Simple!
I'm sick of making offers that can't be refused, so here's the game:
Make the previous poster an offer that they can't refuse, and end it with a gratuitous reference to violence.
sakai4eva said:
Simple!
I'm sick of making offers that can't be refused, so here's the game:
Make the previous poster an offer that they can't refuse.
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You will die in ot
dexter93 said:
You will die in ot
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I probably would.
You will fap to this picture:
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I probably would.
You will fap to this picture:
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You will marry and have kids with any female person's pic you post
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You will marry and have kids with any female person's pic you post
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Sorry, girl of my dreams is walking in and out of my mind. For real.
Make me a sammich.
sakai4eva said:
Sorry, girl of my dreams is walking in and out of my mind. For real.
Make me a sammich.
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The girl of your dreams will be zombified and you will have to kil her
Refuse this offer.
mercianary said:
Refuse this offer.
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Don't refuse this offer.
sakai4eva said:
Don't refuse this offer.
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How could i
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Refuse IT!!!
Why do i feel that this thread is slowly becoming like the
Three word story.....
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I'll make you an offer you can't resist:
Don't you dare compare this thread to the three word story carp.
sakai4eva said:
I'll make you an offer you can't resist:
Don't you dare compare this thread to the three word story carp.
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Dont dare u spell crap right
Also this is kinda like the corrupt the wish thread
davidrules7778 said:
Dont dare u spell crap right
Also this is kinda like the corrupt the wish thread
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I'll make you an offer you can't refuse:
Sleep with this 500+ lbs fat chick, or get raped by Franky, the disease ridden jiggalo.
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
I'll make you an offer you can't refuse:
Listen to Rebecca Black's Friday on a 10-hour loop.
sakai4eva said:
I'll make you an offer you can't refuse:
Listen to Rebecca Black's Friday on a 10-hour loop.
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Listen to it with me.
He listens to it with you with headphones on playing one less lonely girl on a 10 hour loop.
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He listens to it with you with headphones on playing one less lonely girl on a 10 hour loop.
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Sing Friday at the top of your lungs or I'll cap yer knees.
p/s: I finally figured out what's missing, gratuitous references to violence!
sakai4eva said:
Sing Friday at the top of your lungs or I'll cap yer knees.
p/s: I finally figured out what's missing, gratuitous references to violence!
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I accept your offer but I lose my voice before singing. Haha
Now you have to go find the nastiest man you know and take him to dinner and a movie . Or I shoot you in the arm and spray pepper spray in the the wound.
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Related
GamerGirlXXX is an editor over at GizmoFusion.com....She posts GREAT pics on Twitter...@GamerGirlXXX...follow her....if GizmoFusion's FB page gets 40 more likes today she will post a new pic....sooooo....EVERYBODY: Go HERE and like the GizmoFusion FB page...NOW! LOL <3
Is this one of those Girls+Games=fap fap fap things?
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Is this one of those Girls+Games=fap fap fap things?
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lmao. FAP FAP FAP
I want to hump the face in OP's avatar
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I want to hump the face in OP's avatar
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I don't want the face in your avatar to hump me....lol...<3
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Wonder if she likes bananas haha
The guys on xda are like animals. If they smell fresh meat we all gather round and tear it up. It's not necessarily the most inviting thing...but eh whatever.
Welcome to xda by the way haha
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XPLiCiT2u said:
I don't want the face in your avatar to hump me....lol...<3
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Haha it took me a minute to realize what my avatar was. Lol
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Do you all ever wonder why I never wanted a girlfriend who games? Do you?
Well, the opening moments of Duke Nukem' Forever explained it all. Play the game, then you'll understand what I'm sayin', yo.
I think you can see her nipple on her right hand when you click on the picture?
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I think you can see her nipple on her right hand when you click on the picture?
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....you can. But it's actually her left hand bro haha
LOL, no if she was looking at us, her right hand. (left hand when lloking at her)
There is something popping out in the middle of her index!
Alanrocks15 said:
LOL, no if she was looking at us, her right hand. (left hand when lloking at her)
There is something popping out in the middle of her index!
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Okay, okay w/e there is enough pron on the interwebz haha She has a lot more photos up too if you look, they reveal a LOT more than a little nipple haha
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Okay, okay w/e there is enough pron on the interwebz haha She has a lot more photos up too if you look, they reveal a LOT more than a little nipple haha
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I suddenly get an epiphany moment when I saw your user name and the word "nipple"
LOL.
The OP is not a girl. His name is Michael
@alan, sakai & twitch: STOP BEING PERVERTS!!!
husam666 said:
@alan, sakai & twitch: STOP BEING PERVERTS!!!
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I wasn't being a pervert, I was stating a fact. Don't hate on my fact stating skills.
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I wasn't being a pervert, I was stating a fact. Don't hate on my fact stating skills.
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gosh, you're such a kid
husam666 said:
gosh, you're such a kid
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Obviously. what made you think that?
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Obviously. what made you think that?
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kids are more perverts than other people
I know, I know, potentially NSFW stuff here.
Other than Amber Heard, there's nothing worth watching in there. Sorry excuse for a skin flick.
Anyone else got that vibe?
p/s: I'm not gay, btw. Just need to clarify that... yeah...
Watched it last night because of Amber Heard. It was better than I expected.
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There were a lot of weapons of mast distraction. They are very capable of rebounding from side to side and up and down, causing massive distraction.
Also, I pity most of the girls. They might have to deal with lower back problem in the future.
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Exactly. Lol
I have a feeling this thread will get closed soon though...
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Not yet, but my eyes will be around here. Keep it clean.
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Not yet, but my eyes will be around here. Keep it clean.
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your new profile picture... scary
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As Mr Clown said...eyes will be floating around so one move out of line and BOOM!. Gone like a flash of lightning...along with the offenders.
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As Mr Clown said...eyes will be floating around so one move out of line and BOOM!. Gone like a flash of lightning...along with the offenders.
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Warning noted.
Just gonna talk about a lousy show that's little more than a sorry excuse for showing skin.
sakai4eva said:
Warning noted.
Just gonna talk about a lousy show that's little more than a sorry excuse for showing skin.
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Pron is always a sorry excuse to show skin. The story lines are hilarious!
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Pron is always a sorry excuse to show skin. The story lines are hilarious!
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But pr0n doesn't has Amber Heard:
Read today that it's on the short list for cancellation already. After one episode. Hot damn.
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TJBunch1228 said:
Read today that it's on the short list for cancellation already. After one episode. Hot damn.
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Not surprised. Amber Heard couldn't act for damn. The male lead looked like a Mad Men clone. Saying that you watch the show for the plot is like buying the mag for the articles.
Makes no sense. Kill it already. Wasted my bandwidth downloading the thing.
On the other hand I liked New Girl. Very funny.
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Zoey Deschannel vs. Amber Heard...
Awkward Brunette vs. Blond Bombshell
But The New Girl won me over the moment she made an LOTR reference.
Yeah New Girl was flippin awesome. I laughed my ass off. I'll take awkward girl next door brunette over blonde snootypants bombshell any day.
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TJBunch1228 said:
Yeah New Girl was flippin awesome. I laughed my ass off. I'll take awkward girl next door brunette over blonde snootypants bombshell any day.
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Me too. But the greedy monster inside me tells me to take both. Who am I to ignore my true inner self?
But there is just so much pointless and stupid and lousy TV any man can stand.
sakai4eva said:
But pr0n doesn't has Amber Heard:
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And hence the 1.5 reason to watch it. The other 0.5, of course, is her wearing a bunny outfit.
So this is the thread to post what holiday you are celebrating. Post your holiday wherever you are. Not just America. Have fun guys.
I'll toast this day to Ms Mitchell. My redhead Advanced Arts teacher. I shall never forget thee. A nice earthy pinot will highlight your free spirit.
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Guys/girls this one goes to our first loves.
Early I know but never a time like drinking but now.
I've had one six of these and have to say.....DON'T BUY IT. Tastes like a ***** Guinness. Get the real stuff. Much better.
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boborone said:
Early I know but never a time like drinking but now.
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I've had one six of these and have to say.....DON'T BUY IT. Tastes like a ***** Guinness. Get the real stuff. Much better.
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Whats in that altoids container? ;-)
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Whats in that altoids container? ;-)
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Altoids .....
Good to have fresh breath you know.
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Happy saint pat's to you too. And I've heard the black lager stuff sucks. Haven't tried it yet.
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aw hell. ill have a drink tonight.
Sssshhhhh! Sparky might hear you...
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Happy saint pat's to you too. And I've heard the black lager stuff sucks. Haven't tried it yet.
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you need to change your siggy
Its Jack and coke. I promise
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watt9493 said:
you need to change your siggy
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NEVER!!!......
watt9493 said:
Its Jack and coke. I promise
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Is that a sippy cup?
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Is that a sippy cup?
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its an old smuckers mix thingie. its convenient and measures to 8fl oz. thats why i keep it.
My guinness glass measures to a pint. That's why I keeep it.
jaszek said:
My guinness glass measures to a pint. That's why I keeep it.
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mine doesnt leak if tipped upside down
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mine doesnt leak if tipped upside down
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Mine doesn't leak because it flows straight to my lips.
Bunch a drunks....all of ya!
Wasn't me!! I didn't do it!
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Bunch a drunks....all of ya!
Wasn't me!! I didn't do it!
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I only had 3 tonight. Before they closed the bar down, I averaged 7 or 8 pints of guinness a night. People started buying guinness for me just to see how much of them I can drink. They never lived the day to see me pass out. lol
Yep, exactly what the Irish need, an excuse to drink...
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
conantroutman said:
Yep, exactly what the Irish need, an excuse to drink...
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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You're so right.
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Just wanted to wish all a very Happy St Patricks Day
Don't have to much ale or guinness now
I'm so excited to spend this whole day at work! Please everyone have a drink for me
The title is the topic!
Are they (?) Actively combating.global warming?
By they I mean the ones with more money than sense? You know the one's who think they know it all.lol..
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I have three words for you. Chemtrails.
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Yep I have seen them! It is Wilhelm Reich's stuff they are using I guess
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Are you talking about it being hot? News Flash!!! It's SUMMER!!!
jaszek said:
Are you talking about it being hot? News Flash!!! It's SUMMER!!!
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Yes and it's pissing on Europe! !!
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Bush and Cheney did such a good job directing the Hurricane Katrina towards New Orleans that they started a new secret division of the goverment before they left office to control it.
Here is a rare snapshot taken right before Katrina. Copy it quick.. I might have to take it down before the feds catch on. For those Feds watching......I am posting through a chain of proxies.... you will never find me. If you copy the picture, keep it in a safe place and don't get caught with it....
Don't say I didn't warn you!!!
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In the summer, some call it "global warming"
In the winter, some call it "global cooling"
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Yes and it's pissing on Europe! !!
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Trust me. It's not as bad as NYC. You don't have humidity. And it looks like you are in Ireland. Mainland Europe probably has it worse. lol
I am definitely not subscribing to this theory, but by "they" I think you mean the Bilderberg Group.
http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/07/03/what-behind-record-heat/
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I am definitely not subscribing to this theory, but by "they" I think you mean the Bilderberg Group.
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Yes ! Mostly known by that name ... ....
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85gallon said:
Bush and Cheney did such a good job directing the Hurricane Katrina towards New Orleans that they started a new secret division of the goverment before they left office to control it.
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Don't say I didn't warn you!!!
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Lol
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Hi. I'm new here and I think there should be a thread for this song.
Archer said:
Hi. I'm new here and I think there should be a thread for this song.
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Ha just watched the video....
Ain't gonna stop the comets...
shanman-2 said:
Ha just watched the video....
Ain't gonna stop the comets...
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Why bump this crap thread?
TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Why bump this crap thread?
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Why not?
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"
Danial723 said:
Why not?
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"
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Epic bump...
High five!
Face five
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"
The powers that be are closing this thread.
Post the craziest ideas you can think of to change the world
Here's mine:
Let all people of america and china jump together at the same time for 5 mins, thus knocking the earth off its axis
Re-distribute any money anyone makes over, say, 15 million dollars to public services.
Free nukes for everyone.
Legalize drugs.
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so nobody would like to wish for world peas and all the shi*t like that?
Travel back in time and make apple fail
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deathnotice01 said:
so nobody would like to wish for world peas and all the shi*t like that?
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That would be boring. Now everyone having their own nuke, that would be fun.
deathnotice01 said:
so nobody would like to wish for world peas and all the shi*t like that?
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World peas? Genius! It would end hunger in Africa!
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That would be boring. Now everyone having their own nuke, that would be fun.
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World peas? Genius! It would end hunger in Africa!
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m1l4droid said:
World peace? No way. It's a lot more fun without peace.
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What part of Iran do you live in? I guess I'm an ignorant American, but wherever you live seems to be at peace.
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It is at peace. I was saying it in general.
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Sorry, I was taking personal interest in where you live. My bad. I'll mind my damn business.
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m1l4droid said:
Don't worry about it. I won't send a bomb your way... for now.
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C'mon....I was seriously not stereotyping/ trolling you. I was actually curious. But whatever.
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Like I said, no bomb. Not yet.
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****.
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If the Earth was knocked off its axis OP we might not be able to survive, at the very least it would change our seasons completely.
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If the Earth was knocked off its axis OP we might not be able to survive, at the very least it would change our seasons completely.
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Sh*t, if the sun were 10 feet closer to earth, We'd all melt.
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If everyone in the world screamed at the same time. Would you hear it from space?
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Sound only travels in matter. So it can't be heard in vacuum space.
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So what you're saying that space doesn't matter? You space-ist.
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Sound only travels in matter. So it can't be heard in vacuum space.
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This.
In fact, how do shuttles propel in space? There's no molecules, no oxygen, no matter.
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Ok, what about if everyone farted at the same time? Would it have the same effect as say, an atom bomb? (or whatever it's called)
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