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Need a little laugh?

Look at the first tip on HTC's Tips and Tricks section for the Kaiser:
http://www.htc.com/us/FAQ_Detail.aspx?p_id=67&act=tt
So that's why I can never get the keyboard to come out, I was trying to slide it counterclockwise to the right. LOL j/k
The first tip should be:
To: Use your phone
Do: Press the power button

ha..ha..ha..ha

HA HA HA?
i cant believe it o.o!!! i thought that was to the other side! >.<
now i see..!! my tytn2 has a keyboard!!!

Well the Wizard did open to the right... I think...

NotATreoFan said:
Well the Wizard did open to the right... I think...
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Yeah, the Hermes did to, but I still thought it was funny. I was looking for the warnings to, like don't eat the phone, don't use it as a step stool, stuff like that LOL

PhantomYoda said:
Yeah, the Hermes did to, but I still thought it was funny. I was looking for the warnings to, like don't eat the phone, don't use it as a step stool, stuff like that LOL
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If you eat the phone wouldn't it become a stool?
Sorry Bad Joke.
I'll be here all night.
Try the veal.

JimmyMcGee said:
If you eat the phone wouldn't it become a stool?
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Ahhhhh you beat me to it.....

Ok, It's official. This fourm has gone to hell.

mikechannon said:
Strangely, I find no reference to this on the Bristol Stool Chart!! But you have to imagine it's a Type 1
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XDA-Dev taking you to a new level of scatology
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I would think that with the Lithium Ion Batteries would make it pretty watery or a "Type 7" if you will.
P1Tater said:
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Or maybe to "****" If you will.

And with that, I just have to share my latest meme discovery. Thank goodness for the blockatiel!
Never fear, Blocktiel has come down from his perch and saved us all! (original post unmodified.)

mikechannon said:
Strangely, I find no reference to this on the Bristol Stool Chart!! But you have to imagine it's a Type 1
Mike
XDA-Dev taking you to a new level of scatology
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--- WTF??? ---

Umm.. Mr Moderator, was that image appropiate- I certainly didn't want to see that? There are kiddies on this forum, you know

mikechannon said:
PS As for Blocktiel Sensorship I say out out damned bird. Freedom to view I say.
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mikechannon said:
No... No.... surely not....._Alex_ is a WoWfag?
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/LOL_WUT
Mike
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I firmly believe in this method of WoW playing. I also believe that I am a bird.

mikechannon said:
Like they are so innocent! And as for you, well obviously you don't you know.... ever erm..... produce fecal matter. A sort of immaculate defacation if you will. I imagine when you walk in the park you avert your eyes to avoid the doggy doo doo, in which case I iguess you return home with it upon your shoes with monotonous regularity - this is not a pleasant thought! If your kids walk in the park I suppose you go before them throwing thyself upon the offending articles lest they be morrally and forever corrupted?
We are all learning here - everyday in every way
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_Scale
Mike
PS As for Blocktiel Sensorship I say out out damned bird. Freedom to view I say.
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No no no, I was talking about the practically nude image of Alex the moderator. It was quite... off putting...If I want to view male porn, I'm sure I can suscribe to the playgirl channel
And no I don't have kiddies- and when I do, I will happily sacrifice myself to protect them from stepping on doggy stools. Such experiences leave children damaged forever
You both need Jesus
(Please note the facetiousness in much of the above post)

Time to revive this thread... I'm back!!!

Is there anyway?

Hi knowledgeable ones,
Is there a way to get htcPhotoWidget.apk to run on the G1 (on 4.1.9999) while not using the Hero rom it comes from?

it would require the closed source framework from htc

elzee said:
Hi knowledgeable ones,
Is there a way to get htcPhotoWidget.apk to run on the G1 (on 4.1.9999) while not using the Hero rom it comes from?
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From Cyanogen's old 4.0.4 stable thread.....
12. Will you include feature XXX from Hero?
No. Most of the HTC apps in Hero require the heavily modified closed-source Android core which I won't be including.
Source: http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=537204
Given his answer, I would imagine that you can't easily include it in his build otherwise he probably would have.
EDIT: Damn Grid, you always beat me to the answers!!!!! lol

gridlock32404 said:
it would require the closed source framework from htc
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Which would or would not be compatible with Cyanogen's current rom?

Would not......

DirectMatrix said:
From Cyanogen's old 4.0.4 stable thread.....
12. Will you include feature XXX from Hero?
No. Most of the HTC apps in Hero require the heavily modified closed-source Android core which I won't be including.
Source: http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=537204
Given his answer, I would imagine that you can't easily include it in his build otherwise he probably would have.
EDIT: Damn Grid, you always beat me to the answers!!!!! lol
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sorry matrix, sometimes i am too quick for my own good
to the op, thank you for cleaning up that pic for us, it is much appreciated

gridlock32404 said:
to the op, thank you for cleaning up that pic for me, it is much appreciated
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To the OP
No thank you for cleaning up that pic for me. muchos appreciation.

oh preme, don't cry because someone cleaned up your pic that you made

gridlock32404 said:
oh preme, don't cry because someone cleaned up your pic that you made
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Hey i'm glad someone did it for me. I'm a photoshop beginner.

wow my bad preme, i thought you were crying about it not thanking the guy. wow i misread that, can you tell i am tired, i missed my nap time

gridlock32404 said:
wow my bad preme, i thought you were crying about it not thanking the guy. wow i misread that, can you tell i am tired, i missed my nap time
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I forgot how hard babysitting was.

it is really really hard, i actually have to pay attention to something

gridlock32404 said:
it is really really hard, i actually have to pay attention to something
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Nah i just carry a bottle of purple stuff for the kids to go nite nite! Check this out to see what i mean. Preme knows what im talking bout
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsoMVxtKlGM

wow nail, i feel retarded after watching that vid

nailhernick! said:
Nah i just carry a bottle of purple stuff for the kids to go nite nite! Check this out to see what i mean. Preme knows what im talking bout
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsoMVxtKlGM
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Yessir you hit the nail on the head with that one,
R.I.P. Big Moe. But you know he died from drinkin that stuff and bein overweight.
And f u grid. You still want to come to my house and stay,

gridlock32404 said:
sometimes i am too quick for my own good
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http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y117/awe_some_o/Funny%20****/erectile_dysfunction.jpg

OMG! My thread! My poor poor thread has been turned into a PE JOKEFEST!
LOVE IT! lol!!!
Hey .. and you're both welcome!

elzee said:
OMG! My thread! My poor poor thread has been turned into a PE JOKEFEST!
LOVE IT! lol!!!
Hey .. and you're both welcome!
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supremeteam256 said:
Yessir you hit the nail on the head with that one,
R.I.P. Big Moe. But you know he died from drinkin that stuff and bein overweight.
And f u grid. You still want to come to my house and stay,
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the bet way to die....

Complaints, bashing, crying, etc., please post here!

Some threads are being flooded with complaints, bashing, etc., which cause the actual information hard to be found! I have had to skip through at least 10 posts after my good night sleep (only 6 hours!!), so pleeeeeease people, if you have complaints about others, move over to this thread...

I hate threads moaning about peopel moaning...

MalekoUK said:
I hate threads moaning about peopel moaning...
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Lol, I hate people, Period!
I just hope people will stop cluttering nice threads that contain useful information with unrelated chitchat (phew, I wish it was only chitchat!!)...
Regards,
Nika.

I know what you are talking about...the NRG thread...its been happening since the beginning of time
Every now and then someone...a member that has nothing better to do but to pick fight will come along...also known as "an idiot".. and push people's buttons.I wouldn't sweat it man...relax and enjoy life....be like this guy...he seems happy
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I think I know that clown...
Just to let you know...this thread will be watch so if any rules are broken will be closed. You are warned
Cheers,

PLease do!!!!

Just wait till he turns into Stephen Kings version of a clown
Regards,
Nika.

Omg that's why clowns freak me out!!!
Sent from my HTC Hero using XDA App

nikagl said:
Just wait till he turns into Stephen Kings version of a clown
Regards,
Nika.
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I need a manicure......on that one.

Mr. Clown said:
I need a manicure......on that one.
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Lol, you should watch the movie (IT) and you'll see you need much more than just a manicure!

nikagl said:
Lol, you should watch the movie (IT) and you'll see you need much more than just a manicure!
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He is the movie...be afraid of el Señor Payaso

M_T_M said:
He is the movie...be afraid of el Señor Payaso
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Well, his profile picture does look alike, but way to friendly! And look what his profile says:
Occupation
Work for a humanitarian and Charity Organization
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Nice cover!!
Regards,
Nika.

nikagl said:
Well, his profile picture does look alike, but way to friendly! And look what his profile says:Nice cover!!
Regards,
Nika.
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That's just a fake cover...you know...I can't make public what I "really" do. By the way....I was really the guy who made the movie as my friend M_T_M stated.

Mr. Clown said:
That's just a fake cover...you know...I can't make public what I "really" do. By the way....I was really the guy who made the movie as my friend M_T_M stated.
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i'm afraid my friends he is right
RUN!!!!

Mr. Clown said:
That's just a fake cover...you know...I can't make public what I "really" do. By the way....I was really the guy who made the movie as my friend M_T_M stated.
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so then, Is it true do they all float down there? what haappens if you have just had a really heavy meal?

Mr. Clown said:
That's just a fake cover...you know...I can't make public what I "really" do. By the way....I was really the guy who made the movie as my friend M_T_M stated.
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Well then, I hope this thread will scare off some people so they'll stop bashing, swearing and complaining

If you want a phone that runs Android, why did you buy an Hd2? Seriously people how many threads do we need asking about an Android port.
Ok, I feel better now.

freeincolorado said:
If you want a phone that runs Android, why did you buy an Hd2? Seriously people how many threads do we need asking about an Android port.
Ok, I feel better now.
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Lol, same accounts for running WP7. If you want to get WP7 as soon as it comes out, buy a new phone!

nikagl said:
Lol, same accounts for running WP7. If you want to get WP7 as soon as it comes out, buy a new phone!
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Yeah, that too. LOL.

You know you spend too much time on these forums...

When you're really drunk and exhausted and making out with a girl and thoughts come into your head like "wait, what if our radio and RILs aren't compatible? i'm pretty sure she said she was running an older radio than me. what's going on? fuuuhhhhhh"
So is it just me with this problem?

Yes

Not sure if I should laugh or cry...

What's up with your mood today Jaszek? Do you have something on your mind that you want to get out?
Or are you just tired of meaningless threads?

mroach said:
When you're really drunk and exhausted and making out with a girl and thoughts come into your head like "wait, what if our radio and RILs aren't compatible? i'm pretty sure she said she was running an older radio than me. what's going on? fuuuhhhhhh"
So is it just me with this problem?
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What's a 'girl'?
Is it some sort of new phone?

DirkGently said:
What's a 'girl'?
Is it some sort of new phone?
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Must be something normal people have and we will never get.
Sent from my broken HTC Sensation

I know I spend too much time on here because the missus tells me so....

LordManhattan said:
Or are you just tired of meaningless threads?
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Isn't that what this sub-forum is for? D:

mroach said:
Isn't that what this sub-forum is for? D:
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What are you?..... A lawyer???

conantroutman said:
What are you?..... A lawyer???
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A newb not wanting to break the rules And I probably drink too much.

You haven't broken any rules yet, so you're safe (for now)! Drink to much? Is that even possible?

LordManhattan said:
You haven't broken any rules yet, so you're safe (for now)! Drink to much? Is that even possible?
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When I first looked I thought that the guy in the middle was the drunk one....
Then I realised the two at the sides were French so it must be the guy in the middle who's holding both of them upright..
(no offence to any French people I love France)

Hey! I'm half french, and liar you are, not drunk i am imbecile you are!

conantroutman said:
When I first looked I thought that the guy in the middle was the drunk one....
Then I realised the two at the sides were French so it must be the guy in the middle who's holding both of them upright..
(no offence to any French people I love France)
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The gentlemen on the right is Italian.
Also:

mroach said:
The gentlemen on the right is Italian.
Also:
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Gahhhh....
You know you're too drunk when you confuse Berlusconi with Chirac...
I'm not sure he could be described as a gentleman though...
Wait a minute... this is getting awfully political and we don't allow that around here... I better go get a mod....
Come to think of it, I haven't seen M_T_M all day....
You know you spend too much time on these forums when you worry because M_T_M hasnt posted in a few hours.....

Hahah, well they do look a little alike, and Chirac is clearly the drunk one on this photo, so you got that part right

Wtf
Lol
Sent from my HTC Sensation XE with Beats Audio Z715e using XDA App

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Hahah, well they do look a little alike, and Chirac is clearly the drunk one on this photo, so you got that part right
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They're both creepy old continental Europeans who are out of work

Just so you know...

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Yeah that's right, I said it.
***I'm calling you out @M_T_M***

TheRomMistress said:
Yeah that's right, I said it.
***I'm calling you out @M_T_M***
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wut, wut??!!

M_T_M said:
wut, wut??!!
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I can't believe it! Mr M in the flesh...kinda! Long time no see sir

TheRomMistress said:
I can't believe it! Mr M in the flesh...kinda! Long time no see sir
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Hello!!
How've you been? How's life and everything else going for you?

TheRomMistress said:
Yeah that's right, I said it.
***I'm calling you out @M_T_M***
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I say bring it! Wait wat?!?
Dang MtM she called you out....

TheRomMistress said:
I can't believe it! Mr M in the flesh...kinda! Long time no see sir
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You know, we haven't banned M_T_M in a while.

I have never been banned! I feel a bit left out now. Maybe if I troll enough.....I wonder if any non-mods will chime in here, lol. Mod fest!
And I have been very well MTM, thank you for asking.

Yay for TheRomMistress!

+1

+1's and Yay's? Come on guys you can do better than that.

M_T_M said:
Hello!!
How've you been? How's life and everything else going for you?
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Yay for TheRomMistress!
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+1
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+1's and Yay's? Come on guys you can do better than that.
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..... and the Mistress returns, whip in hand. Let the fun commence

I am the sexiest one of all.
just sayin'

Someone on this page has a new title...

NotATreoFan said:
Someone on this page has a new title...
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I see no new titles your sayer or lies!

orangekid said:
I see no new titles your sayer or lies!
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Oh it's there... look closely.

NotATreoFan said:
Someone on this page has a new title...
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I've been gone so long I wood even recognize the old titles.
Speaking of which, I never got a fun title before I left

Fallen Spartan said:
..... and the Mistress returns, whip in hand. Let the fun commence
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It's not quite.the.triumphant return as I would like. I can't whip noobs.into.shape. I might get banned.

NotATreoFan said:
Someone on this page has a new title...
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Why you little..!!! -__- :highfive::silly:

M_T_M said:
Why you little..!!! -__- :highfive::silly:
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I texted your wife, she said to do it.