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Need a little laugh?

Look at the first tip on HTC's Tips and Tricks section for the Kaiser:
http://www.htc.com/us/FAQ_Detail.aspx?p_id=67&act=tt
So that's why I can never get the keyboard to come out, I was trying to slide it counterclockwise to the right. LOL j/k
The first tip should be:
To: Use your phone
Do: Press the power button

ha..ha..ha..ha

HA HA HA?
i cant believe it o.o!!! i thought that was to the other side! >.<
now i see..!! my tytn2 has a keyboard!!!

Well the Wizard did open to the right... I think...

NotATreoFan said:
Well the Wizard did open to the right... I think...
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Yeah, the Hermes did to, but I still thought it was funny. I was looking for the warnings to, like don't eat the phone, don't use it as a step stool, stuff like that LOL

PhantomYoda said:
Yeah, the Hermes did to, but I still thought it was funny. I was looking for the warnings to, like don't eat the phone, don't use it as a step stool, stuff like that LOL
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If you eat the phone wouldn't it become a stool?
Sorry Bad Joke.
I'll be here all night.
Try the veal.

JimmyMcGee said:
If you eat the phone wouldn't it become a stool?
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Ahhhhh you beat me to it.....

Ok, It's official. This fourm has gone to hell.

mikechannon said:
Strangely, I find no reference to this on the Bristol Stool Chart!! But you have to imagine it's a Type 1
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XDA-Dev taking you to a new level of scatology
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I would think that with the Lithium Ion Batteries would make it pretty watery or a "Type 7" if you will.
P1Tater said:
Ok, It's official. This fourm has gone to hell.
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Or maybe to "****" If you will.

And with that, I just have to share my latest meme discovery. Thank goodness for the blockatiel!
Never fear, Blocktiel has come down from his perch and saved us all! (original post unmodified.)

mikechannon said:
Strangely, I find no reference to this on the Bristol Stool Chart!! But you have to imagine it's a Type 1
Mike
XDA-Dev taking you to a new level of scatology
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--- WTF??? ---

Umm.. Mr Moderator, was that image appropiate- I certainly didn't want to see that? There are kiddies on this forum, you know

mikechannon said:
PS As for Blocktiel Sensorship I say out out damned bird. Freedom to view I say.
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mikechannon said:
No... No.... surely not....._Alex_ is a WoWfag?
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/LOL_WUT
Mike
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I firmly believe in this method of WoW playing. I also believe that I am a bird.

mikechannon said:
Like they are so innocent! And as for you, well obviously you don't you know.... ever erm..... produce fecal matter. A sort of immaculate defacation if you will. I imagine when you walk in the park you avert your eyes to avoid the doggy doo doo, in which case I iguess you return home with it upon your shoes with monotonous regularity - this is not a pleasant thought! If your kids walk in the park I suppose you go before them throwing thyself upon the offending articles lest they be morrally and forever corrupted?
We are all learning here - everyday in every way
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_Scale
Mike
PS As for Blocktiel Sensorship I say out out damned bird. Freedom to view I say.
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No no no, I was talking about the practically nude image of Alex the moderator. It was quite... off putting...If I want to view male porn, I'm sure I can suscribe to the playgirl channel
And no I don't have kiddies- and when I do, I will happily sacrifice myself to protect them from stepping on doggy stools. Such experiences leave children damaged forever
You both need Jesus
(Please note the facetiousness in much of the above post)

Time to revive this thread... I'm back!!!

Something is wrong with these ad's.

what the hell????
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Seriously, why do we have crap like this for ad's??

Whats that? Some program or what? Do u have something against lesbians?

Mikulec said:
Whats that? Some program or what? Do u have something against lesbians?
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Id rather not express my feeling on the subject.
And the point is: why are there such irrelevant ad's on here, doesnt google adsense or w/e mold to fit the site?

zeezee said:
Id rather not express my feeling on the subject.
And the point is: why are there such irrelevant ad's on here, doesnt google adsense or w/e mold to fit the site?
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U really have to be a girl cause every boy likes lesbians.

mikechannon said:
I'm afraid we only have ourselves to blame. These adds are "intelligent" ads. The sort of add that appears is based on the text you are viewing on screen at the time. So for example, I notice that you were viewing a post that several times mentions the word gay and lesbian - and that is why the lesbian add appeared. If you have the word Nokia appearing on the page or Muslim for example then the adds that appear may well be related to Nokia phones or Muslims in some way.
Mike
PS - Nothing out and out pornographic or extreme will appear.
In all probability then this kind of add will only appear in the off topic section. Assuming folk post in the correct forum.
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Thanks for the clarification.
Looks like our ZeeZee was looking at gays and lesbians, shame on u girl!!
Just kiding.

mikechannon said:
I'm afraid we only have ourselves to blame. These adds are "intelligent" ads. The sort of add that appears is based on the text you are viewing on screen at the time. So for example, I notice that you were viewing a post that several times mentions the word gay and lesbian - and that is why the lesbian add appeared. If you have the word Nokia appearing on the page or Muslim for example then the adds that appear may well be related to Nokia phones or Muslims in some way.
Mike
PS - Nothing out and out pornographic or extreme will appear.
In all probability then this kind of add will only appear in the off topic section. Assuming folk post in the correct forum.
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Retarded ad's.

zeezee said:
Retarded ad's.
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hehe, there is no privite life on internet.

Hah! This made my day..

LOL!!! Did you take the test! It looks like you were at the jokes thread, I'm sure "Lesbian" was somewhere in there.

I saw an ad on the site for iphone unlocking. That is wrong on so many levels

hmmmm...why would u be google searching on the word "lesbian"? come clean...this is going down hill fast!

Firefox + AdSense

TheChampJT said:
LOL!!! Did you take the test! It looks like you were at the jokes thread, I'm sure "Lesbian" was somewhere in there.
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No!!, why would i take the test?? what do you think i am?

zeezee said:
No!!, why would i take the test?? what do you think i am?
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Sorry, had to ask !

haha yea i had something like that on another forum. it was an ad for gay asians. oO i was all trippin out.

This is the internet, for crying out loud. A completely unedited, uncensored medium...we can't take everything so seriously.

Mikulec said:
U really have to be a girl cause every boy likes lesbians.
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That is correct

jacknmary said:
That is correct
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hehe, high five.

zeezee said:
No!!, why would i take the test?? what do you think i am?
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Generally...the squeakiest wheel is the one needing the oil....
(Bow Chicka Wow Wow)

I took the test and apparently I'm a lesbian too...I love women.
(me <---a guy)

XDAA

Welcome to XDA Anonymous. I'll start
My name is (Confidential). I am addicted to XDA-Developers. I am addicted to flashing my kaiser until the perfect rom has been placed upon it. I am addicted to doing countless hours of mindless reading on this forum for no reason at all. Is there hope for this addiction?
Got idea from thatruth132

My name is Kareem. I'm addicted to forums all around and can't stop reading and posting.

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I must flash more! I don't want to go to skoooooool!
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kareem9nba said:
My name is Kareem. I'm addicted to forums all around and can't stop reading and posting.
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There is hope brother. We just need to see the light. The light of the new HTC Touch series!

5 more days here It all begins on Monday :S

TheChampJT said:
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I must flash more! I don't want to go to skoooooool!
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OMG DUDE. Take that off nao! That's supposed to have been a secret =/ Take off my pic now. Besides! That was like 5 years ago!

kareem9nba said:
5 more days here It all begins on Monday :S
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Let us all take a moment and pray to Htcsus.

My name is hotrod101 and I am an addict. I can't stop reading this wonderful forum. There is just too much to learn. I am on pretty much every day, sometimes several times a day.
Well you know what? I don't need help. I don't need to quit. I can quit anytime, I just don't want to. It's not harming me or anyone else. In fact, this site is making me smarter and better able to customize and make my phone better, so it is a good addiction right?

We need some profesional help!!
Now XDA Addicts, let's start your therapy class!!

galaxys said:
We need some profesional help!!
Now XDA Addicts, let's start your therapy class!!
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Hopefully those two will be administering Massage Therapy!

I'm leo and i'm addicted to flashing. My phone. And dropping softs on it (software).
That is all.
Though I swear, i'm better at tech support for my device than the tech support people at TMobile.

galaxys said:
We need some profesional help!!
Now XDA Addicts, let's start your therapy class!!
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Omgawd. Now those are professionals that I would hire! They need to teach the physical therapy section of this class

galaxys said:
We need some profesional help!!
Now XDA Addicts, let's start your therapy class!!
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I've heard of this before, it's called Real Life, it's a game you play without confused a computer. These are called girls.
It sounds fun.I might give it a go some time... oh wait, Leo's got a new ROM out, maybe tomorrow.
Dave

XDA is not addictive. I should know - I've been using it for years

Kraize92 said:
Omgawd. Now those are professionals that I would hire! They need to teach the physical therapy section of this class
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Sorry to disappoint u but they have probably iPhones (look at the black notebook). So they will not be interested to "heal" us, or to give us "therapy"

Mikulec said:
Sorry to disappoint u but they have probably iPhones (look at the black notebook). So they will not be interested to "heal" us, or to give us "therapy"
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Unless we show them WM is far superior
BTW, I'm more addicted than the lot of you!
Check out my post count!
EDIT: Those ladies can check out my post count of you know what I mean

It's not the number of posts, its how you use them that counts
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or so I've heard
Dave

DaveShaw said:
It's not the number of posts, its how you use them that counts
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or so I've heard
Dave
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I like mine 12.92 a day if ya know what I mean
(Yes, I know I can't speak like the youth of today. Deal with it!)

Hi my names Shane and I'm an alcoholic. I drink about 3-4 Martinis a day and.....
o wait
wrong Anonymous! lol
Wouldn't say im addicted to this site I swear. I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'M ADDICTED OR NOT!!! YOUR ALL NAZI'S MAN, NAZI'S!!!!!!!!!

l3v5y said:
I like mine 12.92 a day if ya know what I mean
(Yes, I know I can't speak like the youth of today. Deal with it!)
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You are the youth of today!
I've not been a youth for 8 years now, init, and I still got it
OMG what did I just type.
Dave

Dewmocracy 2010

Anyone try the new flavors?
I don't drink Mountain Dew often, but I sure dig that they are always coming out with new flavors. I wish this happened more often with the popular brands...

is mountain dew the 'sprite like' softdrink?
dranked it only once in my life and i forgot bout it cause its not very popular here.
good luck with your post roryt
ohoh five more posts till senior member!

ClementNg23 said:
is mountain dew the 'sprite like' softdrink?
dranked it only once in my life and i forgot bout it cause its not very popular here.
good luck with your post roryt
ohoh five more posts till senior member!
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Same here nobody knows it, I also drink it once...
let´s remember this is a world forum
Not everyone lives in US there are more countries!!
What about if I ask OP for my local favorite beverage?, have you ever drinked Vita?
I bet you don´t

orb3000 said:
Same here nobody knows it, I also drink it once...
let´s remember this is a world forum
Not everyone lives in US there are more countries!!
What about if I ask OP for my local favorite beverage?, have you ever drinked Vita?
I bet you don´t
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Ahhhh! Vita...the drink of the champions
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>Well said!!!
I´m glad someone knows it

Personally, Livewire is probably my favorite Dew. I'm actually drinking one of the Dewmocracy flavors right now! (LIME which isn't as bad as it might sound)
Personally, I like the Typhoon flavor, which is cherry something or other I believe.

Yeah I wish there was more Lime pop/soda than there is here in the States. I realize this is a world forum, but like most Americans, I'm egocentric.
It's a higher caffeine citrus-like pop owned by Pepsico

rorytmeadows said:
Yeah I wish there was more Lime pop/soda than there is here in the States. I realize this is a world forum, but like most Americans, I'm egocentric.
It's a higher caffeine citrus-like pop owned by Pepsico
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You got a point
Thanks for the explanation

What about Dr.Pepper ?​

I think I saw a even larger picture that will take up more space somewhere in the web

Miliz91 said:
I think I saw a even larger picture that will take up more space somewhere in the web
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Lol!
Like this one?
Tastes like medicine...

orb3000 said:
Lol!
Like this one?
Tastes like medicine...
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o.......................k! I was only kidding...but sure, that's the one!!

Miliz91 said:
o.......................k! I was only kidding...but sure, that's the one!!
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Are you sure that it wasn't this one?

Wow!!!!!!!!
That is huge!!!
Hahaha!

hmmm! yeah....that's pretty big

orb3000 said:
Wow!!!!!!!!
That is huge!!!
Hahaha!
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hmmm! yeah....that's pretty big
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TWSS
EqX

Hahahahaha!!
Anyway,,,,,

rorytmeadows said:
Anyone try the new flavors?
I don't drink Mountain Dew often, but I sure dig that they are always coming out with new flavors. I wish this happened more often with the popular brands...
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I'm part of the Dewlabs thing they have. I tried all the new flavors last summer. The typhoon one was the winner in the dewlabs, so I believe that is the one that is going to stay around.

pyropup55 said:
I'm part of the Dewlabs thing they have. I tried all the new flavors last summer. The typhoon one was the winner in the dewlabs, so I believe that is the one that is going to stay around.
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Awesome! That's my pick! I really love that they do this every few years. It really changes things up and makes it interesting.

the-equinoxe said:
TWSS
EqX
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I had to go find a larger picture, it's 10000x7000..... can I post it?

My 1 Year Anniversary at XDA!

Today (or sometime this week) marks 1 Year of my existence on XDA. For the first few months, I was a quiet roamer until I eventually found the off-topic section and went crazy with my random threads and posts. Here are some of my favorite random threads created by me, take a gander lol:
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=743855
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=739499
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=740437
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=732050 (copied and pasted a story )
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=730912
Ahh... and my first off-topic post ever. The beginning of my randomness
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=673564
Oh and my favorite quote
Agent Zach said:
I plan to enjoy some grilled goodies
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Then the best off-topic thread EVARRR: http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=652857 but unfortunately everyone left because of a certain someone (G1 lol, I know your out here somewhere ) and I soon left the forums after....
That's all.​​​​
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Orb300, has always called my posts useless and spam which lead to my motivation for posting more
ORB IS AWESOME! Along with millz91 G1BRICKED, some other people and MacaronyMax which seems pretty cool but I don't really know him that well as I left the forums right when he started coming around...
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If I forgot to mention you please, LMK and you will recieve credit

Happy anniversary!, and where´s my credit?, or at least a thanks

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Happy anniversary!, and where´s my credit?, or at least a thanks
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Sorry I forgot...

We had some good times di'n't we.

Original Android <3ers! said:
We had some good times di'n't we.
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OMG WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN! Oh, and hola

My middle name is Waka Flocka Flame. So altogether it's, "G-Fizzle Burr Waka Flocka Flame S-izzle."
BURR!

Original Android <3ers! said:
My middle name is Waka Flocka Flame. So altogether it's, "G-Fizzle Burr Waka Flocka Flame S-izzle."
BURR!
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IDK if it's a good time be to Waka lol... did you hear what happened?

What happened?

Cops busted him for marijuana prostitution & guns. They went to his house but he wasn't home, Gucci was and got arrested though

Well. I guess that means I... what was Gucci doing at Flocka's house? Prostitutes? And doesn't he make enough money from rapping? What is this! The hood?!

Original Android <3ers! said:
Well. I guess that means I... what was Gucci doing at Flocka's house? Prostitutes? And doesn't he make enough money from rapping? What is this! The hood?!
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I heard it on the radio... I have no idea why gucci was there

What phone do you use now?

Original Android <3ers! said:
What phone do you use now?
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Just sold my nexus... never rooted it lol. Deciding now between captivate, nexus s and yes an iphone 4. What about you?

Yes I am cool..... Trust me
If you chose the iPhone.. Might want to look here...
http://www.iphone-developers.com
But there's no Off Topic Yet

MacaronyMax said:
Yes I am cool..... Trust me
If you chose the iPhone.. Might want to look here...
http://www.iphone-developers.com
But there's no Off Topic Yet
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Those iPhone people are all stuck up and no fun lol

Purple Drama Llama said:
Those iPhone people are all stuck up and no fun lol
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Haha
Im a mod there..... lol
Edit: Oh and happy anniversary

MacaronyMax said:
Haha
Im a mod there..... lol
Edit: Oh and happy anniversary
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Oh wow your a mod, so can you ban people and stuff!
Thankzzz!

Purple Drama Llama said:
Oh wow your a mod, so can you ban people and stuff!
Thankzzz!
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Yup
You can change your profile too
http://forum.iphone-developers.com/member.php?u=17

MacaronyMax said:
Yup
You can change your profile too
http://forum.iphone-developers.com/member.php?u=17
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So can you ban people on this forum....

Purple Drama Llama said:
So can you ban people on this forum....
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No... lol