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Need a little laugh?

Look at the first tip on HTC's Tips and Tricks section for the Kaiser:
http://www.htc.com/us/FAQ_Detail.aspx?p_id=67&act=tt
So that's why I can never get the keyboard to come out, I was trying to slide it counterclockwise to the right. LOL j/k
The first tip should be:
To: Use your phone
Do: Press the power button

ha..ha..ha..ha

HA HA HA?
i cant believe it o.o!!! i thought that was to the other side! >.<
now i see..!! my tytn2 has a keyboard!!!

Well the Wizard did open to the right... I think...

NotATreoFan said:
Well the Wizard did open to the right... I think...
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Yeah, the Hermes did to, but I still thought it was funny. I was looking for the warnings to, like don't eat the phone, don't use it as a step stool, stuff like that LOL

PhantomYoda said:
Yeah, the Hermes did to, but I still thought it was funny. I was looking for the warnings to, like don't eat the phone, don't use it as a step stool, stuff like that LOL
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If you eat the phone wouldn't it become a stool?
Sorry Bad Joke.
I'll be here all night.
Try the veal.

JimmyMcGee said:
If you eat the phone wouldn't it become a stool?
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Ahhhhh you beat me to it.....

Ok, It's official. This fourm has gone to hell.

mikechannon said:
Strangely, I find no reference to this on the Bristol Stool Chart!! But you have to imagine it's a Type 1
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Mike
XDA-Dev taking you to a new level of scatology
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I would think that with the Lithium Ion Batteries would make it pretty watery or a "Type 7" if you will.
P1Tater said:
Ok, It's official. This fourm has gone to hell.
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Or maybe to "****" If you will.

And with that, I just have to share my latest meme discovery. Thank goodness for the blockatiel!
Never fear, Blocktiel has come down from his perch and saved us all! (original post unmodified.)

mikechannon said:
Strangely, I find no reference to this on the Bristol Stool Chart!! But you have to imagine it's a Type 1
Mike
XDA-Dev taking you to a new level of scatology
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--- WTF??? ---

Umm.. Mr Moderator, was that image appropiate- I certainly didn't want to see that? There are kiddies on this forum, you know

mikechannon said:
PS As for Blocktiel Sensorship I say out out damned bird. Freedom to view I say.
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mikechannon said:
No... No.... surely not....._Alex_ is a WoWfag?
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/LOL_WUT
Mike
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I firmly believe in this method of WoW playing. I also believe that I am a bird.

mikechannon said:
Like they are so innocent! And as for you, well obviously you don't you know.... ever erm..... produce fecal matter. A sort of immaculate defacation if you will. I imagine when you walk in the park you avert your eyes to avoid the doggy doo doo, in which case I iguess you return home with it upon your shoes with monotonous regularity - this is not a pleasant thought! If your kids walk in the park I suppose you go before them throwing thyself upon the offending articles lest they be morrally and forever corrupted?
We are all learning here - everyday in every way
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_Scale
Mike
PS As for Blocktiel Sensorship I say out out damned bird. Freedom to view I say.
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No no no, I was talking about the practically nude image of Alex the moderator. It was quite... off putting...If I want to view male porn, I'm sure I can suscribe to the playgirl channel
And no I don't have kiddies- and when I do, I will happily sacrifice myself to protect them from stepping on doggy stools. Such experiences leave children damaged forever
You both need Jesus
(Please note the facetiousness in much of the above post)

Time to revive this thread... I'm back!!!

Dewmocracy 2010

Anyone try the new flavors?
I don't drink Mountain Dew often, but I sure dig that they are always coming out with new flavors. I wish this happened more often with the popular brands...

is mountain dew the 'sprite like' softdrink?
dranked it only once in my life and i forgot bout it cause its not very popular here.
good luck with your post roryt
ohoh five more posts till senior member!

ClementNg23 said:
is mountain dew the 'sprite like' softdrink?
dranked it only once in my life and i forgot bout it cause its not very popular here.
good luck with your post roryt
ohoh five more posts till senior member!
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Same here nobody knows it, I also drink it once...
let´s remember this is a world forum
Not everyone lives in US there are more countries!!
What about if I ask OP for my local favorite beverage?, have you ever drinked Vita?
I bet you don´t

orb3000 said:
Same here nobody knows it, I also drink it once...
let´s remember this is a world forum
Not everyone lives in US there are more countries!!
What about if I ask OP for my local favorite beverage?, have you ever drinked Vita?
I bet you don´t
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Ahhhh! Vita...the drink of the champions
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>Well said!!!
I´m glad someone knows it

Personally, Livewire is probably my favorite Dew. I'm actually drinking one of the Dewmocracy flavors right now! (LIME which isn't as bad as it might sound)
Personally, I like the Typhoon flavor, which is cherry something or other I believe.

Yeah I wish there was more Lime pop/soda than there is here in the States. I realize this is a world forum, but like most Americans, I'm egocentric.
It's a higher caffeine citrus-like pop owned by Pepsico

rorytmeadows said:
Yeah I wish there was more Lime pop/soda than there is here in the States. I realize this is a world forum, but like most Americans, I'm egocentric.
It's a higher caffeine citrus-like pop owned by Pepsico
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You got a point
Thanks for the explanation

What about Dr.Pepper ?​

I think I saw a even larger picture that will take up more space somewhere in the web

Miliz91 said:
I think I saw a even larger picture that will take up more space somewhere in the web
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Lol!
Like this one?
Tastes like medicine...

orb3000 said:
Lol!
Like this one?
Tastes like medicine...
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o.......................k! I was only kidding...but sure, that's the one!!

Miliz91 said:
o.......................k! I was only kidding...but sure, that's the one!!
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Are you sure that it wasn't this one?

Wow!!!!!!!!
That is huge!!!
Hahaha!

hmmm! yeah....that's pretty big

orb3000 said:
Wow!!!!!!!!
That is huge!!!
Hahaha!
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Miliz91 said:
hmmm! yeah....that's pretty big
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TWSS
EqX

Hahahahaha!!
Anyway,,,,,

rorytmeadows said:
Anyone try the new flavors?
I don't drink Mountain Dew often, but I sure dig that they are always coming out with new flavors. I wish this happened more often with the popular brands...
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I'm part of the Dewlabs thing they have. I tried all the new flavors last summer. The typhoon one was the winner in the dewlabs, so I believe that is the one that is going to stay around.

pyropup55 said:
I'm part of the Dewlabs thing they have. I tried all the new flavors last summer. The typhoon one was the winner in the dewlabs, so I believe that is the one that is going to stay around.
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Awesome! That's my pick! I really love that they do this every few years. It really changes things up and makes it interesting.

the-equinoxe said:
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I had to go find a larger picture, it's 10000x7000..... can I post it?

Back to School Shoes.

Which ones?
Black:
http://bit.ly/a1HW3l
White:
http://bit.ly/cpCw5U

Neither..... Lol, but I guess black if your set on one of them. You can never go wrong with black

Your one cute lama.

Black Spizikes! You cant go wrong with them

alex530 said:
black spizikes! You cant go wrong with them
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spizike shawty!

def the spizike's!

Typical High SChool freshman caring about shoes lol. get Skate Shoes.

jaszek said:
typical high school freshman caring about shoes lol. Get skate shoes.
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why don't you practice same sex and go fusck yourself?!

Original Android <3ers! said:
why don't you practice same sex and go fusck yourself?!
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Does that even make sense? I'm just saying that after a while you will stop caring about what shoes you have and will care that you have something to wear, just like me.
P.S. Calm your nuts

jaszek said:
Does that even make sense? I'm just saying that after a while you will stop caring about what shoes you have and will care that you have something to wear, just like me.
P.S. Calm your nuts
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I can't calm them their too big!

These: Awesome.
I weared a pair for 1 full school year. Was epic. Though it was a bet.
Was very cold during the winter. -30c is not good in such shoes.

TheDeadCpu said:
These: Awesome.
I weared a pair for 1 full school year. Was epic. Though it was a bet.
Was very cold during the winter. -30c is not good in such shoes.
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No thank you.

Original Android <3ers! said:
No thank you.
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OMG G1!!! Those are sooooooo YOU!

MUFTI FOR SCHOOL UNIFORM!
you must be kidding....
you lucky Americans.
Im stuck with my cheapo school shoes that Im gonna wear them out a pair every 6 months...
lol if thats you G1 you must have been thru a completely different personality change... more like a grown up approach

my god! they are the most awful pair of shoes i have ever seen!

flyboyovyick said:
my god! they are the most awful pair of shoes i have ever seen!
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All the links to shoes on this whole thread are just wrong. Buy some proper shoes damn it!

black dude, but 175 is a lot for some sneakers you're gonna get screwed up at school. i'd buy them and take real good care of them.

I think I just threw up....
flyboyovyick said:
my god! they are the most awful pair of shoes i have ever seen!
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lonelykatana said:
All the links to shoes on this whole thread are just wrong. Buy some proper shoes damn it!
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Listen to these guys, those shoes are stupidly ugly, seriously.
Go for a decent pair of skate shoes. More comfortable, too. I'd recommend és or Etnies out of personal preference.

I used these when I went to school
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Get some AirMax 95s. The best trainers I've ever had. Unfortunately the misses thinks i'm "too old for air bubbles" now.
Im currently on the hunt for plain black seamless AirForce1s

Bored at Work thread

Ok, so i am officially BORED at work. The following is part of what happens when i get bored at work. PPL post pictures of what all you do at work when you are bored.

jeallen0 said:
Ok, so i am officially BORED at work. The following is part of what happens when i get bored at work. PPL post pictures of what all you do at work when you are bored.
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That's some impressive stacking
Although, may I ask who's they all are And where do you work lol

MacaronyMax said:
That's some impressive stacking
Although, may I ask who's they all are And where do you work lol
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At this point they belong to my company. We get phones from alot of places like radioshack and some others and then resell them after i get my hands on them and clear/clean them up a bit.

next i shall stack iphone 4's.

jeallen0 said:
next i shall stack iphone 4's.
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Haha, That's pretty cool actually
Got any G2's/Z's there? Stack em

MacaronyMax said:
Haha, That's pretty cool actually
Got any G2's/Z's there? Stack em
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Sadly, no we dont have any i would stack the phuck out of them if i did
Heres the iphone4's

Haha, I actually want to start stacking phones now Shame I only have 1
btw. Impresed you got that one to stay on top |

Fun indeed. Cant wait to stack us some Nexus S.

Any HD2s?

Crusher16 said:
Fun indeed. Cant wait to stack us some Nexus S.
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lol Nice idea... but that'd be hard...
Instead of the iphones shape;
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it's curved like;
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(lol Like my diagrams? )

MacaronyMax said:
lol Nice idea... but that'd be hard...
Instead of the iphones shape;
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it's curved like;
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lol nexus s might be hard, would take some duct tape to keep still.
im trying to figure out how to stack the 3 fascinates, the epic, droidx, the 2 evo's and the captivate that i have at my desk now. if i get them stacked in some amazing fashion ill post another picture.

LOL. Yes, nice diagram. I suppose to we could try to stack some Vibrants since its essential the same thing as a Nexus S.

and the boredom continues... this day cannot be over fast enough.

jeallen0 said:
and the boredom continues... this day cannot be over fast enough.
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Do you work in a godown aka warehouse of mobile phones and sim cards?

lol, yep... pretty much.

jeallen0 said:
lol, yep... pretty much.
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Good for you. Wish I would be like so too. I would enjoy most.

jeallen0 said:
and the boredom continues... this day cannot be over fast enough.
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Aha That's awesome!

Ill post some stuff monday/tuesday of next week when im in the server room... hmm what can I stack *looks at a pile of SAS Drives*
Also Id like to buy some phones maybe

ill show this thread to ur boss if u dont send me one im not lying

Keep staking

Want to be impressed?

Alright, here's one for you. It's old but if you haven't seen it, I suggest you give it a birl!
http://akinator.com/
Think of a person, real or fictional, and answer the questions. This thing is absolutely, impossibly clever...it's mind boggling

Pretty impressive. It guessed me, and it was right!

It guess all the Walt Disney characters + Kingdom Hearts characters .
I am shockingly impressed . NICE FIND !

Beat it with the first try. Ender Wiggin from Ender's game.

muerteman said:
Beat it with the first try. Ender Wiggin from Ender's game.
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Never heard of it
I've tried all sorts of tv characters, movie characters, musicians, actors....it's incredibly refined and accurate.

I beat it with Heather Graham.
That sounds rude

Got it with clint eastwood.
-My life is a shooting range, people never change-

m1l4droid said:
Didn't find Peter Chou of HTC either. Otherwise pretty impressive.
Sent from hell on Earth
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lol...I think that's pushing it...it's mainly entertainment...actors, musicians, movie and tv characters, and sportsmen and women.
watt9493 said:
Got it with clint eastwood.
-My life is a shooting range, people never change-
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That would be a very easy one for it

Heh. This guy's good!
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Ok so I thought I could catch it out with Paul Kemp. (The Rum Diary)
First guess was Henry Chinaski - Fair enough
Second guess was - Jack Kerouac - mmmm
Third guess was Hunter S Thompson, which I will accept as its close enough.
I can see the logic....
Pretty impressive.

Well it knows John C Molyneux as a software developer. If you don't believe me, try it. (There'll be lots of "I don't know" answers, but it still gets me!)

Yea, I guess it will have it's limitations. It got Francis Begbie (Trainspotting), Hamish Macbeth and William Wallace first time...the missus tried it and it got all of the Glee characters first time.
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Well it knows John C Molyneux as a software developer. If you don't believe me, try it. (There'll be lots of "I don't know" answers, but it still gets me!)
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Pretty good. Guessed right all 3 times
Sent from my HTC Sensation Z710e

the_scotsman said:
Alright, here's one for you. It's old but if you haven't seen it, I suggest you give it a birl
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What's a birl?
Sent from my HTC Vision using Tapatalk

johncmolyneux said:
Well it knows John C Molyneux as a software developer. If you don't believe me, try it. (There'll be lots of "I don't know" answers, but it still gets me!)
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TheRomMistress said:
What's a birl?
Sent from my HTC Vision using Tapatalk
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lol...wondered if someone would ask
http://literalbarrage.org/blog/archives/2005/01/31/your-scottish-slang-word-o-the-day-birl/
It's Scottish slang, pretty much for "spin"

the_scotsman said:
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I actually am!
Give it a birl

the_scotsman said:
lol...wondered if someone would ask
http://literalbarrage.org/blog/archives/2005/01/31/your-scottish-slang-word-o-the-day-birl/
It's Scottish slang, pretty much for "spin"
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SPEAKA ENGLISH!!!!
Bloody noobs

johncmolyneux said:
I actually am!
Give it a birl
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Negative....obviously you added yourself
I don't know enough about you to answer...

the_scotsman said:
Negative....obviously you added yourself
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Maybe
https://market.android.com/details?id=net.scimob.akinatorlite