Look at the first tip on HTC's Tips and Tricks section for the Kaiser:
http://www.htc.com/us/FAQ_Detail.aspx?p_id=67&act=tt
So that's why I can never get the keyboard to come out, I was trying to slide it counterclockwise to the right. LOL j/k
The first tip should be:
To: Use your phone
Do: Press the power button
ha..ha..ha..ha
HA HA HA?
i cant believe it o.o!!! i thought that was to the other side! >.<
now i see..!! my tytn2 has a keyboard!!!
Well the Wizard did open to the right... I think...
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Well the Wizard did open to the right... I think...
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Yeah, the Hermes did to, but I still thought it was funny. I was looking for the warnings to, like don't eat the phone, don't use it as a step stool, stuff like that LOL
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Yeah, the Hermes did to, but I still thought it was funny. I was looking for the warnings to, like don't eat the phone, don't use it as a step stool, stuff like that LOL
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If you eat the phone wouldn't it become a stool?
Sorry Bad Joke.
I'll be here all night.
Try the veal.
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If you eat the phone wouldn't it become a stool?
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Ahhhhh you beat me to it.....
Ok, It's official. This fourm has gone to hell.
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Strangely, I find no reference to this on the Bristol Stool Chart!! But you have to imagine it's a Type 1
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XDA-Dev taking you to a new level of scatology
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I would think that with the Lithium Ion Batteries would make it pretty watery or a "Type 7" if you will.
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Ok, It's official. This fourm has gone to hell.
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Or maybe to "****" If you will.
And with that, I just have to share my latest meme discovery. Thank goodness for the blockatiel!
Never fear, Blocktiel has come down from his perch and saved us all! (original post unmodified.)
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Strangely, I find no reference to this on the Bristol Stool Chart!! But you have to imagine it's a Type 1
Mike
XDA-Dev taking you to a new level of scatology
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--- WTF??? ---
Umm.. Mr Moderator, was that image appropiate- I certainly didn't want to see that? There are kiddies on this forum, you know
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PS As for Blocktiel Sensorship I say out out damned bird. Freedom to view I say.
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No... No.... surely not....._Alex_ is a WoWfag?
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/LOL_WUT
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I firmly believe in this method of WoW playing. I also believe that I am a bird.
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Like they are so innocent! And as for you, well obviously you don't you know.... ever erm..... produce fecal matter. A sort of immaculate defacation if you will. I imagine when you walk in the park you avert your eyes to avoid the doggy doo doo, in which case I iguess you return home with it upon your shoes with monotonous regularity - this is not a pleasant thought! If your kids walk in the park I suppose you go before them throwing thyself upon the offending articles lest they be morrally and forever corrupted?
We are all learning here - everyday in every way
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_Scale
Mike
PS As for Blocktiel Sensorship I say out out damned bird. Freedom to view I say.
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No no no, I was talking about the practically nude image of Alex the moderator. It was quite... off putting...If I want to view male porn, I'm sure I can suscribe to the playgirl channel
And no I don't have kiddies- and when I do, I will happily sacrifice myself to protect them from stepping on doggy stools. Such experiences leave children damaged forever
You both need Jesus
(Please note the facetiousness in much of the above post)
Time to revive this thread... I'm back!!!
Related
A LITTLE HELP?
rickyjune said:
A LITTLE HELP?
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here is your new phone, really easy to use. I hope ive been some help.
http://www.jitterbug.com/Phones.aspx
KD8DNS said:
here is your new phone, really easy to use. I hope ive been some help.
http://www.jitterbug.com/Phones.aspx
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The "OneTouch" seems perfect.
This is more of a pre-pay...
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You can barrow my wifes if you need to.
"Lava Lamp" Phone.
Latest camera phone?
We can go on and on.....
LOL That is funny. I know that my next phone hasn't even been designed yet.
More of the on the go prepaid.
.. handsfree?
The next Windows Mobile 9. Thabk you Bill.
The latest in Bluetooth
No battery needed!!!
This will be my next investment if the price is right $$$
a brick...
if you come here and don't read...
DaveShaw said:
if you come here and don't read...
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I got one of those. And I do read. LOL
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I got one of those. And I do read. LOL
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But you don't listen,
or so I read
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But you don't listen,
or so I read
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LOL, Whats that supposed to mean? I thought a liberal application of oil would help. WHo knew.
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LOL, Whats that supposed to mean? I thought a liberal application of oil would help. WHo knew.
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I half read (cos I'm lazy), that GSLEON was trying to help u and u bricked it.
Or maybe that wasn't a metaphor...
Hope it's fixed soon
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I half read (cos I'm lazy), that GSLEON was trying to help u and u bricked it.
Or maybe that wasn't a metaphor...
Hope it's fixed soon
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No, it wasn't because of any of that. I have never had an issue with any kind of a flash or app or any of that. I always point people twoards GSLEON3 that are looking for help with mtty. My issue is not based on any flash or anything like that. My issue is based on my lack of attention to detail. I dropped my phone in a container of fresh oil and didnt recognize the problem for about an hour or so. Needless to say I have a real pretty "LAVA LAMP" phone.
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No, it wasn't because of any of that. I have never had an issue with any kind of a flash or app or any of that. I always point people twoards GSLEON3 that are looking for help with mtty. My issue is not based on any flash or anything like that. My issue is based on my lack of attention to detail. I dropped my phone in a container of fresh oil and didnt recognize the problem for about an hour or so. Needless to say I have a real pretty "LAVA LAMP" phone.
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Oops!
Found the link I was on about... http://forum.xda-developers.com/showpost.php?p=2161913&postcount=6
I took it to mean, he told you one thing and you did another. Like I said I was skim reading.
Anyhow, it's quitting time for today.
GL getting the phone working.
Dave
DaveShaw said:
Oops!
Found the link I was on about... http://forum.xda-developers.com/showpost.php?p=2161913&postcount=6
I took it to mean, he told you one thing and you did another. Like I said I was skim reading.
Anyhow, it's quitting time for today.
GL getting the phone working.
Dave
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LOL, yea that was a funny one. Everyone gets a kick out of my luck. Oh well, its all good.
shoe phone http://youtube.com/watch?v=qGVJCVeOs1Q&feature=dir
what the hell????
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Seriously, why do we have crap like this for ad's??
Whats that? Some program or what? Do u have something against lesbians?
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Whats that? Some program or what? Do u have something against lesbians?
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Id rather not express my feeling on the subject.
And the point is: why are there such irrelevant ad's on here, doesnt google adsense or w/e mold to fit the site?
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Id rather not express my feeling on the subject.
And the point is: why are there such irrelevant ad's on here, doesnt google adsense or w/e mold to fit the site?
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U really have to be a girl cause every boy likes lesbians.
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I'm afraid we only have ourselves to blame. These adds are "intelligent" ads. The sort of add that appears is based on the text you are viewing on screen at the time. So for example, I notice that you were viewing a post that several times mentions the word gay and lesbian - and that is why the lesbian add appeared. If you have the word Nokia appearing on the page or Muslim for example then the adds that appear may well be related to Nokia phones or Muslims in some way.
Mike
PS - Nothing out and out pornographic or extreme will appear.
In all probability then this kind of add will only appear in the off topic section. Assuming folk post in the correct forum.
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Thanks for the clarification.
Looks like our ZeeZee was looking at gays and lesbians, shame on u girl!!
Just kiding.
mikechannon said:
I'm afraid we only have ourselves to blame. These adds are "intelligent" ads. The sort of add that appears is based on the text you are viewing on screen at the time. So for example, I notice that you were viewing a post that several times mentions the word gay and lesbian - and that is why the lesbian add appeared. If you have the word Nokia appearing on the page or Muslim for example then the adds that appear may well be related to Nokia phones or Muslims in some way.
Mike
PS - Nothing out and out pornographic or extreme will appear.
In all probability then this kind of add will only appear in the off topic section. Assuming folk post in the correct forum.
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Retarded ad's.
zeezee said:
Retarded ad's.
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hehe, there is no privite life on internet.
Hah! This made my day..
LOL!!! Did you take the test! It looks like you were at the jokes thread, I'm sure "Lesbian" was somewhere in there.
I saw an ad on the site for iphone unlocking. That is wrong on so many levels
hmmmm...why would u be google searching on the word "lesbian"? come clean...this is going down hill fast!
Firefox + AdSense
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LOL!!! Did you take the test! It looks like you were at the jokes thread, I'm sure "Lesbian" was somewhere in there.
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No!!, why would i take the test?? what do you think i am?
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No!!, why would i take the test?? what do you think i am?
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Sorry, had to ask !
haha yea i had something like that on another forum. it was an ad for gay asians. oO i was all trippin out.
This is the internet, for crying out loud. A completely unedited, uncensored medium...we can't take everything so seriously.
Mikulec said:
U really have to be a girl cause every boy likes lesbians.
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That is correct
jacknmary said:
That is correct
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hehe, high five.
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No!!, why would i take the test?? what do you think i am?
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Generally...the squeakiest wheel is the one needing the oil....
(Bow Chicka Wow Wow)
I took the test and apparently I'm a lesbian too...I love women.
(me <---a guy)
was just wondering how to become a mod here
I was a groovy mod once back in the 70's but I had to quit smoking, get a suit, cut my hair, shave and join the rat race
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heheeee thanks
sheennick123456 said:
was just wondering how to become a mod here
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You have to be devoted, Actual mods, nir, Josh, and Dave
denco7 said:
You have to be devoted, Actual mods, nir, Josh, and Dave
....IMG...
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Better I add my picture as well..
denco7 said:
You have to be devoted, Actual mods, nir, Josh, and Dave
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LMAO
By the way, Mike offers mod nominations in exchange for "certain favours". Just ask P1Tater .
I have a feeling we are going off topic very quickly
Dave
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LMAO
By the way, Mike offers mod nominations in exchange for "certain favours". Just ask P1Tater .
I have a feeling we are going off topic very quickly
Dave
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Has P1Tater been chained in Mikes basement again? I haven't seen him in a while...
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Has P1Tater been chained in Mikes basement again? I haven't seen him in a while...
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Yup he does not seem to be in his office
l3v5y said:
Has P1Tater been chained in Mikes basement again? I haven't seen him in a while...
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Is it P1's turn again?
That means you are up next
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Is it P1's turn again?
That means you are up next
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But last time I got such horrible scarring... My legs have only just grown back.
l3v5y said:
But last time I got such horrible scarring... My legs have only just grown back.
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You are not supposed to speak about the special powers you get once you become a mod
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You are not supposed to speak about the special powers you get once you become a mod
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I thought people already knew! I'm sorry! *sobs into his shattered spine*
hey im a mod and i didnt get those powers ;/
Mods Anonymous...
* Can see it now... *
ather90 said:
Hi, My name's Ather. And, I'm a mod...
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everyone said:
Hi Ather...
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* Can see it now... *
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How did he get those powers ??
Oh yes he did not
I can forsee the future... Every one of you will be in Mods Anonymous.. I'll be in the 'Marketplace Anonymous'... We'll have mixers where we can socialize and show off our crazy device collections... Now, if only I could find a way to talk AT&T into giving me more than one SIM on a line... *sighs*.. It'll be possible one day...
Wondeful!!!!
wow, many mods come here,.
btw, i just realize that mikechannon changed his signature,.
mikechannon said:
A Moderator is facing a mugger with a gun.“Your money or your life!” says the mugger.
“I'm sorry,” the XDA-Moderator answers, “I am a Moderator, so I have no money and no life.”
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Jeepers!!! No wonder I almost got thrown out of my job
Q
How many XDA-Moderators does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A
None, XDA-Mods do not need to screw in light bulbs because the world revolves around them
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IT'S A LAMP GOT DAMNIT! AND DON'T TOUCH IT!
(See, I have a life outside of moderation... It's stagecrew! My life from home )
Some threads are being flooded with complaints, bashing, etc., which cause the actual information hard to be found! I have had to skip through at least 10 posts after my good night sleep (only 6 hours!!), so pleeeeeease people, if you have complaints about others, move over to this thread...
I hate threads moaning about peopel moaning...
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I hate threads moaning about peopel moaning...
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Lol, I hate people, Period!
I just hope people will stop cluttering nice threads that contain useful information with unrelated chitchat (phew, I wish it was only chitchat!!)...
Regards,
Nika.
I know what you are talking about...the NRG thread...its been happening since the beginning of time
Every now and then someone...a member that has nothing better to do but to pick fight will come along...also known as "an idiot".. and push people's buttons.I wouldn't sweat it man...relax and enjoy life....be like this guy...he seems happy
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I think I know that clown...
Just to let you know...this thread will be watch so if any rules are broken will be closed. You are warned
Cheers,
PLease do!!!!
Just wait till he turns into Stephen Kings version of a clown
Regards,
Nika.
Omg that's why clowns freak me out!!!
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nikagl said:
Just wait till he turns into Stephen Kings version of a clown
Regards,
Nika.
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I need a manicure......on that one.
Mr. Clown said:
I need a manicure......on that one.
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Lol, you should watch the movie (IT) and you'll see you need much more than just a manicure!
nikagl said:
Lol, you should watch the movie (IT) and you'll see you need much more than just a manicure!
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He is the movie...be afraid of el Señor Payaso
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He is the movie...be afraid of el Señor Payaso
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Well, his profile picture does look alike, but way to friendly! And look what his profile says:
Occupation
Work for a humanitarian and Charity Organization
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Nice cover!!
Regards,
Nika.
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Well, his profile picture does look alike, but way to friendly! And look what his profile says:Nice cover!!
Regards,
Nika.
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That's just a fake cover...you know...I can't make public what I "really" do. By the way....I was really the guy who made the movie as my friend M_T_M stated.
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That's just a fake cover...you know...I can't make public what I "really" do. By the way....I was really the guy who made the movie as my friend M_T_M stated.
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i'm afraid my friends he is right
RUN!!!!
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That's just a fake cover...you know...I can't make public what I "really" do. By the way....I was really the guy who made the movie as my friend M_T_M stated.
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so then, Is it true do they all float down there? what haappens if you have just had a really heavy meal?
Mr. Clown said:
That's just a fake cover...you know...I can't make public what I "really" do. By the way....I was really the guy who made the movie as my friend M_T_M stated.
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Well then, I hope this thread will scare off some people so they'll stop bashing, swearing and complaining
If you want a phone that runs Android, why did you buy an Hd2? Seriously people how many threads do we need asking about an Android port.
Ok, I feel better now.
freeincolorado said:
If you want a phone that runs Android, why did you buy an Hd2? Seriously people how many threads do we need asking about an Android port.
Ok, I feel better now.
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Lol, same accounts for running WP7. If you want to get WP7 as soon as it comes out, buy a new phone!
nikagl said:
Lol, same accounts for running WP7. If you want to get WP7 as soon as it comes out, buy a new phone!
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Yeah, that too. LOL.
When writing a post use these things called "Capital Letters"!
They make sentences much easier to read and you much more like by me!
Okay?
/rage
wait wutz dis capitl letta u speak ovv
wat r u sayin d00d , hav no idea
how about some punctuation
what are you saying? i can't hear you
I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THIS THREAD IS ABOUT! I'M CONFUSED! I THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS ALL CAPITAL LETTERS NOT "This"
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Oh NOW I UNDERSTAND WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
AH i $EE T0 1 D4M 1 G0T IT WR0NG
(Also (JimJam) I did not get my dinosaur from the same site you got you awseome dog like things from )
MacaronyMax said:
AH i $EE T0 1 D4M 1 G0T IT WR0NG
(Also (JimJam) I did not get my dinosaur from the same site you got you awseome dog like things from )
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d4mn f0r a sec0nd 1 alm0st 5t4rt3d w0nder!nG h0w can 1 Compet3 w1th that s!g
JimJam, i understand your frustration. I always try to include punctuation and capital letters in my writing. But unfortunately, some people seem to take the royal piss and decide to write something so only they can read it.
This thread has made me think more about my writing and take into consideration your point.
Thanks for making the world a better place!
LOL!!!!!
Capitals don't bother me, but when I read 'an windows mobile' or 'a android' it bugs the hell out of me.
Sent from my HTC Desire using XDA App
This thread is for grammar nazis, and I like it I can't stand incorrect spelling, punctuation, and capitalization! It drives me nuts haha Oh well, you know this thread just makes the people who can't spell right laugh because they know they're pissing you off Don't worry JimJam; we got yo' back....from a far distance
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This thread is for grammar nazis, and I like it I can't stand incorrect spelling, punctuation, and capitalization! It drives me nuts haha Oh well, you know this thread just makes the people who can't spell right laugh because they know they're pissing you off Don't worry JimJam; we go yo' back....from a far distance
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Damn... I checked and checked, but couldn't find an error in that.
Well done twitch.... well done.
^^ I failed
MacaronyMax said:
Damn... I checked and checked, but couldn't find an error in that.
Well done twitch.... well done.
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Then you didn't see the part where it said "we go yo' back" haha I even notice my own errors!
twitch153 said:
Then you didn't see the part where it said "we go yo' back" haha I even notice my own errors!
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DAMN!!!! I must've read the t without noticing
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DAMN!!!! I must've read the t without noticing
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You fail my fine, feathered friend haha Pack up your stuff and go back to elementary school!
twitch153 said:
You fail my fine, feathered friend, haha Pack up your stuff and go back to elementary school!
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Fixed it for you
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Fixed it for you
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You technically don't need that extra comma It all depends on how you are saying the sentence, when I use commas I usually use them as a pausing tool (I do the same thing with smileys; but I use them as periods haha) So you didn't fix it, more so, you made it how you believed it was being pronounced. BAM! IN YOUR FACE!
Well played Mr.twitch... well played
Edit: Oh and did you break your phone ?!