What is the best advice (one-line) for a nerd who uses XDA Developers?
I am still single currently. Thanks.
qipengart said:
What is the best advice (one-line) for a nerd who uses XDA Developers?
I am still single currently. Thanks.
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Spend time when not on the forums, genuinely talking to the women around you.
Good Luck.
i read in mens health that thursdays are also the day women seem to prefer going on dates... maybe that will help?
Dont call urself a nerd
Also , dont think of urself as a nerd
If she is not running a custom rom on her device. Move on.
good day.
chopper the dog said:
If she is not running a custom rom on her device. Move on.
good day.
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lol yea
show her how smart you are with phones
Thanks... I admit not really being a nerd but I look like one.
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qipengart said:
Thanks... I admit not really being a nerd but I look like one.
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Chav up a lil bit then
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(Jk by the way )
MacaronyMax said:
Chav up a lil bit then
(Jk by the way )
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Your not a chav are you?
I hate chavs
flyboyovyick said:
Your not a chav are you?
I hate chavs
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Fr the ignorants like me
I searched for "Chavs" and found this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav
And this
M_T_M said:
Fr the ignorants like me
I searched for "Chavs" and found this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav
And this
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You didn't know what a chav is????
Are you american??????
Thats why!!
flyboyovyick said:
You didn't know what a chav is????
Are you american??????
Thats why!!
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Ah... I thought it was a World thing but only UK
Naa.. Im not a chav I wouldn't be so awesome if i was
He cant be a chav cuz then he'd have tons of chavettes
MacaronyMax said:
Ah... I thought it was a World thing but only UK
Naa.. Im not a chav I wouldn't be so awesome if i was
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Only us brits are like chavs bruv.
Go talk to women and spend a little time with your phones etc. So you're world will be opened of hot chicks :$.
Thanks for the advice
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The best advice is:
1-Don't take advice from us,
2-ask /b/ @ 4chan, they give the best advice
3 ??
4 profit
Back when I was single and going to therapy, my therapist talked about parties; having/hosting parties, attending parties, etc.
Then I became a therapist and it's exactly what's best: build a social circle through networking and the best way of doing that is with involvement in parties.
rorytmeadows said:
Back when I was single and going to therapy, my therapist talked about parties; having/hosting parties, attending parties, etc.
Then I became a therapist and it's exactly what's best: build a social circle through networking and the best way of doing that is with involvement in parties.
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^ This. 100% this.
the-equinoxe said:
The best advice is:
1-Don't take advice from us,
2-ask /b/ @ 4chan, they give the best advice
3 ??
4 profit
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I agree with this one 100%!
#3 would be...take a walk around the mall, "double take" of the cute girl walking by, go shopping @ Anchor Blue and get some non nerdy clothes
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Welcome to XDA Anonymous. I'll start
My name is (Confidential). I am addicted to XDA-Developers. I am addicted to flashing my kaiser until the perfect rom has been placed upon it. I am addicted to doing countless hours of mindless reading on this forum for no reason at all. Is there hope for this addiction?
Got idea from thatruth132
My name is Kareem. I'm addicted to forums all around and can't stop reading and posting.
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I must flash more! I don't want to go to skoooooool!
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My name is Kareem. I'm addicted to forums all around and can't stop reading and posting.
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There is hope brother. We just need to see the light. The light of the new HTC Touch series!
5 more days here It all begins on Monday :S
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NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I must flash more! I don't want to go to skoooooool!
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OMG DUDE. Take that off nao! That's supposed to have been a secret =/ Take off my pic now. Besides! That was like 5 years ago!
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5 more days here It all begins on Monday :S
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Let us all take a moment and pray to Htcsus.
My name is hotrod101 and I am an addict. I can't stop reading this wonderful forum. There is just too much to learn. I am on pretty much every day, sometimes several times a day.
Well you know what? I don't need help. I don't need to quit. I can quit anytime, I just don't want to. It's not harming me or anyone else. In fact, this site is making me smarter and better able to customize and make my phone better, so it is a good addiction right?
We need some profesional help!!
Now XDA Addicts, let's start your therapy class!!
galaxys said:
We need some profesional help!!
Now XDA Addicts, let's start your therapy class!!
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Hopefully those two will be administering Massage Therapy!
I'm leo and i'm addicted to flashing. My phone. And dropping softs on it (software).
That is all.
Though I swear, i'm better at tech support for my device than the tech support people at TMobile.
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We need some profesional help!!
Now XDA Addicts, let's start your therapy class!!
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Omgawd. Now those are professionals that I would hire! They need to teach the physical therapy section of this class
galaxys said:
We need some profesional help!!
Now XDA Addicts, let's start your therapy class!!
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I've heard of this before, it's called Real Life, it's a game you play without confused a computer. These are called girls.
It sounds fun.I might give it a go some time... oh wait, Leo's got a new ROM out, maybe tomorrow.
Dave
XDA is not addictive. I should know - I've been using it for years
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Omgawd. Now those are professionals that I would hire! They need to teach the physical therapy section of this class
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Sorry to disappoint u but they have probably iPhones (look at the black notebook). So they will not be interested to "heal" us, or to give us "therapy"
Mikulec said:
Sorry to disappoint u but they have probably iPhones (look at the black notebook). So they will not be interested to "heal" us, or to give us "therapy"
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Unless we show them WM is far superior
BTW, I'm more addicted than the lot of you!
Check out my post count!
EDIT: Those ladies can check out my post count of you know what I mean
It's not the number of posts, its how you use them that counts
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or so I've heard
Dave
DaveShaw said:
It's not the number of posts, its how you use them that counts
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or so I've heard
Dave
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I like mine 12.92 a day if ya know what I mean
(Yes, I know I can't speak like the youth of today. Deal with it!)
Hi my names Shane and I'm an alcoholic. I drink about 3-4 Martinis a day and.....
o wait
wrong Anonymous! lol
Wouldn't say im addicted to this site I swear. I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'M ADDICTED OR NOT!!! YOUR ALL NAZI'S MAN, NAZI'S!!!!!!!!!
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I like mine 12.92 a day if ya know what I mean
(Yes, I know I can't speak like the youth of today. Deal with it!)
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You are the youth of today!
I've not been a youth for 8 years now, init, and I still got it
OMG what did I just type.
Dave
Anyone try the new flavors?
I don't drink Mountain Dew often, but I sure dig that they are always coming out with new flavors. I wish this happened more often with the popular brands...
is mountain dew the 'sprite like' softdrink?
dranked it only once in my life and i forgot bout it cause its not very popular here.
good luck with your post roryt
ohoh five more posts till senior member!
ClementNg23 said:
is mountain dew the 'sprite like' softdrink?
dranked it only once in my life and i forgot bout it cause its not very popular here.
good luck with your post roryt
ohoh five more posts till senior member!
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Same here nobody knows it, I also drink it once...
let´s remember this is a world forum
Not everyone lives in US there are more countries!!
What about if I ask OP for my local favorite beverage?, have you ever drinked Vita?
I bet you don´t
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Same here nobody knows it, I also drink it once...
let´s remember this is a world forum
Not everyone lives in US there are more countries!!
What about if I ask OP for my local favorite beverage?, have you ever drinked Vita?
I bet you don´t
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Ahhhh! Vita...the drink of the champions
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>Well said!!!
I´m glad someone knows it
Personally, Livewire is probably my favorite Dew. I'm actually drinking one of the Dewmocracy flavors right now! (LIME which isn't as bad as it might sound)
Personally, I like the Typhoon flavor, which is cherry something or other I believe.
Yeah I wish there was more Lime pop/soda than there is here in the States. I realize this is a world forum, but like most Americans, I'm egocentric.
It's a higher caffeine citrus-like pop owned by Pepsico
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Yeah I wish there was more Lime pop/soda than there is here in the States. I realize this is a world forum, but like most Americans, I'm egocentric.
It's a higher caffeine citrus-like pop owned by Pepsico
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You got a point
Thanks for the explanation
What about Dr.Pepper ?
I think I saw a even larger picture that will take up more space somewhere in the web
Miliz91 said:
I think I saw a even larger picture that will take up more space somewhere in the web
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Lol!
Like this one?
Tastes like medicine...
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Lol!
Like this one?
Tastes like medicine...
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o.......................k! I was only kidding...but sure, that's the one!!
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o.......................k! I was only kidding...but sure, that's the one!!
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Are you sure that it wasn't this one?
Wow!!!!!!!!
That is huge!!!
Hahaha!
hmmm! yeah....that's pretty big
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Wow!!!!!!!!
That is huge!!!
Hahaha!
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Miliz91 said:
hmmm! yeah....that's pretty big
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TWSS
EqX
Hahahahaha!!
Anyway,,,,,
rorytmeadows said:
Anyone try the new flavors?
I don't drink Mountain Dew often, but I sure dig that they are always coming out with new flavors. I wish this happened more often with the popular brands...
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I'm part of the Dewlabs thing they have. I tried all the new flavors last summer. The typhoon one was the winner in the dewlabs, so I believe that is the one that is going to stay around.
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I'm part of the Dewlabs thing they have. I tried all the new flavors last summer. The typhoon one was the winner in the dewlabs, so I believe that is the one that is going to stay around.
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Awesome! That's my pick! I really love that they do this every few years. It really changes things up and makes it interesting.
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TWSS
EqX
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I had to go find a larger picture, it's 10000x7000..... can I post it?
Alright, here's one for you. It's old but if you haven't seen it, I suggest you give it a birl!
http://akinator.com/
Think of a person, real or fictional, and answer the questions. This thing is absolutely, impossibly clever...it's mind boggling
Pretty impressive. It guessed me, and it was right!
It guess all the Walt Disney characters + Kingdom Hearts characters .
I am shockingly impressed . NICE FIND !
Beat it with the first try. Ender Wiggin from Ender's game.
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Beat it with the first try. Ender Wiggin from Ender's game.
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Never heard of it
I've tried all sorts of tv characters, movie characters, musicians, actors....it's incredibly refined and accurate.
I beat it with Heather Graham.
That sounds rude
Got it with clint eastwood.
-My life is a shooting range, people never change-
m1l4droid said:
Didn't find Peter Chou of HTC either. Otherwise pretty impressive.
Sent from hell on Earth
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lol...I think that's pushing it...it's mainly entertainment...actors, musicians, movie and tv characters, and sportsmen and women.
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Got it with clint eastwood.
-My life is a shooting range, people never change-
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That would be a very easy one for it
Heh. This guy's good!
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Ok so I thought I could catch it out with Paul Kemp. (The Rum Diary)
First guess was Henry Chinaski - Fair enough
Second guess was - Jack Kerouac - mmmm
Third guess was Hunter S Thompson, which I will accept as its close enough.
I can see the logic....
Pretty impressive.
Well it knows John C Molyneux as a software developer. If you don't believe me, try it. (There'll be lots of "I don't know" answers, but it still gets me!)
Yea, I guess it will have it's limitations. It got Francis Begbie (Trainspotting), Hamish Macbeth and William Wallace first time...the missus tried it and it got all of the Glee characters first time.
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Well it knows John C Molyneux as a software developer. If you don't believe me, try it. (There'll be lots of "I don't know" answers, but it still gets me!)
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Pretty good. Guessed right all 3 times
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Alright, here's one for you. It's old but if you haven't seen it, I suggest you give it a birl
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What's a birl?
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Well it knows John C Molyneux as a software developer. If you don't believe me, try it. (There'll be lots of "I don't know" answers, but it still gets me!)
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TheRomMistress said:
What's a birl?
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lol...wondered if someone would ask
http://literalbarrage.org/blog/archives/2005/01/31/your-scottish-slang-word-o-the-day-birl/
It's Scottish slang, pretty much for "spin"
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I actually am!
Give it a birl
the_scotsman said:
lol...wondered if someone would ask
http://literalbarrage.org/blog/archives/2005/01/31/your-scottish-slang-word-o-the-day-birl/
It's Scottish slang, pretty much for "spin"
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SPEAKA ENGLISH!!!!
Bloody noobs
johncmolyneux said:
I actually am!
Give it a birl
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Negative....obviously you added yourself
I don't know enough about you to answer...
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Negative....obviously you added yourself
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Maybe
https://market.android.com/details?id=net.scimob.akinatorlite
So, i am turning 18 in a few days (and heading to college in a few months). And as most people know, most fun things begin at 18 (not as fun as 21 though). I was thinking about what i could do to celebrate. My first thought was to attend a few concerts in the area (justice/tiesto) but i was wondering if you guys have a suggestions. Gracias.
Expecting the worst so the best is better
Buy a pack of fags.
Private titty bar. Free and all age.
Whats so special about turning 18?
DexterMorganNL said:
Whats so special about turning 18?
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you can access certain.... well.... places
DexterMorganNL said:
Whats so special about turning 18?
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You can legally get drunk* and other not so important stuff.
*Depends on the country/state.
Is that all? You first better start working and saving some money, then the real fun starts.
Nope. Party, then some work, and then party again.
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Work now play later
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Dude, you should so totally party like it's 1999......
what do you think?, that your life will be different when you turn 18 its the same the differences will come when you will change mind(this is the possible change) or enviroment or house or job etc
Work and fun now. Repeat until death.
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LordManhattan said:
Work and fun now. Repeat until death.
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I plan on working myself to death then having fun.....
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Dude, you should so totally party like it's 1999......
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I went to a school dance where it was super boring. And few of my friends and I decided to trip running kids (we were 9). That was fun for us. I don't want to party like that anymore. lol
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I have fun with myself to near death, then go to work.
Speaking of which, I have to be at work in 8 minutes.
jaszek said:
I went to a school dance where it was super boring. And few of my friends and I decided to trip running kids (we were 9). That was fun for us. I don't want to party like that anymore. lol
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That sounds awesome.... I may go to a club at the weekend just to trip up people I don't like the look of....
Also Jas said:
I have fun with myself to near death, then go to work.
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You're not doing that thing with a necktie and an orange are you?
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You're not doing that thing with a necktie and an orange are you?
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Nah it's plastic bags with jas.
go to a technology shop or phone shop and break the equipment using a virus or root and delete stuff, haha
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Nah it's plastic bags with jas.
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Yea. I don't afford ties, so I steal bags from the stores.
I was gonna post something about plastic bags and having a good time but I'm a mod so I won't.....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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I was gonna post something about plastic bags and having a good time but I'm a mod so I won't.....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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Would it include illegal substances?
Here's a place to showcase the nerd that you are. The rules are simple: post something only a fellow nerd would know. This is for the real nerd in all of us.
Type your simple words or phrase with details would not be identifiable to the public at large. Whoever can answer your clue with the with what it relates to gets to post the next item of intrigue.
For example, if I type DE_Rats as the clue, only a consummate nerd would answer: Counter-Strike
I'll begin with something relatively easy, but still quite nerdy: Mana burn
Arf, I had to google it to know
WoW
Your two exemples were more gamer oriented than just nerds ^^
I'll continues however : 42.
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The answer to life.
That was easy.
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Hum... Almost ^^
Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything
Continue
Sine. said:
Arf, I had to google it to know
WoW
Your two exemples were more gamer oriented than just nerds ^^
I'll continues however : 42.
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The game may continue with the dragon question, but this answer was incorrect
WoW didn't exist until long after what I'm referring to, though it still exists now.
F**K YOU NOTCH! That CREEPER blew up ma house! My dirt house!
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m1l4droid said:
OK, now this:
Where do we see a dragon killed by one arrow?
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The Hobbit
Next: "Game Over. The User Wins." An entire sector of the grid is destroyed. Not Tron.
Mana burn
Magic
10 HOME
20 SWEET
30 GO TO 10
What does Darth Vader say to Luke?
LordManhattan said:
What does Darth Vader say to Luke?
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Let's get this back on track with an easy one.
"We want... a shrubbery!!!!!!"
MissionImprobable said:
Let's get this back on track with an easy one.
"We want... a shrubbery!!!!!!"
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boborone said:
Mana burn
Magic
10 HOME
20 SWEET
30 GO TO 10
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nobody confirmed my mana anwer or answered mine
boborone said:
nobody confirmed my mana anwer or answered mine
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Yes, Magic is correct.
I had to google to get the answer to yours, so I won't cheat by answering
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Yes, Magic is correct.
I had to google to get the answer to yours, so I won't cheat by answering
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It's one of the thousands of nerdom gems from a great show.
And I played Magic back in the day, even played it on XBOX the other day, quite boring, all the decks are preset for you. BORING
Here's an easy one for you before I go get some sleep.
What are the 10 types of people in the world?
m1l4droid said:
No, I'm your father.
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Good boy! Here's a cookie!
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MissionImprobable said:
Let's get this back on track with an easy one.
"We want... a shrubbery!!!!!!"
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Monty Python And The Holy Grail.
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Archer said:
Here's an easy one for you before I go get some sleep.
What are the 10 types of people in the world?
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Those who understand binary, and those who don't. Boya!
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Those who undestand it and those not
(Skiping my turn as I hasn't correctly answered last time...)
Edit : arf, grilled by another nerd
Reedit : Whoa, triple posts, you're "en forme" tonight! ^^
Yeah i know. I posted those from me phøn, so things like that happens.
My turn again: What's the distance of one AU? DO NOT GOOGLE!
Meh, I don't know the distance of one standard astronomical unit off-hand so I'm gonna veto your clue =p
Next: "Congratulations, you are the Moon Master."
"How surprisingly delightful. Two moon masters in one house; what are the chances?"