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Best dating advice for a XDA Developers nerd?

What is the best advice (one-line) for a nerd who uses XDA Developers?
I am still single currently. Thanks.

qipengart said:
What is the best advice (one-line) for a nerd who uses XDA Developers?
I am still single currently. Thanks.
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Spend time when not on the forums, genuinely talking to the women around you.
Good Luck.

i read in mens health that thursdays are also the day women seem to prefer going on dates... maybe that will help?

Dont call urself a nerd
Also , dont think of urself as a nerd

If she is not running a custom rom on her device. Move on.
good day.

chopper the dog said:
If she is not running a custom rom on her device. Move on.
good day.
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lol yea
show her how smart you are with phones

Thanks... I admit not really being a nerd but I look like one.
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qipengart said:
Thanks... I admit not really being a nerd but I look like one.
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Chav up a lil bit then
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MacaronyMax said:
Chav up a lil bit then
(Jk by the way )
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Your not a chav are you?
I hate chavs

flyboyovyick said:
Your not a chav are you?
I hate chavs
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Fr the ignorants like me
I searched for "Chavs" and found this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav
And this

M_T_M said:
Fr the ignorants like me
I searched for "Chavs" and found this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav
And this
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You didn't know what a chav is????
Are you american??????
Thats why!!

flyboyovyick said:
You didn't know what a chav is????
Are you american??????
Thats why!!
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Ah... I thought it was a World thing but only UK
Naa.. Im not a chav I wouldn't be so awesome if i was

He cant be a chav cuz then he'd have tons of chavettes

MacaronyMax said:
Ah... I thought it was a World thing but only UK
Naa.. Im not a chav I wouldn't be so awesome if i was
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Only us brits are like chavs bruv.

Go talk to women and spend a little time with your phones etc. So you're world will be opened of hot chicks :$.

Thanks for the advice
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The best advice is:
1-Don't take advice from us,
2-ask /b/ @ 4chan, they give the best advice
3 ??
4 profit

Back when I was single and going to therapy, my therapist talked about parties; having/hosting parties, attending parties, etc.
Then I became a therapist and it's exactly what's best: build a social circle through networking and the best way of doing that is with involvement in parties.

rorytmeadows said:
Back when I was single and going to therapy, my therapist talked about parties; having/hosting parties, attending parties, etc.
Then I became a therapist and it's exactly what's best: build a social circle through networking and the best way of doing that is with involvement in parties.
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^ This. 100% this.

the-equinoxe said:
The best advice is:
1-Don't take advice from us,
2-ask /b/ @ 4chan, they give the best advice
3 ??
4 profit
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I agree with this one 100%!
#3 would be...take a walk around the mall, "double take" of the cute girl walking by, go shopping @ Anchor Blue and get some non nerdy clothes

[Mafia] Make me an offer I can't refuse

Simple!
I'm sick of making offers that can't be refused, so here's the game:
Make the previous poster an offer that they can't refuse, and end it with a gratuitous reference to violence.

sakai4eva said:
Simple!
I'm sick of making offers that can't be refused, so here's the game:
Make the previous poster an offer that they can't refuse.
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You will die in ot

dexter93 said:
You will die in ot
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I probably would.
You will fap to this picture:
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sakai4eva said:
I probably would.
You will fap to this picture:
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You will marry and have kids with any female person's pic you post

dexter93 said:
You will marry and have kids with any female person's pic you post
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Sorry, girl of my dreams is walking in and out of my mind. For real.
Make me a sammich.

sakai4eva said:
Sorry, girl of my dreams is walking in and out of my mind. For real.
Make me a sammich.
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The girl of your dreams will be zombified and you will have to kil her

Refuse this offer.

mercianary said:
Refuse this offer.
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Don't refuse this offer.

sakai4eva said:
Don't refuse this offer.
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How could i
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Refuse IT!!!

Why do i feel that this thread is slowly becoming like the
Three word story.....
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I'll make you an offer you can't resist:
Don't you dare compare this thread to the three word story carp.

sakai4eva said:
I'll make you an offer you can't resist:
Don't you dare compare this thread to the three word story carp.
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Dont dare u spell crap right
Also this is kinda like the corrupt the wish thread

davidrules7778 said:
Dont dare u spell crap right
Also this is kinda like the corrupt the wish thread
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I'll make you an offer you can't refuse:
Sleep with this 500+ lbs fat chick, or get raped by Franky, the disease ridden jiggalo.
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-

I'll make you an offer you can't refuse:
Listen to Rebecca Black's Friday on a 10-hour loop.

sakai4eva said:
I'll make you an offer you can't refuse:
Listen to Rebecca Black's Friday on a 10-hour loop.
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Listen to it with me.

He listens to it with you with headphones on playing one less lonely girl on a 10 hour loop.
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dayton1202 said:
He listens to it with you with headphones on playing one less lonely girl on a 10 hour loop.
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Sing Friday at the top of your lungs or I'll cap yer knees.
p/s: I finally figured out what's missing, gratuitous references to violence!

sakai4eva said:
Sing Friday at the top of your lungs or I'll cap yer knees.
p/s: I finally figured out what's missing, gratuitous references to violence!
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I accept your offer but I lose my voice before singing. Haha
Now you have to go find the nastiest man you know and take him to dinner and a movie . Or I shoot you in the arm and spray pepper spray in the the wound.
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Who else Vapes in 'ere?

Im using an Indulgence from Liberty Flights, with CE3 smokymisers from Totally Wicked and home brewed strawberry/Pepsi/cherry 16mg nic liquid....
Anyone else?

Dafuq?
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

conantroutman said:
Dafuq?
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Literally, I could not have put it better myself.

I have noooo idea what you're talking about

From a precursory Googling, it appears to be those new "electronic cigarette" things. I must admit I find them intriguing, but then I roll a fag and forget about them.

Archer said:
From a precursory Googling, it appears to be those new "electronic cigarette" things. I must admit I find them intriguing, but then I roll a fag and forget about them.
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Been around years.
I started two years ago this July 26th and haven't had a cig since. Best move I ever made. I can look forward to watching my daughter grow up now.

Meh.....
I'm young, got plenty of smoking time left.
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stressfreesoul said:
Been around years.
I started two years ago this July 26th and haven't had a cig since. Best move I ever made. I can look forward to watching my daughter grow up now.
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Fair play mate. If it stops you smoking and is better for you then who could disagree with that! Since you're in the know, how is it compared to a real cigarette, in both experience and health issues?

Archer said:
Fair play mate. If it stops you smoking and is better for you then who could disagree with that! Since you're in the know, how is it compared to a real cigarette, in both experience and health issues?
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The only health defecit you get is the irritation from the nicotine but even then its a slight tightening like when you smoke a real cig too quick or in the morning. All the crap has lifted from me lungs. I feel so much better for it.
The reason I stopped was because I got sick of stinking like a fireplace and sick of the taste. Now I can have it how I like AND save 2-3 thousand a year by not buying the tax monster.
Seriously though, I thought it was more widespread than this... Guess no-one else has caught onto the scamming t**ts in power....

I prefer snus. Much better than sigarettes, but i don't know if it's legal in the UK.
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stressfreesoul said:
Im using an Indulgence from Liberty Flights, with CE3 smokymisers from Totally Wicked and home brewed strawberry/Pepsi/cherry 16mg nic liquid....
Anyone else?
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Not really healthy...
people will put anything on the box to get it sold.

OmegaRED^ said:
Not really healthy...
people will put anything on the box to get it sold.
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Healthier than cigs... by far.....

Ive tried it and its pretty cool! u can hit it anywhere but i still want my newport shorts in a box
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Craziest Idea you can think of to change the world

Post the craziest ideas you can think of to change the world
Here's mine:
Let all people of america and china jump together at the same time for 5 mins, thus knocking the earth off its axis

Re-distribute any money anyone makes over, say, 15 million dollars to public services.

Free nukes for everyone.

Legalize drugs.
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so nobody would like to wish for world peas and all the shi*t like that?

Travel back in time and make apple fail
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deathnotice01 said:
so nobody would like to wish for world peas and all the shi*t like that?
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That would be boring. Now everyone having their own nuke, that would be fun.

deathnotice01 said:
so nobody would like to wish for world peas and all the shi*t like that?
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World peas? Genius! It would end hunger in Africa!

StormMcCloud said:
That would be boring. Now everyone having their own nuke, that would be fun.
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063_XOBX said:
World peas? Genius! It would end hunger in Africa!
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m1l4droid said:
World peace? No way. It's a lot more fun without peace.
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What part of Iran do you live in? I guess I'm an ignorant American, but wherever you live seems to be at peace.
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m1l4droid said:
It is at peace. I was saying it in general.
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Sorry, I was taking personal interest in where you live. My bad. I'll mind my damn business.
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m1l4droid said:
Don't worry about it. I won't send a bomb your way... for now.
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C'mon....I was seriously not stereotyping/ trolling you. I was actually curious. But whatever.
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m1l4droid said:
Like I said, no bomb. Not yet.
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****.
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If the Earth was knocked off its axis OP we might not be able to survive, at the very least it would change our seasons completely.

WiredPirate said:
If the Earth was knocked off its axis OP we might not be able to survive, at the very least it would change our seasons completely.
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Sh*t, if the sun were 10 feet closer to earth, We'd all melt.
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If everyone in the world screamed at the same time. Would you hear it from space?
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m1l4droid said:
Sound only travels in matter. So it can't be heard in vacuum space.
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So what you're saying that space doesn't matter? You space-ist.

m1l4droid said:
Sound only travels in matter. So it can't be heard in vacuum space.
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This.
In fact, how do shuttles propel in space? There's no molecules, no oxygen, no matter.
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Ok, what about if everyone farted at the same time? Would it have the same effect as say, an atom bomb? (or whatever it's called)
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uses for old phones

I have 2 backflip phones I would like to give my children , 3 and 4 to play around with. Is there a way to completely disable the phone part because I know 911 service is suppose to work. I also need to find games that do not require a network connection to play. they are at the age where talking tom entertains them pretty good. these phones do have wireless capability but I do not want to rely on that.

Which phones do you have?

motorola backflip

Or just take out the sim card.

m1l4droid said:
911 still works in that situation.
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Whats the chance of a kid dialing 911? 1 in 1000.

A lot higher than you think. Especially if it has emergency numbers pop up.
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Why not donate them? Like for battered women or something.

Target practice lol
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XMBC server?

Paperweight
EDIT- If it is a Nokia, use it as a bullet proof jacket. It work's
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ak700 said:
Paperweight
EDIT- If it is a Nokia, use it as a bullet proof jacket. It work's
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Nice
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ak700 said:
Paperweight
EDIT- If it is a Nokia, use it as a bullet proof jacket. It work's
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Not bulletproof if the bullet went through it. Maybe bullet resistant.

ak700 said:
Paperweight
EDIT- If it is a Nokia, use it as a bullet proof jacket. It work's
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Who wouldn't use a Nokia phone for target practice? -_-
You Live To Die.

Hmmm... tricky one.
I think you can install GoLauncher & remove the dock bar from home screen, this will avoid them going in to the phone function accidentaly, just create the shortcuts of all games required by them on home screen & that shud do it.
hope this helps...

Hmm....do they blend?
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I just fired up my good ol' Nokia E61. It still works! It's got ScummVM, "FreeFlight" (flight simulator), PicoDrive (Sega Mega Drive Emulator), Doom and "Mophun" emulator with Carmageddon, The Da Vinci Code 3D, Fatal Arena, Lock'n Load: Rise Of War and many more AND a 1GB mini SD with tons of music i listened to around 2006 Hilarious!
Oh, btw.. i had to google a bit to find out how to connect to my WiFi.
Symbian, we like to mess with your head.

You can donate one to me

race55 said:
You can donate one to me
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You ungrateful bastard.
(Are you going to hunt me down now?)

LordManhattan said:
You ungrateful bastard.
(Are you going to hunt me down now?)
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No, but apparently he's gonna come to your house and eat your donut.

LordManhattan said:
You ungrateful bastard.
(Are you going to hunt me down now?)
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How am i a ungrateful bastard if i am just asking for his worthless Piece of sh!te phone?
063_XOBX said:
No, but apparently he's gonna come to your house and eat your donut.
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You sir, just won the internet.