Single Ladies? Fat guy.. What? - Off-topic

So prepare yourself.. You are about to watch Beyoncé
ROFL
Watch the FULL vid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_lrKhmx2WU
If you don't find this funny.. There is something wrong with you
Another good vid,
Dancing Office Guy
My Humps

I'll bet the Beyoncé dude is the biggest homophobe on the construction site.
And thanks for getting 'ooomm dada, ooomm dodo" back in my head.
good day.

chopper the dog said:
I'll bet the Beyoncé dude is the biggest homophobe on the construction site.
And thanks for getting 'ooomm dada, ooomm dodo" back in my head.
good day.
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lol. <My one word

So funny ,I can't think what about his room and floor.

Added my humps lol

I'am a single laday, I'm single lady lol )

karumi said:
I'am a single laday, I'm single lady lol )
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hahahahaha

Thanks, needed that laugh
From a phone on an app

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????? It took me about three months to get rid of the Trolol video and now this!!
Where's my home labatomy kit?? BRB!!

why do that? just why?! sick and not very funny :O

LMFAO
Haha reminds me of cam from modern family
Where does he buy his clothes from
Edit: Panda's only saying that because he thout he'd destroyed this video but we've found it lol jk

M_T_M said:
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????? It took me about three months to get rid of the Trolol video and now this!!
Where's my home labatomy kit?? BRB!!
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You gotta admit, it is pretty funny!

Related

LOL awesome vid

I don't particularly like apple and their fanboys but this guy takes it to the next level. hahaha one of the best vids I've seen on youtube hands down. Good for laughs
**iPhone 3GS shot and burned**
PS: this is not for iPhone loving folk
Lol!!!
Hahaha!
That is sometinhg I wanna do as a relax therapy
Wicked that was pure revenge
thnx origin81 BRB, i got to shock someone on facebook
*where is the devil icon???
ingerasu said:
thnx origin81 BRB, i got to shock someone on facebook
*where is the devil icon???
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I bet somewhere an apple fanboy is weeping in a corner
Ooh! I did enjoy that!
Thank you. That made my day. I cannot wait to show this to my all things Apple loving brother. The look on his face is going to be priceless.
That's a good on about Apple...LOL
Brilliant!
I think i seen tears welling up in my brothers eyes when he watched it.
Shawn80 said:
I think i seen tears welling up in my brothers eyes when he watched it.
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hAHAHA...
but i do think that is totally a retard job, i think he should have given it to me rather than....
samy.3660 said:
hAHAHA...
but i do think that is totally a retard job, i think he should have given it to me rather than....
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Considering how bad the economy is right now. I would have sold that sucker to someone before shooting it. I mean, does he not have bills to pay? Because i have a stack of em.
Well... after seen this video i can consider a good plus to the iphone....
works like a charm... as a BULLSEYE!!!! three shots!!! and the first dont dissasemble it
+ Que PPC said:
Well... after seen this video i can consider a good plus to the iphone....
works like a charm... as a BULLSEYE!!!! three shots!!! and the first dont dissasemble it
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Bang on!!! Actually it does more good to the iphone image than deteriorate it. The first shot does not disassemble it, Man what a quality, i am sure HTC would have been in pieces....
samy.3660 said:
Bang on!!! Actually it does more good to the iphone image than deteriorate it. The first shot does not disassemble it, Man what a quality, i am sure HTC would have been in pieces....
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I imagine a HTC of the same dimentions would be the same has to do with velocity
what a damn idiot the guy is...he should've tried the beretta on his left arm...or knee
An HTC user would never do that!!
Only iphoney user could have done that, or even just to gain more publicity...
Anyway I like the way it destroys!!! one shot or 2 or whaetver
All thats left is to do that to ppl from the mac commercials.
LOL
Right up there with this one ...
PC vs MAC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEAGmBRC1dc

Lots of Fail..

So you wanna see people fail?
I know you do!
Made me fall off the chair laughing!
I have not laughed that hard since doing mushrooms years ago...
good day.
I'm crying.
chopper the dog said:
I have not laughed that hard since doing mushrooms years ago...
good day.
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Best sentence ever, also SIGGED
chopper the dog said:
I have not laughed that hard since doing mushrooms years ago...
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Hahaha
lol at 1:25 in vid but tht is funny
Nice upload. The one where the guy on the bike runs into the business man cracked me up. His reaction is priceless = guy on the bike.
This was very good
Its good to have a laugh once and a while
isnt it hilarious that when other people get hurt, it makes us feel better? maybe hilarious isnt the right word...
winmofreak said:
isnt it hilarious that when other people get hurt, it makes us feel better? maybe hilarious isnt the right word...
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It's not hilarious it's funny . It happens to me once in a while, when I fall down I laugh to myself
Mr. Clown said:
It's not hilarious it's funny . It happens to me once in a while, when I fall down I laugh to myself
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that's the way you need to be. if youre too wound up, youll never have any fun in life.
Mr. Clown said:
It happens to me once in a while, when I fall down I laugh to myself
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lol , you should realy stop thinking you can still ride that unicycle . let it go Mr.Clown your retired now

a random thread which should be deleted hint hint

This is random but does anyone else have arachnophobia? p (Fear of spiders etc. )
Yes. My daughter.
I do have Coulrophobia
I was gonna be mean and post a pic of a spider but that would be cruel.
Once I kill em' I am at ease.
good day.
When they are far away, I try not noticing them, hoping they won't notice me too LOL.
But I had one really big just above my bed. Luckily my mum was at home .
So ye, I hate spiders. I'd rather kill flies and not have spiders, than opposite :/.
my wife is. I have a big one hanging on my stairs
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JimJam707 said:
I was gonna be mean and post a pic of a spider but that would be cruel.
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Haha thank you for doing the right thing jimjam
chopper the dog said:
Once I kill em' I am at ease.
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Haha too true
OndraSter said:
When they are far away, I try not noticing them, hoping they won't notice me too LOL.
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Aha same you are too lucky that your mom was home. Too
I freak out when I see a spider, but not a holy jesus kinda way. I just get a bottle and release them far far away from my house.
I do! totally scared of spiders, be it small or big. Can't even have a peace of mind until the one I saw is dead but don't do the killing stuffs because I can't do it even in other tiny crawling things. So lucky that in our new place I haven't seen any of it or maybe I just didn't notice them and they're just hiding from underneath any of our furnitures, so scared now by just thinking of it, and now I am getting paranoid.
yes i have too. i hate tarantulas
by the way if you want to rent a car in izmir you shoul better if u visit Ebrar oto kiralama!
there freak me out , even thinking of them freaks me out
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I do! But not tarantulas! I love them in fact.
Its the ones with small thin legs, even though they are pretty big that gets me.
Having said that, my fear of spiders has nothing on my fear of waterfalls.
I can cope with a spider running along the floor.
But I have a panic attack and start crying my eyes out at video's of waterfalls! I latterly freeze up when I see a real waterfall.
Mr. Clown said:
I do have Coulrophobia
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Haha lol miss read that befor haha
. Dude, I also hate spiders, but I honestly fear most cockroaches..(I'm a sissy and I jump like a kangaroo when I see them...don't know why)
Mr. Clown said:
. Dude, I also hate spiders, but I honestly fear most cockroaches..(I'm a sissy and I jump like a kangaroo when I see them...don't know why)
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ahah LoL so you go and get a pic of them
MacaronyMax said:
ahah LoL so you go and get a pic of them
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Yes, do you see the angle I took the picture LoL?....dude it looks like I used the hubble!...far..far..far away.
Mr. Clown said:
Yes, do you see the angle I took the picture LoL?....dude it looks like I used the hubble!...far..far..far away.
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Haha Lol

[Q] Something happened to me...

Since this is off-topic...
Anyway, I wonder if any of you remember this song, it's a hip-hop one that says that the girl is like a broken record in his eyes and she keeps flashing in front of his eyeballs...
Well, I'm facing that problem now.
Anyone else had this problem before
if u remember an exact quote (about 5-6 words long should do) of the lyrics and its fairly popular u can try ur luck by pasting it in google with " " around it .
souljaboy said:
if u remember an exact quote (about 5-6 words long should do) of the lyrics and its fairly popular u can try ur luck by pasting it in google with " " around it .
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I don't think he's looking for the song title. He's having problems with females...or he's a photographer like me shooting the red carpet where you see only between the flashes. lol
souljaboy said:
if u remember an exact quote (about 5-6 words long should do) of the lyrics and its fairly popular u can try ur luck by pasting it in google with " " around it .
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No, it's not really about the song... although your response reminded me of a joke about a girl with a broken carburetor in here car, running home to find her husband cheating. She wrote to the local newspaper help column and the help column guy explained how to fix broken carburetors.
jaszek said:
I don't think he's looking for the song title. He's having problems with females...or he's a photographer like me shooting the red carpet where you see only between the flashes. lol
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Spot on brother. Thanks button clicked, although I'm gonna have a horribly distracted week. I just can't get her out of my mind. For all the right/wrong reasons.
jaszek said:
I don't think he's looking for the song title. He's having problems with females...or he's a photographer like me shooting the red carpet where you see only between the flashes. lol
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u know maybe ur rite
sakai4eva said:
Spot on brother. Thanks button clicked, although I'm gonna have a horribly distracted week. I just can't get her out of my mind. For all the right/wrong reasons.
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Don't worry man, the one I want is 4300 miles away. I feel your pain with the thinking and ****.
jaszek said:
Don't worry man, the one I want is 4300 miles away. I feel your pain with the thinking and ****.
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Lemme add onto the dilemma: the one running through my mind isn't mine.
Option A: 4,333 km away
Option B: Young, almost jail-bait young thing right in front of me.
Guess which is which
sakai4eva said:
Lemme add onto the dilemma: the one running through my mind isn't mine.
Option A: 4,333 km away
Option B: Young, almost jail-bait young thing right in front of me.
Guess which is which
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If its like mine I think its b.
The one I really want is here but she's young, not jailbait but young, and likes to play mind games.
The other one moved and now lives 750 miles away.
dkyle said:
If its like mine I think its b.
The one I really want is here but she's young, not jailbait but young, and likes to play mid games.
The other one moved and now lives 750 miles away.
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Option A is mine, and she went to Beijing 2.5 months after I came back to this city.
Option B has a sister who is watching over her. And eight years my junior. Oh, and she thinks I'm funny. And her smile is running through my mind.
Looks like we are facing the same problem. I dunno whether to smile or to cry.
sakai4eva said:
Option A is mine, and she went to Beijing 2.5 months after I came back to this city.
Option B has a sister who is watching over her. And eight years my junior. Oh, and she thinks I'm funny. And her smile is running through my mind.
Looks like we are facing the same problem. I dunno whether to smile or to cry.
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Sweet Love, All is fair in love and war
maheshpatel said:
Sweet Love, All is fair in love and war
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LOL
And I'm forgetting you're just an hour's train away from my GF. Mind consoling her while I go hunt my jailbait?
Mind you, she might get a bit racist, but she's crazy once you get to know her (!)
Yeah... all's fair in love and war. That's why Genghis Khan got castrated while trying to rape a princess from a country he conquered.
@ [OP]
Best of luck, I have that problem since August! And still having those "flashes"...
so many stalkers in this thread
Picture please
and here come the trolls
vmiguel said:
@ [OP]
Best of luck, I have that problem since August! And still having those "flashes"...
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Well, I have had it the first moment I saw option B, so...
souljaboy said:
so many stalkers in this thread
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Lulz. I wouldn't consider myself a stalker. I'd like to think of her as an invader of my mind/eyeballs.
johncmolyneux said:
Picture please
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Beg moar? That would be very stalker-ish, especially considering that I'm trying to stabilize myself by not thinking of her.
RD274 said:
and here come the trolls
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Yeah... let's not descend into the level of madness... like the image board that must not be named (rules 1 & 2). You know what I mean
sakai4eva said:
Lulz. I wouldn't consider myself a stalker. I'd like to think of her as an invader of my mind/eyeballs.
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I'll have to remember this one. I like it, had a couple of those lately.
sakai4eva said:
Option A is mine, and she went to Beijing 2.5 months after I came back to this city.
Option B has a sister who is watching over her. And eight years my junior. Oh, and she thinks I'm funny. And her smile is running through my mind.
Looks like we are facing the same problem. I dunno whether to smile or to cry.
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I don't either. I usually just try to grin and bear it while trying not to beat my head against the wall.
dkyle said:
I don't either. I usually just try to grin and bear it while trying not to beat my head against the wall.
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Hahaha... was reading this article about invasive species... seems like the invaders almost always destroy the local ecosystem... and then the invaders keep thriving
I need a way of dealing with this...
p/s: This thread completely rooted out the immature peeps in XDA
sakai4eva said:
Hahaha... was reading this article about invasive species... seems like the invaders almost always destroy the local ecosystem... and then the invaders keep thriving
I need a way of dealing with this...
p/s: This thread completely rooted out the immature peeps in XDA
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Well I have to say I never thought of it like that, but they are good at invading my mind. They also seem to get better at it if I already have a girl. I'm not sure if that's my fault or if they do it on purpose. As for how to deal with it. I wish I knew how because so far it doesn't seem to be working.
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http://forum.xda-developers.com/nexus-6/themes-apps/post-nexus-6-home-screens-t2906702
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Thanks ☺
There's Already a Page Buddy
What's with the bandage on the forehead?
Paid in Full? That's not Eric B. & Rakim.
PaisanNYC said:
What's with the bandage on the forehead?
Paid in Full? That's not Eric B. & Rakim.
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Yes it is lol I'm talking about the movie
blowmenice27 said:
Yes it is lol I'm talking about the movie
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The album was better than the movie
Code:
Thinkin' of a master plan
'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand
So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent
So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint
PaisanNYC said:
The album was better than the movie
Code:
Thinkin' of a master plan
'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand
So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent
So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint
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Good to see someone who knows about classics over here ??
blowmenice27 said:
Good to see someone who knows about classics over here
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It's all about the old school
Damn! Lol Taking it back. I grew up listening to my big cousins tapes and got started on Rap a long time ago. I'm an old school fool. <--getting old too lol
KB112 said:
Damn! Lol Taking it back. I grew up listening to my big cousins tapes and got started on Rap a long time ago. I'm an old school fool. <--getting old too lol
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Lol this new music is garbage compared to the good old days
This pic is trash and this blowmenice kid seems like a true D1€KH€@D
chrisnk204 said:
This pic is trash and this blowmenice kid seems like a true D1€KH€@D
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Damn I'm talking to you on Xbox live right now and you gonna say that Lmaooo

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