Well i started highschool 2 weeks ago and i was kinda nervous. Everyone always talked about the freshman getting picked on and everything else but that dont happen. Its awesome theres so many hot girls to look at and talk to and the food is great(compared to the middle school). Just thought id tell you guys and any other freshman that are nervous about starting. The only bad thing is that i cant spend near as much time on Xda or on my phone anymore flashing new roms/radios and trying to find the perfect theme...
lol Youngin'. Live it up, but just don't become like the rest of the highschool kids these days and have 2+ kids before you graduate. lol.
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LMAOOOOOOOOO!!!! BR0! I'M GOING TO BE A FRESHMEN IN 12 DAYS AND I CAN'T WAIT!!! WISH ME LUCK! I hope it is as good as you say it is.!
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LMAOOOOOOOOO!!!! BR0! I'M GOING TO BE A FRESHMEN IN 12 DAYS AND I CAN'T WAIT!!! WISH ME LUCK! I hope it is as good as you say it is.!
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Haha i will and yeah you will like it. I use to hate school now i kinda look forward going every morning.
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lol Youngin'. Live it up, but just don't become like the rest of the highschool kids these days and have 2+ kids before you graduate. lol.
Always remember to wrap it before you tap it.
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Lol na i wont have any kids in highschool... or atleast i hope not
Lmaoo wrap it before you tap it xD!
Do you do any sports?
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Lmaoo wrap it before you tap it xD!
Do you do any sports?
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Yeah i started baseball this yeah and i run track. You do football right?
codybear;7658794
Always remember to wrap it before you tap it.[/QUOTE said:
Or don't be silly wrap your w!lly
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I'm gonna try even though my phasic doesn't help much. 4'11 and 90lbs, but hoping I can do something br0.
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I'm gonna try even though my phasic doesn't help much. 4'11 and 90lbs, but hoping I can do something br0.
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high school was ok, i just graduated. if i were you, because you look like a freshman, i would stay low until you grow up a little
I was thinking of doing it next year. I already missed tryouts but I was sick, so idk.
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I was thinking of doing it next year. I already missed tryouts but I was sick, so idk.
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I would do it next year if i were you. It will give you time to grow, practice and get stronger. If your serious about playing football start working out everyday and after you workout put some protein powder in your drink and you will grow muscles faster than you can blink haha...but that stuff is some of the worst stuff i have ever tasted thats the only bad thing.
Lmaoo. I guess I'll try going back to that again. Well, didn't mean to hijack your Thread. Tell us more.
So. High school is cool?!
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I would do it next year if i were you. It will give you time to grow, practice and get stronger. If your serious about playing football start working out everyday and after you workout put some protein powder in your drink and you will grow muscles faster than you can blink haha...but that stuff is some of the worst stuff i have ever tasted thats the only bad thing.
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Steroids work well too.
Not that I condone the use of 'em.
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I would do it next year if i were you. It will give you time to grow, practice and get stronger. If your serious about playing football start working out everyday and after you workout put some protein powder in your drink and you will grow muscles faster than you can blink haha...but that stuff is some of the worst stuff i have ever tasted thats the only bad thing.
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u can buy flavored ones , basically its like hot chocolate but its cold
also , working out every day isnt gonna do good cuz u grow when u rest , and if u dont give it time to rest ... well yea
3-4 a week is good
also , steroids do kick ass but u got lotsa time on ur hands dont get too desperate to do that (yet)
I didn't mind high school as bad as jr.high..Hated jr.high.
I graduated in '04 and freshman getting picked on was the norm..Hell, still is there. Glad your one of the lucky kids that dosen't have to worry about it..lol
I realised that high school was like jail..Keep your head up and your mouth **** and you'll be ok.. Start messing with the jocks women and you WANT be ok..lol
I wish you luck and always remember..If there bigger then you..Kick em in the nuts..lol
Yeah high school was a time you didn't give a darn about anything
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Br0 NO LIE I SWEAAARRR! Last night I had this dream where I shouted out this sophmore girls name, and he heard me and he came running at me and bashed me into the locker and all and he had to whip my @$$ for hollerin' at his girl. NIGHTMARE!
And no, I'm too god for steroids. You're all ugly.
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and no, i'm too god for steroids. <wat?> you're all ugly. <not true >
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Lmaoo. I guess I'll try going back to that again. Well, didn't mean to hijack your Thread. Tell us more.
So. High school is cool?!
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Na its alright i dont care but yeah like that other guy said keep your eyes open and your mouth shut till you get use to it... and dont mess wit the jocks gf
Best advice i have ever heard lol
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OHHH, it feels so good to win! Feels so good to know you're better at life than someone else! AHHHHHH!
Any other random emotions/feelings?
how old are you?
haha 27 going on 6
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haha 27 going on 6
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lol i'm bored as hell i got hella bull**** work to do and i'm procrastinating like no other
My random emotion is elation... I just got a job offer after being unemployed for almost a full year! Not being unemployed is a good sign!!!!
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My random emotion is elation... I just got a job offer after being unemployed for almost a full year! Not being unemployed is a good sign!!!!
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I'll drink some vodka and bourbon to that hahahah
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I'll drink some vodka and bourbon to that hahahah
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Thought U were into LSD flashbacks
galaxys said:
Thought U were into LSD flashbacks
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haha never had a flashback, but hey i'm still young it could happen
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My random emotion is elation... I just got a job offer after being unemployed for almost a full year! Not being unemployed is a good sign!!!!
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That's awesome!
Ticked off at my ex wife and her lame azz husband....
Happy, at least all my roms are working great. LOL
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Ticked off at my ex wife and her lame azz husband....
Happy, at least all my roms are working great. LOL
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Hahaha
so what have they done? or is the emotion really just envy?
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Hahaha
so what have they done? or is the emotion really just envy?
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I'm thinking it is because they are themselves. What's not to be ticked off at :b
mine is...
WTF.... just comes when something isnt right, and that happens randomly...
My emotion right now? Hmm. Kinda excited, I suppose, just need to get the ball rolling...
I'll elaborate. I've been back and forth with jobs for the past year, laid off from a car dealership for lack of work, etc. Wellll, I've never really known what I wanted to do with my life, career choice, that is. I'm a computer nerd/tech geek, whatever, and I love working on, repairing, building, cars, so I'm also a gearhead. Woke up about a week or two ago and wanted to be a cop. I have no idea why the idea came to me, but I love it. Hopefully soon I can get started on becoming a police officer!
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My emotion right now? Hmm. Kinda excited, I suppose, just need to get the ball rolling...
I'll elaborate. I've been back and forth with jobs for the past year, laid off from a car dealership for lack of work, etc. Wellll, I've never really known what I wanted to do with my life, career choice, that is. I'm a computer nerd/tech geek, whatever, and I love working on, repairing, building, cars, so I'm also a gearhead. Woke up about a week or two ago and wanted to be a cop. I have no idea why the idea came to me, but I love it. Hopefully soon I can get started on becoming a police officer!
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Hmmm....imagine your possibilities!!!
Working side by side with...dare I say it.....no no no...you look!!!!
FREEZE DIRTBA---OOOOoooohh...donuts!!!
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Hmmm....imagine your possibilities!!!
Working side by side with...dare I say it.....no no no...you look!!!!
FREEZE DIRTBA---OOOOoooohh...donuts!!!
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I do love me some doughnuts. And it is just my absolute goal in life to work with Steven Seagal. Only then, will I have been the best damn cop I could be.
Edit: Oh, great. Just what we need... Another smart ass, sarcastic cop (referring to myself, of course).
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I do love me some doughnuts. And it is just my absolute goal in life to work with Steven Seagal. Only then, will I have been the best damn cop I could be.
Edit: Oh, great. Just what we need... Another smart ass, sarcastic cop (referring to myself, of course).
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Feeling happy. Going to sleep. Flashing a new ROM. I have no life. Listening to 50 Cent. 'm amazing.
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Feeling happy. Going to sleep. Flashing a new ROM. I have no life. Listening to 50 Cent. 'm amazing.
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you'd feel much better if you listened to techno beats rather than cRAP
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I hear classical music is better
So I'm getting married in 2 months and I'm a T-Mo rep so in essence I live and breath phones. It's just my thing I've been a phone nerd since I started working at T-Mo and got my first Dash. So I was taking a nap before I needed to head to work this afternoon and had a crazy ass dream. I dreamed about my wedding. At some point I was talking with the preacher who is to officiate the wedding and he told me I couldn't get married because he doesn't do 2.1 weddings. My immediate reaction was in shock asking him why he wasn't compatible with Google's Android 2.1 build and if I really had to revert to 1.6 to have the wedding done. Yeah I know weird but I woke up laughing and realizing I might have a problem..
hahahaha You should make a pitch of it and send it to hollywood!
"the Android wedding"
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So I'm getting married in 2 months and I'm a T-Mo rep so in essence I live and breath phones. It's just my thing I've been a phone nerd since I started working at T-Mo and got my first Dash. So I was taking a nap before I needed to head to work this afternoon and had a crazy ass dream. I dreamed about my wedding. At some point I was talking with the preacher who is to officiate the wedding and he told me I couldn't get married because he doesn't do 2.1 weddings. My immediate reaction was in shock asking him why he wasn't compatible with Google's Android 2.1 build and if I really had to revert to 1.6 to have the wedding done. Yeah I know weird but I woke up laughing and realizing I might have a problem..
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That's different
I'm wondering if you "future" wife to be knows about your adiction to XDA and phones
oh she is very aware of it. She wanted to buy a Cliq when she last had an upgrade and I refused to let her get a phone that has practically no real devs supporting it and got her a MT3G instead. She came home last night around 10pm and asked if I'd eaten I replied with "no" and her immediate response was, "well you could always eat one of your phones, they got that donut, eclair stuff on them, right?"
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oh she is very aware of it. She wanted to buy a Cliq when she last had an upgrade and I refused to let her get a phone that has practically no real devs supporting it and got her a MT3G instead. She came home last night around 10pm and asked if I'd eaten I replied with "no" and her immediate response was, "well you could always eat one of your phones, they got that donut, eclair stuff on them, right?"
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That's funny! she sounds like a keeper
Fasho. Lmaoo. Donut Eclair stuff. I think another person has been infected with the Epidemic of ORD. Can I get a Holla back?
lol, love it!
Gotta love crazy messed up dreams!
Damn... why always girls are jeleaous of XDA and our stuff? the car... the phone... the PC... the dog... the house...
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Damn... why always girls are jeleaous of XDA and our stuff? the car... the phone... the PC... the dog... the house...
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Yeap, that's my wife....We will never understand them....
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Yeap, that's my wife....We will never understand them....
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No. We understand them, they don't understand how good an All Head Shot Kill Streak on MW2 is.
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No. We understand them, they don't understand how good an All Head Shot Kill Streak on MW2 is.
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I actually started laughing at this in my office.... maybe I should get back to work...
it is very true though, my fianceé never understands the complexities involved in getting a killstreak greater then 3... typical...
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I actually started laughing at this in my office.... maybe I should get back to work...
it is very true though, my fianceé never understands the complexities involved in getting a killstreak greater then 3... typical...
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EXACTLY! HARD AS CRAP! And when you miss and you throw the controller and move about like a retard crying, they look at you like your crazy.
GIRL PLEASE!
Red means I had to censorship myself.
lol, its worse when I start telling myself to aim up, or, if I make game me look up, and do the same in person, or, even worse, start insulting myself for missing a shot! (I play with sound off a lot so I don't wake my little girl when she is sleeping, so someone has to insult me! [Apart from the missus....])
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EXACTLY! HARD AS CRAP! And when you miss and you throw the controller and move about like a retard crying, they look at you like your crazy.
GIRL PLEASE!
Red means I had to censorship myself.
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My girlfriend is totally the opposite. she lets me play or be on my gadgets whenever i want. even she has interests in them =)
Wow!! You guys do have a lot of free time
and djteotancolis...you have a girlfriend??
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Wow!! You guys do have a lot of free time
and djteotancolis...you have a girlfriend??
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I have a lot of free time it's the half term in england for me!!!!!!!!!
all the time in the world
no not really went for such a long bike ride in the morning so so so tired and it's only 6 here!
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Wow!! You guys do have a lot of free time
and djteotancolis...you have a girlfriend??
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ummm why? i'm not icky like you
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ummm why? i'm not icky like you
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You can only wish to be as good looking and smart as yours truly
Hello dj
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You can only wish to be as good looking and smart as yours truly
Hello dj
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atleast i know i'm better lookin than you and have a better life
hahahahaha hey people i know how orb goes around the forums without it saying he's online and i can do it and am doing it now!!!
hi everyone,
i really really love someone in my year but dont know how to talk to her, ive never really talked to any girls. We are friends on facebook and i was going to talk to her today but shyed off. its half term now so wont see her for a week should i just tell her that i love her on facebook as i dont think i can hold it in for a week, im missing her already
any help is appreciated
thanks
Don't tell her you love her straight away dude... That could get creepy
I take it you're from the UK if you broke up today? And I take it you found this site because you googled relationship advice and came across Alan's threads thinking this was a dating advice site
Some nice deducctions here eh?
You might want to start with saying "Hi", everything else will follow after that.. I suppose you know how to talk right, so that won't be a problem. You've got to learn to step over your shyness anyway, this seems like a nice way to start
How 'bout practise on some other girls too first
how do you love her if u never talked to her? how old are u ?
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Don't tell her you love her straight away dude... That could get creepy
I take it you're from the UK if you broke up today? And I take it you found this site because you googled relationship advice and came across Alan's threads thinking this was a dating advice site
Some nice deducctions here eh?
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Ok i won't, nd yeah im in UK, however i go on this site quite a lot coz i have an HTC HD2 and am always looking for good custom roms xda rules
I think one of my friends kinda told her but heck im gonna try to talk to her after half term
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Ok i won't, nd yeah im in UK, however i go on this site quite a lot coz i have an HTC HD2 and am always looking for good custom roms xda rules
I think one of my friends kinda told her but heck im gonna try to talk to her after half term
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Haha Okay Just saw the one post
Okay Awesome! Good luck
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how do you love her if u never talked to her? how old are u ?
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im 16, i dunno i just really seem to like her nd shes always in my head (not in a sexual way) and i cant exactly go 5 minutes without thinking of her
well im sorry to tell ya since itll be your first few times ull prolly mess up and the one after and after and after ... ull get it sooner or later but dont give up its the only way ull ever have one
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You might want to start with saying "Hi", everything else will follow after that.. I suppose you know how to talk right, so that won't be a problem. You've got to learn to step over your shyness anyway, this seems like a nice way to start
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yeah i tried to overcome it today, will try again when school starts cheers
Maybe he is a natural in seducing woman
Ask her if she wants sex. If she answers 'no', ask her if she minds laying still while you have it.
all in your hands
LOL @ nerdy interwebz kids thinking about love at 1st sight. hahahaha if you dont know how to talk to girls and cant socialize with them maybe its time to go outside or attempt to talk to people in your school, assuming your young and still in school or at least i hope so or else this whole thread is complete utter hilarity...
i think you should go on facebook and tell her you love her... see what happens next !
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LOL @ nerdy interwebz kids thinking about love at 1st sight. hahahaha if you dont know how to talk to girls and cant socialize with them maybe its time to go outside or attempt to talk to people in your school, assuming your young and still in school or at least i hope so or else this whole thread is complete utter hilarity...
i think you should go on facebook and tell her you love her... see what happens next !
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Actually can i just say that i spend most of my time outside:
I am Top in year for badminton, captain of 1st XI Hockey Team and 1st XI of Cricket Team and have around 5 matches every week so im not nerdy and i only get back home at around 8pm - 9pm everyday so yeah i pretty much stay outside the house
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Actually can i just say that i spend most of my time outside:
I am Top in year for badminton, captain of 1st XI Hockey Team and 1st XI of Cricket Team and have around 5 matches every week so im not nerdy and i only get back home at around 8pm - 9pm everyday so yeah i pretty much stay outside the house
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thats a good start... but how are your social skills... are you nervous to talk to all girls or just this one in general?
and badminton? srsly? LOL
Badminton is baller as f*uck actually
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Badminton is baller as f*uck actually
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haha nothing like smakin a birdie around i guess lol
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haha nothing like smakin a birdie around i guess lol
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Its actually extremely tiring when you play against county champions, nd my main sport is hockey followed by cricket then badminton
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thats a good start... but how are your social skills... are you nervous to talk to all girls or just this one in general?
and badminton? srsly? LOL
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Hi, I am fine talking to girls in my classes but am nervous when talking to those who are not in my classes, its mainly just this one girl though
I was asked this today (not a suicide topic) and all I could come up with was "i want to be a great teacher one day" . The person told me thats all? I said yep then got looked at like I was crazy.
So I ask you all whats your reason to live every day?
I use swype so expect bad grammar and errors
Mine is to make an impact in the field of health medicine.
I was did some molecular biology study with a professor in cancer research and so far the results look promising. So yeah, that's me lol
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My work is not done.
Don't have one. Just waiting to die tbh.
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Don't have one. Just waiting to die tbh.
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I don't have one either (that I know of?). Kinda sucks lol. I can't exactly say that I'm waiting to die though. I mean, I'm only 19 . But... It'll be a new experience, depending on your belief system.
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C'mon guys... a little more motivation?
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Don't have one. Just waiting to die tbh.
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You're joking, right?
To me it's just to live and enjoy life, to see the beauty in life and to have a family one day. (I'm only 18 lol)
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You're joking, right?
To me it's just to live and enjoy life, to see the beauty in life and to have a family one day. (I'm only 18 lol)
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I'm glad you and others enjoy it. I wouldn't deny anyone their right to a happy life. For me, it's just killing time until it's over.
Not trying to harsh anyones buzz.
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I'm glad you and others enjoy it. I wouldn't deny anyone their right to a happy life. For me, it's just killing time until it's over.
Not trying to harsh anyones buzz.
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This made me laugh hard
I use swype so expect bad grammar and errors
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I'm glad you and others enjoy it. I wouldn't deny anyone their right to a happy life. For me, it's just killing time until it's over.
Not trying to harsh anyones buzz.
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............ having a bad week lol
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C'mon guys... a little more motivation?
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I think what he meant was to be a little bit more motivating, therefore my reason to live is to answer the question, why live?
Ignore.
Edit: For those fortunate enough, i want to hear more about what they will be doing with their lives. It's what the OP wanted, after all. One of you could well go on to be a leader of their nation or the head of a big tech company. Exciting times!
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Ignore.
Edit: For those fortunate enough, i want to hear more about what they will be doing with their lives. It's what the OP wanted, after all. One of you could well go on to be a leader of their nation or the head of a big tech company. Exciting times!
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Or for some, they might end up being supreme ruler of the world! In which case, remember me
Seriously though: I want to teach elementary school because I think that our educational system has lost alot of essentials that I had back in my elementary school days. I recently went back to a Middle School and some of the things I heard from teachers is that the students are not as focused or bright as they used to be. Tech savy yes, mentally strong, no.
I don't have anything in mind. If something needs do happen, it does, else, it don't. I don't see much in life at the moment.
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Or for some, they might end up being supreme ruler of the world! In which case, remember me
Seriously though: I want to teach elementary school because I think that our educational system has lost alot of essentials that I had back in my elementary school days. I recently went back to a Middle School and some of the things I heard from teachers is that the students are not as focused or bright as they used to be. Tech savy yes, mentally strong, no.
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I can't begin to imagine how hard it is for teachers these days. It must be like trying to herd cats. Honerable profession though and i appreciate your sentiments. It's good to see people wanting to be a help to society rather than leeching from it.
Simple....my kids.
I live find a nice job so i can relax and do the one thing i love most ... Android development so that one day i can become as good as our boos man neopeek over at www.neopeek.com ...
Ps im only 14 ...
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I live find a nice job so i can relax and do the one thing i love most ... Android development so that one day i can become as good as our boos man neopeek over at www.neopeek.com ...
Ps im only 14 ...
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For only being 14, you have goals I never even thought of. And that's good!
@DirkGently1: You have no idea. I was shocked by everyrthing. I wish kids would just do as we did back in our school time.
to stay alive for the rest of the day
I stay alive cause it hurts to die
Guys,
I forgot my wife's Birthday what should i do to make upto her?
Sign the divorce papers.
A new Mercedes or a diamond necklace should suffice.
And do mark the date on your calender for next year. lol.
A cookbook.
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A cookbook.
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Ahh more sandwich recipies, I like your style.
Signing a death certificate is a better option LOL...
Come on guys a cookbook is not a option. Although i would love that sandwichs.
dude
Romantic dinner that you cooked for her?
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Run.
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ever been a time she forgot yours?
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ever been a time she forgot yours?
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Never... To make things worse i asked her to silent her mobile at 12 in night, as she was getting messages obviously... How stupid of me.
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Never...
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dang... you coulda used that... anything laying around looks like you just bought it?
Someting you could get for yourself, a good whore. Cause you ain't getting any for quite some time dude.
Don't bother with craigslist, torn up hoes. You need something to take your mind off the impending doom.
I know divorce ain't easy, I've been there. Watch War Of The Roses to get an idea. And take that advice for the next marriage.
Good luck.
A kitten. And cry saying that you couldn't find the right kitten for her in time for her birthday. Get the tears flowing.
Depending on your timezone the days not over yet... say you gotta take a dump you'll be right back... go pick something up... play it off...
Not sent from your phone...
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LOL
Don't matter
I've tried that card
...bout all you do now is grovel on the floor for scraps of forgiveness.
It's a slow and painful recovery my friend...slow and painful...
Plus it's one her favor take it from a 30 year man here...her's count yours don't.
Pretend to have a heart attack and when you're in the emergency room, explain everything to the doctor. Your wife comes in to see you and there you are in a hospital bed with a present for her.
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A kitten. And cry saying that you couldn't find the right kitten for her in time for her birthday. Get the tears flowing.
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http://www.amazon.com/Kryolan-Tear-...1356237530&sr=8-1&keywords=kryolan+tear+stick
vasoline works for Glenn Beck
Invest in a lead codpiece.
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
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Invest in a lead codpiece.
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
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Ever heard of lead poisoning? A trauma plate is clearly what's needed.