I know, I know, potentially NSFW stuff here.
Other than Amber Heard, there's nothing worth watching in there. Sorry excuse for a skin flick.
Anyone else got that vibe?
p/s: I'm not gay, btw. Just need to clarify that... yeah...
Watched it last night because of Amber Heard. It was better than I expected.
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There were a lot of weapons of mast distraction. They are very capable of rebounding from side to side and up and down, causing massive distraction.
Also, I pity most of the girls. They might have to deal with lower back problem in the future.
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Exactly. Lol
I have a feeling this thread will get closed soon though...
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Not yet, but my eyes will be around here. Keep it clean.
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Not yet, but my eyes will be around here. Keep it clean.
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your new profile picture... scary
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As Mr Clown said...eyes will be floating around so one move out of line and BOOM!. Gone like a flash of lightning...along with the offenders.
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As Mr Clown said...eyes will be floating around so one move out of line and BOOM!. Gone like a flash of lightning...along with the offenders.
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Warning noted.
Just gonna talk about a lousy show that's little more than a sorry excuse for showing skin.
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Warning noted.
Just gonna talk about a lousy show that's little more than a sorry excuse for showing skin.
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Pron is always a sorry excuse to show skin. The story lines are hilarious!
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I_am_Error said:
Pron is always a sorry excuse to show skin. The story lines are hilarious!
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But pr0n doesn't has Amber Heard:
Read today that it's on the short list for cancellation already. After one episode. Hot damn.
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TJBunch1228 said:
Read today that it's on the short list for cancellation already. After one episode. Hot damn.
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Not surprised. Amber Heard couldn't act for damn. The male lead looked like a Mad Men clone. Saying that you watch the show for the plot is like buying the mag for the articles.
Makes no sense. Kill it already. Wasted my bandwidth downloading the thing.
On the other hand I liked New Girl. Very funny.
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Zoey Deschannel vs. Amber Heard...
Awkward Brunette vs. Blond Bombshell
But The New Girl won me over the moment she made an LOTR reference.
Yeah New Girl was flippin awesome. I laughed my ass off. I'll take awkward girl next door brunette over blonde snootypants bombshell any day.
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TJBunch1228 said:
Yeah New Girl was flippin awesome. I laughed my ass off. I'll take awkward girl next door brunette over blonde snootypants bombshell any day.
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Me too. But the greedy monster inside me tells me to take both. Who am I to ignore my true inner self?
But there is just so much pointless and stupid and lousy TV any man can stand.
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And hence the 1.5 reason to watch it. The other 0.5, of course, is her wearing a bunny outfit.
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GamerGirlXXX is an editor over at GizmoFusion.com....She posts GREAT pics on Twitter...@GamerGirlXXX...follow her....if GizmoFusion's FB page gets 40 more likes today she will post a new pic....sooooo....EVERYBODY: Go HERE and like the GizmoFusion FB page...NOW! LOL <3
Is this one of those Girls+Games=fap fap fap things?
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Is this one of those Girls+Games=fap fap fap things?
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lmao. FAP FAP FAP
I want to hump the face in OP's avatar
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I want to hump the face in OP's avatar
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I don't want the face in your avatar to hump me....lol...<3
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Wonder if she likes bananas haha
The guys on xda are like animals. If they smell fresh meat we all gather round and tear it up. It's not necessarily the most inviting thing...but eh whatever.
Welcome to xda by the way haha
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I don't want the face in your avatar to hump me....lol...<3
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Haha it took me a minute to realize what my avatar was. Lol
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Do you all ever wonder why I never wanted a girlfriend who games? Do you?
Well, the opening moments of Duke Nukem' Forever explained it all. Play the game, then you'll understand what I'm sayin', yo.
I think you can see her nipple on her right hand when you click on the picture?
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I think you can see her nipple on her right hand when you click on the picture?
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....you can. But it's actually her left hand bro haha
LOL, no if she was looking at us, her right hand. (left hand when lloking at her)
There is something popping out in the middle of her index!
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LOL, no if she was looking at us, her right hand. (left hand when lloking at her)
There is something popping out in the middle of her index!
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Okay, okay w/e there is enough pron on the interwebz haha She has a lot more photos up too if you look, they reveal a LOT more than a little nipple haha
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Okay, okay w/e there is enough pron on the interwebz haha She has a lot more photos up too if you look, they reveal a LOT more than a little nipple haha
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I suddenly get an epiphany moment when I saw your user name and the word "nipple"
LOL.
The OP is not a girl. His name is Michael
@alan, sakai & twitch: STOP BEING PERVERTS!!!
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@alan, sakai & twitch: STOP BEING PERVERTS!!!
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I wasn't being a pervert, I was stating a fact. Don't hate on my fact stating skills.
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I wasn't being a pervert, I was stating a fact. Don't hate on my fact stating skills.
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gosh, you're such a kid
husam666 said:
gosh, you're such a kid
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Obviously. what made you think that?
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Obviously. what made you think that?
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kids are more perverts than other people
Simple. Yes or No poll. Prove that there are more of us who blink!
Blink? As in quickly close and open your eyes? Everyone does unless you've had your eyelids removed.
It's poll not pool and ummm.... are you serious?
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Which eye are we talking about?
Please don't be asking if my brown eye blinks...
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Which eye are we talking about?
Please don't be asking if my brown eye blinks...
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The 'brown eye' may not blink, but it sure do STINK!
Thank you, thank you.
Do fish get drown?
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The 'brown eye' may not blink, but it sure do STINK!
Thank you, thank you.
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*claps slowly increasing pace* Thank you my good sir, you will be getting a thanks for this
No, I don't blink, why would you ask that?
To moisturize my eyes I dip them fully open into a tub of water for about 5 minutes.
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Do fish get drown?
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What happens if I drop a teabag in the fish tank?
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dexter93 said:
What happens if I drop a teabag in the fish tank?
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You dropped a tea bag in the fish tank then, which I'm sure if other people were around you'd offend a lot of them haha
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What happens if I drop a teabag in the fish tank?
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You sick basterd! You teabagged the fishes!
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You dropped a tea bag in the fish tank then, which I'm sure if other people were around you'd offend a lot of them haha
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Well, the tea would taste kinda fishy, right?
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You sick basterd! You teabagged the fishes!
Well, the tea would taste kinda fishy, right?
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What? Dexter is a bass turd? Haha
Yeah, I'd be very fishy, plus...I would avoid the tea all together, but that's just my opinion...
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What? Dexter is a bass turd? Haha
Yeah, I'd be very fishy, plus...I would avoid the tea all together, but that's just my opinion...
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I'd go with coffee instead. My usual drink.
Blinking is over rated. I tried it once and quickly stopped.
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Blinking is over rated. I tried it once and quickly stopped.
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Sometimes it's addictive. My ex used to keep blinking right in front of my eyes.
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Sometimes it's addictive. My ex used to keep blinking right in front of my eyes.
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That's messed up. One night I came home to find my girlfriend blinking. Just sitting on the couch blinking.
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That's messed up. One night I came home to find my girlfriend blinking. Just sitting on the couch blinking.
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Look, if I come home and see my girlfriend on the couch, I'd do a runner. I just broke up with her.
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That's messed up. One night I came home to find my girlfriend blinking. Just sitting on the couch blinking.
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That is SICK! Break up with her. Now.
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BazookaAce said:
That is SICK! Break up with her. Now.
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Break up with her? No, KILL HER!
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Blinking is one of the few joys I have left in life. So yes, I do.
Simple!
I'm sick of making offers that can't be refused, so here's the game:
Make the previous poster an offer that they can't refuse, and end it with a gratuitous reference to violence.
sakai4eva said:
Simple!
I'm sick of making offers that can't be refused, so here's the game:
Make the previous poster an offer that they can't refuse.
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You will die in ot
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You will die in ot
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I probably would.
You will fap to this picture:
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I probably would.
You will fap to this picture:
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You will marry and have kids with any female person's pic you post
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You will marry and have kids with any female person's pic you post
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Sorry, girl of my dreams is walking in and out of my mind. For real.
Make me a sammich.
sakai4eva said:
Sorry, girl of my dreams is walking in and out of my mind. For real.
Make me a sammich.
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The girl of your dreams will be zombified and you will have to kil her
Refuse this offer.
mercianary said:
Refuse this offer.
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Don't refuse this offer.
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Don't refuse this offer.
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How could i
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Refuse IT!!!
Why do i feel that this thread is slowly becoming like the
Three word story.....
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I'll make you an offer you can't resist:
Don't you dare compare this thread to the three word story carp.
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I'll make you an offer you can't resist:
Don't you dare compare this thread to the three word story carp.
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Dont dare u spell crap right
Also this is kinda like the corrupt the wish thread
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Dont dare u spell crap right
Also this is kinda like the corrupt the wish thread
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I'll make you an offer you can't refuse:
Sleep with this 500+ lbs fat chick, or get raped by Franky, the disease ridden jiggalo.
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I'll make you an offer you can't refuse:
Listen to Rebecca Black's Friday on a 10-hour loop.
sakai4eva said:
I'll make you an offer you can't refuse:
Listen to Rebecca Black's Friday on a 10-hour loop.
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Listen to it with me.
He listens to it with you with headphones on playing one less lonely girl on a 10 hour loop.
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dayton1202 said:
He listens to it with you with headphones on playing one less lonely girl on a 10 hour loop.
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Sing Friday at the top of your lungs or I'll cap yer knees.
p/s: I finally figured out what's missing, gratuitous references to violence!
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Sing Friday at the top of your lungs or I'll cap yer knees.
p/s: I finally figured out what's missing, gratuitous references to violence!
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I accept your offer but I lose my voice before singing. Haha
Now you have to go find the nastiest man you know and take him to dinner and a movie . Or I shoot you in the arm and spray pepper spray in the the wound.
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I ate the hottest pepper in the world...man that sucked this video is a must watch lol...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMzdDmYEObk
Dude, that is INSANE
"....my eyes are on fire..."
Thanks for the lulz!
LOL! Funny stuff!
Dud it was the worst expeirence ever lol...
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I wouldn't do it. How much did they pay you? Not enough. Especially if they didn't pay you at all
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I did it for free!!! Lol i know im an idiot
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Were there any lingering after effects? Personally i would have thrown a tube of hemorrhoid cream in the fridge ready for the next day, just in case!
I once saw a guy set the World Record for eating those things. It was on an old TV show called 'Record Breakers', and he sat there popping them into his mouth like they were Maltesers! I think he'd gone through 30 or so in the given time. The amazing thing is he didn't so much as blink while he was doing it!
Must have had an asbestos lined mouth!
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I once saw a guy set the World Record for eating those things. It was on an old TV show called 'Record Breakers', and he sat there popping them into his mouth like they were Maltesers! I think he'd gone through 30 or so in the given time. The amazing thing is he didn't so much as blink while he was doing it!
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So, what you're saying is that the OP is a *****?
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So, what you're saying is that the OP is a *****?
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Only in the same way that i am for not being able to beat up 10 guys using only my testicles, like Chuck Norris can!
I saw this thing in India where this lady was taking peppers and rubbing them in her eyes. I know they weren't those peppers, but I know they were hot.
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Were there any lingering after effects? Personally i would have thrown a tube of hemorrhoid cream in the fridge ready for the next day, just in case!
I once saw a guy set the World Record for eating those things. It was on an old TV show called 'Record Breakers', and he sat there popping them into his mouth like they were Maltesers! I think he'd gone through 30 or so in the given time. The amazing thing is he didn't so much as blink while he was doing it!
Must have had an asbestos lined mouth!
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This morning was rough man lol
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This morning was rough man lol
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And you didn't get paid? How do you expect to get colonic renewal surgery paid for?
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Reminds me of this:
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This comes from a spicy food eating Mexican...AKA...me!
WHY!!???
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And you didn't get paid? How do you expect to get colonic renewal surgery paid for?
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Hahahaha
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Bump for those who never saw this first time around. Still one of the funniest, most insane things i've ever seen!
Hope the OP is still in good health?
i see a nice torturing method that i could possibly use
i like spicy food though, i think i would give it a go to see how it feels like yes i know im crazy
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i see a nice torturing method that i could possibly use
i like spicy food though, i think i would give it a go to see how it feels like yes i know im crazy
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If you decide to do it I will to
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Lololololololololol the guy with the tattoos reaction was the funniest thing ever!!!!!!1!!!1!!!
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Thanks for the video.
These peppers are great. I guess when you grow up in the Caribbean you get used to the heat of the many variety of peppers we have. I remember one of my English mate eating some jerked pork in Jamaica and he poured the jerk pepper sauce all over it after seeing me do it. What followed was pure lols and he became quite intimate with the toilet for a day or so.
The title is the topic!
Are they (?) Actively combating.global warming?
By they I mean the ones with more money than sense? You know the one's who think they know it all.lol..
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I have three words for you. Chemtrails.
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Yep I have seen them! It is Wilhelm Reich's stuff they are using I guess
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Are you talking about it being hot? News Flash!!! It's SUMMER!!!
jaszek said:
Are you talking about it being hot? News Flash!!! It's SUMMER!!!
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Yes and it's pissing on Europe! !!
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Bush and Cheney did such a good job directing the Hurricane Katrina towards New Orleans that they started a new secret division of the goverment before they left office to control it.
Here is a rare snapshot taken right before Katrina. Copy it quick.. I might have to take it down before the feds catch on. For those Feds watching......I am posting through a chain of proxies.... you will never find me. If you copy the picture, keep it in a safe place and don't get caught with it....
Don't say I didn't warn you!!!
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In the summer, some call it "global warming"
In the winter, some call it "global cooling"
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Yes and it's pissing on Europe! !!
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Trust me. It's not as bad as NYC. You don't have humidity. And it looks like you are in Ireland. Mainland Europe probably has it worse. lol
I am definitely not subscribing to this theory, but by "they" I think you mean the Bilderberg Group.
http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/07/03/what-behind-record-heat/
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I am definitely not subscribing to this theory, but by "they" I think you mean the Bilderberg Group.
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Yes ! Mostly known by that name ... ....
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Bush and Cheney did such a good job directing the Hurricane Katrina towards New Orleans that they started a new secret division of the goverment before they left office to control it.
Here is a rare snapshot taken right before Katrina. Copy it quick.. I might have to take it down before the feds catch on. For those Feds watching......I am posting through a chain of proxies.... you will never find me. If you copy the picture, keep it in a safe place and don't get caught with it....
Don't say I didn't warn you!!!
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Lol
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Hi. I'm new here and I think there should be a thread for this song.
Archer said:
Hi. I'm new here and I think there should be a thread for this song.
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Ha just watched the video....
Ain't gonna stop the comets...
shanman-2 said:
Ha just watched the video....
Ain't gonna stop the comets...
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Why bump this crap thread?
TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Why bump this crap thread?
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Why not?
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"
Danial723 said:
Why not?
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"
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Epic bump...
High five!
Face five
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"
The powers that be are closing this thread.