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Wedding and phone dream

So I'm getting married in 2 months and I'm a T-Mo rep so in essence I live and breath phones. It's just my thing I've been a phone nerd since I started working at T-Mo and got my first Dash. So I was taking a nap before I needed to head to work this afternoon and had a crazy ass dream. I dreamed about my wedding. At some point I was talking with the preacher who is to officiate the wedding and he told me I couldn't get married because he doesn't do 2.1 weddings. My immediate reaction was in shock asking him why he wasn't compatible with Google's Android 2.1 build and if I really had to revert to 1.6 to have the wedding done. Yeah I know weird but I woke up laughing and realizing I might have a problem..

hahahaha You should make a pitch of it and send it to hollywood!
"the Android wedding"

Kemekill Products said:
So I'm getting married in 2 months and I'm a T-Mo rep so in essence I live and breath phones. It's just my thing I've been a phone nerd since I started working at T-Mo and got my first Dash. So I was taking a nap before I needed to head to work this afternoon and had a crazy ass dream. I dreamed about my wedding. At some point I was talking with the preacher who is to officiate the wedding and he told me I couldn't get married because he doesn't do 2.1 weddings. My immediate reaction was in shock asking him why he wasn't compatible with Google's Android 2.1 build and if I really had to revert to 1.6 to have the wedding done. Yeah I know weird but I woke up laughing and realizing I might have a problem..
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That's different
I'm wondering if you "future" wife to be knows about your adiction to XDA and phones

oh she is very aware of it. She wanted to buy a Cliq when she last had an upgrade and I refused to let her get a phone that has practically no real devs supporting it and got her a MT3G instead. She came home last night around 10pm and asked if I'd eaten I replied with "no" and her immediate response was, "well you could always eat one of your phones, they got that donut, eclair stuff on them, right?"

Kemekill Products said:
oh she is very aware of it. She wanted to buy a Cliq when she last had an upgrade and I refused to let her get a phone that has practically no real devs supporting it and got her a MT3G instead. She came home last night around 10pm and asked if I'd eaten I replied with "no" and her immediate response was, "well you could always eat one of your phones, they got that donut, eclair stuff on them, right?"
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That's funny! she sounds like a keeper

Fasho. Lmaoo. Donut Eclair stuff. I think another person has been infected with the Epidemic of ORD. Can I get a Holla back?

lol, love it!
Gotta love crazy messed up dreams!

Damn... why always girls are jeleaous of XDA and our stuff? the car... the phone... the PC... the dog... the house...

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Damn... why always girls are jeleaous of XDA and our stuff? the car... the phone... the PC... the dog... the house...
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Yeap, that's my wife....We will never understand them....

Mr. Clown said:
Yeap, that's my wife....We will never understand them....
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No. We understand them, they don't understand how good an All Head Shot Kill Streak on MW2 is.

G1BRICKED said:
No. We understand them, they don't understand how good an All Head Shot Kill Streak on MW2 is.
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I actually started laughing at this in my office.... maybe I should get back to work...
it is very true though, my fianceé never understands the complexities involved in getting a killstreak greater then 3... typical...

captainstu72 said:
I actually started laughing at this in my office.... maybe I should get back to work...
it is very true though, my fianceé never understands the complexities involved in getting a killstreak greater then 3... typical...
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EXACTLY! HARD AS CRAP! And when you miss and you throw the controller and move about like a retard crying, they look at you like your crazy.
GIRL PLEASE!
Red means I had to censorship myself.

lol, its worse when I start telling myself to aim up, or, if I make game me look up, and do the same in person, or, even worse, start insulting myself for missing a shot! (I play with sound off a lot so I don't wake my little girl when she is sleeping, so someone has to insult me! [Apart from the missus....])

G1BRICKED said:
EXACTLY! HARD AS CRAP! And when you miss and you throw the controller and move about like a retard crying, they look at you like your crazy.
GIRL PLEASE!
Red means I had to censorship myself.
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My girlfriend is totally the opposite. she lets me play or be on my gadgets whenever i want. even she has interests in them =)

Wow!! You guys do have a lot of free time
and djteotancolis...you have a girlfriend??

M_T_M said:
Wow!! You guys do have a lot of free time
and djteotancolis...you have a girlfriend??
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I have a lot of free time it's the half term in england for me!!!!!!!!!
all the time in the world
no not really went for such a long bike ride in the morning so so so tired and it's only 6 here!

M_T_M said:
Wow!! You guys do have a lot of free time
and djteotancolis...you have a girlfriend??
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ummm why? i'm not icky like you

djteotancolis said:
ummm why? i'm not icky like you
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You can only wish to be as good looking and smart as yours truly
Hello dj

M_T_M said:
You can only wish to be as good looking and smart as yours truly
Hello dj
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atleast i know i'm better lookin than you and have a better life

hahahahaha hey people i know how orb goes around the forums without it saying he's online and i can do it and am doing it now!!!

Highschool is the best thing ever!!!!

Well i started highschool 2 weeks ago and i was kinda nervous. Everyone always talked about the freshman getting picked on and everything else but that dont happen. Its awesome theres so many hot girls to look at and talk to and the food is great(compared to the middle school). Just thought id tell you guys and any other freshman that are nervous about starting. The only bad thing is that i cant spend near as much time on Xda or on my phone anymore flashing new roms/radios and trying to find the perfect theme...

lol Youngin'. Live it up, but just don't become like the rest of the highschool kids these days and have 2+ kids before you graduate. lol.
Always remember to wrap it before you tap it.

LMAOOOOOOOOO!!!! BR0! I'M GOING TO BE A FRESHMEN IN 12 DAYS AND I CAN'T WAIT!!! WISH ME LUCK! I hope it is as good as you say it is.!

Original Android <3ers! said:
LMAOOOOOOOOO!!!! BR0! I'M GOING TO BE A FRESHMEN IN 12 DAYS AND I CAN'T WAIT!!! WISH ME LUCK! I hope it is as good as you say it is.!
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Haha i will and yeah you will like it. I use to hate school now i kinda look forward going every morning.

codybear said:
lol Youngin'. Live it up, but just don't become like the rest of the highschool kids these days and have 2+ kids before you graduate. lol.
Always remember to wrap it before you tap it.
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Lol na i wont have any kids in highschool... or atleast i hope not

Lmaoo wrap it before you tap it xD!
Do you do any sports?

Original Android <3ers! said:
Lmaoo wrap it before you tap it xD!
Do you do any sports?
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Yeah i started baseball this yeah and i run track. You do football right?

codybear;7658794
Always remember to wrap it before you tap it.[/QUOTE said:
Or don't be silly wrap your w!lly
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I'm gonna try even though my phasic doesn't help much. 4'11 and 90lbs, but hoping I can do something br0.

Original Android <3ers! said:
I'm gonna try even though my phasic doesn't help much. 4'11 and 90lbs, but hoping I can do something br0.
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high school was ok, i just graduated. if i were you, because you look like a freshman, i would stay low until you grow up a little

I was thinking of doing it next year. I already missed tryouts but I was sick, so idk.

Original Android <3ers! said:
I was thinking of doing it next year. I already missed tryouts but I was sick, so idk.
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I would do it next year if i were you. It will give you time to grow, practice and get stronger. If your serious about playing football start working out everyday and after you workout put some protein powder in your drink and you will grow muscles faster than you can blink haha...but that stuff is some of the worst stuff i have ever tasted thats the only bad thing.

Lmaoo. I guess I'll try going back to that again. Well, didn't mean to hijack your Thread. Tell us more.
So. High school is cool?!

Austin021296 said:
I would do it next year if i were you. It will give you time to grow, practice and get stronger. If your serious about playing football start working out everyday and after you workout put some protein powder in your drink and you will grow muscles faster than you can blink haha...but that stuff is some of the worst stuff i have ever tasted thats the only bad thing.
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Steroids work well too.
Not that I condone the use of 'em.

Austin021296 said:
I would do it next year if i were you. It will give you time to grow, practice and get stronger. If your serious about playing football start working out everyday and after you workout put some protein powder in your drink and you will grow muscles faster than you can blink haha...but that stuff is some of the worst stuff i have ever tasted thats the only bad thing.
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u can buy flavored ones , basically its like hot chocolate but its cold
also , working out every day isnt gonna do good cuz u grow when u rest , and if u dont give it time to rest ... well yea
3-4 a week is good
also , steroids do kick ass but u got lotsa time on ur hands dont get too desperate to do that (yet)

I didn't mind high school as bad as jr.high..Hated jr.high.
I graduated in '04 and freshman getting picked on was the norm..Hell, still is there. Glad your one of the lucky kids that dosen't have to worry about it..lol
I realised that high school was like jail..Keep your head up and your mouth **** and you'll be ok.. Start messing with the jocks women and you WANT be ok..lol
I wish you luck and always remember..If there bigger then you..Kick em in the nuts..lol

Yeah high school was a time you didn't give a darn about anything
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Br0 NO LIE I SWEAAARRR! Last night I had this dream where I shouted out this sophmore girls name, and he heard me and he came running at me and bashed me into the locker and all and he had to whip my @$$ for hollerin' at his girl. NIGHTMARE!
And no, I'm too god for steroids. You're all ugly.

original android <3ers! said:
and no, i'm too god for steroids. <wat?> you're all ugly. <not true >
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Original Android <3ers! said:
Lmaoo. I guess I'll try going back to that again. Well, didn't mean to hijack your Thread. Tell us more.
So. High school is cool?!
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Na its alright i dont care but yeah like that other guy said keep your eyes open and your mouth shut till you get use to it... and dont mess wit the jocks gf
Best advice i have ever heard lol

Moment of Silence.

Let's all have a moment of silence for my teammate and close friend who was recently injured at practice today.
We were doing some Oklahoma's and he traded places with me in line, went up agains some kid, and landed on the ground with his leg sticking up in an uncorrect angle. Had to call the ambulance and everything.
I didn't like this kid at first, but lately, he's been really cool and we got pretty close, and I will miss him for the rest of the season.

That sucks. And I bet it hurts.
You've left us in the dark on how the team is doing?
good day.

chopper the dog said:
That sucks. And I bet it hurts.
You've left us in the dark on how the team is doing?
good day.
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I bet you it did.
B-Team is like, 1-3? And A-Team is like 0-4.

Sorry to hear that, ive broken my thumb once from football but thats nothing compared to that kid. on another note...
My highschool is best in the State (Washington) for football, state champions 3 years in a row, 4 Peat coming up

Thank God he's alright. It looked so bad but he only broke three bones. Well, maybe I should take out the only, but I'm just glad he'll be okay.

Do you realize you were supposed to be there? lol
Also pics pl0x

that does suck. Broke a kid's leg once in middle school football. I hit him low from one side, while another defender hit him high from the other. Tib/fib fracture. Only time I felt bad for hitting someone...

Yeah I know it was supposed to be me lol.
No. Some kid took pictures and sent them to some people, it's DISGUSTING! Who'd do that to a teammate?!
And yeah. He got tackled and his foot got stuck on the ground and his body turned.

Original Android <3ers! said:
No. Some kid took pictures and sent them to some people, it's DISGUSTING! Who'd do that to a teammate?!
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wat a pussi u are ..

I want to see the pics
Sent from my secret government phone.

jaszek said:
I want to see the pics
Sent from my secret government phone.
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I was going to post some pics from google to satisfy your thirst, but jesus, I've made myself sick.

Post em'.
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chopper the dog said:
Post em'.
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Nah, it wouldn't be right, I've got quite a strong stomach but some of them make me weazy, and wouldn't want others that don't to open up to them and throw up on their keyboard.

XperiaX10iUser said:
Nah, it wouldn't be right, I've got quite a strong stomach but some of them make me weazy, and wouldn't want others that don't to open up to them and throw up on their keyboard.
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lol Google it chopper no need to share

That's nasty. Guys when you see something like that, don't even take a picture. It's real talk disrespectful.

Original Android <3ers! said:
That's nasty. Guys when you see something like that, don't even take a picture. It's real talk disrespectful.
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no its called autopsy intended for medical reference , research and schooling purposes

And identifying which fractures to avoid.
good day.
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Aswell as satisfying the need for gore

[Q] Something happened to me...

Since this is off-topic...
Anyway, I wonder if any of you remember this song, it's a hip-hop one that says that the girl is like a broken record in his eyes and she keeps flashing in front of his eyeballs...
Well, I'm facing that problem now.
Anyone else had this problem before

if u remember an exact quote (about 5-6 words long should do) of the lyrics and its fairly popular u can try ur luck by pasting it in google with " " around it .

souljaboy said:
if u remember an exact quote (about 5-6 words long should do) of the lyrics and its fairly popular u can try ur luck by pasting it in google with " " around it .
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I don't think he's looking for the song title. He's having problems with females...or he's a photographer like me shooting the red carpet where you see only between the flashes. lol

souljaboy said:
if u remember an exact quote (about 5-6 words long should do) of the lyrics and its fairly popular u can try ur luck by pasting it in google with " " around it .
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No, it's not really about the song... although your response reminded me of a joke about a girl with a broken carburetor in here car, running home to find her husband cheating. She wrote to the local newspaper help column and the help column guy explained how to fix broken carburetors.
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I don't think he's looking for the song title. He's having problems with females...or he's a photographer like me shooting the red carpet where you see only between the flashes. lol
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Spot on brother. Thanks button clicked, although I'm gonna have a horribly distracted week. I just can't get her out of my mind. For all the right/wrong reasons.

jaszek said:
I don't think he's looking for the song title. He's having problems with females...or he's a photographer like me shooting the red carpet where you see only between the flashes. lol
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u know maybe ur rite

sakai4eva said:
Spot on brother. Thanks button clicked, although I'm gonna have a horribly distracted week. I just can't get her out of my mind. For all the right/wrong reasons.
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Don't worry man, the one I want is 4300 miles away. I feel your pain with the thinking and ****.

jaszek said:
Don't worry man, the one I want is 4300 miles away. I feel your pain with the thinking and ****.
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Lemme add onto the dilemma: the one running through my mind isn't mine.
Option A: 4,333 km away
Option B: Young, almost jail-bait young thing right in front of me.
Guess which is which

sakai4eva said:
Lemme add onto the dilemma: the one running through my mind isn't mine.
Option A: 4,333 km away
Option B: Young, almost jail-bait young thing right in front of me.
Guess which is which
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If its like mine I think its b.
The one I really want is here but she's young, not jailbait but young, and likes to play mind games.
The other one moved and now lives 750 miles away.

dkyle said:
If its like mine I think its b.
The one I really want is here but she's young, not jailbait but young, and likes to play mid games.
The other one moved and now lives 750 miles away.
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Option A is mine, and she went to Beijing 2.5 months after I came back to this city.
Option B has a sister who is watching over her. And eight years my junior. Oh, and she thinks I'm funny. And her smile is running through my mind.
Looks like we are facing the same problem. I dunno whether to smile or to cry.

sakai4eva said:
Option A is mine, and she went to Beijing 2.5 months after I came back to this city.
Option B has a sister who is watching over her. And eight years my junior. Oh, and she thinks I'm funny. And her smile is running through my mind.
Looks like we are facing the same problem. I dunno whether to smile or to cry.
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Sweet Love, All is fair in love and war

maheshpatel said:
Sweet Love, All is fair in love and war
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LOL
And I'm forgetting you're just an hour's train away from my GF. Mind consoling her while I go hunt my jailbait?
Mind you, she might get a bit racist, but she's crazy once you get to know her (!)
Yeah... all's fair in love and war. That's why Genghis Khan got castrated while trying to rape a princess from a country he conquered.

@ [OP]
Best of luck, I have that problem since August! And still having those "flashes"...

so many stalkers in this thread

Picture please

and here come the trolls

vmiguel said:
@ [OP]
Best of luck, I have that problem since August! And still having those "flashes"...
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Well, I have had it the first moment I saw option B, so...
souljaboy said:
so many stalkers in this thread
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Lulz. I wouldn't consider myself a stalker. I'd like to think of her as an invader of my mind/eyeballs.
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Picture please
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Beg moar? That would be very stalker-ish, especially considering that I'm trying to stabilize myself by not thinking of her.
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and here come the trolls
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Yeah... let's not descend into the level of madness... like the image board that must not be named (rules 1 & 2). You know what I mean

sakai4eva said:
Lulz. I wouldn't consider myself a stalker. I'd like to think of her as an invader of my mind/eyeballs.
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I'll have to remember this one. I like it, had a couple of those lately.

sakai4eva said:
Option A is mine, and she went to Beijing 2.5 months after I came back to this city.
Option B has a sister who is watching over her. And eight years my junior. Oh, and she thinks I'm funny. And her smile is running through my mind.
Looks like we are facing the same problem. I dunno whether to smile or to cry.
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I don't either. I usually just try to grin and bear it while trying not to beat my head against the wall.

dkyle said:
I don't either. I usually just try to grin and bear it while trying not to beat my head against the wall.
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Hahaha... was reading this article about invasive species... seems like the invaders almost always destroy the local ecosystem... and then the invaders keep thriving
I need a way of dealing with this...
p/s: This thread completely rooted out the immature peeps in XDA

sakai4eva said:
Hahaha... was reading this article about invasive species... seems like the invaders almost always destroy the local ecosystem... and then the invaders keep thriving
I need a way of dealing with this...
p/s: This thread completely rooted out the immature peeps in XDA
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Well I have to say I never thought of it like that, but they are good at invading my mind. They also seem to get better at it if I already have a girl. I'm not sure if that's my fault or if they do it on purpose. As for how to deal with it. I wish I knew how because so far it doesn't seem to be working.
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driving my son on his first date. need advice on etiquette

Tomorrow I'll be driving my 12 yr. old son on his first date to the movies and wanted some input from the wonderful community here.

I'm worried I'm gonna embarrass my son with his date. I'm old fashioned.

Haha don't worry about it too much, just make a lil small talk (What do your parents do, etc..) but DO NOT ask personal / questions about their relationship too much, and be 'cool'. Let him lead. You'll be fine
Sources: I'm a teen with rather embarrasing parents xD"

When I was 12, I did my homework, not go on dates. It's amazing how much this world is changing. Just drop him off at his 'girlfriends' house and drive away I guess? IDK what to say about this.

Thing O Doom said:
Haha don't worry about it too much, just make a lil small talk (What do your parents do, etc..) but DO NOT ask personal / questions about their relationship too much, and be 'cool'. Let him lead. You'll be fine
Sources: I'm a teen with rather embarrasing parents xD"
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Thanx! I think I can play the cool parent.
jaszek said:
When I was 12, I did my homework, not go on dates. It's amazing how much this world is changing. Just drop him off at his 'girlfriends' house and drive away I guess? IDK what to say about this.
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I know man. Times change.

Play the quiet and understated yet knowledgeable parent. My dad messed it up acting cool
And all that will happen on that so called 'date' is not much talking and the occasional immature throwing of popcorn. - I should know, im 15
AOKP 4 LYF

Crank up some Hawkwind on the radio and be all like " Damn you kids don't know what music is these days..." & other parenting cliches....

I'm a 35 year old father of two daughters....but I was raised with two brothers, one older and one younger.
My daughters are 6 and 1 1/2 years old.
Rewind to me being a man-slut at age 13....got my first bj on my birthday that year...the ensuing years were filled with uncertain debauchery...high school was an adventure. I never asked dad for anything.....well, I'll interrupt my story there since its rather typical....your kid is probably gonna get laid soon....are you gonna really be surprised?
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jaszek said:
When I was 12, I did my homework, not go on dates. It's amazing how much this world is changing. Just drop him off at his 'girlfriends' house and drive away I guess? IDK what to say about this.
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I agree.
Btw you can just drop him and go later to pick him up.
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Omni has a son??!! I thought he was a child.lol

deliriousDroid said:
Omni has a son??!! I thought he was a child.lol
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That'd just his mentally
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I'm sure I don't need to say this but.....
I think you'll be fine. I'm also sure that your son will be polite and nice to His date.
I hope He has fun. Oh, and take a pic (just one) of Him and His lucky date for posterity.
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Babydoll25 said:
I'm sure I don't need to say this but.....
I think you'll be fine. I'm also sure that your son will be polite and nice to His date.
I hope He has fun. Oh, and take a pic (just one) of Him and His lucky date for posterity.
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Yea and post it here!

BeardedB said:
Yea and post it here!
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+1
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deliriousDroid said:
Omni has a son??!! I thought he was a child.lol
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I embrace the child within me.. My wife tells me "When are you going to grow up?"
ps. Everything went without a hitch. I just told my son girls like details, you take care of the details, little things, and they will notice you. He took like a fish to water. He behaved like a gentleman and his date had a good time as well. Afterward, I took them to Starbucks and they were very happy. I'm very proud of my kid

Don't touch their date... Just minor Advise... Don't like some parent who actually put a limit into kid's date and make them feel very uncomfortable...

Kid's drink coffee at the age of 12 now?

Im 14 and i am at my girlfriends place every day.in her room.(now i will quietly leave your imagination to do its job)
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jaszek said:
Kid's drink coffee at the age of 12 now?
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Why not? And drink
AOKP 4 LYF

jaszek said:
Kid's drink coffee at the age of 12 now?
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This thread makes me feel old.....