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[Q] Do you blink?

Simple. Yes or No poll. Prove that there are more of us who blink!

Blink? As in quickly close and open your eyes? Everyone does unless you've had your eyelids removed.

It's poll not pool and ummm.... are you serious?
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Do you yawn? Most people do when readin yawn
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Which eye are we talking about?
Please don't be asking if my brown eye blinks...

nfs3freak said:
Which eye are we talking about?
Please don't be asking if my brown eye blinks...
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The 'brown eye' may not blink, but it sure do STINK!
Thank you, thank you.

Do fish get drown?
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conqu1stador said:
The 'brown eye' may not blink, but it sure do STINK!
Thank you, thank you.
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*claps slowly increasing pace* Thank you my good sir, you will be getting a thanks for this
No, I don't blink, why would you ask that?
To moisturize my eyes I dip them fully open into a tub of water for about 5 minutes.

iynfynity said:
Do fish get drown?
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What happens if I drop a teabag in the fish tank?
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dexter93 said:
What happens if I drop a teabag in the fish tank?
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You dropped a tea bag in the fish tank then, which I'm sure if other people were around you'd offend a lot of them haha
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dexter93 said:
What happens if I drop a teabag in the fish tank?
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You sick basterd! You teabagged the fishes!
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You dropped a tea bag in the fish tank then, which I'm sure if other people were around you'd offend a lot of them haha
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Well, the tea would taste kinda fishy, right?

sakai4eva said:
You sick basterd! You teabagged the fishes!
Well, the tea would taste kinda fishy, right?
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What? Dexter is a bass turd? Haha
Yeah, I'd be very fishy, plus...I would avoid the tea all together, but that's just my opinion...
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twitch153 said:
What? Dexter is a bass turd? Haha
Yeah, I'd be very fishy, plus...I would avoid the tea all together, but that's just my opinion...
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I'd go with coffee instead. My usual drink.

Blinking is over rated. I tried it once and quickly stopped.

RinZo said:
Blinking is over rated. I tried it once and quickly stopped.
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Sometimes it's addictive. My ex used to keep blinking right in front of my eyes.

sakai4eva said:
Sometimes it's addictive. My ex used to keep blinking right in front of my eyes.
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That's messed up. One night I came home to find my girlfriend blinking. Just sitting on the couch blinking.

RinZo said:
That's messed up. One night I came home to find my girlfriend blinking. Just sitting on the couch blinking.
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Look, if I come home and see my girlfriend on the couch, I'd do a runner. I just broke up with her.

RinZo said:
That's messed up. One night I came home to find my girlfriend blinking. Just sitting on the couch blinking.
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That is SICK! Break up with her. Now.
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BazookaAce said:
That is SICK! Break up with her. Now.
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Break up with her? No, KILL HER!
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Blinking is one of the few joys I have left in life. So yes, I do.

[Mafia] Make me an offer I can't refuse

Simple!
I'm sick of making offers that can't be refused, so here's the game:
Make the previous poster an offer that they can't refuse, and end it with a gratuitous reference to violence.

sakai4eva said:
Simple!
I'm sick of making offers that can't be refused, so here's the game:
Make the previous poster an offer that they can't refuse.
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You will die in ot

dexter93 said:
You will die in ot
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I probably would.
You will fap to this picture:
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sakai4eva said:
I probably would.
You will fap to this picture:
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You will marry and have kids with any female person's pic you post

dexter93 said:
You will marry and have kids with any female person's pic you post
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Sorry, girl of my dreams is walking in and out of my mind. For real.
Make me a sammich.

sakai4eva said:
Sorry, girl of my dreams is walking in and out of my mind. For real.
Make me a sammich.
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The girl of your dreams will be zombified and you will have to kil her

Refuse this offer.

mercianary said:
Refuse this offer.
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Don't refuse this offer.

sakai4eva said:
Don't refuse this offer.
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How could i
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Refuse IT!!!

Why do i feel that this thread is slowly becoming like the
Three word story.....
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I'll make you an offer you can't resist:
Don't you dare compare this thread to the three word story carp.

sakai4eva said:
I'll make you an offer you can't resist:
Don't you dare compare this thread to the three word story carp.
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Dont dare u spell crap right
Also this is kinda like the corrupt the wish thread

davidrules7778 said:
Dont dare u spell crap right
Also this is kinda like the corrupt the wish thread
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I'll make you an offer you can't refuse:
Sleep with this 500+ lbs fat chick, or get raped by Franky, the disease ridden jiggalo.
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I'll make you an offer you can't refuse:
Listen to Rebecca Black's Friday on a 10-hour loop.

sakai4eva said:
I'll make you an offer you can't refuse:
Listen to Rebecca Black's Friday on a 10-hour loop.
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Listen to it with me.

He listens to it with you with headphones on playing one less lonely girl on a 10 hour loop.
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dayton1202 said:
He listens to it with you with headphones on playing one less lonely girl on a 10 hour loop.
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Sing Friday at the top of your lungs or I'll cap yer knees.
p/s: I finally figured out what's missing, gratuitous references to violence!

sakai4eva said:
Sing Friday at the top of your lungs or I'll cap yer knees.
p/s: I finally figured out what's missing, gratuitous references to violence!
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I accept your offer but I lose my voice before singing. Haha
Now you have to go find the nastiest man you know and take him to dinner and a movie . Or I shoot you in the arm and spray pepper spray in the the wound.
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I've been away for a while...

Anything special that happened in OT? I have internet at where I'm staying now (stupid neighbors not putting a password on their WiFi) So I'll try to post more. Fill me in, is Llama gone again?

Llama was never back AFAIK
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watt9493 said:
Llama was never back AFAIK
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I remember him coming back in like may or something.

jaszek said:
I remember him coming back in like may or something.
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Yeah, but gone..... Also Dan Wilson dissapeared.... and so did max....
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Also twitch
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watt9493 said:
Also twitch
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Where did I disappear to?
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Spam spam and more spam...
So to answer your question, no....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

twitch153 said:
Where did I disappear to?
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Teh school
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watt9493 said:
Teh school
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Oh! Yeah, I've been busy doing college things.
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watt9493 said:
Llama was never back AFAIK
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good reddens

Collage things suck in the summer. So it 7:14 pm here in Poland, on a friday, so I guess I will dod what I did for the past two days. Drink. FML. lol.
Ok, no drinking tonight. Maybe some inhalation of illegal substances found in a certain type of plant.

jaszek said:
Collage things suck in the summer. So it 7:14 pm here in Poland, on a friday, so I guess I will dod what I did for the past two days. Drink. FML. lol.
Ok, no drinking tonight. Maybe some inhalation of illegal substances found in a certain type of plant.
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Thc?
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dexter93 said:
Yeah, but gone..... Also Dan Wilson dissapeared.... and so did max....
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Not completley

jaszek said:
Collage things suck in the summer. So it 7:14 pm here in Poland, on a friday, so I guess I will dod what I did for the past two days. Drink. FML. lol.
Ok, no drinking tonight. Maybe some inhalation of illegal substances found in a certain type of plant.
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+1
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I ended up drinking hop soup. but got invited to THC.
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did I really type this while piss drunk? the space key on my macbook doesn't feel like it should. Sorry for posting while drunk. Herp Derp.

Why am i on this forum drunk...again.

jaszek said:
Why am i on this forum drunk...again.
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Because this is the best place to be if you ask me.
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Me buying a new phone. Haven't decided yet though.

The Playboy Club

I know, I know, potentially NSFW stuff here.
Other than Amber Heard, there's nothing worth watching in there. Sorry excuse for a skin flick.
Anyone else got that vibe?
p/s: I'm not gay, btw. Just need to clarify that... yeah...

Watched it last night because of Amber Heard. It was better than I expected.
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There were a lot of weapons of mast distraction. They are very capable of rebounding from side to side and up and down, causing massive distraction.
Also, I pity most of the girls. They might have to deal with lower back problem in the future.

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Exactly. Lol
I have a feeling this thread will get closed soon though...
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Not yet, but my eyes will be around here. Keep it clean.

Mr. Clown said:
Not yet, but my eyes will be around here. Keep it clean.
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your new profile picture... scary
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As Mr Clown said...eyes will be floating around so one move out of line and BOOM!. Gone like a flash of lightning...along with the offenders.

TheRomMistress said:
As Mr Clown said...eyes will be floating around so one move out of line and BOOM!. Gone like a flash of lightning...along with the offenders.
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Warning noted.
Just gonna talk about a lousy show that's little more than a sorry excuse for showing skin.

sakai4eva said:
Warning noted.
Just gonna talk about a lousy show that's little more than a sorry excuse for showing skin.
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Pron is always a sorry excuse to show skin. The story lines are hilarious!
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I_am_Error said:
Pron is always a sorry excuse to show skin. The story lines are hilarious!
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But pr0n doesn't has Amber Heard:

Read today that it's on the short list for cancellation already. After one episode. Hot damn.
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TJBunch1228 said:
Read today that it's on the short list for cancellation already. After one episode. Hot damn.
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Not surprised. Amber Heard couldn't act for damn. The male lead looked like a Mad Men clone. Saying that you watch the show for the plot is like buying the mag for the articles.
Makes no sense. Kill it already. Wasted my bandwidth downloading the thing.

On the other hand I liked New Girl. Very funny.
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Zoey Deschannel vs. Amber Heard...
Awkward Brunette vs. Blond Bombshell
But The New Girl won me over the moment she made an LOTR reference.

Yeah New Girl was flippin awesome. I laughed my ass off. I'll take awkward girl next door brunette over blonde snootypants bombshell any day.
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TJBunch1228 said:
Yeah New Girl was flippin awesome. I laughed my ass off. I'll take awkward girl next door brunette over blonde snootypants bombshell any day.
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Me too. But the greedy monster inside me tells me to take both. Who am I to ignore my true inner self?
But there is just so much pointless and stupid and lousy TV any man can stand.

sakai4eva said:
But pr0n doesn't has Amber Heard:
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DirkGently1 said:
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And hence the 1.5 reason to watch it. The other 0.5, of course, is her wearing a bunny outfit.

Are the powers that be ****ing around with the jet stream?

The title is the topic!
Are they (?) Actively combating.global warming?
By they I mean the ones with more money than sense? You know the one's who think they know it all.lol..
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I have three words for you. Chemtrails.
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Yep I have seen them! It is Wilhelm Reich's stuff they are using I guess
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Are you talking about it being hot? News Flash!!! It's SUMMER!!!

jaszek said:
Are you talking about it being hot? News Flash!!! It's SUMMER!!!
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Yes and it's pissing on Europe! !!
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Bush and Cheney did such a good job directing the Hurricane Katrina towards New Orleans that they started a new secret division of the goverment before they left office to control it.
Here is a rare snapshot taken right before Katrina. Copy it quick.. I might have to take it down before the feds catch on. For those Feds watching......I am posting through a chain of proxies.... you will never find me. If you copy the picture, keep it in a safe place and don't get caught with it....
Don't say I didn't warn you!!!
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In the summer, some call it "global warming"
In the winter, some call it "global cooling"

shanman-2 said:
Yes and it's pissing on Europe! !!
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Trust me. It's not as bad as NYC. You don't have humidity. And it looks like you are in Ireland. Mainland Europe probably has it worse. lol

I am definitely not subscribing to this theory, but by "they" I think you mean the Bilderberg Group.

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/07/03/what-behind-record-heat/
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WiredPirate said:
I am definitely not subscribing to this theory, but by "they" I think you mean the Bilderberg Group.
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Yes ! Mostly known by that name ... ....
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Bush and Cheney did such a good job directing the Hurricane Katrina towards New Orleans that they started a new secret division of the goverment before they left office to control it.
Here is a rare snapshot taken right before Katrina. Copy it quick.. I might have to take it down before the feds catch on. For those Feds watching......I am posting through a chain of proxies.... you will never find me. If you copy the picture, keep it in a safe place and don't get caught with it....
Don't say I didn't warn you!!!
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Lol
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Hi. I'm new here and I think there should be a thread for this song.

Archer said:
Hi. I'm new here and I think there should be a thread for this song.
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Ha just watched the video....
Ain't gonna stop the comets...

shanman-2 said:
Ha just watched the video....
Ain't gonna stop the comets...
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Why bump this crap thread?

TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Why bump this crap thread?
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Why not?
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"

Danial723 said:
Why not?
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"
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Epic bump...
High five!

Face five
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"

The powers that be are closing this thread.