Let's all have a moment of silence for my teammate and close friend who was recently injured at practice today.
We were doing some Oklahoma's and he traded places with me in line, went up agains some kid, and landed on the ground with his leg sticking up in an uncorrect angle. Had to call the ambulance and everything.
I didn't like this kid at first, but lately, he's been really cool and we got pretty close, and I will miss him for the rest of the season.
That sucks. And I bet it hurts.
You've left us in the dark on how the team is doing?
good day.
chopper the dog said:
That sucks. And I bet it hurts.
You've left us in the dark on how the team is doing?
good day.
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I bet you it did.
B-Team is like, 1-3? And A-Team is like 0-4.
Sorry to hear that, ive broken my thumb once from football but thats nothing compared to that kid. on another note...
My highschool is best in the State (Washington) for football, state champions 3 years in a row, 4 Peat coming up
Thank God he's alright. It looked so bad but he only broke three bones. Well, maybe I should take out the only, but I'm just glad he'll be okay.
Do you realize you were supposed to be there? lol
Also pics pl0x
that does suck. Broke a kid's leg once in middle school football. I hit him low from one side, while another defender hit him high from the other. Tib/fib fracture. Only time I felt bad for hitting someone...
Yeah I know it was supposed to be me lol.
No. Some kid took pictures and sent them to some people, it's DISGUSTING! Who'd do that to a teammate?!
And yeah. He got tackled and his foot got stuck on the ground and his body turned.
Original Android <3ers! said:
No. Some kid took pictures and sent them to some people, it's DISGUSTING! Who'd do that to a teammate?!
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wat a pussi u are ..
I want to see the pics
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I want to see the pics
Sent from my secret government phone.
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I was going to post some pics from google to satisfy your thirst, but jesus, I've made myself sick.
Post em'.
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Post em'.
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Nah, it wouldn't be right, I've got quite a strong stomach but some of them make me weazy, and wouldn't want others that don't to open up to them and throw up on their keyboard.
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Nah, it wouldn't be right, I've got quite a strong stomach but some of them make me weazy, and wouldn't want others that don't to open up to them and throw up on their keyboard.
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lol Google it chopper no need to share
That's nasty. Guys when you see something like that, don't even take a picture. It's real talk disrespectful.
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That's nasty. Guys when you see something like that, don't even take a picture. It's real talk disrespectful.
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no its called autopsy intended for medical reference , research and schooling purposes
And identifying which fractures to avoid.
good day.
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Aswell as satisfying the need for gore
Related
So I'm getting married in 2 months and I'm a T-Mo rep so in essence I live and breath phones. It's just my thing I've been a phone nerd since I started working at T-Mo and got my first Dash. So I was taking a nap before I needed to head to work this afternoon and had a crazy ass dream. I dreamed about my wedding. At some point I was talking with the preacher who is to officiate the wedding and he told me I couldn't get married because he doesn't do 2.1 weddings. My immediate reaction was in shock asking him why he wasn't compatible with Google's Android 2.1 build and if I really had to revert to 1.6 to have the wedding done. Yeah I know weird but I woke up laughing and realizing I might have a problem..
hahahaha You should make a pitch of it and send it to hollywood!
"the Android wedding"
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So I'm getting married in 2 months and I'm a T-Mo rep so in essence I live and breath phones. It's just my thing I've been a phone nerd since I started working at T-Mo and got my first Dash. So I was taking a nap before I needed to head to work this afternoon and had a crazy ass dream. I dreamed about my wedding. At some point I was talking with the preacher who is to officiate the wedding and he told me I couldn't get married because he doesn't do 2.1 weddings. My immediate reaction was in shock asking him why he wasn't compatible with Google's Android 2.1 build and if I really had to revert to 1.6 to have the wedding done. Yeah I know weird but I woke up laughing and realizing I might have a problem..
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That's different
I'm wondering if you "future" wife to be knows about your adiction to XDA and phones
oh she is very aware of it. She wanted to buy a Cliq when she last had an upgrade and I refused to let her get a phone that has practically no real devs supporting it and got her a MT3G instead. She came home last night around 10pm and asked if I'd eaten I replied with "no" and her immediate response was, "well you could always eat one of your phones, they got that donut, eclair stuff on them, right?"
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oh she is very aware of it. She wanted to buy a Cliq when she last had an upgrade and I refused to let her get a phone that has practically no real devs supporting it and got her a MT3G instead. She came home last night around 10pm and asked if I'd eaten I replied with "no" and her immediate response was, "well you could always eat one of your phones, they got that donut, eclair stuff on them, right?"
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That's funny! she sounds like a keeper
Fasho. Lmaoo. Donut Eclair stuff. I think another person has been infected with the Epidemic of ORD. Can I get a Holla back?
lol, love it!
Gotta love crazy messed up dreams!
Damn... why always girls are jeleaous of XDA and our stuff? the car... the phone... the PC... the dog... the house...
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Damn... why always girls are jeleaous of XDA and our stuff? the car... the phone... the PC... the dog... the house...
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Yeap, that's my wife....We will never understand them....
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Yeap, that's my wife....We will never understand them....
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No. We understand them, they don't understand how good an All Head Shot Kill Streak on MW2 is.
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No. We understand them, they don't understand how good an All Head Shot Kill Streak on MW2 is.
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I actually started laughing at this in my office.... maybe I should get back to work...
it is very true though, my fianceé never understands the complexities involved in getting a killstreak greater then 3... typical...
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I actually started laughing at this in my office.... maybe I should get back to work...
it is very true though, my fianceé never understands the complexities involved in getting a killstreak greater then 3... typical...
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EXACTLY! HARD AS CRAP! And when you miss and you throw the controller and move about like a retard crying, they look at you like your crazy.
GIRL PLEASE!
Red means I had to censorship myself.
lol, its worse when I start telling myself to aim up, or, if I make game me look up, and do the same in person, or, even worse, start insulting myself for missing a shot! (I play with sound off a lot so I don't wake my little girl when she is sleeping, so someone has to insult me! [Apart from the missus....])
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EXACTLY! HARD AS CRAP! And when you miss and you throw the controller and move about like a retard crying, they look at you like your crazy.
GIRL PLEASE!
Red means I had to censorship myself.
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My girlfriend is totally the opposite. she lets me play or be on my gadgets whenever i want. even she has interests in them =)
Wow!! You guys do have a lot of free time
and djteotancolis...you have a girlfriend??
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Wow!! You guys do have a lot of free time
and djteotancolis...you have a girlfriend??
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I have a lot of free time it's the half term in england for me!!!!!!!!!
all the time in the world
no not really went for such a long bike ride in the morning so so so tired and it's only 6 here!
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Wow!! You guys do have a lot of free time
and djteotancolis...you have a girlfriend??
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ummm why? i'm not icky like you
djteotancolis said:
ummm why? i'm not icky like you
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You can only wish to be as good looking and smart as yours truly
Hello dj
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You can only wish to be as good looking and smart as yours truly
Hello dj
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atleast i know i'm better lookin than you and have a better life
hahahahaha hey people i know how orb goes around the forums without it saying he's online and i can do it and am doing it now!!!
This is random but does anyone else have arachnophobia? p (Fear of spiders etc. )
Yes. My daughter.
I do have Coulrophobia
I was gonna be mean and post a pic of a spider but that would be cruel.
Once I kill em' I am at ease.
good day.
When they are far away, I try not noticing them, hoping they won't notice me too LOL.
But I had one really big just above my bed. Luckily my mum was at home .
So ye, I hate spiders. I'd rather kill flies and not have spiders, than opposite :/.
my wife is. I have a big one hanging on my stairs
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I was gonna be mean and post a pic of a spider but that would be cruel.
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Haha thank you for doing the right thing jimjam
chopper the dog said:
Once I kill em' I am at ease.
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Haha too true
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When they are far away, I try not noticing them, hoping they won't notice me too LOL.
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Aha same you are too lucky that your mom was home. Too
I freak out when I see a spider, but not a holy jesus kinda way. I just get a bottle and release them far far away from my house.
I do! totally scared of spiders, be it small or big. Can't even have a peace of mind until the one I saw is dead but don't do the killing stuffs because I can't do it even in other tiny crawling things. So lucky that in our new place I haven't seen any of it or maybe I just didn't notice them and they're just hiding from underneath any of our furnitures, so scared now by just thinking of it, and now I am getting paranoid.
yes i have too. i hate tarantulas
by the way if you want to rent a car in izmir you shoul better if u visit Ebrar oto kiralama!
there freak me out , even thinking of them freaks me out
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I do! But not tarantulas! I love them in fact.
Its the ones with small thin legs, even though they are pretty big that gets me.
Having said that, my fear of spiders has nothing on my fear of waterfalls.
I can cope with a spider running along the floor.
But I have a panic attack and start crying my eyes out at video's of waterfalls! I latterly freeze up when I see a real waterfall.
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Haha lol miss read that befor haha
. Dude, I also hate spiders, but I honestly fear most cockroaches..(I'm a sissy and I jump like a kangaroo when I see them...don't know why)
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. Dude, I also hate spiders, but I honestly fear most cockroaches..(I'm a sissy and I jump like a kangaroo when I see them...don't know why)
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ahah LoL so you go and get a pic of them
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ahah LoL so you go and get a pic of them
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Yes, do you see the angle I took the picture LoL?....dude it looks like I used the hubble!...far..far..far away.
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Yes, do you see the angle I took the picture LoL?....dude it looks like I used the hubble!...far..far..far away.
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Haha Lol
Since this is off-topic...
Anyway, I wonder if any of you remember this song, it's a hip-hop one that says that the girl is like a broken record in his eyes and she keeps flashing in front of his eyeballs...
Well, I'm facing that problem now.
Anyone else had this problem before
if u remember an exact quote (about 5-6 words long should do) of the lyrics and its fairly popular u can try ur luck by pasting it in google with " " around it .
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if u remember an exact quote (about 5-6 words long should do) of the lyrics and its fairly popular u can try ur luck by pasting it in google with " " around it .
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I don't think he's looking for the song title. He's having problems with females...or he's a photographer like me shooting the red carpet where you see only between the flashes. lol
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if u remember an exact quote (about 5-6 words long should do) of the lyrics and its fairly popular u can try ur luck by pasting it in google with " " around it .
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No, it's not really about the song... although your response reminded me of a joke about a girl with a broken carburetor in here car, running home to find her husband cheating. She wrote to the local newspaper help column and the help column guy explained how to fix broken carburetors.
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I don't think he's looking for the song title. He's having problems with females...or he's a photographer like me shooting the red carpet where you see only between the flashes. lol
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Spot on brother. Thanks button clicked, although I'm gonna have a horribly distracted week. I just can't get her out of my mind. For all the right/wrong reasons.
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I don't think he's looking for the song title. He's having problems with females...or he's a photographer like me shooting the red carpet where you see only between the flashes. lol
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u know maybe ur rite
sakai4eva said:
Spot on brother. Thanks button clicked, although I'm gonna have a horribly distracted week. I just can't get her out of my mind. For all the right/wrong reasons.
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Don't worry man, the one I want is 4300 miles away. I feel your pain with the thinking and ****.
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Don't worry man, the one I want is 4300 miles away. I feel your pain with the thinking and ****.
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Lemme add onto the dilemma: the one running through my mind isn't mine.
Option A: 4,333 km away
Option B: Young, almost jail-bait young thing right in front of me.
Guess which is which
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Lemme add onto the dilemma: the one running through my mind isn't mine.
Option A: 4,333 km away
Option B: Young, almost jail-bait young thing right in front of me.
Guess which is which
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If its like mine I think its b.
The one I really want is here but she's young, not jailbait but young, and likes to play mind games.
The other one moved and now lives 750 miles away.
dkyle said:
If its like mine I think its b.
The one I really want is here but she's young, not jailbait but young, and likes to play mid games.
The other one moved and now lives 750 miles away.
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Option A is mine, and she went to Beijing 2.5 months after I came back to this city.
Option B has a sister who is watching over her. And eight years my junior. Oh, and she thinks I'm funny. And her smile is running through my mind.
Looks like we are facing the same problem. I dunno whether to smile or to cry.
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Option A is mine, and she went to Beijing 2.5 months after I came back to this city.
Option B has a sister who is watching over her. And eight years my junior. Oh, and she thinks I'm funny. And her smile is running through my mind.
Looks like we are facing the same problem. I dunno whether to smile or to cry.
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Sweet Love, All is fair in love and war
maheshpatel said:
Sweet Love, All is fair in love and war
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LOL
And I'm forgetting you're just an hour's train away from my GF. Mind consoling her while I go hunt my jailbait?
Mind you, she might get a bit racist, but she's crazy once you get to know her (!)
Yeah... all's fair in love and war. That's why Genghis Khan got castrated while trying to rape a princess from a country he conquered.
@ [OP]
Best of luck, I have that problem since August! And still having those "flashes"...
so many stalkers in this thread
Picture please
and here come the trolls
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@ [OP]
Best of luck, I have that problem since August! And still having those "flashes"...
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Well, I have had it the first moment I saw option B, so...
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Lulz. I wouldn't consider myself a stalker. I'd like to think of her as an invader of my mind/eyeballs.
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Picture please
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Beg moar? That would be very stalker-ish, especially considering that I'm trying to stabilize myself by not thinking of her.
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and here come the trolls
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Yeah... let's not descend into the level of madness... like the image board that must not be named (rules 1 & 2). You know what I mean
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Lulz. I wouldn't consider myself a stalker. I'd like to think of her as an invader of my mind/eyeballs.
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I'll have to remember this one. I like it, had a couple of those lately.
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Option A is mine, and she went to Beijing 2.5 months after I came back to this city.
Option B has a sister who is watching over her. And eight years my junior. Oh, and she thinks I'm funny. And her smile is running through my mind.
Looks like we are facing the same problem. I dunno whether to smile or to cry.
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I don't either. I usually just try to grin and bear it while trying not to beat my head against the wall.
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I don't either. I usually just try to grin and bear it while trying not to beat my head against the wall.
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Hahaha... was reading this article about invasive species... seems like the invaders almost always destroy the local ecosystem... and then the invaders keep thriving
I need a way of dealing with this...
p/s: This thread completely rooted out the immature peeps in XDA
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Hahaha... was reading this article about invasive species... seems like the invaders almost always destroy the local ecosystem... and then the invaders keep thriving
I need a way of dealing with this...
p/s: This thread completely rooted out the immature peeps in XDA
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Well I have to say I never thought of it like that, but they are good at invading my mind. They also seem to get better at it if I already have a girl. I'm not sure if that's my fault or if they do it on purpose. As for how to deal with it. I wish I knew how because so far it doesn't seem to be working.
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Do you think that, too?
Quite the opposite, i reckon they're still not used enough. Of course it's become easier to do online but people are still reserved and reticent to be polite to strangers. Natural reaction i guess. Perhaps the fact that people are being polite online may carry over to real life eventually?
Personally i've always found myself being awkward in real life social situations and heartfelt stuff just makes it worse. Gotta be drunk for that stuff! No such problem saying Thanks, please, sorry etc on here though.
I don't think the mods will like that. A "thank you" is a thing you'll have to deserve.
I will however 'Thank' any currently serving, or previously serving, member of any of the Armed Services on principal.
Should the OP decide to enlist and serve his Queen and Country i will be the first to hit that button!
Luckily for you, i am the queen Now, let's get f-ed up gentlemen!
I hate Justin bayber, will you thank me?
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WTS thanks hitting. 1$ each. pm me
(kidding don't ban me)
But that doesn't help when you secretly have a crush on Rebecca Black. So no, i can't thank you yet.
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Luckily for you, i am the queen Now, let's get f-ed up gentlemen!
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Hear, hear!
Cheers!
Edit: Can i borrow a couple of your commonwealth countries for the weekend? Nothing important...perhaps Canada & Australia? I promise to return them in good condition!
If you have kids then you know what Im talking about.. Sorry loses its meaning very VERY fast... lol
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If you have kids then you know what Im talking about.. Sorry loses its meaning very VERY fast... lol
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Lulz! So you feel like you're being played? Kids are masters at manipulation and will stop at nothing! The two 'angels' that i share a house with know exactly how to wrap me in knots.
Bless 'em. (They're not mine so i only have to digest them in bite sized chunks).
When i was younger i had terrible trouble admitting when i was wrong. I would defend my argument long after it had stopped being logical. I think that's common too. It stings the pride. I'm glad i'm not like that any more.
LOL! The 4 year old is the worst.. she runs her mom. her brother and her sister.. I try to keep it together... but damn... she knows all the tricks!
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LOL! The 4 year old is the worst.. she runs her mom. her brother and her sister.. I try to keep it together... but damn... she knows all the tricks!
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The ones here are 4 (boy) and 5 (girl) and boy does she think she's the boss! My landlord is the most patient people person i've ever known, and is far too kind to be a disciplinarian, (he took me in after all), but she takes every advantage of the fact.
"Daughter of mine, you're going to bed soon so turn off that computer and go brush your teeth".
"No daddy, we don't go to bed at this time and i will play this some more, and then i will watch television for a while...", in the sweetest voice imaginable, as if she's explaining the way things are to a total idiot.
I love it! She always does what i ask her though.
They could be the most important words ever spoken to a person
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Guys,
I forgot my wife's Birthday what should i do to make upto her?
Sign the divorce papers.
A new Mercedes or a diamond necklace should suffice.
And do mark the date on your calender for next year. lol.
A cookbook.
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A cookbook.
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Ahh more sandwich recipies, I like your style.
Signing a death certificate is a better option LOL...
Come on guys a cookbook is not a option. Although i would love that sandwichs.
dude
Romantic dinner that you cooked for her?
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Run.
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ever been a time she forgot yours?
Quasimodem said:
ever been a time she forgot yours?
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Never... To make things worse i asked her to silent her mobile at 12 in night, as she was getting messages obviously... How stupid of me.
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Never...
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dang... you coulda used that... anything laying around looks like you just bought it?
Someting you could get for yourself, a good whore. Cause you ain't getting any for quite some time dude.
Don't bother with craigslist, torn up hoes. You need something to take your mind off the impending doom.
I know divorce ain't easy, I've been there. Watch War Of The Roses to get an idea. And take that advice for the next marriage.
Good luck.
A kitten. And cry saying that you couldn't find the right kitten for her in time for her birthday. Get the tears flowing.
Depending on your timezone the days not over yet... say you gotta take a dump you'll be right back... go pick something up... play it off...
Not sent from your phone...
Quasimodem said:
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LOL
Don't matter
I've tried that card
...bout all you do now is grovel on the floor for scraps of forgiveness.
It's a slow and painful recovery my friend...slow and painful...
Plus it's one her favor take it from a 30 year man here...her's count yours don't.
Pretend to have a heart attack and when you're in the emergency room, explain everything to the doctor. Your wife comes in to see you and there you are in a hospital bed with a present for her.
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A kitten. And cry saying that you couldn't find the right kitten for her in time for her birthday. Get the tears flowing.
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http://www.amazon.com/Kryolan-Tear-...1356237530&sr=8-1&keywords=kryolan+tear+stick
vasoline works for Glenn Beck
Invest in a lead codpiece.
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
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Invest in a lead codpiece.
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
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Ever heard of lead poisoning? A trauma plate is clearly what's needed.