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Need a little laugh?

Look at the first tip on HTC's Tips and Tricks section for the Kaiser:
http://www.htc.com/us/FAQ_Detail.aspx?p_id=67&act=tt
So that's why I can never get the keyboard to come out, I was trying to slide it counterclockwise to the right. LOL j/k
The first tip should be:
To: Use your phone
Do: Press the power button

ha..ha..ha..ha

HA HA HA?
i cant believe it o.o!!! i thought that was to the other side! >.<
now i see..!! my tytn2 has a keyboard!!!

Well the Wizard did open to the right... I think...

NotATreoFan said:
Well the Wizard did open to the right... I think...
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Yeah, the Hermes did to, but I still thought it was funny. I was looking for the warnings to, like don't eat the phone, don't use it as a step stool, stuff like that LOL

PhantomYoda said:
Yeah, the Hermes did to, but I still thought it was funny. I was looking for the warnings to, like don't eat the phone, don't use it as a step stool, stuff like that LOL
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If you eat the phone wouldn't it become a stool?
Sorry Bad Joke.
I'll be here all night.
Try the veal.

JimmyMcGee said:
If you eat the phone wouldn't it become a stool?
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Ahhhhh you beat me to it.....

Ok, It's official. This fourm has gone to hell.

mikechannon said:
Strangely, I find no reference to this on the Bristol Stool Chart!! But you have to imagine it's a Type 1
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XDA-Dev taking you to a new level of scatology
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I would think that with the Lithium Ion Batteries would make it pretty watery or a "Type 7" if you will.
P1Tater said:
Ok, It's official. This fourm has gone to hell.
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Or maybe to "****" If you will.

And with that, I just have to share my latest meme discovery. Thank goodness for the blockatiel!
Never fear, Blocktiel has come down from his perch and saved us all! (original post unmodified.)

mikechannon said:
Strangely, I find no reference to this on the Bristol Stool Chart!! But you have to imagine it's a Type 1
Mike
XDA-Dev taking you to a new level of scatology
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--- WTF??? ---

Umm.. Mr Moderator, was that image appropiate- I certainly didn't want to see that? There are kiddies on this forum, you know

mikechannon said:
PS As for Blocktiel Sensorship I say out out damned bird. Freedom to view I say.
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mikechannon said:
No... No.... surely not....._Alex_ is a WoWfag?
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/LOL_WUT
Mike
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I firmly believe in this method of WoW playing. I also believe that I am a bird.

mikechannon said:
Like they are so innocent! And as for you, well obviously you don't you know.... ever erm..... produce fecal matter. A sort of immaculate defacation if you will. I imagine when you walk in the park you avert your eyes to avoid the doggy doo doo, in which case I iguess you return home with it upon your shoes with monotonous regularity - this is not a pleasant thought! If your kids walk in the park I suppose you go before them throwing thyself upon the offending articles lest they be morrally and forever corrupted?
We are all learning here - everyday in every way
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_Scale
Mike
PS As for Blocktiel Sensorship I say out out damned bird. Freedom to view I say.
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No no no, I was talking about the practically nude image of Alex the moderator. It was quite... off putting...If I want to view male porn, I'm sure I can suscribe to the playgirl channel
And no I don't have kiddies- and when I do, I will happily sacrifice myself to protect them from stepping on doggy stools. Such experiences leave children damaged forever
You both need Jesus
(Please note the facetiousness in much of the above post)

Time to revive this thread... I'm back!!!

Complaints, bashing, crying, etc., please post here!

Some threads are being flooded with complaints, bashing, etc., which cause the actual information hard to be found! I have had to skip through at least 10 posts after my good night sleep (only 6 hours!!), so pleeeeeease people, if you have complaints about others, move over to this thread...

I hate threads moaning about peopel moaning...

MalekoUK said:
I hate threads moaning about peopel moaning...
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Lol, I hate people, Period!
I just hope people will stop cluttering nice threads that contain useful information with unrelated chitchat (phew, I wish it was only chitchat!!)...
Regards,
Nika.

I know what you are talking about...the NRG thread...its been happening since the beginning of time
Every now and then someone...a member that has nothing better to do but to pick fight will come along...also known as "an idiot".. and push people's buttons.I wouldn't sweat it man...relax and enjoy life....be like this guy...he seems happy
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I think I know that clown...
Just to let you know...this thread will be watch so if any rules are broken will be closed. You are warned
Cheers,

PLease do!!!!

Just wait till he turns into Stephen Kings version of a clown
Regards,
Nika.

Omg that's why clowns freak me out!!!
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nikagl said:
Just wait till he turns into Stephen Kings version of a clown
Regards,
Nika.
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I need a manicure......on that one.

Mr. Clown said:
I need a manicure......on that one.
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Lol, you should watch the movie (IT) and you'll see you need much more than just a manicure!

nikagl said:
Lol, you should watch the movie (IT) and you'll see you need much more than just a manicure!
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He is the movie...be afraid of el Señor Payaso

M_T_M said:
He is the movie...be afraid of el Señor Payaso
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Well, his profile picture does look alike, but way to friendly! And look what his profile says:
Occupation
Work for a humanitarian and Charity Organization
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Nice cover!!
Regards,
Nika.

nikagl said:
Well, his profile picture does look alike, but way to friendly! And look what his profile says:Nice cover!!
Regards,
Nika.
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That's just a fake cover...you know...I can't make public what I "really" do. By the way....I was really the guy who made the movie as my friend M_T_M stated.

Mr. Clown said:
That's just a fake cover...you know...I can't make public what I "really" do. By the way....I was really the guy who made the movie as my friend M_T_M stated.
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i'm afraid my friends he is right
RUN!!!!

Mr. Clown said:
That's just a fake cover...you know...I can't make public what I "really" do. By the way....I was really the guy who made the movie as my friend M_T_M stated.
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so then, Is it true do they all float down there? what haappens if you have just had a really heavy meal?

Mr. Clown said:
That's just a fake cover...you know...I can't make public what I "really" do. By the way....I was really the guy who made the movie as my friend M_T_M stated.
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Well then, I hope this thread will scare off some people so they'll stop bashing, swearing and complaining

If you want a phone that runs Android, why did you buy an Hd2? Seriously people how many threads do we need asking about an Android port.
Ok, I feel better now.

freeincolorado said:
If you want a phone that runs Android, why did you buy an Hd2? Seriously people how many threads do we need asking about an Android port.
Ok, I feel better now.
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Lol, same accounts for running WP7. If you want to get WP7 as soon as it comes out, buy a new phone!

nikagl said:
Lol, same accounts for running WP7. If you want to get WP7 as soon as it comes out, buy a new phone!
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Yeah, that too. LOL.

RANTS By: The Drama Llama....

First RANT:Okay, this past week I have been getting LOADS of complaints that my signature is:
Rediculously long
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WAAY too long
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Takes up my entire screen
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AND MANY OTHERS....
What do you guys think, I honestly don't think it's very long AT ALL, not even any pictures in it. I never got this when my sig was 1/4 a page long...

yeah your sentence looks longer as a result of your sig

Diamond_dawg said:
yeah your sentence looks longer as a result of your sig
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I said nothing about my posts, my signature is what i'm talking about

Purple Drama Llama said:
I said nothing about my posts, my signature is what i'm talking about
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i know what i'm saying is when you write a single sentence...the whole box with your name and sig and everything makes the page longer...so if you post 5 times in one page the page becomes bigger than normal

Your sig is fine, altough a bit long.
I do miss the sparkles, even meaning a longer sig...

Here comes another almost-spam thread from Llama!!!
I would prefer that you make a looooooooooooooonger signature instead of creating so many threads
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I did have a 9000x9000 picture as my sig till a mod asked me to delete it because it took up 2 pages.....

My vote is for completely fine. I think people need to stop taking shots at the Drama Llama and as far as "Are llamas dumb?"... No. Alpacas maybe, llamas never. I enjoy your irreverence. Keep the faith, fight the good fight.

freeincolorado said:
My vote is for completely fine. I think people need to stop taking shots at the Drama Llama and as far as "Are llamas dumb?"... No. Alpacas maybe, llamas never. I enjoy your irreverence. Keep the faith, fight the good fight.
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Thank you! See, people..... In my book, you sir would be considered "incredibly awesome"

Purple Drama Llama said:
Thank you! See, people..... In my book, you sir would be considered "incredibly awesome"
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I have no problem with Purple, even the nonsense threads, better a nonsense thread than just invading other peoples threads like some do ...
BUT when I had to scroll 2 pages just to get past the sig to see the next post , that was annoying. I mean come on, a 3 post thread was 9 pages long.
I am all for creative sigs but when they make browsing the thread a chore, that is annoying ...
@purple, PM me with what you want on your sig banner, I have my machine back up and running now ...

Purple Drama Llama said:
Thank you! See, people..... In my book, you sir would be considered "incredibly awesome"
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Well, thank you. Awesomeness does run in my family.

^^Words To Live By... True story.

freeincolorado said:
^^Words To Live By... True story.
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Listen to this guy, he knows what he's talking about

I'm not going to rate your sig.

I pressed 'For beavers' - And now It looks like im the only one to think this.
People always know how to make me feel like a freak...

lonelykatana said:
I pressed 'For beavers' - And now It looks like im the only one to think this.
People always know how to make me feel like a freak...
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Awww....

So who thinks the tv show how i met your mother is awesome?
Sent from my X10a using XDA App

htc fan89 said:
So who thinks the tv show how i met your mother is awesome?
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YOU GOT YOUR X10! Did you install LauncherPro yet

why install launcherpro? I like Sony's spin on android 1.6 lol

Android sucks!

Ok everyone. I tricked you. Obviously from my posts yall know I love Android. However when you saw this title I bet you wanted to argue with me about it. Well guess what. I have a website I just launched where you can do just that. Informal Debates is a debate community and I desperately need people who want to join the site. I come here because I know you guys know your stuff (about Android at least) and I trust you guys. If you want to join, please do http://www.informaldebates.com
Oh and Toast, please forgive me for stepping out of line. I know this isn't specifically Android based but I figured this may help slow down some of the inter debating that goes on here. If you want to delete I understand don't blame you but this is my reasoning.
MOD EDIT: Moved this to off-topic for you, as it fits better in there than in one device forum

Interesting site, I hate debating with liberals though, unless there's a choke button haha.

phatmanxxl said:
Interesting site, I hate debating with liberals though, unless there's a choke button haha.
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HA HA HA! awesome and agreed! It's not just politics though. Literally anything you want to debate or discuss you can. Phones included lol

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My face when I read the title.

phatmanxxl said:
Interesting site, I hate debating with liberals though, unless there's a choke button haha.
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"with Liberty and justice for all"

Dredge said:
My face when I read the title.
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Exactly why I made it that title lol

DirtyShroomz said:
"with Liberty and justice for all"
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Which is why I made the site. Liberty to speak your mind.

chuckhriczko said:
Which is why I made the site. Liberty to speak your mind.
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It's fun to debate but not about politics. Though I do love how people hate "liberals" which is what this country was founded on... smh.

I was reading through the site and someone made the case how the constitution is outdated because it allows criminals to have guns, I was like ugh, *facepalm* I know sooner or later im going to get sucked in to set the record strait.

phatmanxxl said:
I was reading through the site and someone mentioned made the case how the constitution is outdated because it allows criminals to have guns, I was like ugh, *facepalm* I know sooner or later im going to get sucked in to set the record strait.
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Lol! I guess they forgot about the part where it allows law-abiding citizens the ability to protect themselves from these criminals

How can you be desperate for users if you just launched the site? I would study SEO and get effective keywords running through a sitemaps xml file to get crawled if you want users. After that's setup submit it into the search engines. Many of them.

Rick Astley. RULES!

rutter9 said:
How can you be desperate for users if you just launched the site? I would study SEO and get effective keywords running through a sitemaps xml file to get crawled if you want users. After that's setup submit it into the search engines. Many of them.
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Not desperate but I just want people to use the site. I have seo measures in place, though I do need to set up meta tags for the dynamic pages. I just figure this is one way to get people interested. Besides even good seo takes a month to see any results.

DirtyShroomz said:
It's fun to debate but not about politics. Though I do love how people hate "liberals" which is what this country was founded on... smh.
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I find it fun to debate about anything including politics. But that's why you have the choice. And though you're technically correct the term liberal meant something completely different back then. I don't hate anyone. Except Nancy Pelosi

I aspect some fan boy flaming....

htc fan89 said:
I aspect some fan boy flaming....
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Fan boy? Who?

Dear Everyone.

When writing a post use these things called "Capital Letters"!
They make sentences much easier to read and you much more like by me!
Okay?
/rage

wait wutz dis capitl letta u speak ovv

wat r u sayin d00d , hav no idea

how about some punctuation

what are you saying? i can't hear you

I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THIS THREAD IS ABOUT! I'M CONFUSED! I THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS ALL CAPITAL LETTERS NOT "This"
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Oh NOW I UNDERSTAND WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

AH i $EE T0 1 D4M 1 G0T IT WR0NG
(Also (JimJam) I did not get my dinosaur from the same site you got you awseome dog like things from )

MacaronyMax said:
AH i $EE T0 1 D4M 1 G0T IT WR0NG
(Also (JimJam) I did not get my dinosaur from the same site you got you awseome dog like things from )
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d4mn f0r a sec0nd 1 alm0st 5t4rt3d w0nder!nG h0w can 1 Compet3 w1th that s!g

JimJam, i understand your frustration. I always try to include punctuation and capital letters in my writing. But unfortunately, some people seem to take the royal piss and decide to write something so only they can read it.
This thread has made me think more about my writing and take into consideration your point.
Thanks for making the world a better place!
LOL!!!!!

Capitals don't bother me, but when I read 'an windows mobile' or 'a android' it bugs the hell out of me.
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This thread is for grammar nazis, and I like it I can't stand incorrect spelling, punctuation, and capitalization! It drives me nuts haha Oh well, you know this thread just makes the people who can't spell right laugh because they know they're pissing you off Don't worry JimJam; we got yo' back....from a far distance

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twitch153 said:
This thread is for grammar nazis, and I like it I can't stand incorrect spelling, punctuation, and capitalization! It drives me nuts haha Oh well, you know this thread just makes the people who can't spell right laugh because they know they're pissing you off Don't worry JimJam; we go yo' back....from a far distance
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Damn... I checked and checked, but couldn't find an error in that.
Well done twitch.... well done.
^^ I failed

MacaronyMax said:
Damn... I checked and checked, but couldn't find an error in that.
Well done twitch.... well done.
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Then you didn't see the part where it said "we go yo' back" haha I even notice my own errors!

twitch153 said:
Then you didn't see the part where it said "we go yo' back" haha I even notice my own errors!
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DAMN!!!! I must've read the t without noticing

MacaronyMax said:
DAMN!!!! I must've read the t without noticing
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You fail my fine, feathered friend haha Pack up your stuff and go back to elementary school!

twitch153 said:
You fail my fine, feathered friend, haha Pack up your stuff and go back to elementary school!
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Fixed it for you

MacaronyMax said:
Fixed it for you
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You technically don't need that extra comma It all depends on how you are saying the sentence, when I use commas I usually use them as a pausing tool (I do the same thing with smileys; but I use them as periods haha) So you didn't fix it, more so, you made it how you believed it was being pronounced. BAM! IN YOUR FACE!

Well played Mr.twitch... well played
Edit: Oh and did you break your phone ?!