When you're really drunk and exhausted and making out with a girl and thoughts come into your head like "wait, what if our radio and RILs aren't compatible? i'm pretty sure she said she was running an older radio than me. what's going on? fuuuhhhhhh"
So is it just me with this problem?
Yes
Not sure if I should laugh or cry...
What's up with your mood today Jaszek? Do you have something on your mind that you want to get out?
Or are you just tired of meaningless threads?
mroach said:
When you're really drunk and exhausted and making out with a girl and thoughts come into your head like "wait, what if our radio and RILs aren't compatible? i'm pretty sure she said she was running an older radio than me. what's going on? fuuuhhhhhh"
So is it just me with this problem?
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What's a 'girl'?
Is it some sort of new phone?
DirkGently said:
What's a 'girl'?
Is it some sort of new phone?
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Must be something normal people have and we will never get.
Sent from my broken HTC Sensation
I know I spend too much time on here because the missus tells me so....
LordManhattan said:
Or are you just tired of meaningless threads?
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Isn't that what this sub-forum is for? D:
mroach said:
Isn't that what this sub-forum is for? D:
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What are you?..... A lawyer???
conantroutman said:
What are you?..... A lawyer???
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A newb not wanting to break the rules And I probably drink too much.
You haven't broken any rules yet, so you're safe (for now)! Drink to much? Is that even possible?
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You haven't broken any rules yet, so you're safe (for now)! Drink to much? Is that even possible?
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When I first looked I thought that the guy in the middle was the drunk one....
Then I realised the two at the sides were French so it must be the guy in the middle who's holding both of them upright..
(no offence to any French people I love France)
Hey! I'm half french, and liar you are, not drunk i am imbecile you are!
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When I first looked I thought that the guy in the middle was the drunk one....
Then I realised the two at the sides were French so it must be the guy in the middle who's holding both of them upright..
(no offence to any French people I love France)
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The gentlemen on the right is Italian.
Also:
mroach said:
The gentlemen on the right is Italian.
Also:
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Gahhhh....
You know you're too drunk when you confuse Berlusconi with Chirac...
I'm not sure he could be described as a gentleman though...
Wait a minute... this is getting awfully political and we don't allow that around here... I better go get a mod....
Come to think of it, I haven't seen M_T_M all day....
You know you spend too much time on these forums when you worry because M_T_M hasnt posted in a few hours.....
Hahah, well they do look a little alike, and Chirac is clearly the drunk one on this photo, so you got that part right
Wtf
Lol
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Hahah, well they do look a little alike, and Chirac is clearly the drunk one on this photo, so you got that part right
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They're both creepy old continental Europeans who are out of work
Related
Look at the first tip on HTC's Tips and Tricks section for the Kaiser:
http://www.htc.com/us/FAQ_Detail.aspx?p_id=67&act=tt
So that's why I can never get the keyboard to come out, I was trying to slide it counterclockwise to the right. LOL j/k
The first tip should be:
To: Use your phone
Do: Press the power button
ha..ha..ha..ha
HA HA HA?
i cant believe it o.o!!! i thought that was to the other side! >.<
now i see..!! my tytn2 has a keyboard!!!
Well the Wizard did open to the right... I think...
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Well the Wizard did open to the right... I think...
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Yeah, the Hermes did to, but I still thought it was funny. I was looking for the warnings to, like don't eat the phone, don't use it as a step stool, stuff like that LOL
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Yeah, the Hermes did to, but I still thought it was funny. I was looking for the warnings to, like don't eat the phone, don't use it as a step stool, stuff like that LOL
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If you eat the phone wouldn't it become a stool?
Sorry Bad Joke.
I'll be here all night.
Try the veal.
JimmyMcGee said:
If you eat the phone wouldn't it become a stool?
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Ahhhhh you beat me to it.....
Ok, It's official. This fourm has gone to hell.
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Strangely, I find no reference to this on the Bristol Stool Chart!! But you have to imagine it's a Type 1
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XDA-Dev taking you to a new level of scatology
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I would think that with the Lithium Ion Batteries would make it pretty watery or a "Type 7" if you will.
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Ok, It's official. This fourm has gone to hell.
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Or maybe to "****" If you will.
And with that, I just have to share my latest meme discovery. Thank goodness for the blockatiel!
Never fear, Blocktiel has come down from his perch and saved us all! (original post unmodified.)
mikechannon said:
Strangely, I find no reference to this on the Bristol Stool Chart!! But you have to imagine it's a Type 1
Mike
XDA-Dev taking you to a new level of scatology
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--- WTF??? ---
Umm.. Mr Moderator, was that image appropiate- I certainly didn't want to see that? There are kiddies on this forum, you know
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PS As for Blocktiel Sensorship I say out out damned bird. Freedom to view I say.
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No... No.... surely not....._Alex_ is a WoWfag?
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/LOL_WUT
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I firmly believe in this method of WoW playing. I also believe that I am a bird.
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Like they are so innocent! And as for you, well obviously you don't you know.... ever erm..... produce fecal matter. A sort of immaculate defacation if you will. I imagine when you walk in the park you avert your eyes to avoid the doggy doo doo, in which case I iguess you return home with it upon your shoes with monotonous regularity - this is not a pleasant thought! If your kids walk in the park I suppose you go before them throwing thyself upon the offending articles lest they be morrally and forever corrupted?
We are all learning here - everyday in every way
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_Scale
Mike
PS As for Blocktiel Sensorship I say out out damned bird. Freedom to view I say.
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No no no, I was talking about the practically nude image of Alex the moderator. It was quite... off putting...If I want to view male porn, I'm sure I can suscribe to the playgirl channel
And no I don't have kiddies- and when I do, I will happily sacrifice myself to protect them from stepping on doggy stools. Such experiences leave children damaged forever
You both need Jesus
(Please note the facetiousness in much of the above post)
Time to revive this thread... I'm back!!!
Anyone try the new flavors?
I don't drink Mountain Dew often, but I sure dig that they are always coming out with new flavors. I wish this happened more often with the popular brands...
is mountain dew the 'sprite like' softdrink?
dranked it only once in my life and i forgot bout it cause its not very popular here.
good luck with your post roryt
ohoh five more posts till senior member!
ClementNg23 said:
is mountain dew the 'sprite like' softdrink?
dranked it only once in my life and i forgot bout it cause its not very popular here.
good luck with your post roryt
ohoh five more posts till senior member!
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Same here nobody knows it, I also drink it once...
let´s remember this is a world forum
Not everyone lives in US there are more countries!!
What about if I ask OP for my local favorite beverage?, have you ever drinked Vita?
I bet you don´t
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Same here nobody knows it, I also drink it once...
let´s remember this is a world forum
Not everyone lives in US there are more countries!!
What about if I ask OP for my local favorite beverage?, have you ever drinked Vita?
I bet you don´t
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Ahhhh! Vita...the drink of the champions
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>Well said!!!
I´m glad someone knows it
Personally, Livewire is probably my favorite Dew. I'm actually drinking one of the Dewmocracy flavors right now! (LIME which isn't as bad as it might sound)
Personally, I like the Typhoon flavor, which is cherry something or other I believe.
Yeah I wish there was more Lime pop/soda than there is here in the States. I realize this is a world forum, but like most Americans, I'm egocentric.
It's a higher caffeine citrus-like pop owned by Pepsico
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Yeah I wish there was more Lime pop/soda than there is here in the States. I realize this is a world forum, but like most Americans, I'm egocentric.
It's a higher caffeine citrus-like pop owned by Pepsico
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You got a point
Thanks for the explanation
What about Dr.Pepper ?
I think I saw a even larger picture that will take up more space somewhere in the web
Miliz91 said:
I think I saw a even larger picture that will take up more space somewhere in the web
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Lol!
Like this one?
Tastes like medicine...
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Lol!
Like this one?
Tastes like medicine...
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o.......................k! I was only kidding...but sure, that's the one!!
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o.......................k! I was only kidding...but sure, that's the one!!
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Are you sure that it wasn't this one?
Wow!!!!!!!!
That is huge!!!
Hahaha!
hmmm! yeah....that's pretty big
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Wow!!!!!!!!
That is huge!!!
Hahaha!
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hmmm! yeah....that's pretty big
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TWSS
EqX
Hahahahaha!!
Anyway,,,,,
rorytmeadows said:
Anyone try the new flavors?
I don't drink Mountain Dew often, but I sure dig that they are always coming out with new flavors. I wish this happened more often with the popular brands...
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I'm part of the Dewlabs thing they have. I tried all the new flavors last summer. The typhoon one was the winner in the dewlabs, so I believe that is the one that is going to stay around.
pyropup55 said:
I'm part of the Dewlabs thing they have. I tried all the new flavors last summer. The typhoon one was the winner in the dewlabs, so I believe that is the one that is going to stay around.
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Awesome! That's my pick! I really love that they do this every few years. It really changes things up and makes it interesting.
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TWSS
EqX
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I had to go find a larger picture, it's 10000x7000..... can I post it?
What is the best advice (one-line) for a nerd who uses XDA Developers?
I am still single currently. Thanks.
qipengart said:
What is the best advice (one-line) for a nerd who uses XDA Developers?
I am still single currently. Thanks.
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Spend time when not on the forums, genuinely talking to the women around you.
Good Luck.
i read in mens health that thursdays are also the day women seem to prefer going on dates... maybe that will help?
Dont call urself a nerd
Also , dont think of urself as a nerd
If she is not running a custom rom on her device. Move on.
good day.
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If she is not running a custom rom on her device. Move on.
good day.
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lol yea
show her how smart you are with phones
Thanks... I admit not really being a nerd but I look like one.
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Thanks... I admit not really being a nerd but I look like one.
Sent from my ADR6300 using XDA App
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Chav up a lil bit then
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Chav up a lil bit then
(Jk by the way )
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Your not a chav are you?
I hate chavs
flyboyovyick said:
Your not a chav are you?
I hate chavs
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Fr the ignorants like me
I searched for "Chavs" and found this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav
And this
M_T_M said:
Fr the ignorants like me
I searched for "Chavs" and found this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav
And this
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You didn't know what a chav is????
Are you american??????
Thats why!!
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You didn't know what a chav is????
Are you american??????
Thats why!!
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Ah... I thought it was a World thing but only UK
Naa.. Im not a chav I wouldn't be so awesome if i was
He cant be a chav cuz then he'd have tons of chavettes
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Ah... I thought it was a World thing but only UK
Naa.. Im not a chav I wouldn't be so awesome if i was
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Only us brits are like chavs bruv.
Go talk to women and spend a little time with your phones etc. So you're world will be opened of hot chicks :$.
Thanks for the advice
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The best advice is:
1-Don't take advice from us,
2-ask /b/ @ 4chan, they give the best advice
3 ??
4 profit
Back when I was single and going to therapy, my therapist talked about parties; having/hosting parties, attending parties, etc.
Then I became a therapist and it's exactly what's best: build a social circle through networking and the best way of doing that is with involvement in parties.
rorytmeadows said:
Back when I was single and going to therapy, my therapist talked about parties; having/hosting parties, attending parties, etc.
Then I became a therapist and it's exactly what's best: build a social circle through networking and the best way of doing that is with involvement in parties.
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^ This. 100% this.
the-equinoxe said:
The best advice is:
1-Don't take advice from us,
2-ask /b/ @ 4chan, they give the best advice
3 ??
4 profit
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I agree with this one 100%!
#3 would be...take a walk around the mall, "double take" of the cute girl walking by, go shopping @ Anchor Blue and get some non nerdy clothes
I guess some of you knew my little project TiBo failed. No worries mates, actually... this is how I feel right now.
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Maybe she rejected you because you're not sexy enough?
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1242089
Swyped from my HTC Sensation
idavid_ said:
Maybe she rejected you because you're not sexy enough?
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1242089
Swyped from my HTC Sensation
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I have no idea. I have no idea why because she is ignoring me all of a sudden.
Anyway, since most of contacts are not around for the holidays, I'm fsking bored.
sakai4eva said:
I have no idea. I have no idea why because she is ignoring me all of a sudden.
Anyway, since most of contacts are not around for the holidays, I'm fsking bored.
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Women She's probably feeling awkward and doesn't wanna deal. Her loss mate. When the next one comes along, who is ten times better... and everything is going really well, you'll look back at this and think 'close call...!'
DirkGently1 said:
Women She's probably feeling awkward and doesn't wanna deal. Her loss mate. When the next one comes along, who is ten times better... and everything is going really well, you'll look back at this and think 'close call...!'
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Weelll....
If that is how she responds to my advances, she actually shows me that she lacks maturity.
Now, if I can just find something else to focus my mind on...
sakai4eva said:
Weelll....
If that is how she responds to my advances, she actually shows me that she lacks maturity.
Now, if I can just find something else to focus my mind on...
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I mean, Sandwich...!
Lolx. I explained over in the Mafioso thread...
I'm bored because I no longer have something to focus my mind on. It's feeling very much underutilized at the moment. Lolx
You need a project. How about an excuse to get out and about on foot, spend some time exploring and appreciating the beautiful world outside?
i.e Photography! Take your camera on some trips outdoors and have a cathartic and creative experience.
DirkGently1 said:
You need a project. How about an excuse to get out and about on foot, spend some time exploring and appreciating the beautiful world outside?
i.e Photography! Take your camera on some trips outdoors and have a cathartic and creative experience.
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Too lazy to go outdoors.
I hate photography with my pesky cam-phone. And I have other things I wanna buy before I get to a camera.
sakai4eva said:
I have no idea. I have no idea why because she is ignoring me all of a sudden.
Anyway, since most of contacts are not around for the holidays, I'm fsking bored.
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now you know how I feel, welcome to the club
husam666 said:
now you know how I feel, welcome to the club
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Lolx. Yeah. That'll teach me to try getting a teenager. Learnt my lesson well here
sakai4eva said:
Lolx. Yeah. That'll teach me to try getting a teenager. Learnt my lesson well here
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no moar pedobearing?
sakai4eva said:
Too lazy to go outdoors.
I hate photography with my pesky cam-phone. And I have other things I wanna buy before I get to a camera.
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Yeah, i would definately get that Fleshlight first!
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Yeah, i would definately get that Fleshlight first!
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I'll just leave this here:
http://cgi.ebay.com.my/Ernie-Ball-Musicman-1993-Stingray-Bass-Guitar-Great-/220829745206?pt=Guitar&hash=item336a7a8036#ht_500wt_922
Alright, here's one for you. It's old but if you haven't seen it, I suggest you give it a birl!
http://akinator.com/
Think of a person, real or fictional, and answer the questions. This thing is absolutely, impossibly clever...it's mind boggling
Pretty impressive. It guessed me, and it was right!
It guess all the Walt Disney characters + Kingdom Hearts characters .
I am shockingly impressed . NICE FIND !
Beat it with the first try. Ender Wiggin from Ender's game.
muerteman said:
Beat it with the first try. Ender Wiggin from Ender's game.
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Never heard of it
I've tried all sorts of tv characters, movie characters, musicians, actors....it's incredibly refined and accurate.
I beat it with Heather Graham.
That sounds rude
Got it with clint eastwood.
-My life is a shooting range, people never change-
m1l4droid said:
Didn't find Peter Chou of HTC either. Otherwise pretty impressive.
Sent from hell on Earth
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lol...I think that's pushing it...it's mainly entertainment...actors, musicians, movie and tv characters, and sportsmen and women.
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Got it with clint eastwood.
-My life is a shooting range, people never change-
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That would be a very easy one for it
Heh. This guy's good!
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Ok so I thought I could catch it out with Paul Kemp. (The Rum Diary)
First guess was Henry Chinaski - Fair enough
Second guess was - Jack Kerouac - mmmm
Third guess was Hunter S Thompson, which I will accept as its close enough.
I can see the logic....
Pretty impressive.
Well it knows John C Molyneux as a software developer. If you don't believe me, try it. (There'll be lots of "I don't know" answers, but it still gets me!)
Yea, I guess it will have it's limitations. It got Francis Begbie (Trainspotting), Hamish Macbeth and William Wallace first time...the missus tried it and it got all of the Glee characters first time.
johncmolyneux said:
Well it knows John C Molyneux as a software developer. If you don't believe me, try it. (There'll be lots of "I don't know" answers, but it still gets me!)
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Pretty good. Guessed right all 3 times
Sent from my HTC Sensation Z710e
the_scotsman said:
Alright, here's one for you. It's old but if you haven't seen it, I suggest you give it a birl
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What's a birl?
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johncmolyneux said:
Well it knows John C Molyneux as a software developer. If you don't believe me, try it. (There'll be lots of "I don't know" answers, but it still gets me!)
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TheRomMistress said:
What's a birl?
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lol...wondered if someone would ask
http://literalbarrage.org/blog/archives/2005/01/31/your-scottish-slang-word-o-the-day-birl/
It's Scottish slang, pretty much for "spin"
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I actually am!
Give it a birl
the_scotsman said:
lol...wondered if someone would ask
http://literalbarrage.org/blog/archives/2005/01/31/your-scottish-slang-word-o-the-day-birl/
It's Scottish slang, pretty much for "spin"
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SPEAKA ENGLISH!!!!
Bloody noobs
johncmolyneux said:
I actually am!
Give it a birl
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Negative....obviously you added yourself
I don't know enough about you to answer...
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Negative....obviously you added yourself
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Maybe
https://market.android.com/details?id=net.scimob.akinatorlite