Ok, i will start first.
Earlier today i was playing futsal with my friends and i ran out of drinks so i drank my friend's water until my mouth was full. But before i could swallow it, my friend made me laugh, so i decided to turn my head away, hoped that it wpuld pour to the grasses. But instead of the grasses , it poured from my mouth to my other friend's bag. Not only that, when we finished playing futsal, i made a joke about my friend and after finished laughing, i got into my car and put the reverse gear on. Furthermore i wasn't paying attention to whats on my car's backside. So i just hit the gas and i crashed to my friend's motorcycle. Even though the scratch isn't that bad, the motorcycle belongs to my friend whose bag i just puked on. I guess i was just unlucky.
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Last Saturday.
I got a biggest RMA Drop of all time.
My HTC Titan came back. my Turtle Beach MW3 CHarlie Came back.
And now, i am ready to ship it back to the RMA department once more time.
Titan - Still GPS Error.
Charlie - Mic is dead.
zyotty said:
Ok, i will start first.
Earlier today i was playing futsal with my friends and i ran out of drinks so i drank my friend's water until my mouth was full. But before i could swallow it, my friend made me laugh, so i decided to turn my head away, hoped that it wpuld pour to the grasses. But instead of the grasses , it poured from my mouth to my other friend's bag. Not only that, when we finished playing futsal, i made a joke about my friend and after finished laughing, i got into my car and put the reverse gear on. Furthermore i wasn't paying attention to whats on my car's backside. So i just hit the gas and i crashed to my friend's motorcycle. Even though the scratch isn't that bad, the motorcycle belongs to my friend whose bag i just puked on. I guess i was just unlucky.
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Ouch... too lazy to read, facepalm...
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How can you ridicule Brian Peppers day in and day out? The guy obviously has problems, and the last thing he needs is a bunch of immature teenagers making fun of him and "photochopping" his head onto different pictures attempting to make a big joke out of the man? Were you guys born perfect? Do you all realize how pathetic that really is?
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Fellaz, LISTEN UP. It isn't the feeling you get that makes getting your ass licked worth it. It's the idea that a ho would degrade themselves into licking a hairy beast of an area ( atleast on me).I mean licking a hoez ass is one thing, slightly more groomed, and usually us guys demand a shower beforehand. However, I have routinely gotton hoez to lick my poop hole without even a wipe to clean out. I don't know about you, but I get stripes in my underwear on a daily, so it gives you an idea of what these hoez have to deal with. And man they do it with a damn smile on their face. That is why I like it, I make these hoez believe ( brainwash, traumatize, call it whatever) that this is their sole reason to exist.
I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
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I've just spent last 10 minutes trying to login here. Everytime i inputed confused my username and pass, i got the "thank you for logging in" screen, and the next screen was the usual forum screen, but unlogged. And i kept doing it a couple more times. I already thought the board is going down, and after trying everything i could, i looked at the address bar. Turns out while i was looking at that french topic about blackstone games that was translated via google or smth else, i clicked one of the links to xda there, and kept on reading xda from the translator. Only, there was no google in sight, just plain old xda. Weird.
And i feel so dumb right now
And i feel so dumb about posting this thread, but i have to. The very first thing i thought about after the incident was "I have to start a thread about this"
Anyone else had an "I'm an idiot" moment lately?
nope...but congratulations!
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IMHO
Mike
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whats ths word meanings
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IMHO = In My Humble Opinion. Used by the likes of me when I'm pretending to be modest!!
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sorry was having an idiot moment
i takes after my daddys sde handsome fella huh???
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I may look like an idiot, but a PDA powered one!
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Must be handy to have twelve fingers, not sure about 3 teeth though!
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such a coincidence, i have 12 teeth and 3 fingers ...
Hi. My name's Stuart, and I'm an idiot.
Took my bike for an MOT this morning (Thunderace, if you're interested). As the tester rode it onto the apparatus past me I noticed the rear shock squeaked a bit - hadn't noticed it before with a helmet on, windblast and the bulk of the bike blocking the noise from the drivers seat. All through the test, I was as nervous as an expectant father, was the examiner going to find something wrong that I hadn't forseen? Was there going to be some new strange test that the bike failed? Eventually, the tester came over to me and said it had passed.
Why did I then find myself saying "So the squeak from the shock wasn't a problem?"?!?!
He hadn't heard it but me asking prompted him to spend 5 minutes more examining it to find out if it was a problem or not!
That's my "I'm an idiot" moment for the day. I'm sure I'll be back tomorrow with another....
Hi folks anybody live in Scunthorpe in the UK?? dont happen to have the shop phone number for cex do they?? had to pick up a pre-owned 360 first one was broke, second one is banned, and cant find a phone number anywhere
Here: http://uk.webuy.com/stores/index2.php?id=134
No number but hours of operation and address.
yeah I found that I also found this number 0845 345 1664 put it through say no to 0870 and got through the guy ended up telling me to **** off and i shouldnt be ringing that number so pissed of and upset right now
Well, why can't you visit the store? Isn't that how you bought it?
yeah i went back again this morning, my girlfriend took me as i don't drive and its an hour away, I picked it up yesterday cause we was there on a day out, and she gone out now
Ooooh, well..... I guess you could always walk if worst comes to worst?
lol its a tad to far, well i cans till play games I just no never to go there ever again
Well instead of walking you could always hitch a ride on one of these....
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It's Ferrari lol
I've had issues with CEX before, they were rude and put me off ever using them again. Unfortunately though, I don't live near scunthorpe... I'm a long way down south!
I'm not surprised you had issues with them, how long until you can take it back? I have only ever been able to contact them by e-mail.
Could try this number (source) 01923 228828.
haha captainstu that number LOL, I was greeted by hello how the hell did you get this number and then cut off, so i rang backwas quite annoyed and they asked who i was what i wanted and they was tuff you cant call this number you shouldnt have it, and it shouldnt be online lol, well it is, cut off again, so the third time i was really peeved off, rang with my cousin his a pc plod lol, gave him the phone and he told him to get fu^&ed lol. the guys name was Dan and I would really like to smash his face in lol.
anyway took it back they almost wouldnt give me a refund untill they had tested the machine tried to tell me I had broken the consol, start getting Irate by then,
I wont be going back, disgusting behavour from there staff. sham though because they had a couple of phones i wanted lol
i've been southampton but i've never been to scunthorpe
pass out
i live in southampton XD
tinie tempah has been to southampton
I was leaving a local Wal-Mart and I just couldn't understand how this happened.
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What is wrong with it???
I't got some noise but that'll be because it's dark and the light on the car (i think) is your phone/camera flash
OMG who in the world could use a blue steering wheel? I wanna kill myself..
Is it the backwards cetv?
good day.
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OMG who in the world could use a blue steering wheel? I wanna kill myself..
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Hahahaha LOL
It's consuming a hell of server space...I can assure that..rather than that, I don't see anything wrong additionally from what chopper is mentioning.
You know I was thinking also, the guy that drives this vehicle really loves looking at himself in a mirror.
So while he is driving he can check himself out in the reflection of storefronts and be reminded of what kind of car he is driving.
Now thats pimp....
good day.
is should be v-tec
vtec is the wrong way around!
that and the god aweful ricer looking modifications
poor honda has been raped
Lol. I can imagine why he did that...now then, its gonna transfer from this piece of paper to my car...so if its backwards it will be right when its stuck on...oh **** I haven't got any spares...yeah I did it purpose cuz it looks original!
This is what I just drove past at my local tesco. Poor Guy. I wish I had the patience to wait and see the look on his face when he gets back to his car.
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Lol. I can imagine why he did that...now then, its gonna transfer from this piece of paper to my car...so if its backwards it will be right when its stuck on...oh **** I haven't got any spares...yeah I did it purpose cuz it looks original!
This is what I just drove past at my local tesco. Poor Guy. I wish I had the patience to wait and see the look on his face when he gets back to his car.
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hahahah
That would either end in a crap load of laughs or someone getting punched, hard.
I personally would find it funny.
My mates covered my bike in silly string before, and I mean COVERED
Haha good photos
The UFC 168 card was pretty decent. Unfortunately, I think Anderson Silva career is over. He was rocked by Weidman in the first round, but he survived and lasted throughout the round. Second round, on a checked LEG kick, Silve SNAPPED his leg ending the fight! Very unfortunate end and I apologize for spoiling if anyone hasn't seen it. Happy flashing folks/happy belated holidays!
Mike Tyson bit off Holyfield's ear.
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Yeah Weidman was better. And this was the end for Silva, a pretty dumb way to go for the ex champ. I thought he'd dominate Weidman completely.
Well Silva is more strike oriented. Weidman knows this and that's why he went for the grappling. I for one, am not a fan of boring grappling, but Silva got rocked in the clinch. Silva is done, he has nothing left to prove anyways. I just wanted him to win and then retire, vacating the title!
that fight definitely cemented his LEGacy :good:
This guy tweeted break a leg too LOL
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Man looking at the photos make it look even worse!
Silva's career is over. Awful injury.
Am downloading right now just to watch that nice little injury...
"Following Saturday evening's UFC 168 main event, former champion Anderson Silva was taken to a local Las Vegas hospital where he underwent surgery to repair a broken left leg. The successful surgery, performed by Dr. Steven Sanders, the UFC's orthopedic surgeon, inserted an intramedullary rod into Anderson's left tibia. The broken fibula was stabilized and does not require a separate surgery. Anderson will remain in the hospital for a short while, but no additional surgery is scheduled at this time. Recovery time for such injuries may vary between three and six months.
"Anderson is deeply touched by the outpouring of support from his fans and the entire MMA community. There has been no immediate decision about his future, and he would kindly ask for privacy at this time as he deals with his injury and prepares to return home to recover."
http://mmajunkie.com/2013/12/anders...pital-after-successful-surgery-on-broken-leg/
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2013/12/...r-steve-mora-discusses-anderson-silvas-injury
As much as I love him... The time is near. Anderson has proven to be the best on the planet for years. I hope he retires