Omg! THIS IS THE LAST STRAW! - Off-topic

How can you ridicule Brian Peppers day in and day out? The guy obviously has problems, and the last thing he needs is a bunch of immature teenagers making fun of him and "photochopping" his head onto different pictures attempting to make a big joke out of the man? Were you guys born perfect? Do you all realize how pathetic that really is?
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Fellaz, LISTEN UP. It isn't the feeling you get that makes getting your ass licked worth it. It's the idea that a ho would degrade themselves into licking a hairy beast of an area ( atleast on me).I mean licking a hoez ass is one thing, slightly more groomed, and usually us guys demand a shower beforehand. However, I have routinely gotton hoez to lick my poop hole without even a wipe to clean out. I don't know about you, but I get stripes in my underwear on a daily, so it gives you an idea of what these hoez have to deal with. And man they do it with a damn smile on their face. That is why I like it, I make these hoez believe ( brainwash, traumatize, call it whatever) that this is their sole reason to exist.

I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

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Camping

I'm going camping this weekend. There will be no net or wifi or tv or anything! Just trees, bugs, and I'm sure tigers and stuff. THIS IS GONNA SUCK SQUARED!
I'm also camping this weekend
But I'm looking forward to it. You have to unplug every so often young man. Does your device have a camera? If so you can get some cool nature shots to upload when you get back. Just don't feed the tigers.
see you next week
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I'm going camping this weekend. There will be no net or wifi or tv or anything! Just trees, bugs, and I'm sure tigers and stuff. THIS IS GONNA SUCK SQUARED!
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relax and enjoy, its not big deal
you can handle it!
if not try to get psychiatric help
Going camping is one of my favorite things to do. The only electronic I make sure to bring is my stereo. It's nature, you have to enjoy it, just hope the weather is good.
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It's nature, you have to enjoy it, just hope the weather is good.
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Camping is great for most people, unless you are these guys.
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Camping is awesome. I live up in northern Minnesota near Boundary Waters. Just bring out the 12 guage, your tent and some pop cans. Dont forget stuff to build a fire and beer if you're of age. Also, if you're smart about it you can have a pretty good barbeque out in the wilderness so long as you hide the left over scraps a good ways away from your camp, or submerge it for the night in a plastic bag
all you need is the great outdorrs some rubber gloves and baby wipes
AH YES CAMPING
Hanging out at the campgrounds,just me and Dad
Ah.............................the memories.​
denco7 said:
AH YES CAMPING
Hanging out at the campgrounds,just me and Dad
Ah.............................the memories.​
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your dad looks like my dad but with hair.
har har.
hahhah.... don't forget to re-enact brokeback mountain...
I love camping. I go all the time. Its a good way to blow all the dust out of the barrels of all my guns

What's wrong with this picture?

I was leaving a local Wal-Mart and I just couldn't understand how this happened.
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What is wrong with it???
I't got some noise but that'll be because it's dark and the light on the car (i think) is your phone/camera flash
OMG who in the world could use a blue steering wheel? I wanna kill myself..
Is it the backwards cetv?
good day.
chopper the dog said:
OMG who in the world could use a blue steering wheel? I wanna kill myself..
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Hahahaha LOL
It's consuming a hell of server space...I can assure that..rather than that, I don't see anything wrong additionally from what chopper is mentioning.
You know I was thinking also, the guy that drives this vehicle really loves looking at himself in a mirror.
So while he is driving he can check himself out in the reflection of storefronts and be reminded of what kind of car he is driving.
Now thats pimp....
good day.
is should be v-tec
vtec is the wrong way around!
that and the god aweful ricer looking modifications
poor honda has been raped
Lol. I can imagine why he did that...now then, its gonna transfer from this piece of paper to my car...so if its backwards it will be right when its stuck on...oh **** I haven't got any spares...yeah I did it purpose cuz it looks original!
This is what I just drove past at my local tesco. Poor Guy. I wish I had the patience to wait and see the look on his face when he gets back to his car.
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Lol. I can imagine why he did that...now then, its gonna transfer from this piece of paper to my car...so if its backwards it will be right when its stuck on...oh **** I haven't got any spares...yeah I did it purpose cuz it looks original!
This is what I just drove past at my local tesco. Poor Guy. I wish I had the patience to wait and see the look on his face when he gets back to his car.
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hahahah
That would either end in a crap load of laughs or someone getting punched, hard.
I personally would find it funny.
My mates covered my bike in silly string before, and I mean COVERED
Haha good photos

[OFF TOPIC] Post About Your Bad Lucks

Ok, i will start first.
Earlier today i was playing futsal with my friends and i ran out of drinks so i drank my friend's water until my mouth was full. But before i could swallow it, my friend made me laugh, so i decided to turn my head away, hoped that it wpuld pour to the grasses. But instead of the grasses , it poured from my mouth to my other friend's bag. Not only that, when we finished playing futsal, i made a joke about my friend and after finished laughing, i got into my car and put the reverse gear on. Furthermore i wasn't paying attention to whats on my car's backside. So i just hit the gas and i crashed to my friend's motorcycle. Even though the scratch isn't that bad, the motorcycle belongs to my friend whose bag i just puked on. I guess i was just unlucky.
Let it begin
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Last Saturday.
I got a biggest RMA Drop of all time.
My HTC Titan came back. my Turtle Beach MW3 CHarlie Came back.
And now, i am ready to ship it back to the RMA department once more time.
Titan - Still GPS Error.
Charlie - Mic is dead.
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Ok, i will start first.
Earlier today i was playing futsal with my friends and i ran out of drinks so i drank my friend's water until my mouth was full. But before i could swallow it, my friend made me laugh, so i decided to turn my head away, hoped that it wpuld pour to the grasses. But instead of the grasses , it poured from my mouth to my other friend's bag. Not only that, when we finished playing futsal, i made a joke about my friend and after finished laughing, i got into my car and put the reverse gear on. Furthermore i wasn't paying attention to whats on my car's backside. So i just hit the gas and i crashed to my friend's motorcycle. Even though the scratch isn't that bad, the motorcycle belongs to my friend whose bag i just puked on. I guess i was just unlucky.
Let it begin
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Ouch... too lazy to read, facepalm...
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Anderson Silva v. Chris Weidman 2

The UFC 168 card was pretty decent. Unfortunately, I think Anderson Silva career is over. He was rocked by Weidman in the first round, but he survived and lasted throughout the round. Second round, on a checked LEG kick, Silve SNAPPED his leg ending the fight! Very unfortunate end and I apologize for spoiling if anyone hasn't seen it. Happy flashing folks/happy belated holidays!
Mike Tyson bit off Holyfield's ear.
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Yeah Weidman was better. And this was the end for Silva, a pretty dumb way to go for the ex champ. I thought he'd dominate Weidman completely.
Well Silva is more strike oriented. Weidman knows this and that's why he went for the grappling. I for one, am not a fan of boring grappling, but Silva got rocked in the clinch. Silva is done, he has nothing left to prove anyways. I just wanted him to win and then retire, vacating the title!
that fight definitely cemented his LEGacy :good:
This guy tweeted break a leg too LOL
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Man looking at the photos make it look even worse!
Silva's career is over. Awful injury.
Am downloading right now just to watch that nice little injury...
"Following Saturday evening's UFC 168 main event, former champion Anderson Silva was taken to a local Las Vegas hospital where he underwent surgery to repair a broken left leg. The successful surgery, performed by Dr. Steven Sanders, the UFC's orthopedic surgeon, inserted an intramedullary rod into Anderson's left tibia. The broken fibula was stabilized and does not require a separate surgery. Anderson will remain in the hospital for a short while, but no additional surgery is scheduled at this time. Recovery time for such injuries may vary between three and six months.
"Anderson is deeply touched by the outpouring of support from his fans and the entire MMA community. There has been no immediate decision about his future, and he would kindly ask for privacy at this time as he deals with his injury and prepares to return home to recover."
http://mmajunkie.com/2013/12/anders...pital-after-successful-surgery-on-broken-leg/
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2013/12/...r-steve-mora-discusses-anderson-silvas-injury
As much as I love him... The time is near. Anderson has proven to be the best on the planet for years. I hope he retires

WTF did I sign into twitter

So, I'm sitting here having a coffee, grooving a little because this DJ always spins up the best grooves, and I decide - sure, goto twitter one time. I never do, and I was just reminded why. I've had 3 accounts there since they started - logged in maybe 3 or 4 times, nothing there at all for me.
But, you know - I go there, curiosity, whatever. News...
First thing I see - M&M's, yaaaay, a piece of candy, represented in advertising by some cartoons, seeks to become more inclusive and represent society better.
wut?
Are they fuk'n serious? Are people serious? Some folks making a candy feel bad because their fictional candy characters don't represent everybody? Wut? THey don't feel anything - somebody cried a little that one time and a company decided to try to make them feel better? SO they would keep buying candy?
Are they fuk'n serious? People (lol, people) are actually talking about this. They feel a way - have a thing to say?
Are they fuk'n serious?
Then, I see that Meat Loaf died.
Oof. That guy - that debut album - me trying to croon with him in the rumpus room on full blast....I was 10 when that album came out, bought it a year or 2 later, my 2nd album - played it 'till my fingers bled, was the summer of '69...wait
see what I did there? Art has meaning. The word, language, commonality - that sh*t has meaning. Meat loaf taught me stuff my parents couldn't even spell, sang to me, with me, for me, about me. Put a little sense where there was none, made my ****ty life a little better by putting heartache in a place it couldn't do (more) damage. He didn't write those songs, Jim Steinman did. Might as well have been John and Paul, Elton and Bernie...
Here's to Meat Loaf one time, and Ellen and JIm, for putting it down, making the sun shine brighter.
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Always get a kick out of seeing that guy'. If I weren't so ugly we would be twins!
I remember the Bud frogs and other animals in commercials.
They were banned my the elite.
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