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Hello thought i'd put it all together to make it easier to read im still adding but feel free to help add to it
if you cant tell im bored :/ btw also added txt file if you want to add then re upload in []'s is extra info or bits i added to make sense in ()'s is things that were there but don't make much sense
Edit: quite offended by some of the iPad comments on here as im using my ipad for the story and pc for typing
The fat man ran twenty miles round and round until he fell and went to rehab for
falling then he got up and started to dance like a chinpanzee with a very very large
pen in his left pocket, then went to mexico where he dated a rather nice banana in
pinstripes who was suspiciously not what she wanted to eat.
Whilst that's happening far far away on a distant planet where the came back
from the plastic beach geting blown by a mexican guy using a very large thread
closing moderator who closed a very sticky situation.
"Get yourself into a mental rehab" Mcintyre was singing, to an iphone, then found XDA
whilst browsing porn and did stuff with his tiny girl friends hand which was also
another name for a transforming robot which has the power to transform and split into
a HUGELY big piece of junk, which is worthless. Sell it quickly otherwise it will be
an iPhone, then your buggered, unless you dance to the biggest rom chef here whilst
chugging some delicious apple juice, which you made trying to forget about your Apple
with a worm.
Her big headahe caused me agro deep inside my thought about going to get some new
super powers so i can fly to a place where stories end but they don't and continue to
be exruciatingly long when all i want is to smash an iphone over something realy a
work of art like WP7S.
Sink or swim like Captain Planet when he go crying like a dirty girl trying to find
a Golden HD2 party in vegas that had a funny thing attatched [PAGE 10] used for
blowing small little holes in walls and a train that stopped in the middle of the
intergalactic track which was littered with broken iphones which she always hated.
Dark cloudy skies only on Wednesdays or possibly Mondays when there is a spaceship
that used humans for thousands of years as an army to stop apple from taking over
Microsoft Windows Mobile because I love this amazing invention.
Chips glorious Chips wich i threw at your mum with a hot dog in a hallway and
slipped into ROM cooking frenzy but my device dropped into a pile of stinky rotting
apples which i'll eat after, whilst laughing at steve jobs who's such a smoking weed
dude who likes unicorns roasted with sauce on a shiny just washed underpant.
It's about time to watch 'The annoying Orange' advert thats should die very slowly
whilst creating non-lactoseintolerant cheese for his girl friend who likes things
bigger kind of like my big ego [PAGE 15] which also likes tobasco sauce on chilli
con carni and fish and chips in a house with no windows or any apples just palm and
android. Palm was bought by apple machintosh, a stupid brand who has milkshakes and
many cows.However, The cows like to smoke some candy ciggarets on the xda portal and
learn about how to ride starships into orbit whilst eating crispy Kentuck Fried
Chicken and then a big mac attack with fries and mcnugget grenades,whoppers, and
lemonade.
Meanwhile the starship crashed on steve Martin, not jobs, in the market on a sale.
Meanwhile the cockroach was singing with History Maker by Delirious and also with
post man pat, [who] squated and shat on the ipad, which was worse than a frickin
android and palm bad buisnes plan or better put Poop in a pan.
"4 Words bro" said Fallen Spartan laughing his head, Shooting the Armeter with her
hand and then jumped [PAGE 20] out of bed. What a voyage! What a Dream! to the other
side of the world through a wormhole chased the mole through the shoal of sweaty
clothes which then lead to the creation of the cyber phone which killed off
Steve jobs and Apple for good.
April fools day is the beggining to annoy people but its over, not next time because
the oldman died from non stop laughing of a joke about fishing boats and his desire
to feel free swimming in water [being] accused of man slaughter thinking why the
elephant ate a pink ribbon with a text in cuneiform script written in invisible,
about mac os4.0 and it's ability to crap without flushing the toilet and smell like
a decade old.
A new millennium with a giant appetite for apples didn't fill my pocket with lots.
Brush your teeth with a good and very brown chocolate mars bar that everyone hated
[PAGE 25]like an iphone, that people threw in the loo that was nasty just like poo
and like wee little green men [that] seem to run little leprachauns who are evil
No flights allowed due to ash and plane crashes which happened to no one any where.
How's this story going on untill now please advice, which i know makes no sence
but i don't involve myself in any meaningfull conversation [because it] would be
fruitless because he loved all the double posts [because it] help to increase
my post count so i can get 300 posts then get more, nothing to post because a
mod will make you cry for mama.(What the hell are we talking [about] in this thread?
(Simon posting crazy, pimple or boil?, for food or increased post count, no more
flashing, my eyes hurt so i need [to] go to specsavers and get a cool pair of Orsis
sunglasses, Please ban simon [PAGE 30] just because he is quadrupling his post count
haha)
(Feel like puking on this forum because it's something, something green yellow and
blue and that douche called me noobie as well all were once smoke to much simon
posts noncense he wont quit and keep posting read this post Please ban simon second
the motion y'all are mean we are not yes you are why you little amazingly handsome
person you wish buddy like the other no0b that went looking 4 a girlvery very
unlikley he gets love,in his dreams likley to be wet beond measure unless with a
rulerGramatical error encountered stop replying to "the frog went" [Nice try to
start the story again there by M_T_M ] everything i post no frog reply? whadaya
mean by frog)
"Anyway how are you doing today?" "I'm going to make out with your left hand"
also with my HD2 that i use for cooking dinner for my [PAGE 35] beautiful
HTC device.
Rock around the clock, 1 o'clock , no [it's] actualy 3, [oh wait] or maybe 4
when i went to kick (the) steve jobs because of his job trying to build a barbie
house out of iPad's on a piece of broken cardboard whichh happened to have a
HTC HD2 in it, [although] that was broken.
(i Hate braces by XDA forum)
Recieving a punch right at the nose of your very first wife "arhhhhhh~~!!!~!!"
she shout[ed] "pull it out" and kiss my three yellow zucchinis in my hand that i
punch[ed] you [with] in a private place leaving me unconcious because it's big.
(bad grammar again, btw afaic imnsho, speaking in tounges, with avatar accent)
Whilst texting friends from holy tree to a Wower ( Out of idea's hi mr.clown)
and Master Yoda, Shower he took in his pants, a dangerous weapon lurks waiting
for the use on (a hot laptop) an innocent person [and] an elderly woman
who was hot [PAGE 40] he then lol'ed at the age of 85.
Enjoy living in college, this big thing he found yesterday was round and long,
kind of smelly like a soccer ball, or baby even.
Keep her happy for 48 hours, (and) [also] the baby cried for candy that was
spicy and very sweet according to her tounge [which was] used for collecting
more samples, which enhances recreational activities during practice on
monday evenings, running around naked in his house.
(Dang your fast, your just old, but better looking, you wish @ , the age of
50 whilst im only 15 and good looking Beat that, bed ridden always, im sexy
and amazing and every one loves me, high on crack (obviously) and this old
, ignored by old)
The man mentioned in the OP is my bestfriend and also my dress is stained red
like those in my closet that look awful to me and (rock roll animal)
(a mi no me gusta rock musica) potatoes and goats.
[PAGE 45] like llamas and french calendar cookies who enjoy a good cup of
my new senior member memberness.
(that's cheating dude, that's completley right)
Once upon a time there was ( i like desire, i like me, sense made none
mocking you are, forgive me peace, i love u 2,)
Old school stuff is just a joke today from a clown who's named Bozo,
or Mr.Pennywise who makes funny jokes of lemons out of his list of
victims and People magazine [whilst] sharpening his knife [and]
gutting [a] big deer, thinking about stuff [like] the new iphone 4
(random iphone reference??) that was trashed by a gnome.
"Drink more beer" "Out of rum?"
(needs some posting, stop double postingn stop stopping me, you old man, why
i oughta)
Why don't you run like hell outa this website and [then] rush back because of
ORUD.
(whoever that is??, this still going??, amazingly yes continue,Anyway
where were we?, playing this game [PAGE 50], an ORUD is
obessesive Rom updating dissorder, game in overtime , or rolling ur dum butt,
that 3 plus,learn to count,Going party now, well deserved Orb,
arriving from party, welcome back orb.)
Nite, work tomorow,dance all night sleep
all day, Now @ work, i saw something /"\ hahaha, very mature indeed, and sometimes
childish, with some new direction of thinking, whil task 29 phone, when your strange,
strange what galaxys???, thats goors lyrics,obscure reference now, Nonsense funny
thread,)
Miliz is old (why you little) but wise enough to fry squirrels and eat them and
[then give] (gave) them to my hackintosh.
(yo quireo un Hackintosh,) one fine day,( with old men, what the hell, just happened
here?,) withh all this, insane music playin whilst vigrously touching a bald eagle
on a tree branch eating raw monkey flesh till [THE] (he) (grammatical error above)
teacher flunkeed (you) [him] whilst drinking something he doesnt like [PAGE 55]
Reserved for more
One more here
And one more to be safe (almost 200 pages in 4 posts if its completed
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahhaahahahaaaaaaa
Well don Macarony!!! Keep it up
We can have a best seller with that story.
Mr. Clown said:
We can have a best seller with that story.
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We should make a book out of it....i would buy it
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pretty f'n' funny.
good day.
hehe yeah publish it nd call it the story of off topic XDA or somthing better starting to some more just got back in
Update now got to page 50 !!!!
bracket () = junk
not mentioning names but it's mostly OG (guests i think), M_T_M and simon_WM just metioning
and were at 1585 words it could almost be a book and 8793 letters
(that might be incorect becaue ive tried 3 they all give me dif results )
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page 55 is the page where i first come in to the three word story!!!!
lol of topic a sec but how did you change your name ??
MacaronyMax said:
lol of topic a sec but how did you change your name ??
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i contacted @mikechannon and asked him to do it for me!
Cool thanks
Al Davis, the renegade owner of the Oakland Raiders who bucked NFL authority while exhorting his silver-and-black team to "Just win, baby!," died Saturday. He was 82.
The Hall of Famer died at his home in Oakland, the team said. The cause of death was not immediately disclosed.
"The Oakland Raiders are deeply saddened by the passing of Al Davis," the team said in a statement. "Al Davis was unique, a maverick, a giant among giants, a true legend among legends, the brightest star among stars, a hero, a mentor, a friend."
Indeed, Davis was one of the most important figures in NFL history -- a rebel with a subpoena. That was most evident during the 1980s when he went to court -- and won -- for the right to move his team from Oakland to Los Angeles. Even after he moved the Raiders back to the Bay Area in 1995, he sued for $1.2 billion to establish that he still owned the rights to the L.A. market.
Before that, though, he was a pivotal figure in hastening the merger between the AFL -- where he served as commissioner -- and the more established NFL. Davis was not initially in favor of a merger, but his aggressive pursuit of NFL players for his fledgling league and team helped bring about the eventual 1970 combination of the two leagues into what is now the most popular sport in the country.
"Al Davis's passion for football and his influence on the game were extraordinary," commissioner Roger Goodell said. "He defined the Raiders and contributed to pro football at every level. The respect he commanded was evident in the way that people listened carefully every time he spoke. He is a true legend of the game whose impact and legacy will forever be part of the NFL."
But Davis was hardly an NFL company man.
Not in the way he dressed -- usually satin running suits, one white, one black, and the occasional black suit, black shirt and silver tie. Not in the way he wore his hair -- slicked back with a '50s duck-tail. Not in the way he talked -- Brooklynese with Southern inflection. Not in the way he did business -- on his own terms, always on his own terms.
"His contributions to the game are innumerable and his legacy will endure forever through generations of players, coaches, administrators and fans," the Raiders said.
Elected in 1992 to the Pro Football Hall of Fame, Davis was a trailblazer. He hired the first black head coach of the modern era -- Art Shell in 1988. He hired the second Latino coach, Tom Flores; and the first woman CEO, Amy Trask. And he was infallibly loyal to his players and officials: to be a Raider was to be a Raider for life.
Coach Hue Jackson told the team of Davis' death at a meeting in Houston on Saturday morning. Fans dressed in Raiders jerseys, meanwhile, quickly made their way to team headquarters in Alameda, where a black flag with the team logo flew at half-staff and a makeshift memorial formed at the base of the flag pole.
People carrying flowers, flags, silver and black pom-poms and even a football-shaped balloon stopped by to pay tribute on a warm, crystal clear fall day in the Bay Area. A tiny candle burned as well.
"It's like losing a grandfather," said Rob Ybarra of Alameda, who left a bouquet of white flowers shortly after hearing the news of Davis' passing. "He's such an icon. The face of the Raiders. It's hard to put into words how much he meant to everyone."
Davis is survived by his wife, Carol, and son Mark, who Davis had said would run the team after his death.
Davis was charming, cantankerous and compassionate -- a man who when his wife suffered a serious heart attack in the 1970s moved into her hospital room. But he was best known as a rebel, a man who established a team whose silver-and-black colors and pirate logo symbolized his attitude toward authority, both on the field and off.
Until the decline of the Raiders into a perennial loser in the first decade of the 21st century he was a winner, the man who as a coach, then owner-general manager-de facto coach, established what he called "the team of the decades" based on another slogan: "commitment to excellence." And the Raiders were excellent, winning three Super Bowls during the 1970s and 1980s and contending almost every other season -- an organization filled with castoffs and troublemakers who turned into trouble for opponents.
"Al was a football man -- his entire life revolved around the game he loved," said Tennessee Titans owner Bud Adams, an original AFL owner of the Houston Oilers. "He worked his way up through the ranks and had a knowledge of all phases of the game. That experience aided him as an owner. He was quite different from every other owner in that way. As an AFL guy, he was in that group of people who pushed our league forward. I didn't get to see him over the last few years and I know many, including myself, will miss him."
Born in Brockton, Mass., Davis grew up in Brooklyn and graduated from Erasmus Hall High School, a spawning ground in the two decades after World War II for a number of ambitious young people who became renowned in sports, business and entertainment. Davis was perhaps the second most famous graduate after Barbra Streisand.
"We had a reunion in Los Angeles and 500 people showed up, including Bah-bruh," he once told an interviewer in that combination of southern drawl/Brooklynese that was often parodied among his acquaintances within the league and without.
A graduate of Syracuse University, he became an assistant coach with the Baltimore Colts at age 24; and was an assistant at The Citadel and then Southern California before joining the Los Angeles Chargers of the new AFL in 1960. Only three years later, he was hired by the Raiders and became the youngest general manager-head coach in pro football history with a team he called "the Raid-uhs" in 1963.
He was a good one, 23-16-3 in three seasons with a franchise that had started its life 9-23.
Then he bought into the failing franchise, which played on a high school field adjacent to the Nimitz Freeway in Oakland, and became managing general partner, a position he held until his death.
But as the many bright young coaches he hired -- from John Madden, Mike Shanahan and Jon Gruden to Lane Kiffin -- found out, he remained the real coach. He ran everything from the sidelines, often calling down with plays, or sending emissaries to the sidelines to make substitutions.
In 1966, he became commissioner of the AFL.
But even before that, he had begun to break an unwritten truce between the young league and its established rivals, which fought over draft choices but did not go after established players.
Although the NFL's New York Giants' signing of Buffalo placekicker Pete Gogolak marked the first break in that rule, it was Davis who began to go after NFL stars -- pursuing quarterbacks John Brodie and Roman Gabriel as he tried to establish AFL supremacy.
Davis' war precipitated first talks of merger, although Davis opposed it. But led by Lamar Hunt of Kansas City, the AFL owners agreed that peace was best. A common draft was established, and the first Super Bowl was played following the 1966 season -- Green Bay beat Kansas City, then went on to beat Davis' Raiders the next season. By 1970, the leagues were fully merged and the NFL had the basic structure it retains until this day -- with Pete Rozelle as commissioner, not Davis, who wanted the job badly.
So he went back to the Raiders, running a team that won Super Bowls after the 1976, 1980 and 1983 seasons -- the last one in Los Angeles, where the franchise moved in 1982 after protracted court fights. It was a battling bunch, filled with players such as John Matuszak, Mike Haynes and Lyle Alzado, stars who didn't fit in elsewhere who combined with homegrown stars -- Ken Stabler, another rebellious spirit; Gene Upshaw; Shell, Jack Tatum, Willie Brown and dozens of others.
After extended lawsuits involving the move to Los Angeles, he went back to Oakland and at one point in the early years of the century was involved in suits in northern and southern California -- the one seeking the Los Angeles rights and another suing Oakland for failing to deliver sellouts they promised to get the Raiders back.
"Personally, I was fond of him," Bengals owner and president Mike Brown said. "He battled with the NFL, and a lot of us wished that had not been where things went, but under all that was a person I respected. It saddens me to hear that he is gone."
As Davis aged, his teams declined.
The Raiders got to the Super Bowl after the 2002 season, losing to Tampa Bay. But for a long period after that, they had the worst record in the NFL, at one point with five coaches in six years.
It is fitting that this year's Raiders team is built in typical Raiders fashion with a bevy of speedsters on offense capable of delivering the deep-strike play Davis always coveted, a physically imposing defensive line that can pressure the quarterback and an accomplished man coverage cornerback in Stanford Routt.
Once a constant presence at practice, training camp and in the locker room, Davis was rarely seen in public beyond the bizarre spectacles to fire and hire coaches where he spent more time disparaging his former coach than praising his new one.
He did not appear at a single training camp practice this summer and missed a game in Buffalo last month, believed to be only the third game he missed in 49 seasons with the franchise. Davis did attend Oakland's home game last week against New England.
Although he was no longer as public a figure, he was still integrally involved in the team from the draft to negotiating contracts to discussing strategy with his coaches. Jackson has said Davis was unlike any other owner he had worked for in his ability to understand the ins and outs of the game.
"I've never had the opportunity to sit and talk football, the X's and O's and what it takes to win in this league consistently on a consistent basis, and there's nothing like working for coach Davis," Jackson said.
While other owners and league executives branded Davis a renegade, friends and former players found him the epitome of loyalty.
When his wife was stricken with a heart attack, he moved into her hospital room and lived there for more than a month. And when he heard that even a distant acquaintance was ill, he would offer medical help without worrying about expense.
"Disease is the one thing -- boy I tell you, it's tough to lick," he said in 2008, talking about the leg ailments that had restricted him to using a walker. "It's tough to lick those diseases. I don't know why they can't."
A few years earlier, he said: "I can control most things, but I don't seem to be able to control death."
Al Davis is the only owner to ever do this:
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/09000d5d8021fe9b/Top-Ten-Draft-Steals-Ray-Guy
Draft a first round punter and get a top 10 all time steal in the draft. That particular draft pick almost summarizes Al Davis as an owner of the Oakland Raiders. He was both genius and insane. Whatever side of that line he was on that day was anyone's guess.
He drafted Nnamdi Asomugha, who was too slow to play corner and "would have to convert to safety". Asomugha is now easily the best (press/bump) man cover boundary corner in the NFL. Again, it's about what side of that Genius vs Insane line he was on that day.
He also selected plenty of guys who had amazing triangle numbers (40 yard dash, height/weight, bench press) and became somewhat of a punchline at times. This is truly a tragedy, as some will remember him this way and not as the man who made the Raiders great.
Al Davis is only person to ever be a coach, GM, owner, and commissioner (of the AFL).
Bill Belichick, after being fired from Cleveland and before winning 3 Super Bowls in NE, interviewed to be the coach of the Raiders but didn't think he'd get the job because "Mr Davis was basically their defensive coordinator so they'd probably look for an offensive minded guy." He also described Mr Davis as a very knowledgeable owner, who during said interview asked many in depth football questions.
It's sad to see Al die, but it's sadder to see Al die with the Raiders where they are now (though, they are getting better) because that man loved that team. It's even sadder that so many NFL fans don't understand why he is in the Hall of Fame.
Rest in Peace Mr Davis.
Marquez u prove to b number one pacquiao is just a logo from bob arum sorry if thisvdoesnt belong just tell me and ill deleted i just had to post this best robbery ever
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I agree, Marquez worked Pacman over in that fight and got mugged off by the judges. This is another reason that boxing is dying, the fights are fixed. They did it to ensure a big money fight with Mayweather who must now be able to grow a pair, after seeing that fight, and take the fight with Pacman instead of ducking him.
On the other hand, Junior Dos Santos defeated Cain Velasquez decisively via TKO in the first round to win the UFC heavyweight title whilst carrying a torn meniscus. Whilst there were a few weird judging scores at the UFC event it didn't end up robbing the true winner of the fights as the other judges got it right.
Off-topic please.
Intratech said:
I agree, Marquez worked Pacman over in that fight and got mugged off by the judges. This is another reason that boxing is dying, the fights are fixed. They did it to ensure a big money fight with Mayweather who must now be able to grow a pair, after seeing that fight, and take the fight with Pacman instead of ducking him.
On the other hand, Junior Dos Santos defeated Cain Velasquez decisively via TKO in the first round to win the UFC heavyweight title whilst carrying a torn meniscus. Whilst there were a few weird judging scores at the UFC event it didn't end up robbing the true winner of the fights as the other judges got it right.
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I'm going to have to disagree and i think that's the point
These judges have a different criteria for judging. Fight itself was close, very close. I gave most of the rounds to Marquez in the first half and most of the rounds to Pacquiao in the second half. I really think it was Marquez that lost the fight by letting off towards the end. If he felt that he got robbed in the first two fights (which i agree that second fight should have been a draw), he should have made sure that this didn't happen for the third time.
Now in terms of judging criteria, there really isn't a standard and this is the same issue that MMA faces where some judges favor attackers based on aggressiveness, controlling the flow of the fight (meaning the action is initiated by this person) and actual number of punches landed (punch stats showed just that)
MMA judging is even worse since they have added elements of submission, takedowns, etc. Making it even harder to figure out what each judge "favors"
Don't tell me about how awful MMA judging is mate. I saw a judges card after a fight and he had me losing even though I battered the guy the whole first round, good thing I KO'ed him in the 2nd. He had the guy winning the round because I slipped throwing a headkick and my opponent ended up in my guard for all of 30 seconds or so and landed a single punch to my chest so he scored it 10 - 9 for my opponent.
I've had training partners losing via very dodgy judging on more than one occasion as well so I'm acutely aware of the problems with uneducated people judging mma bouts.
edit: I was commenting on the judging for this particular UFC event and not MMA on a whole in my previous post.
Intratech said:
Don't tell me about how awful MMA judging is mate. I saw a judges card after a fight and he had me losing even though I battered the guy the whole first round, good thing I KO'ed him in the 2nd. He had the guy winning the round because I slipped throwing a headkick and my opponent ended up in my guard for all of 30 seconds or so and landed a single punch to my chest so he scored it 10 - 9 for my opponent.
I've had training partners losing via very dodgy judging on more than one occasion as well so I'm acutely aware of the problems with educated people judging mma bouts.
edit: I was commenting on the judging for this particular UFC event and not MMA on a whole in my previous post.
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Cool story. You are my hero.
It was a close fight as these two are made for each other. Marquez did exactly what he said he was not going to do and that is leave it to the judges.
Both him and pacquiao were way too conservative.
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boxing has lost it. Sad really, MMA is great, guys really fighting their hearts out.
This says it all
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I realize not a lot of you are rap fans like I am, but I still think every geek should check this song, it's by rapper Lupe Fiasco about marketing schemes, and technology. 1st verse being about Apple products, 2nd verse being about sneakers. I'm interested about your opinion on this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzm1l7V1uqE
Lyrics:
[Intro]
Really?
This is what you guys been doing?
Seriously?
[Hook 1]
Before daybreak there were none
And as it broke there was one
From moon to sun, it goes on and on
The winter battle was won
The summer children were born
And so the story goes on and on
Come on woman in your life beats
Those we buried with the house keys
Smoke and feather where the fields are green
From here to eternity
Become a woman in your own time
Far, far, far from the virgin vine
Rise on out from the dead leaves
Come back to me
Oh, she sings her favorite song
Left with tears and dreams, it goes and then on
[Verse 1]
Standing in line for the new one
Not the black, but the blue one
And I don't even know what it do, son
But Steve Jobs said that it's too fun
Fun in abundance' what I need
It's cold out here, put my arms in the sleeves
I'll probably lose my place if I leave
But I really need to pee
If I do it right here they'll see
Makes you wonder, how do snipers
Marathon bikers
Next time: diapers
They say it has all new features
Faster processors and much better speakers
Great for kids, a necessity for teachers
For work or home
A revolutionary way of being alone
I mean, should we really get a loan?
Hey what's the matter, just tell it to your phone
Cupertino heart with Chinese parts
Built by the poor, but designed by the smart
They opening the door so you go
On your mark, get ready, set, buy
Imagine a world where everything starts with an ‘i’
But it still ends with a die
Probably got an app for that, you could try
From the iClouds, right into the great Wi-Fi
Siri, can iGod really hear me?
"Does not compute – can you repeat more clearly?"
"Woaaaaah"
[Hook 2]
A vessel in the bloodline
A thirteenth Zodiac sign
A stitch in time, it goes on and on
Become a woman on your own time
Far, far, far from the virgin vine
Rise on out from the dead leaves
Come back to me
Oh, she sings her favorite song
Left with tears and dreams, it goes and then on
[Verse 2]
Standing in line for some new Ones
Had a bunch of blessings but I blew them
Asked Google how to use them
They sent me to a section ‘bout used guns
New runs, nuns'll scream, moms with jeans
Match their teens' jeans and genies who try to chew gum
Aw man, it's so confusin’
Confusion in the bun is what I have
Good thing that God accept cash
Maybe buy my way up out His wrath
Skeptically, why am I way up off this path?
Atheism's cheaper, and accepts Visa
My thoughts as I'm queuing up for sneakers
Won't discriminate – I’m getting all eight
In every color that they make
Beaverton hearts with Chinese parts
Built by the poor and designed by the smart
On your mark, get set, cop ‘em!
Imagine a life that revolves around shoppin’
Conspicuous consumption
That means it serves no other function
But to show off to someone, or others
Who only try to show off to you – look at your fellow loyal customers
Isn't harmony great?
Look at all these friends that marketing makes
How many fries can these arteries take?
I'll give McDonald's a little help here
I think they should expand into healthcare
And then you'll have all ends covered
Even make caskets, have it all umbrella'd
Can you make the corporation fear me?
"Couldn't hear your order, can you speak less clearly?"
[Hook 3]
That which was put in the ground
Will someday come back around
From dust to dust it goes on and on
Before daybreak there were none
And as it broke there was one
And still the story goes on and on
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So, what do you guys think?
Lot of Lupe's stuff is on point, but this was extra whack. You owe me about five minutes back =p
My name is James Dalgleish Laidlaw
My Date of Birth is 08.02.1969
I was born at 17:37pm
The challenge:
Explain why those who can 'SEE' - cannot see my Aura.
Using ONLY the information provided.
Ok, I'll provide 'several' answer's.. no I was not drunk when I wrote the above.
A hack of the highest order!
No-one could even fathom this... now for the nightmare's lol...
1: A person born on this date has the DARKEST alignment of stars possible.
2: A person born on this date is an Aquarian. In Solar Astrology. Aka Amon-Re. Ruler of the UNDERGROUND.
3: A person born on this date is an Earth Monkey. In Lunar Astrology. Ruler of the UNDERWORLD, Aka Thoth, Pachacouti, name your funky monkey. Regardless, the chinese Monkey is who the sphinx is really looking to, for the pyramid of the moon has the same mathematical blue print.
Even Riddick, a Furian is an earth monkey, as is proven by his race. The Furian is actually taken from 'Furious, the Monkey King' aka the ninja monkey king.
In chinese, he is the child of earth and starry heaven (Thoth) that gives death the utchat, (all seeing eye) in return, death, (Set) gives this monkey child a globe, also called planet earth.
Dont laugh... some are dancing on a ceiling all right... inside out n round and round... just like in dr strange!
Google the 'Repressed alignment of the Immortals.'
The dead live in the flat earth found in the aethyr.. the living live on the globe.
The monkey king holds our form between the aethyr and earth.
To prove this is simple.
All cultures destroyed by 'white' religion previously worshipped another god, that being 'A' monkey god. Google the Lost city of the Monkey King.
And prepare for the best... and worst... of a sinking ship...
You see, people missed the point, back in 2012, all waiting for the end of the world, but again, hype lost... or did it?
An old documentary on the mayan/aztecs will clarify what I write. I'll post it's title when I'm done here, cause we love evidence, or test's that simply work.
So to get this right, 2012.. the end of (Mayan) time. The end of the world?
Nah, that's not what the prophecy state's. The prophecy is simple.
It rained for 30 days and 30 night's. Pachacouti, the head of the pachacouti tribe who worshipped this monkey king, went up to see veracocha to ask his brother not to have a 'pachacouti', or overturning of space-time, at the end of time. Mayan time, and hence the delusion of 2012.
The prophecy speaks of, just like in druidry, or in the bileble, or cultures to be more specific, of SOMEONE who CAME from the days of TOMORROW, the new age, aka the age of Aquarius.
So MY personal interest is proving this MAY have actually come to pass... Time tavel IS possible.
Pachacouti was called Pachacouti, because their god WAS Pachacouti, just as egypt's man on earth, Amon-Re, is the representiative of the god above, Ra Amen. See that big monkey on the nazca plains? What do you think he is doing? I'll answer at the end. If you viewed the Lost city of the Monkey King, you'd learn the Monkey on top of the gates to this city, was (still is, but buried, a single monoblock.. :O ) 480 feet high.
That's the height of the great pyramid of giza !!!
But wait...
It rained for 30 days and 30 nights. Lets cut this to shorthand. 30x24 hours. (= 720)
Look at that again, from a different angle. The base of the pyramid is 756 feet x 4 = 3024.
3024 in the periodic table is GOLD. Now you FOUND the gold in the pyramid!!!
In numerology, keeping in mind hebrew dont recognise 0 or o or O, as they see it, as it dont exist, being the unofficial signature of, well, god. Same reason charlie ebdo **** occured, people not liking 'graven images'... but that's not for me... anyway, in hebrew, drop the zero.
Regardless, the sum total of 3024 rounded up is 720. drop the zero... 72. Names of god. or a single degree of the suns path through it's orbit of it's twin dark star... the true secret here is it takes the sun 72 years to pass 1 degree of it's orbit, round this dark star. Now the egyptians built the pyramid 2 'bits' off true north. Or in true time scale, 144 years. They mapped a 2 deree section of sky that does not show on any star charts. It's where the hole in the sky actually is.
In other word's, there is a 2 degree section of the suns path ommited from star charts.
But that's not my point. You see, In chritianity, this all boils down to this.
EITHER, wether your good or bad, Jesus or Lucifer is supposed to be reborn. Dont they share the same birthday? Allow me. What about their REBIRTH date? hence the 12 days before and after the 25th.
They died on the 22nd of december. No. The Sun reached it's lowest point and sits there waiting to come up watching all these tiny dots run around, celebrating it's birthday, not even knowing it's name. Now instead of counting your birthdate, from the 1st of January, count the days till your birthday from the 22nd of december!
For my birthday, counting from the 22nd, exactly 48 days to my birthday. Here if we had a zero, is the height of the same pyramid.
And a great medical secret... The origional, if it can be called that, cadacus used by the medical profession, is found in egypt, not far from the circle of life image, and has well, a monkey on top, just like the papyrus of ani... and this is why. The egyptians knew that if they ever messed up the dna, they simply modified a monkey.
you see, take a monkey male, modify it's genetic code, let it get laid, become a parent, test his child, his child has the dna of his father, the dna the father had before he was genetically modified! the modification does NOT affect the monkey child, and hence the monkey is the height of mans inyelligence, as is proven by the egyptians. The medical profession today, well, there is a psychological term for their sir pentium fear of the monkey
Three days later, The sun starts to rise again, shining light on Jesus and Lucifer's REBIRTH day!!!
They say jesus was reborn on the 6th of january. I guess this is true for lucifer too.
So it simply cant be true, all those numpty bro's calling me lucifer in the street, typing it on facebook, only taking the micky obviously, until you find out why they do. You see, This age of Aquarius is also known as the age of Lucifer, NOT jesus.
I am the new human, the child of earth and starry heaven, predicted by the pachacouti tribe.
I heard the childrens plea's.
You see, the pachacouti sent 2 children from 250 villages, 500 in all, to be sacrificed to the god pachacouti to ask him, not to have an overturning of space-time... at the end of their time. 2012.
Now if you know gematria, you'd know my date of birth adds up to ZERO!
And it's bad enough the bro m8's calling me lucifer in the street, only to be saved by children shouting 'angel man, angel man.... mummy there's an angel.... yup, kids can see who we are, up until a certain age...
But the best of all of this is simple. If you know your Gematria (magic squares, you'd know I'm jesus christ.
As the judge said, your claiming to be jesus christ? would you like me to remand you? Obviously not I reply, but I cannot arguue with the science, can I?
Hidden by the bro's own maths. And the best way to keep this secret from the bro's that the monkey king is ALIVE writing this, would in fact be to let them find jesus, instead of lucifer... puts them off ****in it up for themselves...
You see, the monkey king of the nazca plains is clearly seen Pushing down on something.
YOU!!! The spiral is the void in your dreams, that black hole...
Now take da-vinci's man on the cross of tesyracts, and picture a monkey on top of him, while he lives. When he dies the monkey sets him free or throws him into hell.
So when I say I'm an extra-ordinary hacker, I'm not kidding...
I hacked DEATH. YOU now know what awaits.
Bill Sulivan's Secrets of the Incas is where you will learn.. what you just read.
I am the first monkey aquarian at the end of the sinking ship full of fishy people called pisces, leading you into your new world order.
Or disorder, depends on your preference, but to the pachacouti tribe I say this...
I got the message not to have an overturning of space-time, or masonic initiation, that would show me their flat earth, turning over the time-space in my mind.
Now you know... now what?
The male in me is jesus christ. The female is lucifer, and the monkey king is boss.
I hope some join in here positivly now, ask away...
No answer I provide will be googled.
I've lived it.
Try this.
My mother's date of birth =2 2
My date of birth = 8 2
My daughters birthday is 22 2
Do the math...
6 days, or 144.000 seconds... (to be saved) between my mothers and my birthdate
Next year? Check my family's birthdays... 14 days between mine and my daughters...
Think lunar... 13 in one, the mystical number... I have four children who's birthdays add up to ..13... moons in a year... 13 x 28 = 1 year. I was born on the 11th waning moon. The masons like the first two days of the lunar cycle for their rituals... I like the last two lol....
My mothers = 2.2.2022
my birthay = 8.2.2022
My daughter? 22.2.2022
ffs.... enjoi...
Pachacouti said:
Ok, I'll provide 'several' answer's.. no I was not drunk when I wrote the above.
A hack of the highest order!
No-one could even fathom this... now for the nightmare's lol...
1: A person born on this date has the DARKEST alignment of stars possible.
2: A person born on this date is an Aquarian. In Solar Astrology. Aka Amon-Re. Ruler of the UNDERGROUND.
3: A person born on this date is an Earth Monkey. In Lunar Astrology. Ruler of the UNDERWORLD, Aka Thoth, Pachacouti, name your funky monkey. Regardless, the chinese Monkey is who the sphinx is really looking to, for the pyramid of the moon has the same mathematical blue print.
Even Riddick, a Furian is an earth monkey, as is proven by his race. The Furian is actually taken from 'Furious, the Monkey King' aka the ninja monkey king.
In chinese, he is the child of earth and starry heaven (Thoth) that gives death the utchat, (all seeing eye) in return, death, (Set) gives this monkey child a globe, also called planet earth.
Dont laugh... some are dancing on a ceiling all right... inside out n round and round... just like in dr strange!
Google the 'Repressed alignment of the Immortals.'
The dead live in the flat earth found in the aethyr.. the living live on the globe.
The monkey king holds our form between the aethyr and earth.
To prove this is simple.
All cultures destroyed by 'white' religion previously worshipped another god, that being 'A' monkey god. Google the Lost city of the Monkey King.
And prepare for the best... and worst... of a sinking ship...
You see, people missed the point, back in 2012, all waiting for the end of the world, but again, hype lost... or did it?
An old documentary on the mayan/aztecs will clarify what I write. I'll post it's title when I'm done here, cause we love evidence, or test's that simply work.
So to get this right, 2012.. the end of (Mayan) time. The end of the world?
Nah, that's not what the prophecy state's. The prophecy is simple.
It rained for 30 days and 30 night's. Pachacouti, the head of the pachacouti tribe who worshipped this monkey king, went up to see veracocha to ask his brother not to have a 'pachacouti', or overturning of space-time, at the end of time. Mayan time, and hence the delusion of 2012.
The prophecy speaks of, just like in druidry, or in the bileble, or cultures to be more specific, of SOMEONE who CAME from the days of TOMORROW, the new age, aka the age of Aquarius.
So MY personal interest is proving this MAY have actually come to pass... Time tavel IS possible.
Pachacouti was called Pachacouti, because their god WAS Pachacouti, just as egypt's man on earth, Amon-Re, is the representiative of the god above, Ra Amen. See that big monkey on the nazca plains? What do you think he is doing? I'll answer at the end. If you viewed the Lost city of the Monkey King, you'd learn the Monkey on top of the gates to this city, was (still is, but buried, a single monoblock.. :O ) 480 feet high.
That's the height of the great pyramid of giza !!!
But wait...
It rained for 30 days and 30 nights. Lets cut this to shorthand. 30x24 hours. (= 720)
Look at that again, from a different angle. The base of the pyramid is 756 feet x 4 = 3024.
3024 in the periodic table is GOLD. Now you FOUND the gold in the pyramid!!!
In numerology, keeping in mind hebrew dont recognise 0 or o or O, as they see it, as it dont exist, being the unofficial signature of, well, god. Same reason charlie ebdo **** occured, people not liking 'graven images'... but that's not for me... anyway, in hebrew, drop the zero.
Regardless, the sum total of 3024 rounded up is 720. drop the zero... 72. Names of god. or a single degree of the suns path through it's orbit of it's twin dark star... the true secret here is it takes the sun 72 years to pass 1 degree of it's orbit, round this dark star. Now the egyptians built the pyramid 2 'bits' off true north. Or in true time scale, 144 years. They mapped a 2 deree section of sky that does not show on any star charts. It's where the hole in the sky actually is.
In other word's, there is a 2 degree section of the suns path ommited from star charts.
But that's not my point. You see, In chritianity, this all boils down to this.
EITHER, wether your good or bad, Jesus or Lucifer is supposed to be reborn. Dont they share the same birthday? Allow me. What about their REBIRTH date? hence the 12 days before and after the 25th.
They died on the 22nd of december. No. The Sun reached it's lowest point and sits there waiting to come up watching all these tiny dots run around, celebrating it's birthday, not even knowing it's name. Now instead of counting your birthdate, from the 1st of January, count the days till your birthday from the 22nd of december!
For my birthday, counting from the 22nd, exactly 48 days to my birthday. Here if we had a zero, is the height of the same pyramid.
And a great medical secret... The origional, if it can be called that, cadacus used by the medical profession, is found in egypt, not far from the circle of life image, and has well, a monkey on top, just like the papyrus of ani... and this is why. The egyptians knew that if they ever messed up the dna, they simply modified a monkey.
you see, take a monkey male, modify it's genetic code, let it get laid, become a parent, test his child, his child has the dna of his father, the dna the father had before he was genetically modified! the modification does NOT affect the monkey child, and hence the monkey is the height of mans inyelligence, as is proven by the egyptians. The medical profession today, well, there is a psychological term for their sir pentium fear of the monkey
Three days later, The sun starts to rise again, shining light on Jesus and Lucifer's REBIRTH day!!!
They say jesus was reborn on the 6th of january. I guess this is true for lucifer too.
So it simply cant be true, all those numpty bro's calling me lucifer in the street, typing it on facebook, only taking the micky obviously, until you find out why they do. You see, This age of Aquarius is also known as the age of Lucifer, NOT jesus.
I am the new human, the child of earth and starry heaven, predicted by the pachacouti tribe.
I heard the childrens plea's.
You see, the pachacouti sent 2 children from 250 villages, 500 in all, to be sacrificed to the god pachacouti to ask him, not to have an overturning of space-time... at the end of their time. 2012.
Now if you know gematria, you'd know my date of birth adds up to ZERO!
And it's bad enough the bro m8's calling me lucifer in the street, only to be saved by children shouting 'angel man, angel man.... mummy there's an angel.... yup, kids can see who we are, up until a certain age...
But the best of all of this is simple. If you know your Gematria (magic squares, you'd know I'm jesus christ.
As the judge said, your claiming to be jesus christ? would you like me to remand you? Obviously not I reply, but I cannot arguue with the science, can I?
Hidden by the bro's own maths. And the best way to keep this secret from the bro's that the monkey king is ALIVE writing this, would in fact be to let them find jesus, instead of lucifer... puts them off ****in it up for themselves...
You see, the monkey king of the nazca plains is clearly seen Pushing down on something.
YOU!!! The spiral is the void in your dreams, that black hole...
Now take da-vinci's man on the cross of tesyracts, and picture a monkey on top of him, while he lives. When he dies the monkey sets him free or throws him into hell.
So when I say I'm an extra-ordinary hacker, I'm not kidding...
I hacked DEATH. YOU now know what awaits.
Bill Sulivan's Secrets of the Incas is where you will learn.. what you just read.
I am the first monkey aquarian at the end of the sinking ship full of fishy people called pisces, leading you into your new world order.
Or disorder, depends on your preference, but to the pachacouti tribe I say this...
I got the message not to have an overturning of space-time, or masonic initiation, that would show me their flat earth, turning over the time-space in my mind.
Now you know... now what?
The male in me is jesus christ. The female is lucifer, and the monkey king is boss.
I hope some join in here positivly now, ask away...
No answer I provide will be googled.
I've lived it.
Try this.
My mother's date of birth =2 2
My date of birth = 8 2
My daughters birthday is 22 2
Do the math...
6 days, or 144.000 (to be saved) between my mothers and my biirthdate
Next year? Check my family's birthdays...
My mothers = 2.2.2022
my birthay = 8.2.2022
My daughter? 22.2.2022
ffs.... enjoi...
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Now thats a ****in hack lol!!!!