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[Mafia] Make me an offer I can't refuse

Simple!
I'm sick of making offers that can't be refused, so here's the game:
Make the previous poster an offer that they can't refuse, and end it with a gratuitous reference to violence.

sakai4eva said:
Simple!
I'm sick of making offers that can't be refused, so here's the game:
Make the previous poster an offer that they can't refuse.
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You will die in ot

dexter93 said:
You will die in ot
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I probably would.
You will fap to this picture:
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sakai4eva said:
I probably would.
You will fap to this picture:
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You will marry and have kids with any female person's pic you post

dexter93 said:
You will marry and have kids with any female person's pic you post
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Sorry, girl of my dreams is walking in and out of my mind. For real.
Make me a sammich.

sakai4eva said:
Sorry, girl of my dreams is walking in and out of my mind. For real.
Make me a sammich.
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The girl of your dreams will be zombified and you will have to kil her

Refuse this offer.

mercianary said:
Refuse this offer.
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Don't refuse this offer.

sakai4eva said:
Don't refuse this offer.
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How could i
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Refuse IT!!!

Why do i feel that this thread is slowly becoming like the
Three word story.....
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I'll make you an offer you can't resist:
Don't you dare compare this thread to the three word story carp.

sakai4eva said:
I'll make you an offer you can't resist:
Don't you dare compare this thread to the three word story carp.
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Dont dare u spell crap right
Also this is kinda like the corrupt the wish thread

davidrules7778 said:
Dont dare u spell crap right
Also this is kinda like the corrupt the wish thread
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I'll make you an offer you can't refuse:
Sleep with this 500+ lbs fat chick, or get raped by Franky, the disease ridden jiggalo.
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-

I'll make you an offer you can't refuse:
Listen to Rebecca Black's Friday on a 10-hour loop.

sakai4eva said:
I'll make you an offer you can't refuse:
Listen to Rebecca Black's Friday on a 10-hour loop.
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Listen to it with me.

He listens to it with you with headphones on playing one less lonely girl on a 10 hour loop.
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dayton1202 said:
He listens to it with you with headphones on playing one less lonely girl on a 10 hour loop.
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Sing Friday at the top of your lungs or I'll cap yer knees.
p/s: I finally figured out what's missing, gratuitous references to violence!

sakai4eva said:
Sing Friday at the top of your lungs or I'll cap yer knees.
p/s: I finally figured out what's missing, gratuitous references to violence!
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I accept your offer but I lose my voice before singing. Haha
Now you have to go find the nastiest man you know and take him to dinner and a movie . Or I shoot you in the arm and spray pepper spray in the the wound.
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I've been away for a while...

Anything special that happened in OT? I have internet at where I'm staying now (stupid neighbors not putting a password on their WiFi) So I'll try to post more. Fill me in, is Llama gone again?

Llama was never back AFAIK
ADR6300

watt9493 said:
Llama was never back AFAIK
ADR6300
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I remember him coming back in like may or something.

jaszek said:
I remember him coming back in like may or something.
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Yeah, but gone..... Also Dan Wilson dissapeared.... and so did max....
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Also twitch
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watt9493 said:
Also twitch
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Where did I disappear to?
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-

Spam spam and more spam...
So to answer your question, no....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

twitch153 said:
Where did I disappear to?
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
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Teh school
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watt9493 said:
Teh school
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Oh! Yeah, I've been busy doing college things.
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watt9493 said:
Llama was never back AFAIK
ADR6300
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good reddens

Collage things suck in the summer. So it 7:14 pm here in Poland, on a friday, so I guess I will dod what I did for the past two days. Drink. FML. lol.
Ok, no drinking tonight. Maybe some inhalation of illegal substances found in a certain type of plant.

jaszek said:
Collage things suck in the summer. So it 7:14 pm here in Poland, on a friday, so I guess I will dod what I did for the past two days. Drink. FML. lol.
Ok, no drinking tonight. Maybe some inhalation of illegal substances found in a certain type of plant.
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Thc?
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dexter93 said:
Yeah, but gone..... Also Dan Wilson dissapeared.... and so did max....
Sent from my HTC Desire
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Not completley

jaszek said:
Collage things suck in the summer. So it 7:14 pm here in Poland, on a friday, so I guess I will dod what I did for the past two days. Drink. FML. lol.
Ok, no drinking tonight. Maybe some inhalation of illegal substances found in a certain type of plant.
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+1
Sent from either my N1, NS, or Sensation 4G

I ended up drinking hop soup. but got invited to THC.
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did I really type this while piss drunk? the space key on my macbook doesn't feel like it should. Sorry for posting while drunk. Herp Derp.

Why am i on this forum drunk...again.

jaszek said:
Why am i on this forum drunk...again.
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Because this is the best place to be if you ask me.
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-

Me buying a new phone. Haven't decided yet though.

***Mexican Independence day***

Have a great celebration orb3000, and all of his fellow countrymen too!
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Cheers!

Is that Mario saluting the flag?

M_T_M said:
Is that Mario saluting the flag?
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He's mexican right??
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

conantroutman said:
He's mexican right??
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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It is pretty damn funny considering he's of Italian descent but then again, I suppose Speedy Gonzales may count

My independence day was yesterday. Dunno why we didn't do it at the same time

Mr. Clown said:
My independence day was yesterday. Dunno why we didn't do it at the same time
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Happy independence day for yesterday then and today for every one.else
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Mr. Clown said:
My independence day was yesterday. Dunno why we didn't do it at the same time
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Clowns are scary as hell, so rather than being independent i feel they should be locked away for ever in a place where i never have to lay eyes upon them again!

DirkGently1 said:
Clowns are scary as hell, so rather than being independent i feel they should be locked away for ever in a place where i never have to lay eyes upon them again!
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He's not so bad once you get to know him.....
Its a bit creepy when he does that whole coming out of the plughole thing though...
How much do I not want these by the way.....
(no offense Mr C)
And when the hell is our independance day...????

DirkGently1 said:
Clowns are scary as hell, so rather than being independent i feel they should be locked away for ever in a place where i never have to lay eyes upon them again!
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Mr.Clown is the coolest clown in this continent, I'll let you know

conantroutman said:
He's not so bad once you get to know him.....
Its a bit creepy when he does that whole coming out of the plughole thing though...
How much do I not want these by the way.....
(no offense Mr C)
And when the hell is our independance day...????
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Good point! I suggest we break away from the yoke of EU oppression bureaucracy and declare that day as our Independence Day!
M_T_M said:
Mr.Clown is the coolest clown in this continent, I'll let you know
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His sig freaks me out!

Thanks a lot Amigo!
I am actually celebrating bigtime!!!
Have some tequilas on me for ya´all
DirkGently1 said:
Have a great celebration orb3000, and all of his fellow countrymen too!
Cheers!
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orb3000 said:
Thanks a lot Amigo!
I am actually celebrating bigtime!!!
Have some tequilas on me for ya´all
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I'm up for a bit of THAT!
Be good..and if you can't be good, be careful...and if you can't be careful....Don't get caught!!

I´ll try
Meantime some pics from last night celebration

orb3000 said:
I´ll try
Meantime some pics from last night celebration
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That's a great shot!
It's about bloody time we had something to celebrate here in Blighty. Forgetting royal weddings, the last time we had a real excuse to blow off steam was the end of WWII. (It probably explains a lot about the British mentality! )
We need MOAR PARTYYY!!

It is time...

I think it is finally time to change my signature. Give me some ideas. If you don't I'll comeup with something myself.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming like his passengers.
It's an oldie, but a goodie.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming like his passengers.
It's an oldie, but a goodie.
Sent from my coffee pot.
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So you are saying keep it? lol

jaszek said:
So you are saying keep it? lol
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I think a sig, although secondary to the quality of your posts, should not come from someone else.
You are obviously creative as a photographer, so when you think of something, you'll have your sig.
But hopefully someone else will chime in here and offer something worth considering.
Sent from my coffee pot.

TheSkinnyDrummer said:
I think a sig, although secondary to the quality of your posts, should not come from someone else.
You are obviously creative as a photographer, so when you think of something, you'll have your sig.
But hopefully someone else will chime in here and offer something worth considering.
Sent from my coffee pot.
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I'm just asking for suggestions, not like I will listen to any of them anyway. lol

How about.....
"its jaszek time *****es"
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

conantroutman said:
How about.....
"its jaszek time *****es"
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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I'll do that, but I will but *****es as:
You really thought it will say "this" here?
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Why are you gonna sell out the message of your Christmas signature? Stick to your decisions and live with the consequences and you will never regret anything. That is freedom
Edit - you are seeking attention, disregard the above
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alaman68 said:
Why are you gonna sell out the message of your Christmas signature? Stick to your decisions and live with the consequences and you will never regret anything. That is freedom
Edit - you are seeking attention, disregard the above
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That's far too deep and sensible for this time of the morning.....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

conantroutman said:
That's far too deep and sensible for this time of the morning.....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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I love the Christmas sig and your confidence to keep it all year long. if you abandon it, i will gladly use it forever. just a thought.
something Easter ish may be nice now. like a psycho bunny with blood on its fur. just a suggestion
conantroutman, very true

jaszek said:
I am not changing my sig image until next Christmas
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How about...
"I'm Jaszek.... I'm a big fat liar."
I think it's catchy. What do you think?

Archer said:
How about...
"I'm Jaszek.... I'm a big fat liar."
I think it's catchy. What do you think?
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I like it....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

(I am not changing my sig image until next Christmas)
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have you changed your mind or you updated it late?

I said change the sig. That banner could still be there lol.
I'll add a bloddy bunny, but then you people will tell me it's too big.

Change it to "htc fan89 is a cool guy" lol joking

I think it is finally time to change my signature.
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(I am not changing my sig image until next Christmas)
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How about putting both the above lines for your new sig?

jaszek said:
I said change the sig. That banner could still be there lol.
I'll add a bloddy bunny, but then you people will tell me it's too big.
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You can do this! (click the image)

LordManhattan said:
You can do this! (click the image)
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Thank's that will be my sig. I just need to add some text to the picture. lol

So I finally changed my sig. I feel dirty.

Archer said:
How about...
"I'm Jaszek.... I'm a big fat liar."
I think it's catchy. What do you think?
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I would agree with you, but I'm far from fat.

A chance encounter with a film crew:

Outside work in the last hour:
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Awesome!!

The Top Gear studios and test track aren't far from here so you often see nice cars going back and forth. I always wondered if i'd see Clarkson one day and then this happened!

DirkGently said:
The Top Gear studios and test track aren't far from here so you often see nice cars going back and forth. I always wondered if i'd see Clarkson one day and then this happened!
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I don't know why, but when I saw this earlier the first thing I thought was "Clarkson".
I lived in Portsmouth for a few years and used to meet up with a friend who lived in London quite regularly. To share expense we'd meet roughly in the middle, which was Guildford. We used to frequent this particular establishment...
Nice pub, till the night time

Haha. You lucky bastard. Also, what the hell is that thing Jeremy is driving?
And why is the Range Rover's steering wheel on the wrong side?
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Archer said:
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Nice pub, till the night time
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Whole town is a dive from morning till night if you ask me! My perceptions may be skewed by having to come here to work every day though!
Like many who live around here, i have frequented one or two of the clubs around town in my youth. One of them was Cinderellas, which i think goes by another name now. Always full of slappers as you'd expect!

Looks pretty cool to me..

jaszek said:
Haha. You lucky bastard. Also, what the hell is that thing Jeremy is driving?
And why is the Range Rover's steering wheel on the wrong side?
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I know, right?
It looks like a cross between one of those buggy's for old age pensioners and a Transformer!

Is that you Dirk? First pic.
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LordManhattan said:
Is that you Dirk? First pic.
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Nope! There aren't, and never will be, any pictures of yours truly on the Internet.
Edit: Apart from this one of me doing Dips..

LordManhattan said:
Is that you Dirk? First pic.
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Lol i see it on my phone. Didn't notice on the computer. I always knew Dirk was bald

jaszek said:
Lol i see it on my phone. Didn't notice on the computer. I always knew Dirk was bald
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Funny enough i am, but it's not my reflection!

That's excellent. One of my favorite shows for sure.
ΧΔΑ Fraternity: It shall soon be upon us. Beware.
Plus! The secret to success as told by our founder.

jRi0T68 said:
That's excellent. One of my favorite shows for sure.
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Season 19 is due to begin in January 2013. I'm looking forward to it. :good:

I'll have to wait for it to rear its head in the US.
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jRi0T68 said:
I'll have to wait for it to rear its head in the US.
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Plus! The secret to success as told by our founder.
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BBC America. I think we get the new episodes on mondays

m1l4droid said:
Did you get a chance take his signature?
Swiped from my Nexus S on CM10 stable powered by Marmite kernel
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I would never pester anyone for something so completely meaningless. I mean, what's the point? Some people are really into it too! It's very bizarre.

m1l4droid said:
Yeah signature is pointless. Did you get a picture with him?
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No, i don't let people take my picture. That's how i know there aren't any of me online! The only pictures of me in existence are very old and very rare!

m1l4droid said:
Who are you, Sherlock Holmes?
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Or the invisible man?
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.