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***Mexican Independence day***

Have a great celebration orb3000, and all of his fellow countrymen too!
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Cheers!

Is that Mario saluting the flag?

M_T_M said:
Is that Mario saluting the flag?
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He's mexican right??
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conantroutman said:
He's mexican right??
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It is pretty damn funny considering he's of Italian descent but then again, I suppose Speedy Gonzales may count

My independence day was yesterday. Dunno why we didn't do it at the same time

Mr. Clown said:
My independence day was yesterday. Dunno why we didn't do it at the same time
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Happy independence day for yesterday then and today for every one.else
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Mr. Clown said:
My independence day was yesterday. Dunno why we didn't do it at the same time
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Clowns are scary as hell, so rather than being independent i feel they should be locked away for ever in a place where i never have to lay eyes upon them again!

DirkGently1 said:
Clowns are scary as hell, so rather than being independent i feel they should be locked away for ever in a place where i never have to lay eyes upon them again!
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He's not so bad once you get to know him.....
Its a bit creepy when he does that whole coming out of the plughole thing though...
How much do I not want these by the way.....
(no offense Mr C)
And when the hell is our independance day...????

DirkGently1 said:
Clowns are scary as hell, so rather than being independent i feel they should be locked away for ever in a place where i never have to lay eyes upon them again!
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Mr.Clown is the coolest clown in this continent, I'll let you know

conantroutman said:
He's not so bad once you get to know him.....
Its a bit creepy when he does that whole coming out of the plughole thing though...
How much do I not want these by the way.....
(no offense Mr C)
And when the hell is our independance day...????
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Good point! I suggest we break away from the yoke of EU oppression bureaucracy and declare that day as our Independence Day!
M_T_M said:
Mr.Clown is the coolest clown in this continent, I'll let you know
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His sig freaks me out!

Thanks a lot Amigo!
I am actually celebrating bigtime!!!
Have some tequilas on me for ya´all
DirkGently1 said:
Have a great celebration orb3000, and all of his fellow countrymen too!
Cheers!
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orb3000 said:
Thanks a lot Amigo!
I am actually celebrating bigtime!!!
Have some tequilas on me for ya´all
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I'm up for a bit of THAT!
Be good..and if you can't be good, be careful...and if you can't be careful....Don't get caught!!

I´ll try
Meantime some pics from last night celebration

orb3000 said:
I´ll try
Meantime some pics from last night celebration
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That's a great shot!
It's about bloody time we had something to celebrate here in Blighty. Forgetting royal weddings, the last time we had a real excuse to blow off steam was the end of WWII. (It probably explains a lot about the British mentality! )
We need MOAR PARTYYY!!

------Android BBQ!------

Hey OT´ers
Who´s going to the BBQ?
Meet ya there

I'm not, but I expect pictures. Or there will be blood.
-How cruel is the golden rule, when the lives we live are all golden plated-

What happened to the other 2 threads asking this?

http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1233370&highlight=bbq
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1223165&highlight=bbq
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=774782&highlight=bbq
I say spam...what say you TRM? .
BTW...I'll be there also

M_T_M said:
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1233370&highlight=bbq
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1223165&highlight=bbq
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=774782&highlight=bbq
I say spam...what say you TRM? .
BTW...I'll be there also
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funny, those were not even the ones I was thinking of. Haha. Yes, Spam I say

I wish i could go
Thread make Dirk sad...
And hungry!

DirkGently1 said:
I wish i could go
Thread make Dirk sad...
And hungry!
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Qft
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conantroutman said:
Qft
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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I'm sorry...I'll stop now

M_T_M said:
I'm sorry...I'll stop now
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Remember I can ban you
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No ban until BBQ is over

conantroutman said:
Remember I can ban you
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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Ban party! Everyone get their ban hats on...this is lets see who bans whom first.
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I wonder how that would work at the BBQ...
Imagine, a mod is getting sick of the way an attendee acts and "bans him".
Then the person gets the snot beat out of them, then they get sucked into a micro-black hole.
I'd lol.
Wish I could go, I would enjoy witty conversation with my fellow witty ot members.
-How cruel is the golden rule, when the lives we live are all golden plated-

Ill be there with my awesome qr code shirts
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Personally, geographically and financially I would not be able to go, how very unfortunate...
definately a plus for some pictures especially some vids! that would be awesome!!!
to the peeps that are going, have fun! before i change my mind and go raging in ot...
hehe
like my new sig?
- think i deleted the template, oh well
- - if you want something similar you can always pm me...

Who was at the BBQ? Who did you meet?
As the title suggests, post ppl u remember seeing at the BBQ...if u dis not come...you suck...sexual inuendos aside.
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People got to "meet me" and that was their honor

TheRomMistress said:
As the title suggests, post ppl u remember seeing at the BBQ...if u dis not come...you suck...sexual inuendos aside.
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you go?
sounded awesome but might want to change meat to meet in the title, other wise it could also be a innuendo
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MacaronyMax said:
you go?
sounded awesome but might want to change meat to meet in the title, other wise it could also be a innuendo
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shhh, no dont point that out... you will anger her
there was more posts here earlier... but now their gone...

yeah, they were funny posts but they're gone.

OT Holidays *read Reason to Drink [May 8] [USA] National Teacher Day

So this is the thread to post what holiday you are celebrating. Post your holiday wherever you are. Not just America. Have fun guys.
I'll toast this day to Ms Mitchell. My redhead Advanced Arts teacher. I shall never forget thee. A nice earthy pinot will highlight your free spirit.
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Guys/girls this one goes to our first loves.
Early I know but never a time like drinking but now.
I've had one six of these and have to say.....DON'T BUY IT. Tastes like a ***** Guinness. Get the real stuff. Much better.
- this sig is just so I don't have to write 10char when on my phone -
Thanks M_T_M for the merge

boborone said:
Early I know but never a time like drinking but now.
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I've had one six of these and have to say.....DON'T BUY IT. Tastes like a ***** Guinness. Get the real stuff. Much better.
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Whats in that altoids container? ;-)

RinZo said:
Whats in that altoids container? ;-)
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Altoids .....
Good to have fresh breath you know.
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Happy saint pat's to you too. And I've heard the black lager stuff sucks. Haven't tried it yet.
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aw hell. ill have a drink tonight.

Sssshhhhh! Sparky might hear you...
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jaszek said:
Happy saint pat's to you too. And I've heard the black lager stuff sucks. Haven't tried it yet.
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you need to change your siggy

Its Jack and coke. I promise
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watt9493 said:
you need to change your siggy
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NEVER!!!......

watt9493 said:
Its Jack and coke. I promise
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Is that a sippy cup?
- this sig is just so I don't have to write 10char when on my phone -

boborone said:
Is that a sippy cup?
- this sig is just so I don't have to write 10char when on my phone -
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its an old smuckers mix thingie. its convenient and measures to 8fl oz. thats why i keep it.

My guinness glass measures to a pint. That's why I keeep it.

jaszek said:
My guinness glass measures to a pint. That's why I keeep it.
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mine doesnt leak if tipped upside down

watt9493 said:
mine doesnt leak if tipped upside down
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Mine doesn't leak because it flows straight to my lips.

Bunch a drunks....all of ya!
Wasn't me!! I didn't do it!

Babydoll25 said:
Bunch a drunks....all of ya!
Wasn't me!! I didn't do it!
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I only had 3 tonight. Before they closed the bar down, I averaged 7 or 8 pints of guinness a night. People started buying guinness for me just to see how much of them I can drink. They never lived the day to see me pass out. lol

Yep, exactly what the Irish need, an excuse to drink...
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conantroutman said:
Yep, exactly what the Irish need, an excuse to drink...
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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You're so right.
Sent from my potted plant running Liberty 3

Just wanted to wish all a very Happy St Patricks Day
Don't have to much ale or guinness now

I'm so excited to spend this whole day at work! Please everyone have a drink for me

Funniest posts on XDA

As we've all seen, there's some amazingly funny posts that appear all around XDA.
Although most will happen within OT, there are such posts all around the different forums.
Post the links to them here so we can all view some of the many masterpieces of brilliance around this site.

I have not seen a single funny post on this forum.

veeman said:
I have not seen a single funny post on this forum.
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It's so boring here, isn't it!

Archer said:
It's so boring here, isn't it!
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yeah.. especially with one particular mod around...

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Archer said:
It's so boring here, isn't it!
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Nailed it.

dexter93 said:
yeah.. especially with one particular mod around...
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You either mean Archer or Killjoy. I think they're actually the same guy

Archer said:
You either mean Archer or Killjoy. I think they're actually the same guy
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that dude is tiring.. he has nuked the whole OT

dexter93 said:
that dude is tiring.. he has nuked the whole OT
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I know, right! I used to have so much fun here, and now it's all "there's already a thread for that" and "please surch before posting", as if people should follow the rules or something equally inane!

and don't get me started on his whole "you can't just start a thread because you're bored and an attention whore, we don't need to know everyone's shoe size" attitude. hardly a team player wouldn't you say?

xaccers said:
and don't get me started on his whole "you can't just start a thread because you're bored and an attention whore, we don't need to know everyone's shoe size" attitude. hardly a team player wouldn't you say?
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you are still alive xaccers???
zombie alert

dexter93 said:
you are still alive xaccers???
zombie alert
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No, I'm currently possessing a German hitch hiker in a Buenos Aires internet cafe, it's the only way I can get online, the after life is still on dial up, I kid you not!

http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?p=31319007
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http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?p=31319007
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YES
The "I Cant Root my Toaster" thread is very funny

My signiture
this right here......is my.. pretty boy swag!

dexter93 said:
yeah.. especially with one particular mod around...
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If you have an issue with a particular moderator then please contact a member of the mod committee who will be happy to laugh in your face.
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conantroutman said:
If you have an issue with a particular moderator then please contact a member of the mod committee who will be happy to laugh in your face.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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OMG....now that I'm using the site on my PC, i just clicked on your "My Life in Film".
Damn....hahahahahaha

TheSkinnyDrummer said:
OMG....now that I'm using the site on my PC, i just clicked on your "My Life in Film".
Damn....hahahahahaha
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Lawl...
I take it you've moved in and set up the PC then....
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conantroutman said:
Lawl...
I take it you've moved in and set up the PC then....
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You kidding? I had the PC set up before food was put in the fridge.

TheSkinnyDrummer said:
You kidding? I had the PC set up before food was put in the fridge.
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I can see it now....
Plugging the PC in with one hand whilst throwing tins of keystone light into the fridge with the other.
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♥Nickelback Appreciation Thread♥ Kroeger Edition

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YES! It's finally here! The thread you've been waiting for!
Come on in and discuss your favorite band, in the world - Nickelback!

LordManhattan said:
YES! It's finally here! The thread you've been waiting for!
Come on in and discuss your favorite band, in the world - Nickelback!
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I heard that if you played Nickelback backwards, you can hear the devil. What's worse is if you play it forwards, you can hear Nickelback.
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prototype7 said:
I heard that if you played Nickelback backwards, you can hear the devil. What's worse is if you play it forwards, you can hear Nickelback.
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Yes, if you play it normally, you'll hear god.

LordManhattan said:
Yes, if you play it normally, you'll hear god.
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Which god?

ZOMGAPPLESAUCE!!!1111!!!11!!!!!
About time some one had the brains to open a thread honoring this great talent....
InB4L

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Closed? CLOSED? This thread is one of the good ones out there.

LordManhattan said:
Closed? CLOSED? This thread is one of the good ones out there.
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Hey...if my TROLLFEST thread (which was the beetstetetstetstsest of them all) was deleted....this one should be burned with fire and the remains to be shipped to Mars...just sayin' :silly::silly::silly:
Also...Nickelback has is are the bestetstetetsgetststettsts of them all..even better than Creed!!!!

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Hey...if my TROLLFEST thread (which was the beetstetetstetstsest of them all) was deleted....this one should be burned with fire and the remains to be shipped to Mars...just sayin' :silly::silly::silly:
Also...Nickelback has is are the bestetstetetsgetststettsts of them all..even better than Creed!!!!
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That thread had to go! It was garbage, while this one is pure awesome. Just look at it! LOOK AT IT! Merge this thread with the Avril Lavigne thread so they can have a baby!

reported for teh LULZ
InB4L

NO! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Report Archer's thread! His thread is as lame as this one!

IB4L
Also, Kroeger... *thumbdown*
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NO! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Report Archer's thread! His thread is as lame as this one!
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To what I did.
Report both.

just kidding...trolololololololol

I won't forget this! I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS. SleepyKrushna, you're DEAD to me! DEAD! For the rest of you, ju..just don't show up at my christmas party on saturday. I'll force myself to use the laser if i see anyone of you outside the D-Star.

LordManhattan said:
I won't forget this! I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS. SleepyKrushna, you're DEAD to me! DEAD! For the rest of you, ju..just don't show up at my christmas party on saturday. I'll force myself to use the laser if i see anyone of you outside the D-Star.
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Am I dead, or am I just one with the Force? *cool*
Yes, I AM one with the force.
Control your anger, Manhattan, for it is the path to the dark side.

SleepyKrushna said:
Am I dead, or am I just one with the Force? *cool*
Yes, I AM one with the force.
Control your anger, Manhattan, for it is the path to the dark side.
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I'm already way WAY down that dark path, so hating you won't change things that much.

LordManhattan said:
I'm already way WAY down that dark path, so hating you won't change things that much.
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Yes, I know, but the Force asked me to say that.

SleepyKrushna said:
Yes, I know, but the Force asked me to say that.
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I didn't do that. Maybe it's my brother, Dark Schneider... that son of a hamster..