Are the powers that be ****ing around with the jet stream? - Off-topic

The title is the topic!
Are they (?) Actively combating.global warming?
By they I mean the ones with more money than sense? You know the one's who think they know it all.lol..
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I have three words for you. Chemtrails.
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Yep I have seen them! It is Wilhelm Reich's stuff they are using I guess
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Are you talking about it being hot? News Flash!!! It's SUMMER!!!

jaszek said:
Are you talking about it being hot? News Flash!!! It's SUMMER!!!
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Yes and it's pissing on Europe! !!
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Bush and Cheney did such a good job directing the Hurricane Katrina towards New Orleans that they started a new secret division of the goverment before they left office to control it.
Here is a rare snapshot taken right before Katrina. Copy it quick.. I might have to take it down before the feds catch on. For those Feds watching......I am posting through a chain of proxies.... you will never find me. If you copy the picture, keep it in a safe place and don't get caught with it....
Don't say I didn't warn you!!!
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In the summer, some call it "global warming"
In the winter, some call it "global cooling"

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Yes and it's pissing on Europe! !!
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Trust me. It's not as bad as NYC. You don't have humidity. And it looks like you are in Ireland. Mainland Europe probably has it worse. lol

I am definitely not subscribing to this theory, but by "they" I think you mean the Bilderberg Group.

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/07/03/what-behind-record-heat/
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WiredPirate said:
I am definitely not subscribing to this theory, but by "they" I think you mean the Bilderberg Group.
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Yes ! Mostly known by that name ... ....
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85gallon said:
Bush and Cheney did such a good job directing the Hurricane Katrina towards New Orleans that they started a new secret division of the goverment before they left office to control it.
Here is a rare snapshot taken right before Katrina. Copy it quick.. I might have to take it down before the feds catch on. For those Feds watching......I am posting through a chain of proxies.... you will never find me. If you copy the picture, keep it in a safe place and don't get caught with it....
Don't say I didn't warn you!!!
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Lol
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Hi. I'm new here and I think there should be a thread for this song.

Archer said:
Hi. I'm new here and I think there should be a thread for this song.
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Ha just watched the video....
Ain't gonna stop the comets...

shanman-2 said:
Ha just watched the video....
Ain't gonna stop the comets...
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Why bump this crap thread?

TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Why bump this crap thread?
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Why not?
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"

Danial723 said:
Why not?
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"
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Epic bump...
High five!

Face five
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"

The powers that be are closing this thread.

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[Mafia] Make me an offer I can't refuse

Simple!
I'm sick of making offers that can't be refused, so here's the game:
Make the previous poster an offer that they can't refuse, and end it with a gratuitous reference to violence.
sakai4eva said:
Simple!
I'm sick of making offers that can't be refused, so here's the game:
Make the previous poster an offer that they can't refuse.
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You will die in ot
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You will die in ot
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I probably would.
You will fap to this picture:
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I probably would.
You will fap to this picture:
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You will marry and have kids with any female person's pic you post
dexter93 said:
You will marry and have kids with any female person's pic you post
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Sorry, girl of my dreams is walking in and out of my mind. For real.
Make me a sammich.
sakai4eva said:
Sorry, girl of my dreams is walking in and out of my mind. For real.
Make me a sammich.
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The girl of your dreams will be zombified and you will have to kil her
Refuse this offer.
mercianary said:
Refuse this offer.
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Don't refuse this offer.
sakai4eva said:
Don't refuse this offer.
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How could i
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Refuse IT!!!
Why do i feel that this thread is slowly becoming like the
Three word story.....
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I'll make you an offer you can't resist:
Don't you dare compare this thread to the three word story carp.
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I'll make you an offer you can't resist:
Don't you dare compare this thread to the three word story carp.
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Dont dare u spell crap right
Also this is kinda like the corrupt the wish thread
davidrules7778 said:
Dont dare u spell crap right
Also this is kinda like the corrupt the wish thread
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I'll make you an offer you can't refuse:
Sleep with this 500+ lbs fat chick, or get raped by Franky, the disease ridden jiggalo.
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
I'll make you an offer you can't refuse:
Listen to Rebecca Black's Friday on a 10-hour loop.
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I'll make you an offer you can't refuse:
Listen to Rebecca Black's Friday on a 10-hour loop.
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Listen to it with me.
He listens to it with you with headphones on playing one less lonely girl on a 10 hour loop.
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dayton1202 said:
He listens to it with you with headphones on playing one less lonely girl on a 10 hour loop.
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Sing Friday at the top of your lungs or I'll cap yer knees.
p/s: I finally figured out what's missing, gratuitous references to violence!
sakai4eva said:
Sing Friday at the top of your lungs or I'll cap yer knees.
p/s: I finally figured out what's missing, gratuitous references to violence!
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I accept your offer but I lose my voice before singing. Haha
Now you have to go find the nastiest man you know and take him to dinner and a movie . Or I shoot you in the arm and spray pepper spray in the the wound.
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The Playboy Club

I know, I know, potentially NSFW stuff here.
Other than Amber Heard, there's nothing worth watching in there. Sorry excuse for a skin flick.
Anyone else got that vibe?
p/s: I'm not gay, btw. Just need to clarify that... yeah...
Watched it last night because of Amber Heard. It was better than I expected.
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There were a lot of weapons of mast distraction. They are very capable of rebounding from side to side and up and down, causing massive distraction.
Also, I pity most of the girls. They might have to deal with lower back problem in the future.
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Exactly. Lol
I have a feeling this thread will get closed soon though...
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Not yet, but my eyes will be around here. Keep it clean.
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Not yet, but my eyes will be around here. Keep it clean.
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your new profile picture... scary
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As Mr Clown said...eyes will be floating around so one move out of line and BOOM!. Gone like a flash of lightning...along with the offenders.
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As Mr Clown said...eyes will be floating around so one move out of line and BOOM!. Gone like a flash of lightning...along with the offenders.
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Warning noted.
Just gonna talk about a lousy show that's little more than a sorry excuse for showing skin.
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Warning noted.
Just gonna talk about a lousy show that's little more than a sorry excuse for showing skin.
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Pron is always a sorry excuse to show skin. The story lines are hilarious!
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Pron is always a sorry excuse to show skin. The story lines are hilarious!
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But pr0n doesn't has Amber Heard:
Read today that it's on the short list for cancellation already. After one episode. Hot damn.
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TJBunch1228 said:
Read today that it's on the short list for cancellation already. After one episode. Hot damn.
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Not surprised. Amber Heard couldn't act for damn. The male lead looked like a Mad Men clone. Saying that you watch the show for the plot is like buying the mag for the articles.
Makes no sense. Kill it already. Wasted my bandwidth downloading the thing.
On the other hand I liked New Girl. Very funny.
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Zoey Deschannel vs. Amber Heard...
Awkward Brunette vs. Blond Bombshell
But The New Girl won me over the moment she made an LOTR reference.
Yeah New Girl was flippin awesome. I laughed my ass off. I'll take awkward girl next door brunette over blonde snootypants bombshell any day.
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TJBunch1228 said:
Yeah New Girl was flippin awesome. I laughed my ass off. I'll take awkward girl next door brunette over blonde snootypants bombshell any day.
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Me too. But the greedy monster inside me tells me to take both. Who am I to ignore my true inner self?
But there is just so much pointless and stupid and lousy TV any man can stand.
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But pr0n doesn't has Amber Heard:
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And hence the 1.5 reason to watch it. The other 0.5, of course, is her wearing a bunny outfit.

------Android BBQ!------

Hey OT´ers
Who´s going to the BBQ?
Meet ya there
I'm not, but I expect pictures. Or there will be blood.
-How cruel is the golden rule, when the lives we live are all golden plated-
What happened to the other 2 threads asking this?
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1233370&highlight=bbq
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1223165&highlight=bbq
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=774782&highlight=bbq
I say spam...what say you TRM? .
BTW...I'll be there also
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http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1233370&highlight=bbq
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1223165&highlight=bbq
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=774782&highlight=bbq
I say spam...what say you TRM? .
BTW...I'll be there also
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funny, those were not even the ones I was thinking of. Haha. Yes, Spam I say
I wish i could go
Thread make Dirk sad...
And hungry!
DirkGently1 said:
I wish i could go
Thread make Dirk sad...
And hungry!
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Qft
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
conantroutman said:
Qft
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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I'm sorry...I'll stop now
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I'm sorry...I'll stop now
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Remember I can ban you
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No ban until BBQ is over
conantroutman said:
Remember I can ban you
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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Ban party! Everyone get their ban hats on...this is lets see who bans whom first.
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I wonder how that would work at the BBQ...
Imagine, a mod is getting sick of the way an attendee acts and "bans him".
Then the person gets the snot beat out of them, then they get sucked into a micro-black hole.
I'd lol.
Wish I could go, I would enjoy witty conversation with my fellow witty ot members.
-How cruel is the golden rule, when the lives we live are all golden plated-
Ill be there with my awesome qr code shirts
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Personally, geographically and financially I would not be able to go, how very unfortunate...
definately a plus for some pictures especially some vids! that would be awesome!!!
to the peeps that are going, have fun! before i change my mind and go raging in ot...
hehe
like my new sig?
- think i deleted the template, oh well
- - if you want something similar you can always pm me...
Who was at the BBQ? Who did you meet?
As the title suggests, post ppl u remember seeing at the BBQ...if u dis not come...you suck...sexual inuendos aside.
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People got to "meet me" and that was their honor
TheRomMistress said:
As the title suggests, post ppl u remember seeing at the BBQ...if u dis not come...you suck...sexual inuendos aside.
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you go?
sounded awesome but might want to change meat to meet in the title, other wise it could also be a innuendo
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MacaronyMax said:
you go?
sounded awesome but might want to change meat to meet in the title, other wise it could also be a innuendo
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shhh, no dont point that out... you will anger her
there was more posts here earlier... but now their gone...
yeah, they were funny posts but they're gone.

Craziest Idea you can think of to change the world

Post the craziest ideas you can think of to change the world
Here's mine:
Let all people of america and china jump together at the same time for 5 mins, thus knocking the earth off its axis
Re-distribute any money anyone makes over, say, 15 million dollars to public services.
Free nukes for everyone.
Legalize drugs.
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so nobody would like to wish for world peas and all the shi*t like that?
Travel back in time and make apple fail
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deathnotice01 said:
so nobody would like to wish for world peas and all the shi*t like that?
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That would be boring. Now everyone having their own nuke, that would be fun.
deathnotice01 said:
so nobody would like to wish for world peas and all the shi*t like that?
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World peas? Genius! It would end hunger in Africa!
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That would be boring. Now everyone having their own nuke, that would be fun.
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World peas? Genius! It would end hunger in Africa!
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m1l4droid said:
World peace? No way. It's a lot more fun without peace.
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What part of Iran do you live in? I guess I'm an ignorant American, but wherever you live seems to be at peace.
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It is at peace. I was saying it in general.
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Sorry, I was taking personal interest in where you live. My bad. I'll mind my damn business.
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m1l4droid said:
Don't worry about it. I won't send a bomb your way... for now.
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C'mon....I was seriously not stereotyping/ trolling you. I was actually curious. But whatever.
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Like I said, no bomb. Not yet.
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****.
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If the Earth was knocked off its axis OP we might not be able to survive, at the very least it would change our seasons completely.
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If the Earth was knocked off its axis OP we might not be able to survive, at the very least it would change our seasons completely.
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Sh*t, if the sun were 10 feet closer to earth, We'd all melt.
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If everyone in the world screamed at the same time. Would you hear it from space?
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m1l4droid said:
Sound only travels in matter. So it can't be heard in vacuum space.
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So what you're saying that space doesn't matter? You space-ist.
m1l4droid said:
Sound only travels in matter. So it can't be heard in vacuum space.
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This.
In fact, how do shuttles propel in space? There's no molecules, no oxygen, no matter.
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Ok, what about if everyone farted at the same time? Would it have the same effect as say, an atom bomb? (or whatever it's called)
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Thought this was about phones?

I am sending from my husband's acct and just wondering how this place has turned into a dating / cheating forum. I found a member sending my husband pictures and emails.... How do we fix this?
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wileout said:
How do we fix this?
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A marriage counselor?
sounds like he's in big trouble
Throw away the computer and key his car.
And I told him to delete my pictures...
Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh... I don't think it's the sites fault you got a cheating husband lady so don't bring the crap here take it to your old man you two need to have a long sit down
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Yeah, just because your husband is a sleazebag doesn't mean there's anything wrong with the forum.
Illnevertell said:
Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh... I don't think it's the sites fault you got a cheating husband lady so don't bring the crap here take it to your old man you two need to have a long sit down
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My thoughts exactly. This has nothing to do with XDA.
Sitting back munching on popcorn this should be good :beer:
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I didn't know this site had a lot of females well I hope it was a female sending him pictures.
she finally got his account
Good job playing that off guys, she'll never realize this is actually a cheating forum disguised as a smartphone forum.
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I don't know how to "fix" your problem, but a public forum is not the place for such discussion.
Thread closed.
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I am sending from my husband's acct and just wondering how this place has turned into a dating / cheating forum. I found a member sending my husband pictures and emails.... How do we fix this?
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What, there are girls on this site!!
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You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think! XDA, mobile wisdom, not a n00b feeding ground!!
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What, there are girls on this site!!
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You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think! XDA, mobile wisdom, not a n00b feeding ground!!
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Never said it was a female...if ya know what I mean.
LMAO
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Never said it was a female...if ya know what I mean.
LMAO
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Or human....
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This is the best thread evah!!!!!!1111!!11oneleven9000
IB4L btw....
Also....OP may be teh biggest troll here unless CTM has a twin brother
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Or human....
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Or alive
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I heard there was a sexy scandal....
I got here as quickly as I could.
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I heard there was a sexy scandal....
I got here as quickly as I could.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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I brought the drinks. :beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:

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