Offensive Game - Off-topic

Alright stole this game from another Forum but still funny....
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If you don't know who the Michael J. Fox is just google him.

i dont get it

Fox has a medical condition which causes him to shake uncontrollably.

that not parkinsons though...is the exact opposite i thought...which is slow physical movement right or i am ill-informed

two manifestations, i do believe.
so you're right but you're also wrong

Funny till you ****ing get it.

Oh come on, it's all in good fun. We're all going to get cancer anyways (and by the way my Mom almost died of cancer).

It may be good fun, but that still isn't funny. I mean I make fun of fat people (no offense) but I don't think I'd make fun of a person with some deadly disease and no we're not all going to die of cancer =/

Evidently poker players have a differant sense of humor, this game went like 12 pages deep over there.

i think this should be deleted, this is just nasty.

burgertime said:
Evidently poker players have a differant sense of humor, this game went like 12 pages deep over there.
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Horrible.

Jesus Christ, sorry. I never expected to get flamed so bad. Delete if you want, whatever. Actually that's why I named it offensive game, so why even post anything if your offended after seeing the title?

burgertime said:
Jesus Christ, sorry. I never expected to get flamed so bad. Delete if you want, whatever. Actually that's why I named it offensive game, so why even post anything if your offended after seeing the title?
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the title wasnt offensive, the content was horrible, kinda resembles the thought patterns of the people that created Hostel and Saw...disturbing.

LOLZ. Well that is popular, and IMO we need this kind of humor around. I kind of wonder if Fox himself would laugh at this, he seems to have a fun outlook about his condition.

burgertime said:
LOLZ. Well that is popular, and IMO we need this kind of humor around. I kind of wonder if Fox himself would laugh at this, he seems to have a fun outlook about his condition.
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Morbid humor? nuh uh

This person might disagree with you, he jokes about his death a lot and is inspirational. For realzies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQtwEKlUutA

burgertime said:
This person might disagree with you, he jokes about his death a lot and is inspirational. For realzies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQtwEKlUutA
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why would i care if he would disagree with me? it's my opinion.

You wouldn't, but I was pointing out that sometimes morbid humor can be inspirational, some people actually enjoy a good laugh about their horrible desease.

Oh I got one.
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Now that's funny!

burgertime said:
Jesus Christ, sorry. I never expected to get flamed so bad. Delete if you want, whatever. Actually that's why I named it offensive game, so why even post anything if your offended after seeing the title?
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U are lucky u were just slightly flamed (thank God that some persons are not here).

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Need a little laugh?

Look at the first tip on HTC's Tips and Tricks section for the Kaiser:
http://www.htc.com/us/FAQ_Detail.aspx?p_id=67&act=tt
So that's why I can never get the keyboard to come out, I was trying to slide it counterclockwise to the right. LOL j/k
The first tip should be:
To: Use your phone
Do: Press the power button
ha..ha..ha..ha
HA HA HA?
i cant believe it o.o!!! i thought that was to the other side! >.<
now i see..!! my tytn2 has a keyboard!!!
Well the Wizard did open to the right... I think...
NotATreoFan said:
Well the Wizard did open to the right... I think...
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Yeah, the Hermes did to, but I still thought it was funny. I was looking for the warnings to, like don't eat the phone, don't use it as a step stool, stuff like that LOL
PhantomYoda said:
Yeah, the Hermes did to, but I still thought it was funny. I was looking for the warnings to, like don't eat the phone, don't use it as a step stool, stuff like that LOL
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If you eat the phone wouldn't it become a stool?
Sorry Bad Joke.
I'll be here all night.
Try the veal.
JimmyMcGee said:
If you eat the phone wouldn't it become a stool?
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Ahhhhh you beat me to it.....
Ok, It's official. This fourm has gone to hell.
mikechannon said:
Strangely, I find no reference to this on the Bristol Stool Chart!! But you have to imagine it's a Type 1
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Mike
XDA-Dev taking you to a new level of scatology
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I would think that with the Lithium Ion Batteries would make it pretty watery or a "Type 7" if you will.
P1Tater said:
Ok, It's official. This fourm has gone to hell.
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Or maybe to "****" If you will.
And with that, I just have to share my latest meme discovery. Thank goodness for the blockatiel!
Never fear, Blocktiel has come down from his perch and saved us all! (original post unmodified.)
mikechannon said:
Strangely, I find no reference to this on the Bristol Stool Chart!! But you have to imagine it's a Type 1
Mike
XDA-Dev taking you to a new level of scatology
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--- WTF??? ---
Umm.. Mr Moderator, was that image appropiate- I certainly didn't want to see that? There are kiddies on this forum, you know
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PS As for Blocktiel Sensorship I say out out damned bird. Freedom to view I say.
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No... No.... surely not....._Alex_ is a WoWfag?
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/LOL_WUT
Mike
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I firmly believe in this method of WoW playing. I also believe that I am a bird.
mikechannon said:
Like they are so innocent! And as for you, well obviously you don't you know.... ever erm..... produce fecal matter. A sort of immaculate defacation if you will. I imagine when you walk in the park you avert your eyes to avoid the doggy doo doo, in which case I iguess you return home with it upon your shoes with monotonous regularity - this is not a pleasant thought! If your kids walk in the park I suppose you go before them throwing thyself upon the offending articles lest they be morrally and forever corrupted?
We are all learning here - everyday in every way
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_Scale
Mike
PS As for Blocktiel Sensorship I say out out damned bird. Freedom to view I say.
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No no no, I was talking about the practically nude image of Alex the moderator. It was quite... off putting...If I want to view male porn, I'm sure I can suscribe to the playgirl channel
And no I don't have kiddies- and when I do, I will happily sacrifice myself to protect them from stepping on doggy stools. Such experiences leave children damaged forever
You both need Jesus
(Please note the facetiousness in much of the above post)
Time to revive this thread... I'm back!!!

Something is wrong with these ad's.

what the hell????
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Seriously, why do we have crap like this for ad's??
Whats that? Some program or what? Do u have something against lesbians?
Mikulec said:
Whats that? Some program or what? Do u have something against lesbians?
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Id rather not express my feeling on the subject.
And the point is: why are there such irrelevant ad's on here, doesnt google adsense or w/e mold to fit the site?
zeezee said:
Id rather not express my feeling on the subject.
And the point is: why are there such irrelevant ad's on here, doesnt google adsense or w/e mold to fit the site?
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U really have to be a girl cause every boy likes lesbians.
mikechannon said:
I'm afraid we only have ourselves to blame. These adds are "intelligent" ads. The sort of add that appears is based on the text you are viewing on screen at the time. So for example, I notice that you were viewing a post that several times mentions the word gay and lesbian - and that is why the lesbian add appeared. If you have the word Nokia appearing on the page or Muslim for example then the adds that appear may well be related to Nokia phones or Muslims in some way.
Mike
PS - Nothing out and out pornographic or extreme will appear.
In all probability then this kind of add will only appear in the off topic section. Assuming folk post in the correct forum.
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Thanks for the clarification.
Looks like our ZeeZee was looking at gays and lesbians, shame on u girl!!
Just kiding.
mikechannon said:
I'm afraid we only have ourselves to blame. These adds are "intelligent" ads. The sort of add that appears is based on the text you are viewing on screen at the time. So for example, I notice that you were viewing a post that several times mentions the word gay and lesbian - and that is why the lesbian add appeared. If you have the word Nokia appearing on the page or Muslim for example then the adds that appear may well be related to Nokia phones or Muslims in some way.
Mike
PS - Nothing out and out pornographic or extreme will appear.
In all probability then this kind of add will only appear in the off topic section. Assuming folk post in the correct forum.
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Retarded ad's.
zeezee said:
Retarded ad's.
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hehe, there is no privite life on internet.
Hah! This made my day..
LOL!!! Did you take the test! It looks like you were at the jokes thread, I'm sure "Lesbian" was somewhere in there.
I saw an ad on the site for iphone unlocking. That is wrong on so many levels
hmmmm...why would u be google searching on the word "lesbian"? come clean...this is going down hill fast!
Firefox + AdSense
TheChampJT said:
LOL!!! Did you take the test! It looks like you were at the jokes thread, I'm sure "Lesbian" was somewhere in there.
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No!!, why would i take the test?? what do you think i am?
zeezee said:
No!!, why would i take the test?? what do you think i am?
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Sorry, had to ask !
haha yea i had something like that on another forum. it was an ad for gay asians. oO i was all trippin out.
This is the internet, for crying out loud. A completely unedited, uncensored medium...we can't take everything so seriously.
Mikulec said:
U really have to be a girl cause every boy likes lesbians.
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That is correct
jacknmary said:
That is correct
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hehe, high five.
zeezee said:
No!!, why would i take the test?? what do you think i am?
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Generally...the squeakiest wheel is the one needing the oil....
(Bow Chicka Wow Wow)
I took the test and apparently I'm a lesbian too...I love women.
(me <---a guy)

Britain's Got Talent

Anybody else watch the show? I'm not British but after i saw Boyle's first performance, i started watching the show. I watched the performances on Youtube and became extremely addicted to it then found a live stream but i'm still upset that she didn't win. I thought Diversity was flat out amazing and their performace was jaw-dropping and much better to that of Flawless'.
Anybody else upset she didn't win?
well imo she wasnt that outstanding, she was a good singer i thoink the reason she was so well liked was because she looked like she did and the voice didnt match, in these shows i only watch the auditions anyway, just to watch to idiots
but two thing pissed me off this year
1, the young girl who sung alicia keys getting booted in the early stages
2 simon cowell whinging at the guy who played on a guitar that lit up, even though he got that queen song rather well
my coclusion its a fix and simon cowell is probably still breast fed
Boyle was just someone fugly who could sing nothing more. Diversity were something special though, they were perfectly in time and were literally flawless. If you watched her expression Boyle was happier thatr she didnt win because she felt she didnt deserve it...
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2 simon cowell whinging at the guy who played on a guitar that lit up, even though he got that queen song rather well
my coclusion its a fix and simon cowell is probably still breast fed
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Simon Cowell is a talentless bastard.
l3v5y said:
Simon Cowell is a talentless bastard.
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LOL
(doh! the 10 chars limit)
ather90 said:
LOL
(doh! the 10 chars limit)
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Just found this.
l3v5y said:
Just found this.
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that kid reminds me of someone....
ather90 said:
that kid reminds me of someone....
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I'm not afraid of owls!
And where's mike when you need inappropriate images?
Simon Cowell is a multi..multi..millionaire " talentless bastard "
And is " breast fed " by her.
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What are we doing wrong ?
you think britain's got talent?? check out this
Pakistan Got Talent
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TWf7IeAas0
Mike is the X factor!!!!​
sorry about the blatant image shoddiness im geting used to gimp
I thought Susan was going to win, but there were a few things that hurt her chances. Personally, I didn't think her semi-final performance was that great, and she had some incident where she threatened to leave the show.
I thought the little girl Holly who started crying was BS. And was surprised Simon allowed her to go again, the guy who sang high, Greg, should have one that, but that's me I guess.
For the finals, Diversity's performance was probably the best dance routine I've ever seen, the guy who came up with that is a genius.
But I have to say Stavros Flatley was probably my favorite though.
tabloids dont report a lot
The Diversity's performance was a stunning dance routine! They deserved to win...
Completely agree Mike. I thought that he prelim (first act) was what got her to the finals, not so much her semi-finals performance. Not sure what went behind the scenese and with all these headlines about her "Boyling" over, but she seemed like a confident naive woman. Sucks that she's in a clinic so shortly after her performance :|.

Dear Everyone.

When writing a post use these things called "Capital Letters"!
They make sentences much easier to read and you much more like by me!
Okay?
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wait wutz dis capitl letta u speak ovv
wat r u sayin d00d , hav no idea
how about some punctuation
what are you saying? i can't hear you
I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THIS THREAD IS ABOUT! I'M CONFUSED! I THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS ALL CAPITAL LETTERS NOT "This"
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Oh NOW I UNDERSTAND WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
AH i $EE T0 1 D4M 1 G0T IT WR0NG
(Also (JimJam) I did not get my dinosaur from the same site you got you awseome dog like things from )
MacaronyMax said:
AH i $EE T0 1 D4M 1 G0T IT WR0NG
(Also (JimJam) I did not get my dinosaur from the same site you got you awseome dog like things from )
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d4mn f0r a sec0nd 1 alm0st 5t4rt3d w0nder!nG h0w can 1 Compet3 w1th that s!g
JimJam, i understand your frustration. I always try to include punctuation and capital letters in my writing. But unfortunately, some people seem to take the royal piss and decide to write something so only they can read it.
This thread has made me think more about my writing and take into consideration your point.
Thanks for making the world a better place!
LOL!!!!!
Capitals don't bother me, but when I read 'an windows mobile' or 'a android' it bugs the hell out of me.
Sent from my HTC Desire using XDA App
This thread is for grammar nazis, and I like it I can't stand incorrect spelling, punctuation, and capitalization! It drives me nuts haha Oh well, you know this thread just makes the people who can't spell right laugh because they know they're pissing you off Don't worry JimJam; we got yo' back....from a far distance
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twitch153 said:
This thread is for grammar nazis, and I like it I can't stand incorrect spelling, punctuation, and capitalization! It drives me nuts haha Oh well, you know this thread just makes the people who can't spell right laugh because they know they're pissing you off Don't worry JimJam; we go yo' back....from a far distance
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Damn... I checked and checked, but couldn't find an error in that.
Well done twitch.... well done.
^^ I failed
MacaronyMax said:
Damn... I checked and checked, but couldn't find an error in that.
Well done twitch.... well done.
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Then you didn't see the part where it said "we go yo' back" haha I even notice my own errors!
twitch153 said:
Then you didn't see the part where it said "we go yo' back" haha I even notice my own errors!
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DAMN!!!! I must've read the t without noticing
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DAMN!!!! I must've read the t without noticing
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You fail my fine, feathered friend haha Pack up your stuff and go back to elementary school!
twitch153 said:
You fail my fine, feathered friend, haha Pack up your stuff and go back to elementary school!
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Fixed it for you
MacaronyMax said:
Fixed it for you
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You technically don't need that extra comma It all depends on how you are saying the sentence, when I use commas I usually use them as a pausing tool (I do the same thing with smileys; but I use them as periods haha) So you didn't fix it, more so, you made it how you believed it was being pronounced. BAM! IN YOUR FACE!
Well played Mr.twitch... well played
Edit: Oh and did you break your phone ?!

How do I talk to a girl? Without coming off as creepy? In person.

Hello again.
I tried talking to a girl but failed miserably so I decided to post here and see what great suggestions I get.
Alright there is this girl I think is really cute.....her name is Alanna.....I know, I know ...."Alan, you like a girl named Alanna?" Yes I do.
Okay so I have a class with her (Cullinary Arts) but my schedule is about to change in a day or so ...I wanna get to know her before I leave the class as I see her in the hall sometimes.
The thing is I don't wanna randomly come up to her as that would come off as really weird....how do I come off as not creepy and at the same time how do I say hi?
Do the opposite of what your doing right now. So you get it since your weird now do the opposite to be unweird lol.
She's just a human being like yourself. Don't make it complicated when the only thing you need to do is to open your mouth.
If you act weird, she'll see you as a weird guy. Act normal as you would do around your friends and just imagine that you've knowned her for years.
I'm using the last part myself when i talk to strangers, and it makes it much easier to have a conversation.
Don't be scared. She won't bite (i hope).
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duboi97 said:
Do the opposite of what your doing right now. So you get it since your weird now do the opposite to be unweird lol.
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Haha! Stop being Alan XD
...aes eht rednu
peed morf tneS
Fart and poop jokes are a must.
Inb4 root her joke
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Put your **** back in your pants and then put your phone in your pocket and don't tell her you want to root her.
Seriously...
Just be yourself and don't act like a fool. Well, at least not too much like one
You're doing 'culinary arts' together so why not invite her over for dinner one evening? Tell her you're trying out a new dish and want her opinion.
When i was at school it was known as home economics, and was considered something that only girls studied. I've always said that real men know their way around a kitchen and it's a great asset to have when wooing the ladies!
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First step is when you see her, say "What's going on." (Which really translates to hi) She should smile, say hey and you've just made your first move. Now you are free to start speaking to her more and more.
Take that tip by dirkgently! Just walk up to her after class and tell her honestly that you would like to get to know her better and invite her to cook with you. If you act all cool she will look right through you and you'll probably make a fool of yourself. If you are genuinely nervous, she will probably think it's cute! Nothin can really go wrong if you are genuine and if she then thinks you are a creep, well then she might just be a superficial douche and you don't want to date someone like that anyway.
Good luck man...
Alan, With so many of these threads, You need some xda role play, TRM or BD? You willing to go along with this?
Compliment her on her cooking.
Take it from there... relax, bro... just be honest
No. I dont think so. Closed. Work off your other thread and stop trying to resurrect the dead. You are not God!

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