Craziest Idea you can think of to change the world - Off-topic

Post the craziest ideas you can think of to change the world
Here's mine:
Let all people of america and china jump together at the same time for 5 mins, thus knocking the earth off its axis

Re-distribute any money anyone makes over, say, 15 million dollars to public services.

Free nukes for everyone.

Legalize drugs.
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so nobody would like to wish for world peas and all the shi*t like that?

Travel back in time and make apple fail
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deathnotice01 said:
so nobody would like to wish for world peas and all the shi*t like that?
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That would be boring. Now everyone having their own nuke, that would be fun.

deathnotice01 said:
so nobody would like to wish for world peas and all the shi*t like that?
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World peas? Genius! It would end hunger in Africa!

StormMcCloud said:
That would be boring. Now everyone having their own nuke, that would be fun.
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063_XOBX said:
World peas? Genius! It would end hunger in Africa!
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m1l4droid said:
World peace? No way. It's a lot more fun without peace.
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What part of Iran do you live in? I guess I'm an ignorant American, but wherever you live seems to be at peace.
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m1l4droid said:
It is at peace. I was saying it in general.
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Sorry, I was taking personal interest in where you live. My bad. I'll mind my damn business.
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m1l4droid said:
Don't worry about it. I won't send a bomb your way... for now.
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C'mon....I was seriously not stereotyping/ trolling you. I was actually curious. But whatever.
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m1l4droid said:
Like I said, no bomb. Not yet.
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****.
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If the Earth was knocked off its axis OP we might not be able to survive, at the very least it would change our seasons completely.

WiredPirate said:
If the Earth was knocked off its axis OP we might not be able to survive, at the very least it would change our seasons completely.
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Sh*t, if the sun were 10 feet closer to earth, We'd all melt.
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If everyone in the world screamed at the same time. Would you hear it from space?
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m1l4droid said:
Sound only travels in matter. So it can't be heard in vacuum space.
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So what you're saying that space doesn't matter? You space-ist.

m1l4droid said:
Sound only travels in matter. So it can't be heard in vacuum space.
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This.
In fact, how do shuttles propel in space? There's no molecules, no oxygen, no matter.
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Ok, what about if everyone farted at the same time? Would it have the same effect as say, an atom bomb? (or whatever it's called)
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[Mafia] Make me an offer I can't refuse

Simple!
I'm sick of making offers that can't be refused, so here's the game:
Make the previous poster an offer that they can't refuse, and end it with a gratuitous reference to violence.
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Simple!
I'm sick of making offers that can't be refused, so here's the game:
Make the previous poster an offer that they can't refuse.
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You will die in ot
dexter93 said:
You will die in ot
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I probably would.
You will fap to this picture:
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sakai4eva said:
I probably would.
You will fap to this picture:
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You will marry and have kids with any female person's pic you post
dexter93 said:
You will marry and have kids with any female person's pic you post
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Sorry, girl of my dreams is walking in and out of my mind. For real.
Make me a sammich.
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Sorry, girl of my dreams is walking in and out of my mind. For real.
Make me a sammich.
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The girl of your dreams will be zombified and you will have to kil her
Refuse this offer.
mercianary said:
Refuse this offer.
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Don't refuse this offer.
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Don't refuse this offer.
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How could i
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Refuse IT!!!
Why do i feel that this thread is slowly becoming like the
Three word story.....
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I'll make you an offer you can't resist:
Don't you dare compare this thread to the three word story carp.
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I'll make you an offer you can't resist:
Don't you dare compare this thread to the three word story carp.
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Dont dare u spell crap right
Also this is kinda like the corrupt the wish thread
davidrules7778 said:
Dont dare u spell crap right
Also this is kinda like the corrupt the wish thread
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I'll make you an offer you can't refuse:
Sleep with this 500+ lbs fat chick, or get raped by Franky, the disease ridden jiggalo.
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
I'll make you an offer you can't refuse:
Listen to Rebecca Black's Friday on a 10-hour loop.
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I'll make you an offer you can't refuse:
Listen to Rebecca Black's Friday on a 10-hour loop.
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Listen to it with me.
He listens to it with you with headphones on playing one less lonely girl on a 10 hour loop.
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dayton1202 said:
He listens to it with you with headphones on playing one less lonely girl on a 10 hour loop.
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Sing Friday at the top of your lungs or I'll cap yer knees.
p/s: I finally figured out what's missing, gratuitous references to violence!
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Sing Friday at the top of your lungs or I'll cap yer knees.
p/s: I finally figured out what's missing, gratuitous references to violence!
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I accept your offer but I lose my voice before singing. Haha
Now you have to go find the nastiest man you know and take him to dinner and a movie . Or I shoot you in the arm and spray pepper spray in the the wound.
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------Android BBQ!------

Hey OT´ers
Who´s going to the BBQ?
Meet ya there
I'm not, but I expect pictures. Or there will be blood.
-How cruel is the golden rule, when the lives we live are all golden plated-
What happened to the other 2 threads asking this?
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1233370&highlight=bbq
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1223165&highlight=bbq
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=774782&highlight=bbq
I say spam...what say you TRM? .
BTW...I'll be there also
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http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1233370&highlight=bbq
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1223165&highlight=bbq
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=774782&highlight=bbq
I say spam...what say you TRM? .
BTW...I'll be there also
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funny, those were not even the ones I was thinking of. Haha. Yes, Spam I say
I wish i could go
Thread make Dirk sad...
And hungry!
DirkGently1 said:
I wish i could go
Thread make Dirk sad...
And hungry!
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Qft
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Qft
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I'm sorry...I'll stop now
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I'm sorry...I'll stop now
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Remember I can ban you
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No ban until BBQ is over
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Remember I can ban you
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Ban party! Everyone get their ban hats on...this is lets see who bans whom first.
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I wonder how that would work at the BBQ...
Imagine, a mod is getting sick of the way an attendee acts and "bans him".
Then the person gets the snot beat out of them, then they get sucked into a micro-black hole.
I'd lol.
Wish I could go, I would enjoy witty conversation with my fellow witty ot members.
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Ill be there with my awesome qr code shirts
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Personally, geographically and financially I would not be able to go, how very unfortunate...
definately a plus for some pictures especially some vids! that would be awesome!!!
to the peeps that are going, have fun! before i change my mind and go raging in ot...
hehe
like my new sig?
- think i deleted the template, oh well
- - if you want something similar you can always pm me...
Who was at the BBQ? Who did you meet?
As the title suggests, post ppl u remember seeing at the BBQ...if u dis not come...you suck...sexual inuendos aside.
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People got to "meet me" and that was their honor
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As the title suggests, post ppl u remember seeing at the BBQ...if u dis not come...you suck...sexual inuendos aside.
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you go?
sounded awesome but might want to change meat to meet in the title, other wise it could also be a innuendo
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MacaronyMax said:
you go?
sounded awesome but might want to change meat to meet in the title, other wise it could also be a innuendo
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shhh, no dont point that out... you will anger her
there was more posts here earlier... but now their gone...
yeah, they were funny posts but they're gone.

OT Holidays *read Reason to Drink [May 8] [USA] National Teacher Day

So this is the thread to post what holiday you are celebrating. Post your holiday wherever you are. Not just America. Have fun guys.
I'll toast this day to Ms Mitchell. My redhead Advanced Arts teacher. I shall never forget thee. A nice earthy pinot will highlight your free spirit.
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Guys/girls this one goes to our first loves.
Early I know but never a time like drinking but now.
I've had one six of these and have to say.....DON'T BUY IT. Tastes like a ***** Guinness. Get the real stuff. Much better.
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Thanks M_T_M for the merge
boborone said:
Early I know but never a time like drinking but now.
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I've had one six of these and have to say.....DON'T BUY IT. Tastes like a ***** Guinness. Get the real stuff. Much better.
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Whats in that altoids container? ;-)
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Whats in that altoids container? ;-)
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Altoids .....
Good to have fresh breath you know.
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Happy saint pat's to you too. And I've heard the black lager stuff sucks. Haven't tried it yet.
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aw hell. ill have a drink tonight.
Sssshhhhh! Sparky might hear you...
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jaszek said:
Happy saint pat's to you too. And I've heard the black lager stuff sucks. Haven't tried it yet.
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you need to change your siggy
Its Jack and coke. I promise
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watt9493 said:
you need to change your siggy
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NEVER!!!......
watt9493 said:
Its Jack and coke. I promise
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Is that a sippy cup?
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Is that a sippy cup?
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its an old smuckers mix thingie. its convenient and measures to 8fl oz. thats why i keep it.
My guinness glass measures to a pint. That's why I keeep it.
jaszek said:
My guinness glass measures to a pint. That's why I keeep it.
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mine doesnt leak if tipped upside down
watt9493 said:
mine doesnt leak if tipped upside down
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Mine doesn't leak because it flows straight to my lips.
Bunch a drunks....all of ya!
Wasn't me!! I didn't do it!
Babydoll25 said:
Bunch a drunks....all of ya!
Wasn't me!! I didn't do it!
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I only had 3 tonight. Before they closed the bar down, I averaged 7 or 8 pints of guinness a night. People started buying guinness for me just to see how much of them I can drink. They never lived the day to see me pass out. lol
Yep, exactly what the Irish need, an excuse to drink...
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Yep, exactly what the Irish need, an excuse to drink...
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You're so right.
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Just wanted to wish all a very Happy St Patricks Day
Don't have to much ale or guinness now
I'm so excited to spend this whole day at work! Please everyone have a drink for me

Are the powers that be ****ing around with the jet stream?

The title is the topic!
Are they (?) Actively combating.global warming?
By they I mean the ones with more money than sense? You know the one's who think they know it all.lol..
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I have three words for you. Chemtrails.
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Yep I have seen them! It is Wilhelm Reich's stuff they are using I guess
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Are you talking about it being hot? News Flash!!! It's SUMMER!!!
jaszek said:
Are you talking about it being hot? News Flash!!! It's SUMMER!!!
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Yes and it's pissing on Europe! !!
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Bush and Cheney did such a good job directing the Hurricane Katrina towards New Orleans that they started a new secret division of the goverment before they left office to control it.
Here is a rare snapshot taken right before Katrina. Copy it quick.. I might have to take it down before the feds catch on. For those Feds watching......I am posting through a chain of proxies.... you will never find me. If you copy the picture, keep it in a safe place and don't get caught with it....
Don't say I didn't warn you!!!
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In the summer, some call it "global warming"
In the winter, some call it "global cooling"
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Yes and it's pissing on Europe! !!
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Trust me. It's not as bad as NYC. You don't have humidity. And it looks like you are in Ireland. Mainland Europe probably has it worse. lol
I am definitely not subscribing to this theory, but by "they" I think you mean the Bilderberg Group.
http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/07/03/what-behind-record-heat/
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I am definitely not subscribing to this theory, but by "they" I think you mean the Bilderberg Group.
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Yes ! Mostly known by that name ... ....
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85gallon said:
Bush and Cheney did such a good job directing the Hurricane Katrina towards New Orleans that they started a new secret division of the goverment before they left office to control it.
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Don't say I didn't warn you!!!
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Lol
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Hi. I'm new here and I think there should be a thread for this song.
Archer said:
Hi. I'm new here and I think there should be a thread for this song.
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Ha just watched the video....
Ain't gonna stop the comets...
shanman-2 said:
Ha just watched the video....
Ain't gonna stop the comets...
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Why bump this crap thread?
TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Why bump this crap thread?
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Why not?
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Why not?
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"
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Epic bump...
High five!
Face five
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"
The powers that be are closing this thread.

Alaskans of xda

Just thought I'd start a thread for anyone from Alaska, or for who has always wanted to come here.
Took these pictures at work today.
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Might not get interest, but who knows. Sometimes it good to think about things other than our gadgets .....LOL
I really want to go to Alaska to photograph it. Also I'd love to head up north in Alaska, like where it takes 5 hours for a medic to come help you. There are some beautiful places there...and cheap corner women in Anchorage, at least thats what the Discovery Channel told me.
I suppose it depends on where you are at.
The scenery, and the economy are great here.
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Those pictures are great.
U are really lucky 4 being in such a nice nature
Is it important how did i send this?
I live in Minnesota. Cold enough.
Is it legal to club seals up there?
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Beautiful pics OP.
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Is it legal to club seals up there?
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conantroutman said:
Is it legal to club seals up there?
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Do that, and spend the rest of your life in prison. Don't even think about it.
Seriously though, I talked to a guy yesterday that used to eat them, and he said they are great. I'm not sure I could try that....lol
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I live in Minnesota. Cold enough.
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Yeah, last winter, I think you were colder than us. Go figure.
This summer here is very cool. I had 38 degrees the other morning. Not good. Its the middle of july.
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This is what we had today.....
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Seriously though, I talked to a guy yesterday that used to eat them, angry h said they are great. I'm not sure I could try that....lol
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I would eat one. I imagine they would be chewy, they look chewy. I wonder if seal would be better grilled or fried. If I had my pick of artic type animals to eat though it would definitely be penguin, they look delicious!!
He said boiled in soup. Mostly because there is no fat in the meat, it's all in the blubber layer, like whales. He also has eaten a beluga whale. He was married to a native woman at the time. They are the only people that can eat them.
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chrism.brunner said:
He said boiled in soup. Mostly because there is no fat in the meat, it's all in the blubber layer, like whales. He also has eaten a beluga whale. He was married to a native woman at the time. They are the only people that can eat them.
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I can't eat a beluga whale because of the color of my skin?! That's so racist.
You got it.
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Maybe I'm the only guy from Alaska on the site. Wouldn't that be something?
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I can't eat a beluga whale because of the color of my skin?! That's so racist.
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No, you can't eat them because your ancestors didn't eat them. It's a hierarchical thing.
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No, you can't eat them because your ancestors didn't eat them. It's a hierarchical thing.
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Lame! By that logic I shouldn't be eating Mexican food either because I'm Italian.
I'm "german", and love italian food....

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