"Too Much time On The Computer" Wife Says. - Off-topic

I spend too much time on pc....I love my wife but HOLY **** SHE'S PISSED......I ask her all the time , " would you rather me Shooting Drugs".....?? Or on the computer? WTF.... She's a Wonderful Woman..But I got to listen to her....I guess
Peace
Mike

And you only have less than 200 messages!!!!!!! LOL !!!!!!! And Winter is coming......!!!!!!!!!

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That´s right!
My wife also says "You spend too much time on the lap top/ Uni
Cool images mate!

mikechannon said:
Oh dear another poor soul. You've got to realise guys that being a computer fan or a gadget freak is just not compatible with having a partner. It’s like making a hard core adult film, and then editing it so that it can be shown in British hotels. You just end up with a half hour close up of some bloke’s sweaty face.
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So true. Sad, but true.

That was hilarious. I don't get it from my wife (as i'm a bit to young to marry), but i do get it all the time from my parents :O.

kareem9nba said:
That was hilarious. I don't get it from my wife (as i'm a bit to young to marry), but i do get it all the time from my parents :O.
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Lol same No wife no worries. When I hit college, it's gonna be all bad lol. But my girlfriend keeps me from staying on the computer all day. She bribes me into getting off the computer

Mike! LOL ! You never fail to entertain me, thanks for the laughs!

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Thanks for the support!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I Love You Guys......NOT......I'm 36 years old Not 12 .......and if you really want to know...She wears the pants.....
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Mike

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PAID APPS???

Does paid apps can be use by another carrier?
for example my friend bought a paid app and i wanted to have it, does he can upload it for us to download?
A who what, did a what where with a uh huh near, you lost me by your second word. Paid apps are link to your gmail
cmsweet21 said:
Does paid apps can be use by another carrier?
for example my friend bought a paid app and i wanted to have it, does he can upload it for us to download?
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care to rewrite in proper grammar
Guys, take it easy on him, I think he used a translator. And as stated in the 2nd post, paid apps are linked to your gmail, it's not nice to steal from devs....
It is possible to do but it won't be discussed on XDA. Go ask alldroid.org
Fingerlickin said:
It is possible to do but it won't be discussed on XDA. Go ask alldroid.org
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Bout time you got on.
I know, I had to go see one of the kid's teachers (HOT AS HELL) this morning for a parent teacher conference before school. I had to sit on one of those chairs that's like 10 inches off the floor. Damn that floor was cold when my.... nvm.
Fingerlickin said:
I know, I had to go see one of the kid's teachers (HOT AS HELL) this morning for a parent teacher conference before school. I had to sit on one of those chairs that's like 10 inches off the floor. Damn that floor was cold when my.... nvm.
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Lol. I haven't got to that level yet. My son is just 3 so those days are comin for me. I don't know how I would act in one of those meetings considering how I was in school.
Hit on the teacher and you'll have a straight A student in no time.
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Hit on the teacher and you'll have a straight A student in no time.
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LOL, I woulda done that anyways.
My son is 6 but he lives with his mom in DC, so I doubt I will have any of those but if I do, I am so hitting on teach
It is possible, but it's piracy, no better than grabbing the apk of some dodgy site. Apps are ridiculously cheap anyway....
gridlock32404 said:
My son is 6 but he lives with his mom in DC, so I doubt I will have any of those but if I do, I am so hitting on teach
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These threads are so hard to keep on topic. Anywho, kids scare me ><
Hey adrian, can I come hit on some of your teachers
AdrianK said:
It is possible, but it's piracy, no better than grabbing the apk of some dodgy site. Apps are ridiculously cheap anyway....
These threads are so hard to keep on topic. Anywho, kids scare me ><
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At first I was like what the hell you talkin about Adrian then I realized hey this thread was bout something.
My son is the ish. He's just a mini me. We have a good time and don't believe the hype they are easy to raise.
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Hey adrian, can I come hit on some of your teachers
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lol, me to. Hey GridLock did I tell you my neighbor is a teacher and so super fine and I hit on her everyday.
Nah my neighbors are almost all college girls who party every night, forget the teacher when you are surrunded by girls gone wild
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Nah my neighbors are almost all college girls who party every night, forget the teacher when you are surrunded by girls gone wild
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Ok I'm getting a lil jealous now.
Ah i stayed home from work for a reason 2day. Anyway my daughters to young to have teachers would be nice to have a hot teacher to hit on but, i live in philly. And it was rated the ugliest city in america. Well the people were. What drag
pistol4413 said:
Ah i stayed home from work for a reason 2day. Anyway my daughters to young to have teachers would be nice to have a hot teacher to hit on but, i live in philly. And it was rated the ugliest city in america. Well the people were. What drag
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LOL. Thats a good title to hold.
gridlock32404 said:
Hey adrian, can I come hit on some of your teachers
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Believe me, it really isn't worth it ;-)

Wedding and phone dream

So I'm getting married in 2 months and I'm a T-Mo rep so in essence I live and breath phones. It's just my thing I've been a phone nerd since I started working at T-Mo and got my first Dash. So I was taking a nap before I needed to head to work this afternoon and had a crazy ass dream. I dreamed about my wedding. At some point I was talking with the preacher who is to officiate the wedding and he told me I couldn't get married because he doesn't do 2.1 weddings. My immediate reaction was in shock asking him why he wasn't compatible with Google's Android 2.1 build and if I really had to revert to 1.6 to have the wedding done. Yeah I know weird but I woke up laughing and realizing I might have a problem..
hahahaha You should make a pitch of it and send it to hollywood!
"the Android wedding"
Kemekill Products said:
So I'm getting married in 2 months and I'm a T-Mo rep so in essence I live and breath phones. It's just my thing I've been a phone nerd since I started working at T-Mo and got my first Dash. So I was taking a nap before I needed to head to work this afternoon and had a crazy ass dream. I dreamed about my wedding. At some point I was talking with the preacher who is to officiate the wedding and he told me I couldn't get married because he doesn't do 2.1 weddings. My immediate reaction was in shock asking him why he wasn't compatible with Google's Android 2.1 build and if I really had to revert to 1.6 to have the wedding done. Yeah I know weird but I woke up laughing and realizing I might have a problem..
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That's different
I'm wondering if you "future" wife to be knows about your adiction to XDA and phones
oh she is very aware of it. She wanted to buy a Cliq when she last had an upgrade and I refused to let her get a phone that has practically no real devs supporting it and got her a MT3G instead. She came home last night around 10pm and asked if I'd eaten I replied with "no" and her immediate response was, "well you could always eat one of your phones, they got that donut, eclair stuff on them, right?"
Kemekill Products said:
oh she is very aware of it. She wanted to buy a Cliq when she last had an upgrade and I refused to let her get a phone that has practically no real devs supporting it and got her a MT3G instead. She came home last night around 10pm and asked if I'd eaten I replied with "no" and her immediate response was, "well you could always eat one of your phones, they got that donut, eclair stuff on them, right?"
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That's funny! she sounds like a keeper
Fasho. Lmaoo. Donut Eclair stuff. I think another person has been infected with the Epidemic of ORD. Can I get a Holla back?
lol, love it!
Gotta love crazy messed up dreams!
Damn... why always girls are jeleaous of XDA and our stuff? the car... the phone... the PC... the dog... the house...
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Damn... why always girls are jeleaous of XDA and our stuff? the car... the phone... the PC... the dog... the house...
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Yeap, that's my wife....We will never understand them....
Mr. Clown said:
Yeap, that's my wife....We will never understand them....
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No. We understand them, they don't understand how good an All Head Shot Kill Streak on MW2 is.
G1BRICKED said:
No. We understand them, they don't understand how good an All Head Shot Kill Streak on MW2 is.
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I actually started laughing at this in my office.... maybe I should get back to work...
it is very true though, my fianceé never understands the complexities involved in getting a killstreak greater then 3... typical...
captainstu72 said:
I actually started laughing at this in my office.... maybe I should get back to work...
it is very true though, my fianceé never understands the complexities involved in getting a killstreak greater then 3... typical...
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EXACTLY! HARD AS CRAP! And when you miss and you throw the controller and move about like a retard crying, they look at you like your crazy.
GIRL PLEASE!
Red means I had to censorship myself.
lol, its worse when I start telling myself to aim up, or, if I make game me look up, and do the same in person, or, even worse, start insulting myself for missing a shot! (I play with sound off a lot so I don't wake my little girl when she is sleeping, so someone has to insult me! [Apart from the missus....])
G1BRICKED said:
EXACTLY! HARD AS CRAP! And when you miss and you throw the controller and move about like a retard crying, they look at you like your crazy.
GIRL PLEASE!
Red means I had to censorship myself.
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My girlfriend is totally the opposite. she lets me play or be on my gadgets whenever i want. even she has interests in them =)
Wow!! You guys do have a lot of free time
and djteotancolis...you have a girlfriend??
M_T_M said:
Wow!! You guys do have a lot of free time
and djteotancolis...you have a girlfriend??
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I have a lot of free time it's the half term in england for me!!!!!!!!!
all the time in the world
no not really went for such a long bike ride in the morning so so so tired and it's only 6 here!
M_T_M said:
Wow!! You guys do have a lot of free time
and djteotancolis...you have a girlfriend??
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ummm why? i'm not icky like you
djteotancolis said:
ummm why? i'm not icky like you
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You can only wish to be as good looking and smart as yours truly
Hello dj
M_T_M said:
You can only wish to be as good looking and smart as yours truly
Hello dj
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atleast i know i'm better lookin than you and have a better life
hahahahaha hey people i know how orb goes around the forums without it saying he's online and i can do it and am doing it now!!!

Highschool is the best thing ever!!!!

Well i started highschool 2 weeks ago and i was kinda nervous. Everyone always talked about the freshman getting picked on and everything else but that dont happen. Its awesome theres so many hot girls to look at and talk to and the food is great(compared to the middle school). Just thought id tell you guys and any other freshman that are nervous about starting. The only bad thing is that i cant spend near as much time on Xda or on my phone anymore flashing new roms/radios and trying to find the perfect theme...
lol Youngin'. Live it up, but just don't become like the rest of the highschool kids these days and have 2+ kids before you graduate. lol.
Always remember to wrap it before you tap it.
LMAOOOOOOOOO!!!! BR0! I'M GOING TO BE A FRESHMEN IN 12 DAYS AND I CAN'T WAIT!!! WISH ME LUCK! I hope it is as good as you say it is.!
Original Android <3ers! said:
LMAOOOOOOOOO!!!! BR0! I'M GOING TO BE A FRESHMEN IN 12 DAYS AND I CAN'T WAIT!!! WISH ME LUCK! I hope it is as good as you say it is.!
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Haha i will and yeah you will like it. I use to hate school now i kinda look forward going every morning.
codybear said:
lol Youngin'. Live it up, but just don't become like the rest of the highschool kids these days and have 2+ kids before you graduate. lol.
Always remember to wrap it before you tap it.
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Lol na i wont have any kids in highschool... or atleast i hope not
Lmaoo wrap it before you tap it xD!
Do you do any sports?
Original Android <3ers! said:
Lmaoo wrap it before you tap it xD!
Do you do any sports?
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Yeah i started baseball this yeah and i run track. You do football right?
codybear;7658794
Always remember to wrap it before you tap it.[/QUOTE said:
Or don't be silly wrap your w!lly
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I'm gonna try even though my phasic doesn't help much. 4'11 and 90lbs, but hoping I can do something br0.
Original Android <3ers! said:
I'm gonna try even though my phasic doesn't help much. 4'11 and 90lbs, but hoping I can do something br0.
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high school was ok, i just graduated. if i were you, because you look like a freshman, i would stay low until you grow up a little
I was thinking of doing it next year. I already missed tryouts but I was sick, so idk.
Original Android <3ers! said:
I was thinking of doing it next year. I already missed tryouts but I was sick, so idk.
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I would do it next year if i were you. It will give you time to grow, practice and get stronger. If your serious about playing football start working out everyday and after you workout put some protein powder in your drink and you will grow muscles faster than you can blink haha...but that stuff is some of the worst stuff i have ever tasted thats the only bad thing.
Lmaoo. I guess I'll try going back to that again. Well, didn't mean to hijack your Thread. Tell us more.
So. High school is cool?!
Austin021296 said:
I would do it next year if i were you. It will give you time to grow, practice and get stronger. If your serious about playing football start working out everyday and after you workout put some protein powder in your drink and you will grow muscles faster than you can blink haha...but that stuff is some of the worst stuff i have ever tasted thats the only bad thing.
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Steroids work well too.
Not that I condone the use of 'em.
Austin021296 said:
I would do it next year if i were you. It will give you time to grow, practice and get stronger. If your serious about playing football start working out everyday and after you workout put some protein powder in your drink and you will grow muscles faster than you can blink haha...but that stuff is some of the worst stuff i have ever tasted thats the only bad thing.
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u can buy flavored ones , basically its like hot chocolate but its cold
also , working out every day isnt gonna do good cuz u grow when u rest , and if u dont give it time to rest ... well yea
3-4 a week is good
also , steroids do kick ass but u got lotsa time on ur hands dont get too desperate to do that (yet)
I didn't mind high school as bad as jr.high..Hated jr.high.
I graduated in '04 and freshman getting picked on was the norm..Hell, still is there. Glad your one of the lucky kids that dosen't have to worry about it..lol
I realised that high school was like jail..Keep your head up and your mouth **** and you'll be ok.. Start messing with the jocks women and you WANT be ok..lol
I wish you luck and always remember..If there bigger then you..Kick em in the nuts..lol
Yeah high school was a time you didn't give a darn about anything
Sent from my X10a
Br0 NO LIE I SWEAAARRR! Last night I had this dream where I shouted out this sophmore girls name, and he heard me and he came running at me and bashed me into the locker and all and he had to whip my @$$ for hollerin' at his girl. NIGHTMARE!
And no, I'm too god for steroids. You're all ugly.
original android <3ers! said:
and no, i'm too god for steroids. <wat?> you're all ugly. <not true >
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Original Android <3ers! said:
Lmaoo. I guess I'll try going back to that again. Well, didn't mean to hijack your Thread. Tell us more.
So. High school is cool?!
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Na its alright i dont care but yeah like that other guy said keep your eyes open and your mouth shut till you get use to it... and dont mess wit the jocks gf
Best advice i have ever heard lol

Good God, I am old....

as of 11:44 a.m. tomorrow (eastern U.S. time), september 22, i will be 20 years old. where the hell did those teenage years go?!?!?!? its like i friggin blinked and high school was GONE!!! everyone keeps telling me its all downhill from here on out, and i dont doubt that statement. what i want to know, however, is just how bad does it get? im sure most people here are older than me, so please tell me what i have to look forward to (or dread with indescribable fear).
thats bull**** i was a pussi till i was 17 and nao im gettin justin beiber pussi at 21
souljaboy said:
thats bull**** i was a pussi till i was 17 and nao im gettin justin beiber pussi at 21
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wait, beiber's a girl? SHOCKER
lól
its just a way of saying "X like Y" without the "like" word
for example
that mansion cost soulja boy money
Didn't Bieber molest one of his fans?
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Sent from my
souljaboy said:
lól
its just a way of saying "X like Y" without the "like" word
for example
that mansion cost soulja boy money
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im not quite sure i understand... oh wells, hows it feel to be old? or at least older than me?
You have all the stuff your parents *****ed about while you were growing up to look forward to. The older you get the more you wish you could go back in time and re live high school. Resposibility comes with age and responsibilty just sucks.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!........
good day.
@souljaboy ummmm, goodnight/morning or what ever friggin time it is where you are.
hmmmm.... so its taxes, getting married, taxes, having kids, taxes, marital stress, taxes, and parental stress, and then living out the rest of your life in decreasing health conditions, which add ANOTHER layer of stress. did i mention taxes? isnt growing up just great?
new plan for my life: either invent time machine or youth potion.
@chopper the dog, i have to say you are possibly the funniest person on XDA.
winmofreak said:
hmmmm.... so its taxes, getting married, taxes, having kids, taxes, marital stress, taxes, and parental stress, and then living out the rest of your life in decreasing health conditions, which add ANOTHER layer of stress. did i mention taxes?
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You got it!
And don't forget finding some XDA time between all that muck...
good day.
At 43, can't really complain, altough I did had some troubled time last months (not really finished, but close). But as the saying goes, a problem can be an oportunity, so I'm starting all over!
Yeap, single again, moving to another city, changing my professional life upside down, new friends, new girlfriends...
Life's good at 43, feeling like 20+.
Hey, OP, congrats, and don't worry, for every con, there's a pro.
*lays back in computer chair*
ahh that's the life of a twelve year old.
I really don't want to grow up
Speaking of Justin Beaverface, he is now acting. I think he will be on CSI: Miami tomorrow.
SamVib said:
Speaking of Justin Beaverface, he is now acting.
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Definitely not acting, unless his role is as a pud. It's called promoting. The demographic of csi will surely widen tomorrow.
good day.
chopper the dog said:
Definitely not acting, unless his role is as a pud. It's called promoting. The demographic of csi will surely widen tomorrow.
good day.
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Very sad, yet very true. I saw a clip if it on YouTube and I will say, though I am DEFINITELY not the first, that he is a 12 year old girl trapped in the body of a boy who came to realize that and somehow managed to turn himself into Americas most desirable minor.
On Topic:
Not much older then you, I am 23 mid october - but I am loving how things are in my life. Okay so there are loats of responsibilities, and a mortgage. But at the same time, the things that come with them are well worth it! I have a gorgeous fianceé and a wonderful daughter, and a nice big house just for the 3 of us!
I didn't go to Uni, thats the con. But the pro: I wouldn't have all of what I have if I did!
Off Topic: Justin Beiber is still alive? I heard/hoped he was done with...
Can't answer your quiston cuz im younger than you But HappY BirthDaY for tomorow

I survived, so did everyone else

Im not gonna tell the whole story but monday there was a bomb threat, nothing happend. Today there was a rumor that there was going to be a school shooting during the peprally for tomorrows basketball game. Half the people wernt there at school so we just messed around all day. Anyways they found 3 guys with guns and the girl that had the bombs (Im not sure if she had them with her but it kinda sounded that way when the cops were talking about it) but they were all at school when they found them. Think of how bad that would of been if they started shooting and the bomb went off with everyone packed in the gym. Theres 2500 people at my school.
I think i counted 15-20 local cops and 2 or 3 FBI agents. Along with the local bomb squad. The cops were there the whole day and the others got there around lunch.
where the hell do you live?
Holy moly buddy! I'm glad nobody got hurt. Perhaps time for a different learning venue. Be careful out there man, sounds like some real dangerous fools are out and about.
Scent phrum mie fone!
Holy Crap bro.
follow up on the story , the busted kids are certainly being kicked out the school but if they just go to another school without a trial and reasonable fine/jail time , then u know its a set up , part of the establishments campaign against gun owners
Were bomb girl and columbine wannabes working together?
Wooaahhhh........
Glad your okay
I always though that schools where there for two things:
- learning things
- boring your time.
but now it seems that schools ar like cigarettes; thy can kill you
souljaboy said:
follow up on the story , the busted kids are certainly being kicked out the school but if they just go to another school without a trial and reasonable fine/jail time , then u know its a set up , part of the establishments campaign against gun owners
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I like how you think, and not only in this thread
dude i survived real shooting between Israeli soldiers and some Palestinians throwing rocks on them.... a flash bang was thrown somewhere near me, but it didn't have any effect on me, I was hiding in a shop
edit: and another time in Al-Aqsa Mosque in Jerusalem
husam666 said:
dude i survived real shooting between Israeli soldiers and some Palestinians throwing rocks on them.... a flash bang was thrown somewhere near me, but it didn't have any effect on me, I was hiding in a shop
edit: and another time in Al-Aqsa Mosque in Jerusalem
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lol so u just happened to be near a massive riot , or they just started provoking while u were there ?
Wow!
Nice to hear you are fine.
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lol so u just happened to be near a massive riot , or they just started provoking while u were there ?
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Nope, they just started fooling around while I was there....
jaszek said:
Were bomb girl and columbine wannabes working together?
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No not that i know of, it just happend to all fall on the same day.

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