a post
clairegrrl

this site deflects females.... on and offline
*goes to apologize to girlfriend*

Girl...no...I'm all woman. I have tweaked my pc, tweaked my wiz...when I get another gadget I'll tweak it too. Geeks come in all types...I happen to be a mother of twins...like my husband says...beauty AND brains...and I am a football junkie...JACKPOT...

I believe the real question here is: Are there any men with enough balls to handle women who frequent xda-devs.

The last guy with big balls who tried to take on JoannaEx:
I don't think this thread was intended to be sexist IIRC, but I think inevitably in a male dominated field like this, guys think they have the upper hand. I work as a lawyer, another male dominated field, but the smartest lawyers I ever met were women. I know many very highly skilled ladeez who share our passion for rom hacking and tweaking etc.
So IMHO it's best not to joke too loudly about geek girls - I don't think many men would take a knife to your gonads, but we know that women are mentally equipped in uterus for a pre-emptive de-gonadification. And buying all those handbags and shoes is a stronger motivator.
V
PS: I wish Flar looked like Angel Kitty. Yikes, we barely get any work done as it is...
PPS. Maybe we need an "Am I Hot Or Not" for geeks!

if there is women or girls her, they will not be ever from syria or any arabic country.
my girlfriend traveled this summer to turky, it is hard to find new one in Damascus, (adultfriend I mean), if there is one she is welcome to contact me
my post here for Flar, I wish she accept my apology and see my piano for her

i always saw the internet af being ageless genderless
those who dont suffer for it
http://cybercultures.edublogs.org/files/2007/04/cybersex.jpg
or
http://xark.typepad.com/my_weblog/images/santaporn2.jpg :O

My wife put her Motorola pink phone thing in the washing machine recently (no joke...), so as a temporary measure she used my old xda mini s....
I am glad to inform that she is in love with it! Certainly not using it to its full potential (and neither am I), however she's loves the layout, email, notes, the keyboard, and of course solitaire

Offensive Game

Alright stole this game from another Forum but still funny....
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If you don't know who the Michael J. Fox is just google him.

i dont get it

Fox has a medical condition which causes him to shake uncontrollably.

that not parkinsons though...is the exact opposite i thought...which is slow physical movement right or i am ill-informed

two manifestations, i do believe.
so you're right but you're also wrong

Funny till you ****ing get it.

Oh come on, it's all in good fun. We're all going to get cancer anyways (and by the way my Mom almost died of cancer).

It may be good fun, but that still isn't funny. I mean I make fun of fat people (no offense) but I don't think I'd make fun of a person with some deadly disease and no we're not all going to die of cancer =/

Evidently poker players have a differant sense of humor, this game went like 12 pages deep over there.

i think this should be deleted, this is just nasty.

burgertime said:
Evidently poker players have a differant sense of humor, this game went like 12 pages deep over there.
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Horrible.

Jesus Christ, sorry. I never expected to get flamed so bad. Delete if you want, whatever. Actually that's why I named it offensive game, so why even post anything if your offended after seeing the title?

burgertime said:
Jesus Christ, sorry. I never expected to get flamed so bad. Delete if you want, whatever. Actually that's why I named it offensive game, so why even post anything if your offended after seeing the title?
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the title wasnt offensive, the content was horrible, kinda resembles the thought patterns of the people that created Hostel and Saw...disturbing.

LOLZ. Well that is popular, and IMO we need this kind of humor around. I kind of wonder if Fox himself would laugh at this, he seems to have a fun outlook about his condition.

burgertime said:
LOLZ. Well that is popular, and IMO we need this kind of humor around. I kind of wonder if Fox himself would laugh at this, he seems to have a fun outlook about his condition.
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Morbid humor? nuh uh

This person might disagree with you, he jokes about his death a lot and is inspirational. For realzies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQtwEKlUutA

burgertime said:
This person might disagree with you, he jokes about his death a lot and is inspirational. For realzies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQtwEKlUutA
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why would i care if he would disagree with me? it's my opinion.

You wouldn't, but I was pointing out that sometimes morbid humor can be inspirational, some people actually enjoy a good laugh about their horrible desease.

Oh I got one.
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Now that's funny!

burgertime said:
Jesus Christ, sorry. I never expected to get flamed so bad. Delete if you want, whatever. Actually that's why I named it offensive game, so why even post anything if your offended after seeing the title?
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U are lucky u were just slightly flamed (thank God that some persons are not here).

Tell your XDA FML stories

this is a thread for people to tell their FML stories on xda. mainly dealing with the phone, but some off topic stuff is welcome.
tell your stories. come on. tell us your flashing,failure,developing, etc fmls.

Haha, nice thread.
Moving to Off-Topic.

kareeem said:
Haha, nice thread.
Moving to Off-Topic.
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yea i didnt know where to post. i think it be great to know ppl FML stories that deals with XDA and aww i really wanted to know stories about the DREAM =(

http://www.google.com/search?&q=define:fml
please help I'm desperate!

brian_v3ntura said:
this is a thread for people to tell their FML stories on xda. mainly dealing with the phone, but some off topic stuff is welcome.
tell your stories. come on. tell us your flashing,failure,developing, etc fmls.
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If you think we all are native english speakers and are familiar with all the terms, you are wrong!
Please explain for all the world what is FML, and then perhaps we all can start telling our stories!

orb3000 said:
If you think we all are native english speakers and are familiar with all the terms, you are wrong!
Please explain for all the world what is FML, and then perhaps we all can start telling our stories!
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**** My Life.
http://www.fmylife.com

Lol!!
Thank you

orb3000 said:
If you think we all are native english speakers and are familiar with all the terms, you are wrong!
Please explain for all the world what is FML, and then perhaps we all can start telling our stories!
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FML is just just a term meaning ****mylife. mainly you tell your stories thats r either funny,weird, or just messed up and end it with FML.
this was suppose to be for dream forum only but it got moved to off-topic

Today, I had to buy another pair of 'fat jeans', because my old 'fat jeans' became my new 'skinny jeans'. FML........
Well the Xperia X1a got me in debt. FML

FML:
How many pockets does the average person have? Well i know i always have loadz and the phone could be in a multitude of pockets but generally in my chest pocket next to my heart, anyway so i'm out in town with my tusty Nokia Ringo "yes i feel old" feeling the ol bladder kicking in decided i have to go to them horrible town toilets "we all know what they like" anyway sprinklin away finish and force of habbit flush the toilet only to hear a splash very similar to taking a dump, look down and oh my god the Ringo is drinking toilet water "well i'd have love to have left it" but just purchased so had to get it you can imagine whats going through my mind? @ least i flushed before lol so i get it out and put under the hair dryer think i must have spent a good hour, didn't turn the phone on for about 3 days, to my suprise when turned on it worked, only for me to be moving away about 6 weeks later for work to get to my destination and find i'm in a city with no working mobile and no explanantion as to why it didn't work? Untill phone the x and find out that orange juice was the culprit "never spent so much money on payphones" but alls good many years later i have a Tilt and am happy
Sorry for such a long story but you aked for it "just hope it fits the crita"

Lol!!
Something similar happened to me a while ago with my motorola star tac...
I was having it on my shirt pocket, went to the bathroom and suddenly my star tac was swimming on the WC together with all nasty fluids there!
I flushed first then took it off and of course it was dead...

orb3000 said:
Lol!!
Something similar happened to me a while ago with my motorola star tac...
I was having it on my shirt pocket, went to the bathroom and suddenly my star tac was swimming on the WC together with all nasty fluids there!
I flushed first then took it off and of course it was dead...
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Just wasn't a Nokia was it? ahhhhhh and the Ringo was an all in one unit couldn't even take the battery out often compared to a brick
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Lol!
I remember those ones were very expensive on it´s time

orb3000 said:
Lol!
I remember those ones were very expensive on it´s time
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Yep i remeber was my first real job working as a trainee mechanic and being fleased by a new phone, got it from a shop called Tandy to which i'm pretty sure no longer exists as outlets "shops" anymore?
They no longer work as was on the analog network and had *# commands to do anything
I'm not sure but also think they were the first ever pay and go phone?

New Forum - What's the difference?

What's the difference between General and Q&A?

i would imagine one is for general Nexus One information (touchscreen issues, USB Driver info)
while this one is for Q&A - where do i plug it in to charge it, can i use a stylus, can i root it, things of the like.

Yes, and for gathering How-To's, guides and the sort.

I think its a conspiracy by the small douche sect of xda trying to create more opportunities to berate people for not using the search function or posting in the wrong forum. Hey I guess if people don't have a purpose in life we can't blame them for trying to create one. To each his own right? Sorry if I posted this in the wrong forum...

Don't know if you're just trolling but there are separate sections and a search function for a reason: so that people aren't asking the same questions ( that have already been answered) over and over again.
The other reason is that clear categories/sub-forums help you find the correct information faster.
I like the new layout because if I want to know about apps/themes, there's a forum.
If you're too stupid to figure out the different between Q&A, Development, Accessories, Theme/Apps, and General Questions, should you really be on a modding/hacking forum?

DMaverick50 said:
I think its a conspiracy by the small douche sect of xda trying to create more opportunities to berate people for not using the search function or posting in the wrong forum. Hey I guess if people don't have a purpose in life we can't blame them for trying to create one. To each his own right? Sorry if I posted this in the wrong forum...
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Man, I have never seen you post something that isn't negative =\

noodles12 said:
Don't know if you're just trolling but there are separate sections and a search function for a reason: so that people aren't asking the same questions ( that have already been answered) over and over again. The other reason is that clear categories/sub-forums help you find the correct information faster. I like the new layout because if I want to know about apps/themes, there's a forum.
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Agree, it mainly prevents a lot of redundent information and can assist in narrowing the info down to a sub-forum.

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Paul22000 said:
Man, I have never seen you post something that isn't negative =\
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Lol. I was literally thinking the same thing when I reread my post. Ive been pretty disapointed with my phone as of late. Pretty much the only news about nexus recently has been bad news (ie "the ram sucks the signal sucks the screen sucks the image quality sucks") its a real drag. but Ill try to care less

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Lol. I was literally thinking the same thing when I reread my post. Ive been pretty disapointed with my phone as of late. Pretty much the only news about nexus recently has been bad news (ie "the ram sucks the signal sucks the screen sucks the image quality sucks") its a real drag. but Ill try to care less
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That's because people are trying, yes TRYING, and trying HARD to find anything at all wrong with the Nexus One. People are upset the Android is rocking.
Want some good news? Here ya go
http://blogs.computerworld.com/1569...shrinking_says_quantcast?source=rss_weintraub
http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2010/02/01/iphone-loses-market-share-in-fourth-quarter/
The Wall Street Journal is of course more reputable, but I like the first article better since it has more detail and informative graphs:
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Apple, if they needed a reason to go after HTC, and by proxy Google, may have had it in marketshare numbers. Android's growth has been pretty spectacular over the past few quarters highlighted by the graphs below from Quantcast, a web analytics firm.
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While iPhone is clearly the market leader in Web consumption with over four times the share as Android, its nearest competitor, recent trends show that they aren't standing on firm ground.
In the last month the iPhone has lost 3.2% of its marketshare compared with RIM and Android both gaining considerably. This isn't just a monthly blip either, at least with regards to Android. Google's phone market has grown 44% over the past quarter and almost doubled over the past year while the iPhone has lost around 5% and 10% of the overall market over those same periods.
The iPhone is still gaining users and pageviews, Android is just gaining so much faster.
According to some sources, Steve Jobs recently told an Apple Town Hall meeting:
On Google: We did not enter the search business, Jobs said. They entered the phone business. Make no mistake they want to kill the iPhone. We won’t let them, he says. Someone else asks something on a different topic, but there’s no getting Jobs off this rant. I want to go back to that other question first and say one more thing, he says. This don’t be evil mantra: “It’s BS.” Audience roars.
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While, lawsuits aren't going to make my smartphone experience any better, I am looking forward to seeing what Apple does in the technology space to take on Google. It certainly sounds like the competition is on.
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Does that cheer you up? It sure as hell cheers ME up!

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Paul22000 said:
That's because people are trying, yes TRYING, and trying HARD to find anything at all wrong with the Nexus One. People are upset the Android is rocking.
Want some good news? Here ya go
http://blogs.computerworld.com/1569...shrinking_says_quantcast?source=rss_weintraub
http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2010/02/01/iphone-loses-market-share-in-fourth-quarter/
The Wall Street Journal is of course more reputable, but I like the first article better since it has more detail and informative graphs:
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Does that cheer you up? It sure as hell cheers ME up!
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Nice find, I'm feeling better already!

I graduated.......(Remembering the last 5 years)

What's up guyzzzzz, Alan Urista here, hopefully some of you remember me.
Anyways I finally graduated on June, which is crazy since I remember starting XDA when I was a 7th grader in Junior High (I was barely 13, now I'm 18!)
So I'm going to college but I have no Idea what to Major in.
I'm freaking out now LOL.
Like I wanna be a YouTuber and as well as compete in American Ninja Warrior.....but that's until I'm 21....so for now I have no idea what to do with my life other than college lol.
Oh...I got a job last year at Baskin Robbins ! So that's good
Also got my license last year as well!
Well just wanted to stop by and say HI! To my old off topic buds
And to those that remember.....I never got to date Sarah, never had the guts to talk to her again. And it's too late as she has already left to college.
I remember I made useless threads here and they never got closed.
But over these couple of years OT moderators are a bit more uptight lol.
So let's see how long this thread lasts.
Here are some of my Memorable Threads
How To Get A Girl to Like Me?
I got a Girl to LIKE ME!!!
Bashing the HTC G1 devs back in 2009
Who Wants to be MY New Friend!?
So the Llama War Begins!
No Girls in OT?!!?!?
BOIL ON MY BUTT!!!
Where's the Purple Drama Llama!?
How Can I get her to accept my request!?
Almost got killed

Make Youtube and american ninja a hobby. Focus on college generals and they will lead you to something you like.

VeryCoolAlan said:
What's up guyzzzzz, Alan Urista here, hopefully some of you remember me.
Anyways I finally graduated on June, which is crazy since I remember starting XDA when I was a 7th grader in Junior High (I was barely 13, now I'm 18!)
So I'm going to college but I have no Idea what to Major in.
I'm freaking out now LOL.
Like I wanna be a YouTuber and as well as compete in American Ninja Warrior.....but that's until I'm 21....so for now I have no idea what to do with my life other than college lol.
Oh...I got a job last year at Baskin Robbins ! So that's good
Also got my license last year as well!
Well just wanted to stop by and say HI! To my old off topic buds
And to those that remember.....I never got to date Sarah, never had the guts to talk to her again. And it's too late as she has already left to college.
I remember I made useless threads here and they never got closed.
But over these couple of years OT moderators are a bit more uptight lol.
So let's see how long this thread lasts.
Here are some of my Memorable Threads
How To Get A Girl to Like Me?
I got a Girl to LIKE ME!!!
Bashing the HTC G1 devs back in 2009
Who Wants to be MY New Friend!?
So the Llama War Begins!
No Girls in OT?!!?!?
BOIL ON MY BUTT!!!
Where's the Purple Drama Llama!?
How Can I get her to accept my request!?
Almost got killed
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So..... I finally see why you're "Very Cool Alan". Heard stories from you but I see now. The last thread tho...
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404-Not Found said:
So..... I finally see why you're "Very Cool Alan". Heard stories from you but I see now. The last thread tho...
Sent from my SM-T230NU using XDA Free mobile app
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yea,
****'s cray

You should make YouTube a hobby, let it start off. Focus on college as well.
Try different things and see what satisfies you the most, welcome back to xda. Even though I have never seen you here before as you've been here longer than me.
All the best with life mate!

If you're serious about youtube, perhaps media studies is a direction you might want to consider?
Welcome back!

ShadowLea said:
If you're serious about youtube, perhaps media studies is a direction you might want to consider?
Welcome back!
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Yea was considering doing that.

VeryCoolAlan said:
Yea was considering doing that.
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MFW I see you now compared to when you were a no0bish troll (you are still a trol but a professional troll now :silly: )
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Carry on with your dreams, Alan always considering the reality of your present :highfive:

@VeryCoolAlan i never saw you on XDA but that's because i'm here for 1 year
Nice to meet you and i hope to see you often in OT to have a nice talk!
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Alan the guy that made my day by making hilarious threads! Glad to see you back.