This is random but does anyone else have arachnophobia? p (Fear of spiders etc. )
Yes. My daughter.
I do have Coulrophobia
I was gonna be mean and post a pic of a spider but that would be cruel.
Once I kill em' I am at ease.
good day.
When they are far away, I try not noticing them, hoping they won't notice me too LOL.
But I had one really big just above my bed. Luckily my mum was at home .
So ye, I hate spiders. I'd rather kill flies and not have spiders, than opposite :/.
my wife is. I have a big one hanging on my stairs
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JimJam707 said:
I was gonna be mean and post a pic of a spider but that would be cruel.
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Haha thank you for doing the right thing jimjam
chopper the dog said:
Once I kill em' I am at ease.
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Haha too true
OndraSter said:
When they are far away, I try not noticing them, hoping they won't notice me too LOL.
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Aha same you are too lucky that your mom was home. Too
I freak out when I see a spider, but not a holy jesus kinda way. I just get a bottle and release them far far away from my house.
I do! totally scared of spiders, be it small or big. Can't even have a peace of mind until the one I saw is dead but don't do the killing stuffs because I can't do it even in other tiny crawling things. So lucky that in our new place I haven't seen any of it or maybe I just didn't notice them and they're just hiding from underneath any of our furnitures, so scared now by just thinking of it, and now I am getting paranoid.
yes i have too. i hate tarantulas
by the way if you want to rent a car in izmir you shoul better if u visit Ebrar oto kiralama!
there freak me out , even thinking of them freaks me out
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I do! But not tarantulas! I love them in fact.
Its the ones with small thin legs, even though they are pretty big that gets me.
Having said that, my fear of spiders has nothing on my fear of waterfalls.
I can cope with a spider running along the floor.
But I have a panic attack and start crying my eyes out at video's of waterfalls! I latterly freeze up when I see a real waterfall.
Mr. Clown said:
I do have Coulrophobia
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Haha lol miss read that befor haha
. Dude, I also hate spiders, but I honestly fear most cockroaches..(I'm a sissy and I jump like a kangaroo when I see them...don't know why)
Mr. Clown said:
. Dude, I also hate spiders, but I honestly fear most cockroaches..(I'm a sissy and I jump like a kangaroo when I see them...don't know why)
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ahah LoL so you go and get a pic of them
MacaronyMax said:
ahah LoL so you go and get a pic of them
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Yes, do you see the angle I took the picture LoL?....dude it looks like I used the hubble!...far..far..far away.
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Yes, do you see the angle I took the picture LoL?....dude it looks like I used the hubble!...far..far..far away.
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Haha Lol
Related
I don't particularly like apple and their fanboys but this guy takes it to the next level. hahaha one of the best vids I've seen on youtube hands down. Good for laughs
**iPhone 3GS shot and burned**
PS: this is not for iPhone loving folk
Lol!!!
Hahaha!
That is sometinhg I wanna do as a relax therapy
Wicked that was pure revenge
thnx origin81 BRB, i got to shock someone on facebook
*where is the devil icon???
ingerasu said:
thnx origin81 BRB, i got to shock someone on facebook
*where is the devil icon???
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I bet somewhere an apple fanboy is weeping in a corner
Ooh! I did enjoy that!
Thank you. That made my day. I cannot wait to show this to my all things Apple loving brother. The look on his face is going to be priceless.
That's a good on about Apple...LOL
Brilliant!
I think i seen tears welling up in my brothers eyes when he watched it.
Shawn80 said:
I think i seen tears welling up in my brothers eyes when he watched it.
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hAHAHA...
but i do think that is totally a retard job, i think he should have given it to me rather than....
samy.3660 said:
hAHAHA...
but i do think that is totally a retard job, i think he should have given it to me rather than....
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Considering how bad the economy is right now. I would have sold that sucker to someone before shooting it. I mean, does he not have bills to pay? Because i have a stack of em.
Well... after seen this video i can consider a good plus to the iphone....
works like a charm... as a BULLSEYE!!!! three shots!!! and the first dont dissasemble it
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Well... after seen this video i can consider a good plus to the iphone....
works like a charm... as a BULLSEYE!!!! three shots!!! and the first dont dissasemble it
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Bang on!!! Actually it does more good to the iphone image than deteriorate it. The first shot does not disassemble it, Man what a quality, i am sure HTC would have been in pieces....
samy.3660 said:
Bang on!!! Actually it does more good to the iphone image than deteriorate it. The first shot does not disassemble it, Man what a quality, i am sure HTC would have been in pieces....
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I imagine a HTC of the same dimentions would be the same has to do with velocity
what a damn idiot the guy is...he should've tried the beretta on his left arm...or knee
An HTC user would never do that!!
Only iphoney user could have done that, or even just to gain more publicity...
Anyway I like the way it destroys!!! one shot or 2 or whaetver
All thats left is to do that to ppl from the mac commercials.
LOL
Right up there with this one ...
PC vs MAC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEAGmBRC1dc
Let's all have a moment of silence for my teammate and close friend who was recently injured at practice today.
We were doing some Oklahoma's and he traded places with me in line, went up agains some kid, and landed on the ground with his leg sticking up in an uncorrect angle. Had to call the ambulance and everything.
I didn't like this kid at first, but lately, he's been really cool and we got pretty close, and I will miss him for the rest of the season.
That sucks. And I bet it hurts.
You've left us in the dark on how the team is doing?
good day.
chopper the dog said:
That sucks. And I bet it hurts.
You've left us in the dark on how the team is doing?
good day.
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I bet you it did.
B-Team is like, 1-3? And A-Team is like 0-4.
Sorry to hear that, ive broken my thumb once from football but thats nothing compared to that kid. on another note...
My highschool is best in the State (Washington) for football, state champions 3 years in a row, 4 Peat coming up
Thank God he's alright. It looked so bad but he only broke three bones. Well, maybe I should take out the only, but I'm just glad he'll be okay.
Do you realize you were supposed to be there? lol
Also pics pl0x
that does suck. Broke a kid's leg once in middle school football. I hit him low from one side, while another defender hit him high from the other. Tib/fib fracture. Only time I felt bad for hitting someone...
Yeah I know it was supposed to be me lol.
No. Some kid took pictures and sent them to some people, it's DISGUSTING! Who'd do that to a teammate?!
And yeah. He got tackled and his foot got stuck on the ground and his body turned.
Original Android <3ers! said:
No. Some kid took pictures and sent them to some people, it's DISGUSTING! Who'd do that to a teammate?!
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wat a pussi u are ..
I want to see the pics
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jaszek said:
I want to see the pics
Sent from my secret government phone.
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I was going to post some pics from google to satisfy your thirst, but jesus, I've made myself sick.
Post em'.
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chopper the dog said:
Post em'.
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Nah, it wouldn't be right, I've got quite a strong stomach but some of them make me weazy, and wouldn't want others that don't to open up to them and throw up on their keyboard.
XperiaX10iUser said:
Nah, it wouldn't be right, I've got quite a strong stomach but some of them make me weazy, and wouldn't want others that don't to open up to them and throw up on their keyboard.
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lol Google it chopper no need to share
That's nasty. Guys when you see something like that, don't even take a picture. It's real talk disrespectful.
Original Android <3ers! said:
That's nasty. Guys when you see something like that, don't even take a picture. It's real talk disrespectful.
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no its called autopsy intended for medical reference , research and schooling purposes
And identifying which fractures to avoid.
good day.
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Aswell as satisfying the need for gore
So prepare yourself.. You are about to watch Beyoncé
ROFL
Watch the FULL vid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_lrKhmx2WU
If you don't find this funny.. There is something wrong with you
Another good vid,
Dancing Office Guy
My Humps
I'll bet the Beyoncé dude is the biggest homophobe on the construction site.
And thanks for getting 'ooomm dada, ooomm dodo" back in my head.
good day.
chopper the dog said:
I'll bet the Beyoncé dude is the biggest homophobe on the construction site.
And thanks for getting 'ooomm dada, ooomm dodo" back in my head.
good day.
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lol. <My one word
So funny ,I can't think what about his room and floor.
Added my humps lol
I'am a single laday, I'm single lady lol )
karumi said:
I'am a single laday, I'm single lady lol )
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hahahahaha
Thanks, needed that laugh
From a phone on an app
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????? It took me about three months to get rid of the Trolol video and now this!!
Where's my home labatomy kit?? BRB!!
why do that? just why?! sick and not very funny :O
LMFAO
Haha reminds me of cam from modern family
Where does he buy his clothes from
Edit: Panda's only saying that because he thout he'd destroyed this video but we've found it lol jk
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Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????? It took me about three months to get rid of the Trolol video and now this!!
Where's my home labatomy kit?? BRB!!
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You gotta admit, it is pretty funny!
Since this is off-topic...
Anyway, I wonder if any of you remember this song, it's a hip-hop one that says that the girl is like a broken record in his eyes and she keeps flashing in front of his eyeballs...
Well, I'm facing that problem now.
Anyone else had this problem before
if u remember an exact quote (about 5-6 words long should do) of the lyrics and its fairly popular u can try ur luck by pasting it in google with " " around it .
souljaboy said:
if u remember an exact quote (about 5-6 words long should do) of the lyrics and its fairly popular u can try ur luck by pasting it in google with " " around it .
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I don't think he's looking for the song title. He's having problems with females...or he's a photographer like me shooting the red carpet where you see only between the flashes. lol
souljaboy said:
if u remember an exact quote (about 5-6 words long should do) of the lyrics and its fairly popular u can try ur luck by pasting it in google with " " around it .
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No, it's not really about the song... although your response reminded me of a joke about a girl with a broken carburetor in here car, running home to find her husband cheating. She wrote to the local newspaper help column and the help column guy explained how to fix broken carburetors.
jaszek said:
I don't think he's looking for the song title. He's having problems with females...or he's a photographer like me shooting the red carpet where you see only between the flashes. lol
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Spot on brother. Thanks button clicked, although I'm gonna have a horribly distracted week. I just can't get her out of my mind. For all the right/wrong reasons.
jaszek said:
I don't think he's looking for the song title. He's having problems with females...or he's a photographer like me shooting the red carpet where you see only between the flashes. lol
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u know maybe ur rite
sakai4eva said:
Spot on brother. Thanks button clicked, although I'm gonna have a horribly distracted week. I just can't get her out of my mind. For all the right/wrong reasons.
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Don't worry man, the one I want is 4300 miles away. I feel your pain with the thinking and ****.
jaszek said:
Don't worry man, the one I want is 4300 miles away. I feel your pain with the thinking and ****.
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Lemme add onto the dilemma: the one running through my mind isn't mine.
Option A: 4,333 km away
Option B: Young, almost jail-bait young thing right in front of me.
Guess which is which
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Lemme add onto the dilemma: the one running through my mind isn't mine.
Option A: 4,333 km away
Option B: Young, almost jail-bait young thing right in front of me.
Guess which is which
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If its like mine I think its b.
The one I really want is here but she's young, not jailbait but young, and likes to play mind games.
The other one moved and now lives 750 miles away.
dkyle said:
If its like mine I think its b.
The one I really want is here but she's young, not jailbait but young, and likes to play mid games.
The other one moved and now lives 750 miles away.
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Option A is mine, and she went to Beijing 2.5 months after I came back to this city.
Option B has a sister who is watching over her. And eight years my junior. Oh, and she thinks I'm funny. And her smile is running through my mind.
Looks like we are facing the same problem. I dunno whether to smile or to cry.
sakai4eva said:
Option A is mine, and she went to Beijing 2.5 months after I came back to this city.
Option B has a sister who is watching over her. And eight years my junior. Oh, and she thinks I'm funny. And her smile is running through my mind.
Looks like we are facing the same problem. I dunno whether to smile or to cry.
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Sweet Love, All is fair in love and war
maheshpatel said:
Sweet Love, All is fair in love and war
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LOL
And I'm forgetting you're just an hour's train away from my GF. Mind consoling her while I go hunt my jailbait?
Mind you, she might get a bit racist, but she's crazy once you get to know her (!)
Yeah... all's fair in love and war. That's why Genghis Khan got castrated while trying to rape a princess from a country he conquered.
@ [OP]
Best of luck, I have that problem since August! And still having those "flashes"...
so many stalkers in this thread
Picture please
and here come the trolls
vmiguel said:
@ [OP]
Best of luck, I have that problem since August! And still having those "flashes"...
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Well, I have had it the first moment I saw option B, so...
souljaboy said:
so many stalkers in this thread
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Lulz. I wouldn't consider myself a stalker. I'd like to think of her as an invader of my mind/eyeballs.
johncmolyneux said:
Picture please
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Beg moar? That would be very stalker-ish, especially considering that I'm trying to stabilize myself by not thinking of her.
RD274 said:
and here come the trolls
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Yeah... let's not descend into the level of madness... like the image board that must not be named (rules 1 & 2). You know what I mean
sakai4eva said:
Lulz. I wouldn't consider myself a stalker. I'd like to think of her as an invader of my mind/eyeballs.
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I'll have to remember this one. I like it, had a couple of those lately.
sakai4eva said:
Option A is mine, and she went to Beijing 2.5 months after I came back to this city.
Option B has a sister who is watching over her. And eight years my junior. Oh, and she thinks I'm funny. And her smile is running through my mind.
Looks like we are facing the same problem. I dunno whether to smile or to cry.
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I don't either. I usually just try to grin and bear it while trying not to beat my head against the wall.
dkyle said:
I don't either. I usually just try to grin and bear it while trying not to beat my head against the wall.
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Hahaha... was reading this article about invasive species... seems like the invaders almost always destroy the local ecosystem... and then the invaders keep thriving
I need a way of dealing with this...
p/s: This thread completely rooted out the immature peeps in XDA
sakai4eva said:
Hahaha... was reading this article about invasive species... seems like the invaders almost always destroy the local ecosystem... and then the invaders keep thriving
I need a way of dealing with this...
p/s: This thread completely rooted out the immature peeps in XDA
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Well I have to say I never thought of it like that, but they are good at invading my mind. They also seem to get better at it if I already have a girl. I'm not sure if that's my fault or if they do it on purpose. As for how to deal with it. I wish I knew how because so far it doesn't seem to be working.
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Guys,
I forgot my wife's Birthday what should i do to make upto her?
Sign the divorce papers.
A new Mercedes or a diamond necklace should suffice.
And do mark the date on your calender for next year. lol.
A cookbook.
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A cookbook.
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Ahh more sandwich recipies, I like your style.
Signing a death certificate is a better option LOL...
Come on guys a cookbook is not a option. Although i would love that sandwichs.
dude
Romantic dinner that you cooked for her?
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Run.
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ever been a time she forgot yours?
Quasimodem said:
ever been a time she forgot yours?
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Never... To make things worse i asked her to silent her mobile at 12 in night, as she was getting messages obviously... How stupid of me.
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Never...
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dang... you coulda used that... anything laying around looks like you just bought it?
Someting you could get for yourself, a good whore. Cause you ain't getting any for quite some time dude.
Don't bother with craigslist, torn up hoes. You need something to take your mind off the impending doom.
I know divorce ain't easy, I've been there. Watch War Of The Roses to get an idea. And take that advice for the next marriage.
Good luck.
A kitten. And cry saying that you couldn't find the right kitten for her in time for her birthday. Get the tears flowing.
Depending on your timezone the days not over yet... say you gotta take a dump you'll be right back... go pick something up... play it off...
Not sent from your phone...
Quasimodem said:
ever been a time she forgot yours?
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LOL
Don't matter
I've tried that card
...bout all you do now is grovel on the floor for scraps of forgiveness.
It's a slow and painful recovery my friend...slow and painful...
Plus it's one her favor take it from a 30 year man here...her's count yours don't.
Pretend to have a heart attack and when you're in the emergency room, explain everything to the doctor. Your wife comes in to see you and there you are in a hospital bed with a present for her.
veeman said:
A kitten. And cry saying that you couldn't find the right kitten for her in time for her birthday. Get the tears flowing.
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http://www.amazon.com/Kryolan-Tear-...1356237530&sr=8-1&keywords=kryolan+tear+stick
vasoline works for Glenn Beck
Invest in a lead codpiece.
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Invest in a lead codpiece.
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
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Ever heard of lead poisoning? A trauma plate is clearly what's needed.