I've been away for a while... - Off-topic

Anything special that happened in OT? I have internet at where I'm staying now (stupid neighbors not putting a password on their WiFi) So I'll try to post more. Fill me in, is Llama gone again?

Llama was never back AFAIK
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watt9493 said:
Llama was never back AFAIK
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I remember him coming back in like may or something.

jaszek said:
I remember him coming back in like may or something.
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Yeah, but gone..... Also Dan Wilson dissapeared.... and so did max....
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Also twitch
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watt9493 said:
Also twitch
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Where did I disappear to?
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Spam spam and more spam...
So to answer your question, no....
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twitch153 said:
Where did I disappear to?
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Teh school
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watt9493 said:
Teh school
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Oh! Yeah, I've been busy doing college things.
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watt9493 said:
Llama was never back AFAIK
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good reddens

Collage things suck in the summer. So it 7:14 pm here in Poland, on a friday, so I guess I will dod what I did for the past two days. Drink. FML. lol.
Ok, no drinking tonight. Maybe some inhalation of illegal substances found in a certain type of plant.

jaszek said:
Collage things suck in the summer. So it 7:14 pm here in Poland, on a friday, so I guess I will dod what I did for the past two days. Drink. FML. lol.
Ok, no drinking tonight. Maybe some inhalation of illegal substances found in a certain type of plant.
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Thc?
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dexter93 said:
Yeah, but gone..... Also Dan Wilson dissapeared.... and so did max....
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Not completley

jaszek said:
Collage things suck in the summer. So it 7:14 pm here in Poland, on a friday, so I guess I will dod what I did for the past two days. Drink. FML. lol.
Ok, no drinking tonight. Maybe some inhalation of illegal substances found in a certain type of plant.
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+1
Sent from either my N1, NS, or Sensation 4G

I ended up drinking hop soup. but got invited to THC.
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did I really type this while piss drunk? the space key on my macbook doesn't feel like it should. Sorry for posting while drunk. Herp Derp.

Why am i on this forum drunk...again.

jaszek said:
Why am i on this forum drunk...again.
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Because this is the best place to be if you ask me.
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Me buying a new phone. Haven't decided yet though.

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Is this one of those Girls+Games=fap fap fap things?
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Is this one of those Girls+Games=fap fap fap things?
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lmao. FAP FAP FAP
I want to hump the face in OP's avatar
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I want to hump the face in OP's avatar
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I don't want the face in your avatar to hump me....lol...<3
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Wonder if she likes bananas haha
The guys on xda are like animals. If they smell fresh meat we all gather round and tear it up. It's not necessarily the most inviting thing...but eh whatever.
Welcome to xda by the way haha
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XPLiCiT2u said:
I don't want the face in your avatar to hump me....lol...<3
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Haha it took me a minute to realize what my avatar was. Lol
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Do you all ever wonder why I never wanted a girlfriend who games? Do you?
Well, the opening moments of Duke Nukem' Forever explained it all. Play the game, then you'll understand what I'm sayin', yo.
I think you can see her nipple on her right hand when you click on the picture?
Alanrocks15 said:
I think you can see her nipple on her right hand when you click on the picture?
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....you can. But it's actually her left hand bro haha
LOL, no if she was looking at us, her right hand. (left hand when lloking at her)
There is something popping out in the middle of her index!
Alanrocks15 said:
LOL, no if she was looking at us, her right hand. (left hand when lloking at her)
There is something popping out in the middle of her index!
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Okay, okay w/e there is enough pron on the interwebz haha She has a lot more photos up too if you look, they reveal a LOT more than a little nipple haha
twitch153 said:
Okay, okay w/e there is enough pron on the interwebz haha She has a lot more photos up too if you look, they reveal a LOT more than a little nipple haha
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I suddenly get an epiphany moment when I saw your user name and the word "nipple"
LOL.
The OP is not a girl. His name is Michael
@alan, sakai & twitch: STOP BEING PERVERTS!!!
husam666 said:
@alan, sakai & twitch: STOP BEING PERVERTS!!!
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I wasn't being a pervert, I was stating a fact. Don't hate on my fact stating skills.
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twitch153 said:
I wasn't being a pervert, I was stating a fact. Don't hate on my fact stating skills.
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gosh, you're such a kid
husam666 said:
gosh, you're such a kid
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Obviously. what made you think that?
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twitch153 said:
Obviously. what made you think that?
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kids are more perverts than other people

Graduation:

I finally graduated! Haza!
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Another step closer to adult-hood. Let me know what you guys think.
I'm going to go to college at D'youville college for 5 years, learning two things:
Information Systems (4 years Bachelor's degree)
International business (5 years Master's degree)
I'm also getting all of my college paid for
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Woot! Congrats man!
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Woot! Congrats man!
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Thanks a lot, by the way, it was REALLY windy outside.
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Thanks a lot, by the way, it was REALLY windy outside.
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Haha I was going to ask if it was windy or of your hair is always like that.
congrats btw
Congrads bud
Youre looking at a crackflashing troll with ORD
Congrats, my best bro.
WAIT.
YOU'RE TWO YEARS OLDER THAN ME?
YOU MOTHERFHTAGN PIECE OF PH'NGLUI
"PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULHU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN"
More pictures: Those two didn't even wear the same dress.
Yeah, I'm two years older than you Chao You jelly?
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welcome to hell enjoy the stresses of college
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Congratulations man, one year ahead of me. Have fun.
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Congratulations man, one year ahead of me. Have fun.
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one hmp that noting iam 5 year ahead of him lol it all down hill from now
Well done man! Life is now yours for the taking.
That chick in the glasses, you should "tap that".
Also, graduation from High school, or junior high?
jaszek said:
That chick in the glasses, you should "tap that".
Also, graduation from High school, or junior high?
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That chick in the glasses, is my girlfriend, and I do tap that, daily haha
Graduation from High school, I'm only 17 you know?
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twitch153 said:
That chick in the glasses, is my girlfriend, and I do tap that, daily haha
Graduation from High school, I'm only 17 you know?
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hell yeah graduation celebrating taping
congrats dev
Good job twitch
Yay! Good luck! Now go out and get a job....
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Babydoll25 said:
Yay! Good luck! Now go out and get a job....
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+1
don't ever think about using those student loans
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+1
don't ever think about using those student loans
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Devan is getting ALL of his college paid for while referring to himself in the third person. I don't need student loans, and college is more important than a job.
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twitch153 said:
Devan is getting ALL of his college paid for while referring to himself in the third person. I don't need student loans, and college is more important than a job.
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What are you gonna study? Do you have an idea yet?

[Mafia] Make me an offer I can't refuse

Simple!
I'm sick of making offers that can't be refused, so here's the game:
Make the previous poster an offer that they can't refuse, and end it with a gratuitous reference to violence.
sakai4eva said:
Simple!
I'm sick of making offers that can't be refused, so here's the game:
Make the previous poster an offer that they can't refuse.
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You will die in ot
dexter93 said:
You will die in ot
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I probably would.
You will fap to this picture:
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I probably would.
You will fap to this picture:
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You will marry and have kids with any female person's pic you post
dexter93 said:
You will marry and have kids with any female person's pic you post
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Sorry, girl of my dreams is walking in and out of my mind. For real.
Make me a sammich.
sakai4eva said:
Sorry, girl of my dreams is walking in and out of my mind. For real.
Make me a sammich.
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The girl of your dreams will be zombified and you will have to kil her
Refuse this offer.
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Refuse this offer.
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Don't refuse this offer.
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Don't refuse this offer.
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How could i
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Refuse IT!!!
Why do i feel that this thread is slowly becoming like the
Three word story.....
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I'll make you an offer you can't resist:
Don't you dare compare this thread to the three word story carp.
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I'll make you an offer you can't resist:
Don't you dare compare this thread to the three word story carp.
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Dont dare u spell crap right
Also this is kinda like the corrupt the wish thread
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Dont dare u spell crap right
Also this is kinda like the corrupt the wish thread
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I'll make you an offer you can't refuse:
Sleep with this 500+ lbs fat chick, or get raped by Franky, the disease ridden jiggalo.
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I'll make you an offer you can't refuse:
Listen to Rebecca Black's Friday on a 10-hour loop.
sakai4eva said:
I'll make you an offer you can't refuse:
Listen to Rebecca Black's Friday on a 10-hour loop.
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Listen to it with me.
He listens to it with you with headphones on playing one less lonely girl on a 10 hour loop.
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He listens to it with you with headphones on playing one less lonely girl on a 10 hour loop.
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Sing Friday at the top of your lungs or I'll cap yer knees.
p/s: I finally figured out what's missing, gratuitous references to violence!
sakai4eva said:
Sing Friday at the top of your lungs or I'll cap yer knees.
p/s: I finally figured out what's missing, gratuitous references to violence!
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I accept your offer but I lose my voice before singing. Haha
Now you have to go find the nastiest man you know and take him to dinner and a movie . Or I shoot you in the arm and spray pepper spray in the the wound.
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OT Holidays *read Reason to Drink [May 8] [USA] National Teacher Day

So this is the thread to post what holiday you are celebrating. Post your holiday wherever you are. Not just America. Have fun guys.
I'll toast this day to Ms Mitchell. My redhead Advanced Arts teacher. I shall never forget thee. A nice earthy pinot will highlight your free spirit.
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Guys/girls this one goes to our first loves.
Early I know but never a time like drinking but now.
I've had one six of these and have to say.....DON'T BUY IT. Tastes like a ***** Guinness. Get the real stuff. Much better.
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Thanks M_T_M for the merge
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Early I know but never a time like drinking but now.
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I've had one six of these and have to say.....DON'T BUY IT. Tastes like a ***** Guinness. Get the real stuff. Much better.
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Whats in that altoids container? ;-)
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Whats in that altoids container? ;-)
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Altoids .....
Good to have fresh breath you know.
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Happy saint pat's to you too. And I've heard the black lager stuff sucks. Haven't tried it yet.
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aw hell. ill have a drink tonight.
Sssshhhhh! Sparky might hear you...
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Happy saint pat's to you too. And I've heard the black lager stuff sucks. Haven't tried it yet.
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you need to change your siggy
Its Jack and coke. I promise
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watt9493 said:
you need to change your siggy
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NEVER!!!......
watt9493 said:
Its Jack and coke. I promise
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Is that a sippy cup?
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Is that a sippy cup?
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its an old smuckers mix thingie. its convenient and measures to 8fl oz. thats why i keep it.
My guinness glass measures to a pint. That's why I keeep it.
jaszek said:
My guinness glass measures to a pint. That's why I keeep it.
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mine doesnt leak if tipped upside down
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mine doesnt leak if tipped upside down
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Mine doesn't leak because it flows straight to my lips.
Bunch a drunks....all of ya!
Wasn't me!! I didn't do it!
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Bunch a drunks....all of ya!
Wasn't me!! I didn't do it!
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I only had 3 tonight. Before they closed the bar down, I averaged 7 or 8 pints of guinness a night. People started buying guinness for me just to see how much of them I can drink. They never lived the day to see me pass out. lol
Yep, exactly what the Irish need, an excuse to drink...
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Yep, exactly what the Irish need, an excuse to drink...
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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You're so right.
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Just wanted to wish all a very Happy St Patricks Day
Don't have to much ale or guinness now
I'm so excited to spend this whole day at work! Please everyone have a drink for me

Craziest Idea you can think of to change the world

Post the craziest ideas you can think of to change the world
Here's mine:
Let all people of america and china jump together at the same time for 5 mins, thus knocking the earth off its axis
Re-distribute any money anyone makes over, say, 15 million dollars to public services.
Free nukes for everyone.
Legalize drugs.
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so nobody would like to wish for world peas and all the shi*t like that?
Travel back in time and make apple fail
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deathnotice01 said:
so nobody would like to wish for world peas and all the shi*t like that?
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That would be boring. Now everyone having their own nuke, that would be fun.
deathnotice01 said:
so nobody would like to wish for world peas and all the shi*t like that?
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World peas? Genius! It would end hunger in Africa!
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That would be boring. Now everyone having their own nuke, that would be fun.
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World peas? Genius! It would end hunger in Africa!
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World peace? No way. It's a lot more fun without peace.
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What part of Iran do you live in? I guess I'm an ignorant American, but wherever you live seems to be at peace.
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It is at peace. I was saying it in general.
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Sorry, I was taking personal interest in where you live. My bad. I'll mind my damn business.
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m1l4droid said:
Don't worry about it. I won't send a bomb your way... for now.
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C'mon....I was seriously not stereotyping/ trolling you. I was actually curious. But whatever.
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Like I said, no bomb. Not yet.
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****.
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If the Earth was knocked off its axis OP we might not be able to survive, at the very least it would change our seasons completely.
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If the Earth was knocked off its axis OP we might not be able to survive, at the very least it would change our seasons completely.
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Sh*t, if the sun were 10 feet closer to earth, We'd all melt.
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If everyone in the world screamed at the same time. Would you hear it from space?
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Sound only travels in matter. So it can't be heard in vacuum space.
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So what you're saying that space doesn't matter? You space-ist.
m1l4droid said:
Sound only travels in matter. So it can't be heard in vacuum space.
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This.
In fact, how do shuttles propel in space? There's no molecules, no oxygen, no matter.
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Ok, what about if everyone farted at the same time? Would it have the same effect as say, an atom bomb? (or whatever it's called)
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