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Need a little laugh?

Look at the first tip on HTC's Tips and Tricks section for the Kaiser:
http://www.htc.com/us/FAQ_Detail.aspx?p_id=67&act=tt
So that's why I can never get the keyboard to come out, I was trying to slide it counterclockwise to the right. LOL j/k
The first tip should be:
To: Use your phone
Do: Press the power button

ha..ha..ha..ha

HA HA HA?
i cant believe it o.o!!! i thought that was to the other side! >.<
now i see..!! my tytn2 has a keyboard!!!

Well the Wizard did open to the right... I think...

NotATreoFan said:
Well the Wizard did open to the right... I think...
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Yeah, the Hermes did to, but I still thought it was funny. I was looking for the warnings to, like don't eat the phone, don't use it as a step stool, stuff like that LOL

PhantomYoda said:
Yeah, the Hermes did to, but I still thought it was funny. I was looking for the warnings to, like don't eat the phone, don't use it as a step stool, stuff like that LOL
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If you eat the phone wouldn't it become a stool?
Sorry Bad Joke.
I'll be here all night.
Try the veal.

JimmyMcGee said:
If you eat the phone wouldn't it become a stool?
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Ahhhhh you beat me to it.....

Ok, It's official. This fourm has gone to hell.

mikechannon said:
Strangely, I find no reference to this on the Bristol Stool Chart!! But you have to imagine it's a Type 1
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XDA-Dev taking you to a new level of scatology
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I would think that with the Lithium Ion Batteries would make it pretty watery or a "Type 7" if you will.
P1Tater said:
Ok, It's official. This fourm has gone to hell.
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Or maybe to "****" If you will.

And with that, I just have to share my latest meme discovery. Thank goodness for the blockatiel!
Never fear, Blocktiel has come down from his perch and saved us all! (original post unmodified.)

mikechannon said:
Strangely, I find no reference to this on the Bristol Stool Chart!! But you have to imagine it's a Type 1
Mike
XDA-Dev taking you to a new level of scatology
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--- WTF??? ---

Umm.. Mr Moderator, was that image appropiate- I certainly didn't want to see that? There are kiddies on this forum, you know

mikechannon said:
PS As for Blocktiel Sensorship I say out out damned bird. Freedom to view I say.
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mikechannon said:
No... No.... surely not....._Alex_ is a WoWfag?
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/LOL_WUT
Mike
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I firmly believe in this method of WoW playing. I also believe that I am a bird.

mikechannon said:
Like they are so innocent! And as for you, well obviously you don't you know.... ever erm..... produce fecal matter. A sort of immaculate defacation if you will. I imagine when you walk in the park you avert your eyes to avoid the doggy doo doo, in which case I iguess you return home with it upon your shoes with monotonous regularity - this is not a pleasant thought! If your kids walk in the park I suppose you go before them throwing thyself upon the offending articles lest they be morrally and forever corrupted?
We are all learning here - everyday in every way
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_Scale
Mike
PS As for Blocktiel Sensorship I say out out damned bird. Freedom to view I say.
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No no no, I was talking about the practically nude image of Alex the moderator. It was quite... off putting...If I want to view male porn, I'm sure I can suscribe to the playgirl channel
And no I don't have kiddies- and when I do, I will happily sacrifice myself to protect them from stepping on doggy stools. Such experiences leave children damaged forever
You both need Jesus
(Please note the facetiousness in much of the above post)

Time to revive this thread... I'm back!!!

how to become a mod

was just wondering how to become a mod here

I was a groovy mod once back in the 70's but I had to quit smoking, get a suit, cut my hair, shave and join the rat race
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heheeee thanks

sheennick123456 said:
was just wondering how to become a mod here
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You have to be devoted, Actual mods, nir, Josh, and Dave

denco7 said:
You have to be devoted, Actual mods, nir, Josh, and Dave
....IMG...
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Better I add my picture as well..

denco7 said:
You have to be devoted, Actual mods, nir, Josh, and Dave
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LMAO
By the way, Mike offers mod nominations in exchange for "certain favours". Just ask P1Tater .
I have a feeling we are going off topic very quickly
Dave

DaveShaw said:
LMAO
By the way, Mike offers mod nominations in exchange for "certain favours". Just ask P1Tater .
I have a feeling we are going off topic very quickly
Dave
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Has P1Tater been chained in Mikes basement again? I haven't seen him in a while...

l3v5y said:
Has P1Tater been chained in Mikes basement again? I haven't seen him in a while...
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Yup he does not seem to be in his office

l3v5y said:
Has P1Tater been chained in Mikes basement again? I haven't seen him in a while...
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Is it P1's turn again?
That means you are up next

the-equinoxe said:
Is it P1's turn again?
That means you are up next
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But last time I got such horrible scarring... My legs have only just grown back.

l3v5y said:
But last time I got such horrible scarring... My legs have only just grown back.
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You are not supposed to speak about the special powers you get once you become a mod

the-equinoxe said:
You are not supposed to speak about the special powers you get once you become a mod
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I thought people already knew! I'm sorry! *sobs into his shattered spine*

hey im a mod and i didnt get those powers ;/

Mods Anonymous...
* Can see it now... *
ather90 said:
Hi, My name's Ather. And, I'm a mod...
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everyone said:
Hi Ather...
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Who-m3 said:
* Can see it now... *
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How did he get those powers ??
Oh yes he did not

I can forsee the future... Every one of you will be in Mods Anonymous.. I'll be in the 'Marketplace Anonymous'... We'll have mixers where we can socialize and show off our crazy device collections... Now, if only I could find a way to talk AT&T into giving me more than one SIM on a line... *sighs*.. It'll be possible one day...

Wondeful!!!!

wow, many mods come here,.
btw, i just realize that mikechannon changed his signature,.

mikechannon said:
A Moderator is facing a mugger with a gun.“Your money or your life!” says the mugger.
“I'm sorry,” the XDA-Moderator answers, “I am a Moderator, so I have no money and no life.”
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Jeepers!!! No wonder I almost got thrown out of my job

Q
How many XDA-Moderators does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A
None, XDA-Mods do not need to screw in light bulbs because the world revolves around them
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IT'S A LAMP GOT DAMNIT! AND DON'T TOUCH IT!
(See, I have a life outside of moderation... It's stagecrew! My life from home )

My 1 Year Anniversary at XDA!

Today (or sometime this week) marks 1 Year of my existence on XDA. For the first few months, I was a quiet roamer until I eventually found the off-topic section and went crazy with my random threads and posts. Here are some of my favorite random threads created by me, take a gander lol:
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=743855
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=739499
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=740437
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=732050 (copied and pasted a story )
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=730912
Ahh... and my first off-topic post ever. The beginning of my randomness
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=673564
Oh and my favorite quote
Agent Zach said:
I plan to enjoy some grilled goodies
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Then the best off-topic thread EVARRR: http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=652857 but unfortunately everyone left because of a certain someone (G1 lol, I know your out here somewhere ) and I soon left the forums after....
That's all.​​​​
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Orb300, has always called my posts useless and spam which lead to my motivation for posting more
ORB IS AWESOME! Along with millz91 G1BRICKED, some other people and MacaronyMax which seems pretty cool but I don't really know him that well as I left the forums right when he started coming around...
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If I forgot to mention you please, LMK and you will recieve credit

Happy anniversary!, and where´s my credit?, or at least a thanks

orb3000 said:
Happy anniversary!, and where´s my credit?, or at least a thanks
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Sorry I forgot...

We had some good times di'n't we.

Original Android <3ers! said:
We had some good times di'n't we.
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OMG WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN! Oh, and hola

My middle name is Waka Flocka Flame. So altogether it's, "G-Fizzle Burr Waka Flocka Flame S-izzle."
BURR!

Original Android <3ers! said:
My middle name is Waka Flocka Flame. So altogether it's, "G-Fizzle Burr Waka Flocka Flame S-izzle."
BURR!
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IDK if it's a good time be to Waka lol... did you hear what happened?

What happened?

Cops busted him for marijuana prostitution & guns. They went to his house but he wasn't home, Gucci was and got arrested though

Well. I guess that means I... what was Gucci doing at Flocka's house? Prostitutes? And doesn't he make enough money from rapping? What is this! The hood?!

Original Android <3ers! said:
Well. I guess that means I... what was Gucci doing at Flocka's house? Prostitutes? And doesn't he make enough money from rapping? What is this! The hood?!
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I heard it on the radio... I have no idea why gucci was there

What phone do you use now?

Original Android <3ers! said:
What phone do you use now?
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Just sold my nexus... never rooted it lol. Deciding now between captivate, nexus s and yes an iphone 4. What about you?

Yes I am cool..... Trust me
If you chose the iPhone.. Might want to look here...
http://www.iphone-developers.com
But there's no Off Topic Yet

MacaronyMax said:
Yes I am cool..... Trust me
If you chose the iPhone.. Might want to look here...
http://www.iphone-developers.com
But there's no Off Topic Yet
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Those iPhone people are all stuck up and no fun lol

Purple Drama Llama said:
Those iPhone people are all stuck up and no fun lol
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Haha
Im a mod there..... lol
Edit: Oh and happy anniversary

MacaronyMax said:
Haha
Im a mod there..... lol
Edit: Oh and happy anniversary
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Oh wow your a mod, so can you ban people and stuff!
Thankzzz!

Purple Drama Llama said:
Oh wow your a mod, so can you ban people and stuff!
Thankzzz!
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Yup
You can change your profile too
http://forum.iphone-developers.com/member.php?u=17

MacaronyMax said:
Yup
You can change your profile too
http://forum.iphone-developers.com/member.php?u=17
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So can you ban people on this forum....

Purple Drama Llama said:
So can you ban people on this forum....
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No... lol

Custom Room

I r form a foren contry. I am very interesting in this talk of custom room. My family is vry large, and we would much like this. Pls help and thanks you.

Lmao xD Head down to your nearest DIY store, We can then teach you how to develop your own

Very good

dmcduck said:
I r form a foren contry. I am very interesting in this talk of custom room. My family is vry large, and we would much like this. Pls help and thanks you.
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You should put entertainment in this custom room so people can lose the game

arcticwolf8 said:
You should put entertainment in this custom room so people can lose the game
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-____-
10char

Be careful you might brick it.

is brick better than plaster? Or i can go back and plaster after the bricks?

dmcduck said:
is brick better than plaster? Or i can go back and plaster after the bricks?
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Thanks for blowing it.

dmcduck said:
is brick better than plaster? Or i can go back and plaster after the bricks?
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You may have to use the Room Manager to help you decide. If you do end up bricked and don't like it you can always blame the 'Customer Recovery' department.

Lolz, this is gunna be a epic thread
Sent from my SilverBullet 'HTCDesireZ running CM7'

I am also worries about the windows works with the androids?

drpsyko said:
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Thanks for blowing it.
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That's what she said.

dmcduck said:
I am also worries about the windows works with the androids?
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Unfortunately, windows won't be compatible with your custom room so you'd have to settle for a dark theme. There is a possibility of using a port though, although it'd really only be a hack job!
Having good people working on the project and design elements will of course be critical. Having a Sparky on hand will help during the build. If you can't find one our friend Babydoll25 may be willing to lend you hers.

Make sure you get an image of your current room, you can do so in room manger.

DirkGently1 said:
Unfortunately, windows won't be compatible with your custom room so you'd have to settle for a dark theme. There is a possibility of using a port though, although it'd really only be a hack job!
Having good people working on the project and design elements will of course be critical. Having a Sparky on hand will help during the build. If you can't find one our friend Babydoll25 may be willing to lend you hers.
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What is your advices for the best place for the ports?

I dont understanding the why I brick my phone. They tell me to check md5sum. The md5sum of the room not same in thread. Then??
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arcticwolf8 said:
That's what she said.
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I'm about to write the same thing. lol'ed at myself

To make it look nice I would suggest Beautiful widgets. They just came out with a new skin.
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I thing costum is better

ulbaz said:
I thing costum is better
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whaaaaaaaa?

dmcduck said:
What is your advices for the best place for the ports?
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I would only port the room once to be honest. Otherwise the integrity of your build may become compromised. Have you decided on which wallpaper to use in your custom room? Of course, you could use a PaintShop to help with the decor and theme.
Anyway you came to the right place. Nobody wants a cowboy developer working on their custom room after all. You'll find plenty of good ones here, and most are very familiar with kitchens.

You know you spend too much time on these forums...

When you're really drunk and exhausted and making out with a girl and thoughts come into your head like "wait, what if our radio and RILs aren't compatible? i'm pretty sure she said she was running an older radio than me. what's going on? fuuuhhhhhh"
So is it just me with this problem?

Yes

Not sure if I should laugh or cry...

What's up with your mood today Jaszek? Do you have something on your mind that you want to get out?
Or are you just tired of meaningless threads?

mroach said:
When you're really drunk and exhausted and making out with a girl and thoughts come into your head like "wait, what if our radio and RILs aren't compatible? i'm pretty sure she said she was running an older radio than me. what's going on? fuuuhhhhhh"
So is it just me with this problem?
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What's a 'girl'?
Is it some sort of new phone?

DirkGently said:
What's a 'girl'?
Is it some sort of new phone?
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Must be something normal people have and we will never get.
Sent from my broken HTC Sensation

I know I spend too much time on here because the missus tells me so....

LordManhattan said:
Or are you just tired of meaningless threads?
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Isn't that what this sub-forum is for? D:

mroach said:
Isn't that what this sub-forum is for? D:
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What are you?..... A lawyer???

conantroutman said:
What are you?..... A lawyer???
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A newb not wanting to break the rules And I probably drink too much.

You haven't broken any rules yet, so you're safe (for now)! Drink to much? Is that even possible?

LordManhattan said:
You haven't broken any rules yet, so you're safe (for now)! Drink to much? Is that even possible?
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When I first looked I thought that the guy in the middle was the drunk one....
Then I realised the two at the sides were French so it must be the guy in the middle who's holding both of them upright..
(no offence to any French people I love France)

Hey! I'm half french, and liar you are, not drunk i am imbecile you are!

conantroutman said:
When I first looked I thought that the guy in the middle was the drunk one....
Then I realised the two at the sides were French so it must be the guy in the middle who's holding both of them upright..
(no offence to any French people I love France)
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The gentlemen on the right is Italian.
Also:

mroach said:
The gentlemen on the right is Italian.
Also:
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Gahhhh....
You know you're too drunk when you confuse Berlusconi with Chirac...
I'm not sure he could be described as a gentleman though...
Wait a minute... this is getting awfully political and we don't allow that around here... I better go get a mod....
Come to think of it, I haven't seen M_T_M all day....
You know you spend too much time on these forums when you worry because M_T_M hasnt posted in a few hours.....

Hahah, well they do look a little alike, and Chirac is clearly the drunk one on this photo, so you got that part right

Wtf
Lol
Sent from my HTC Sensation XE with Beats Audio Z715e using XDA App

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Hahah, well they do look a little alike, and Chirac is clearly the drunk one on this photo, so you got that part right
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They're both creepy old continental Europeans who are out of work