------Android BBQ!------ - Off-topic

Hey OT´ers
Who´s going to the BBQ?
Meet ya there

I'm not, but I expect pictures. Or there will be blood.
-How cruel is the golden rule, when the lives we live are all golden plated-

What happened to the other 2 threads asking this?

http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1233370&highlight=bbq
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1223165&highlight=bbq
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=774782&highlight=bbq
I say spam...what say you TRM? .
BTW...I'll be there also

M_T_M said:
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1233370&highlight=bbq
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1223165&highlight=bbq
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=774782&highlight=bbq
I say spam...what say you TRM? .
BTW...I'll be there also
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funny, those were not even the ones I was thinking of. Haha. Yes, Spam I say

I wish i could go
Thread make Dirk sad...
And hungry!

DirkGently1 said:
I wish i could go
Thread make Dirk sad...
And hungry!
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Qft
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Qft
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I'm sorry...I'll stop now

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I'm sorry...I'll stop now
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Remember I can ban you
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No ban until BBQ is over

conantroutman said:
Remember I can ban you
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Ban party! Everyone get their ban hats on...this is lets see who bans whom first.
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I wonder how that would work at the BBQ...
Imagine, a mod is getting sick of the way an attendee acts and "bans him".
Then the person gets the snot beat out of them, then they get sucked into a micro-black hole.
I'd lol.
Wish I could go, I would enjoy witty conversation with my fellow witty ot members.
-How cruel is the golden rule, when the lives we live are all golden plated-

Ill be there with my awesome qr code shirts
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Personally, geographically and financially I would not be able to go, how very unfortunate...
definately a plus for some pictures especially some vids! that would be awesome!!!
to the peeps that are going, have fun! before i change my mind and go raging in ot...
hehe
like my new sig?
- think i deleted the template, oh well
- - if you want something similar you can always pm me...

Who was at the BBQ? Who did you meet?
As the title suggests, post ppl u remember seeing at the BBQ...if u dis not come...you suck...sexual inuendos aside.
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People got to "meet me" and that was their honor

TheRomMistress said:
As the title suggests, post ppl u remember seeing at the BBQ...if u dis not come...you suck...sexual inuendos aside.
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you go?
sounded awesome but might want to change meat to meet in the title, other wise it could also be a innuendo
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MacaronyMax said:
you go?
sounded awesome but might want to change meat to meet in the title, other wise it could also be a innuendo
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shhh, no dont point that out... you will anger her
there was more posts here earlier... but now their gone...

yeah, they were funny posts but they're gone.

Related

Are the powers that be ****ing around with the jet stream?

The title is the topic!
Are they (?) Actively combating.global warming?
By they I mean the ones with more money than sense? You know the one's who think they know it all.lol..
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I have three words for you. Chemtrails.
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Yep I have seen them! It is Wilhelm Reich's stuff they are using I guess
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Are you talking about it being hot? News Flash!!! It's SUMMER!!!
jaszek said:
Are you talking about it being hot? News Flash!!! It's SUMMER!!!
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Yes and it's pissing on Europe! !!
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Bush and Cheney did such a good job directing the Hurricane Katrina towards New Orleans that they started a new secret division of the goverment before they left office to control it.
Here is a rare snapshot taken right before Katrina. Copy it quick.. I might have to take it down before the feds catch on. For those Feds watching......I am posting through a chain of proxies.... you will never find me. If you copy the picture, keep it in a safe place and don't get caught with it....
Don't say I didn't warn you!!!
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In the summer, some call it "global warming"
In the winter, some call it "global cooling"
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Yes and it's pissing on Europe! !!
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Trust me. It's not as bad as NYC. You don't have humidity. And it looks like you are in Ireland. Mainland Europe probably has it worse. lol
I am definitely not subscribing to this theory, but by "they" I think you mean the Bilderberg Group.
http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/07/03/what-behind-record-heat/
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WiredPirate said:
I am definitely not subscribing to this theory, but by "they" I think you mean the Bilderberg Group.
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Yes ! Mostly known by that name ... ....
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85gallon said:
Bush and Cheney did such a good job directing the Hurricane Katrina towards New Orleans that they started a new secret division of the goverment before they left office to control it.
Here is a rare snapshot taken right before Katrina. Copy it quick.. I might have to take it down before the feds catch on. For those Feds watching......I am posting through a chain of proxies.... you will never find me. If you copy the picture, keep it in a safe place and don't get caught with it....
Don't say I didn't warn you!!!
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Lol
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Hi. I'm new here and I think there should be a thread for this song.
Archer said:
Hi. I'm new here and I think there should be a thread for this song.
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Ha just watched the video....
Ain't gonna stop the comets...
shanman-2 said:
Ha just watched the video....
Ain't gonna stop the comets...
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Why bump this crap thread?
TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Why bump this crap thread?
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Why not?
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"
Danial723 said:
Why not?
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"
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Epic bump...
High five!
Face five
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"
The powers that be are closing this thread.

Bucket List

Thought this might be a fun topic.
Post your bucket list.
It doesn't have to be in any particular order.
It doesn't have to be a list, it could be just one or two things.
Skydive, preferably with one of those glider suits
Cruise the Mediterranean Sea
Visit the following places:
Amsterdam
Italy
Germany
Japan
Austrailia
Attend Electric Daisy Carnival
See the following in concert:
Deadmau5
Knife Party
Borgore
Daft Punk
Go into space. Real space, not the low Earth orbit stuff they are selling now. To the moon at least.
Get inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame.
This is my signature.
Hang out with Motley Crue.
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Become a recognized developer
Finish school.
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Replicate Fear and Loathing in it's entirety.
Visit North Korea, Pripyat and Chernobyl, Australia
Skydive
Deep sea dive
Also other **** I can't think of right now.
Watch Apple go bankrupt.
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iok1 said:
Watch Apple go bankrupt.
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Good luck with that.
iok1 said:
Watch Apple go bankrupt.
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You're planning on living until the 23rd century or there-abouts? :silly:
Delete OT. All of it.
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Delete OT. All of it.
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Hire Neil deGrasse Tyson to do this every time it's applicable in my day to day life.
Officer: Do you know how fast we're going?
Me: Neil?
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Delete OT. All of it.
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Similar to my long-term aim to merge everything into one thread and then close all new threads after linking them to the one and only off-topic thread.
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Archer said:
Similar to my long-term aim to merge everything into one thread and then close all new threads after linking them to the one and only off-topic thread.
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In that case iaa
I like how most people were answering seriously and then the mods come in and start joking around.:good: Typical Off Topic thread.
This thread needs a serious cat.:silly:
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lol, Thanks for that.
I was joking around though, just so long as everybody is having fun. Something tells me the mods may have been very serious haha. I can just see one huge OT clusterf*ck thread where nothing makes sense and you have to search for days to find the conversation relative to what you're looking for.
It is interesting to hear what others have on their bucket lists.
WiredPirate said:
lol, Thanks for that.
I was joking around though, just so long as everybody is having fun. Something tells me the mods may have been very serious haha. I can just see one huge OT clusterf*ck thread where nothing makes sense and you have to search for days to find the conversation relative to what you're looking for.
It is interesting to hear what others have on their bucket lists.
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And how is that any different from what we have now?
Become a mod and troll harder than anyone has ever trolled before.
jaszek said:
And how is that any different from what we have now?
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Point taken. Haha.
We do try to seperate the threads by topic but the conversation goes where it goes.

Craziest Idea you can think of to change the world

Post the craziest ideas you can think of to change the world
Here's mine:
Let all people of america and china jump together at the same time for 5 mins, thus knocking the earth off its axis
Re-distribute any money anyone makes over, say, 15 million dollars to public services.
Free nukes for everyone.
Legalize drugs.
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so nobody would like to wish for world peas and all the shi*t like that?
Travel back in time and make apple fail
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deathnotice01 said:
so nobody would like to wish for world peas and all the shi*t like that?
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That would be boring. Now everyone having their own nuke, that would be fun.
deathnotice01 said:
so nobody would like to wish for world peas and all the shi*t like that?
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World peas? Genius! It would end hunger in Africa!
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That would be boring. Now everyone having their own nuke, that would be fun.
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063_XOBX said:
World peas? Genius! It would end hunger in Africa!
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m1l4droid said:
World peace? No way. It's a lot more fun without peace.
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What part of Iran do you live in? I guess I'm an ignorant American, but wherever you live seems to be at peace.
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m1l4droid said:
It is at peace. I was saying it in general.
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Sorry, I was taking personal interest in where you live. My bad. I'll mind my damn business.
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m1l4droid said:
Don't worry about it. I won't send a bomb your way... for now.
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C'mon....I was seriously not stereotyping/ trolling you. I was actually curious. But whatever.
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m1l4droid said:
Like I said, no bomb. Not yet.
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****.
Sent from your mom.
If the Earth was knocked off its axis OP we might not be able to survive, at the very least it would change our seasons completely.
WiredPirate said:
If the Earth was knocked off its axis OP we might not be able to survive, at the very least it would change our seasons completely.
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Sh*t, if the sun were 10 feet closer to earth, We'd all melt.
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If everyone in the world screamed at the same time. Would you hear it from space?
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m1l4droid said:
Sound only travels in matter. So it can't be heard in vacuum space.
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So what you're saying that space doesn't matter? You space-ist.
m1l4droid said:
Sound only travels in matter. So it can't be heard in vacuum space.
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This.
In fact, how do shuttles propel in space? There's no molecules, no oxygen, no matter.
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Ok, what about if everyone farted at the same time? Would it have the same effect as say, an atom bomb? (or whatever it's called)
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Welcome to OT TeeJay3800

I'd just like to welcome TeeJay3800 as the new OT mod.
Prepare to be trolled mate
Good luck. You'll need it
Velcro. What a rip off!
yea, welcome!
you have a difficult task over here
Yes, let's welcome him in true OT style.
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Over 20 years and that's the best the internet has to offer. Rolleyes.
welcome
i miss vannessa
Karma is a terrible thing to waste. I guess he must have done something pretty bad to be dumped in here with us.
Archer being a mod is perfect proof of that
Velcro. What a rip off!
Happy Birthday!!
KidCarter93 said:
Archer being a mod is perfect proof of that
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/me makes a mental note to infact this user for the slightest reason
Hello TeeJay
mf2112 said:
Karma is a terrible thing to waste. I guess he must have done something pretty bad to be dumped in here with us.
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What do you mean? All he ever did was move threads here from other places anyway. No one likes being the middleman. The guy in the middle always gets the inferior seatbelt.
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Well that didn't take long.....
You kids play nicely now, TeeJay is a mate of mine and if you mess with him you mess with me! Not that that's gonna be much of a deterrent....
I've already warned him which of you need a good hiding....
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Wow! Welcome to OT!
conantroutman said:
Well that didn't take long.....
You kids play nicely now, TeeJay is a mate of mine and if you mess with him you mess with me! Not that that's gonna be much of a deterrent....
I've already warned him which of you need a good hiding....
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Don't worry, I'm sure he'll be welcomed with open arms and little-to-no trolling, and I'll show him where the "close thread" button is
Archer said:
Don't worry, I'm sure he'll be welcomed with open arms and little-to-no trolling, and I'll show him where the "close thread" button is
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Do leave some threads for him to close too y'know i heard you had a TC quota.. :silly:
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Don't worry, I'm sure he'll be welcomed with open arms and little-to-no trolling, and I'll show him where the "close thread" button is
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Hey.. Archer.. What kinda UI do you guys get on XDA..?
Welcome to OT!!
We shall not use IB4TeeJay! LOL :silly:
Just Kidding!
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Don't worry, I'm sure he'll be welcomed with open arms and little-to-no trolling, and I'll show him where the "close thread" button is
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I hope his first action is to close this one....
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conantroutman said:
I hope his first action is to close this one....
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IB4TeeJay then... :silly:
conantroutman said:
.. I've already warned him which of you need a good hiding....
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I'll get my coat shall i?
John McClane said:
Welcome to OT!!
We shall not use IB4TeeJay! LOL :silly:
Just Kidding!
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I prefer
IB4TJ
Shorter....
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Thought this was about phones?

I am sending from my husband's acct and just wondering how this place has turned into a dating / cheating forum. I found a member sending my husband pictures and emails.... How do we fix this?
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wileout said:
How do we fix this?
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A marriage counselor?
sounds like he's in big trouble
Throw away the computer and key his car.
And I told him to delete my pictures...
Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh... I don't think it's the sites fault you got a cheating husband lady so don't bring the crap here take it to your old man you two need to have a long sit down
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Yeah, just because your husband is a sleazebag doesn't mean there's anything wrong with the forum.
Illnevertell said:
Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh... I don't think it's the sites fault you got a cheating husband lady so don't bring the crap here take it to your old man you two need to have a long sit down
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My thoughts exactly. This has nothing to do with XDA.
Sitting back munching on popcorn this should be good :beer:
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I didn't know this site had a lot of females well I hope it was a female sending him pictures.
she finally got his account
Good job playing that off guys, she'll never realize this is actually a cheating forum disguised as a smartphone forum.
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I don't know how to "fix" your problem, but a public forum is not the place for such discussion.
Thread closed.
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I am sending from my husband's acct and just wondering how this place has turned into a dating / cheating forum. I found a member sending my husband pictures and emails.... How do we fix this?
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What, there are girls on this site!!
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You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think! XDA, mobile wisdom, not a n00b feeding ground!!
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What, there are girls on this site!!
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You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think! XDA, mobile wisdom, not a n00b feeding ground!!
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Never said it was a female...if ya know what I mean.
LMAO
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Never said it was a female...if ya know what I mean.
LMAO
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Or human....
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This is the best thread evah!!!!!!1111!!11oneleven9000
IB4L btw....
Also....OP may be teh biggest troll here unless CTM has a twin brother
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Or human....
:cyclops:
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Or alive
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I heard there was a sexy scandal....
I got here as quickly as I could.
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conantroutman said:
I heard there was a sexy scandal....
I got here as quickly as I could.
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I brought the drinks. :beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:

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