Lots of Fail.. - Off-topic

So you wanna see people fail?
I know you do!
Made me fall off the chair laughing!

I have not laughed that hard since doing mushrooms years ago...
good day.

I'm crying.

chopper the dog said:
I have not laughed that hard since doing mushrooms years ago...
good day.
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Best sentence ever, also SIGGED

chopper the dog said:
I have not laughed that hard since doing mushrooms years ago...
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Hahaha
lol at 1:25 in vid but tht is funny

Nice upload. The one where the guy on the bike runs into the business man cracked me up. His reaction is priceless = guy on the bike.

This was very good

Its good to have a laugh once and a while

isnt it hilarious that when other people get hurt, it makes us feel better? maybe hilarious isnt the right word...

winmofreak said:
isnt it hilarious that when other people get hurt, it makes us feel better? maybe hilarious isnt the right word...
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It's not hilarious it's funny . It happens to me once in a while, when I fall down I laugh to myself

Mr. Clown said:
It's not hilarious it's funny . It happens to me once in a while, when I fall down I laugh to myself
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that's the way you need to be. if youre too wound up, youll never have any fun in life.

Mr. Clown said:
It happens to me once in a while, when I fall down I laugh to myself
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lol , you should realy stop thinking you can still ride that unicycle . let it go Mr.Clown your retired now

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Highschool is the best thing ever!!!!

Well i started highschool 2 weeks ago and i was kinda nervous. Everyone always talked about the freshman getting picked on and everything else but that dont happen. Its awesome theres so many hot girls to look at and talk to and the food is great(compared to the middle school). Just thought id tell you guys and any other freshman that are nervous about starting. The only bad thing is that i cant spend near as much time on Xda or on my phone anymore flashing new roms/radios and trying to find the perfect theme...
lol Youngin'. Live it up, but just don't become like the rest of the highschool kids these days and have 2+ kids before you graduate. lol.
Always remember to wrap it before you tap it.
LMAOOOOOOOOO!!!! BR0! I'M GOING TO BE A FRESHMEN IN 12 DAYS AND I CAN'T WAIT!!! WISH ME LUCK! I hope it is as good as you say it is.!
Original Android <3ers! said:
LMAOOOOOOOOO!!!! BR0! I'M GOING TO BE A FRESHMEN IN 12 DAYS AND I CAN'T WAIT!!! WISH ME LUCK! I hope it is as good as you say it is.!
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Haha i will and yeah you will like it. I use to hate school now i kinda look forward going every morning.
codybear said:
lol Youngin'. Live it up, but just don't become like the rest of the highschool kids these days and have 2+ kids before you graduate. lol.
Always remember to wrap it before you tap it.
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Lol na i wont have any kids in highschool... or atleast i hope not
Lmaoo wrap it before you tap it xD!
Do you do any sports?
Original Android <3ers! said:
Lmaoo wrap it before you tap it xD!
Do you do any sports?
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Yeah i started baseball this yeah and i run track. You do football right?
codybear;7658794
Always remember to wrap it before you tap it.[/QUOTE said:
Or don't be silly wrap your w!lly
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I'm gonna try even though my phasic doesn't help much. 4'11 and 90lbs, but hoping I can do something br0.
Original Android <3ers! said:
I'm gonna try even though my phasic doesn't help much. 4'11 and 90lbs, but hoping I can do something br0.
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high school was ok, i just graduated. if i were you, because you look like a freshman, i would stay low until you grow up a little
I was thinking of doing it next year. I already missed tryouts but I was sick, so idk.
Original Android <3ers! said:
I was thinking of doing it next year. I already missed tryouts but I was sick, so idk.
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I would do it next year if i were you. It will give you time to grow, practice and get stronger. If your serious about playing football start working out everyday and after you workout put some protein powder in your drink and you will grow muscles faster than you can blink haha...but that stuff is some of the worst stuff i have ever tasted thats the only bad thing.
Lmaoo. I guess I'll try going back to that again. Well, didn't mean to hijack your Thread. Tell us more.
So. High school is cool?!
Austin021296 said:
I would do it next year if i were you. It will give you time to grow, practice and get stronger. If your serious about playing football start working out everyday and after you workout put some protein powder in your drink and you will grow muscles faster than you can blink haha...but that stuff is some of the worst stuff i have ever tasted thats the only bad thing.
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Steroids work well too.
Not that I condone the use of 'em.
Austin021296 said:
I would do it next year if i were you. It will give you time to grow, practice and get stronger. If your serious about playing football start working out everyday and after you workout put some protein powder in your drink and you will grow muscles faster than you can blink haha...but that stuff is some of the worst stuff i have ever tasted thats the only bad thing.
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u can buy flavored ones , basically its like hot chocolate but its cold
also , working out every day isnt gonna do good cuz u grow when u rest , and if u dont give it time to rest ... well yea
3-4 a week is good
also , steroids do kick ass but u got lotsa time on ur hands dont get too desperate to do that (yet)
I didn't mind high school as bad as jr.high..Hated jr.high.
I graduated in '04 and freshman getting picked on was the norm..Hell, still is there. Glad your one of the lucky kids that dosen't have to worry about it..lol
I realised that high school was like jail..Keep your head up and your mouth **** and you'll be ok.. Start messing with the jocks women and you WANT be ok..lol
I wish you luck and always remember..If there bigger then you..Kick em in the nuts..lol
Yeah high school was a time you didn't give a darn about anything
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Br0 NO LIE I SWEAAARRR! Last night I had this dream where I shouted out this sophmore girls name, and he heard me and he came running at me and bashed me into the locker and all and he had to whip my @$$ for hollerin' at his girl. NIGHTMARE!
And no, I'm too god for steroids. You're all ugly.
original android <3ers! said:
and no, i'm too god for steroids. <wat?> you're all ugly. <not true >
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Original Android <3ers! said:
Lmaoo. I guess I'll try going back to that again. Well, didn't mean to hijack your Thread. Tell us more.
So. High school is cool?!
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Na its alright i dont care but yeah like that other guy said keep your eyes open and your mouth shut till you get use to it... and dont mess wit the jocks gf
Best advice i have ever heard lol

a random thread which should be deleted hint hint

This is random but does anyone else have arachnophobia? p (Fear of spiders etc. )
Yes. My daughter.
I do have Coulrophobia
I was gonna be mean and post a pic of a spider but that would be cruel.
Once I kill em' I am at ease.
good day.
When they are far away, I try not noticing them, hoping they won't notice me too LOL.
But I had one really big just above my bed. Luckily my mum was at home .
So ye, I hate spiders. I'd rather kill flies and not have spiders, than opposite :/.
my wife is. I have a big one hanging on my stairs
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JimJam707 said:
I was gonna be mean and post a pic of a spider but that would be cruel.
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Haha thank you for doing the right thing jimjam
chopper the dog said:
Once I kill em' I am at ease.
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Haha too true
OndraSter said:
When they are far away, I try not noticing them, hoping they won't notice me too LOL.
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Aha same you are too lucky that your mom was home. Too
I freak out when I see a spider, but not a holy jesus kinda way. I just get a bottle and release them far far away from my house.
I do! totally scared of spiders, be it small or big. Can't even have a peace of mind until the one I saw is dead but don't do the killing stuffs because I can't do it even in other tiny crawling things. So lucky that in our new place I haven't seen any of it or maybe I just didn't notice them and they're just hiding from underneath any of our furnitures, so scared now by just thinking of it, and now I am getting paranoid.
yes i have too. i hate tarantulas
by the way if you want to rent a car in izmir you shoul better if u visit Ebrar oto kiralama!
there freak me out , even thinking of them freaks me out
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I do! But not tarantulas! I love them in fact.
Its the ones with small thin legs, even though they are pretty big that gets me.
Having said that, my fear of spiders has nothing on my fear of waterfalls.
I can cope with a spider running along the floor.
But I have a panic attack and start crying my eyes out at video's of waterfalls! I latterly freeze up when I see a real waterfall.
Mr. Clown said:
I do have Coulrophobia
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Haha lol miss read that befor haha
. Dude, I also hate spiders, but I honestly fear most cockroaches..(I'm a sissy and I jump like a kangaroo when I see them...don't know why)
Mr. Clown said:
. Dude, I also hate spiders, but I honestly fear most cockroaches..(I'm a sissy and I jump like a kangaroo when I see them...don't know why)
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ahah LoL so you go and get a pic of them
MacaronyMax said:
ahah LoL so you go and get a pic of them
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Yes, do you see the angle I took the picture LoL?....dude it looks like I used the hubble!...far..far..far away.
Mr. Clown said:
Yes, do you see the angle I took the picture LoL?....dude it looks like I used the hubble!...far..far..far away.
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Haha Lol

Moment of Silence.

Let's all have a moment of silence for my teammate and close friend who was recently injured at practice today.
We were doing some Oklahoma's and he traded places with me in line, went up agains some kid, and landed on the ground with his leg sticking up in an uncorrect angle. Had to call the ambulance and everything.
I didn't like this kid at first, but lately, he's been really cool and we got pretty close, and I will miss him for the rest of the season.
That sucks. And I bet it hurts.
You've left us in the dark on how the team is doing?
good day.
chopper the dog said:
That sucks. And I bet it hurts.
You've left us in the dark on how the team is doing?
good day.
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I bet you it did.
B-Team is like, 1-3? And A-Team is like 0-4.
Sorry to hear that, ive broken my thumb once from football but thats nothing compared to that kid. on another note...
My highschool is best in the State (Washington) for football, state champions 3 years in a row, 4 Peat coming up
Thank God he's alright. It looked so bad but he only broke three bones. Well, maybe I should take out the only, but I'm just glad he'll be okay.
Do you realize you were supposed to be there? lol
Also pics pl0x
that does suck. Broke a kid's leg once in middle school football. I hit him low from one side, while another defender hit him high from the other. Tib/fib fracture. Only time I felt bad for hitting someone...
Yeah I know it was supposed to be me lol.
No. Some kid took pictures and sent them to some people, it's DISGUSTING! Who'd do that to a teammate?!
And yeah. He got tackled and his foot got stuck on the ground and his body turned.
Original Android <3ers! said:
No. Some kid took pictures and sent them to some people, it's DISGUSTING! Who'd do that to a teammate?!
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wat a pussi u are ..
I want to see the pics
Sent from my secret government phone.
jaszek said:
I want to see the pics
Sent from my secret government phone.
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I was going to post some pics from google to satisfy your thirst, but jesus, I've made myself sick.
Post em'.
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chopper the dog said:
Post em'.
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Nah, it wouldn't be right, I've got quite a strong stomach but some of them make me weazy, and wouldn't want others that don't to open up to them and throw up on their keyboard.
XperiaX10iUser said:
Nah, it wouldn't be right, I've got quite a strong stomach but some of them make me weazy, and wouldn't want others that don't to open up to them and throw up on their keyboard.
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lol Google it chopper no need to share
That's nasty. Guys when you see something like that, don't even take a picture. It's real talk disrespectful.
Original Android <3ers! said:
That's nasty. Guys when you see something like that, don't even take a picture. It's real talk disrespectful.
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no its called autopsy intended for medical reference , research and schooling purposes
And identifying which fractures to avoid.
good day.
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Aswell as satisfying the need for gore

Single Ladies? Fat guy.. What?

So prepare yourself.. You are about to watch Beyoncé
ROFL
Watch the FULL vid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_lrKhmx2WU
If you don't find this funny.. There is something wrong with you
Another good vid,
Dancing Office Guy
My Humps
I'll bet the Beyoncé dude is the biggest homophobe on the construction site.
And thanks for getting 'ooomm dada, ooomm dodo" back in my head.
good day.
chopper the dog said:
I'll bet the Beyoncé dude is the biggest homophobe on the construction site.
And thanks for getting 'ooomm dada, ooomm dodo" back in my head.
good day.
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lol. <My one word
So funny ,I can't think what about his room and floor.
Added my humps lol
I'am a single laday, I'm single lady lol )
karumi said:
I'am a single laday, I'm single lady lol )
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hahahahaha
Thanks, needed that laugh
From a phone on an app
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????? It took me about three months to get rid of the Trolol video and now this!!
Where's my home labatomy kit?? BRB!!
why do that? just why?! sick and not very funny :O
LMFAO
Haha reminds me of cam from modern family
Where does he buy his clothes from
Edit: Panda's only saying that because he thout he'd destroyed this video but we've found it lol jk
M_T_M said:
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????? It took me about three months to get rid of the Trolol video and now this!!
Where's my home labatomy kit?? BRB!!
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You gotta admit, it is pretty funny!

[Q] Something happened to me...

Since this is off-topic...
Anyway, I wonder if any of you remember this song, it's a hip-hop one that says that the girl is like a broken record in his eyes and she keeps flashing in front of his eyeballs...
Well, I'm facing that problem now.
Anyone else had this problem before
if u remember an exact quote (about 5-6 words long should do) of the lyrics and its fairly popular u can try ur luck by pasting it in google with " " around it .
souljaboy said:
if u remember an exact quote (about 5-6 words long should do) of the lyrics and its fairly popular u can try ur luck by pasting it in google with " " around it .
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I don't think he's looking for the song title. He's having problems with females...or he's a photographer like me shooting the red carpet where you see only between the flashes. lol
souljaboy said:
if u remember an exact quote (about 5-6 words long should do) of the lyrics and its fairly popular u can try ur luck by pasting it in google with " " around it .
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No, it's not really about the song... although your response reminded me of a joke about a girl with a broken carburetor in here car, running home to find her husband cheating. She wrote to the local newspaper help column and the help column guy explained how to fix broken carburetors.
jaszek said:
I don't think he's looking for the song title. He's having problems with females...or he's a photographer like me shooting the red carpet where you see only between the flashes. lol
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Spot on brother. Thanks button clicked, although I'm gonna have a horribly distracted week. I just can't get her out of my mind. For all the right/wrong reasons.
jaszek said:
I don't think he's looking for the song title. He's having problems with females...or he's a photographer like me shooting the red carpet where you see only between the flashes. lol
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u know maybe ur rite
sakai4eva said:
Spot on brother. Thanks button clicked, although I'm gonna have a horribly distracted week. I just can't get her out of my mind. For all the right/wrong reasons.
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Don't worry man, the one I want is 4300 miles away. I feel your pain with the thinking and ****.
jaszek said:
Don't worry man, the one I want is 4300 miles away. I feel your pain with the thinking and ****.
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Lemme add onto the dilemma: the one running through my mind isn't mine.
Option A: 4,333 km away
Option B: Young, almost jail-bait young thing right in front of me.
Guess which is which
sakai4eva said:
Lemme add onto the dilemma: the one running through my mind isn't mine.
Option A: 4,333 km away
Option B: Young, almost jail-bait young thing right in front of me.
Guess which is which
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If its like mine I think its b.
The one I really want is here but she's young, not jailbait but young, and likes to play mind games.
The other one moved and now lives 750 miles away.
dkyle said:
If its like mine I think its b.
The one I really want is here but she's young, not jailbait but young, and likes to play mid games.
The other one moved and now lives 750 miles away.
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Option A is mine, and she went to Beijing 2.5 months after I came back to this city.
Option B has a sister who is watching over her. And eight years my junior. Oh, and she thinks I'm funny. And her smile is running through my mind.
Looks like we are facing the same problem. I dunno whether to smile or to cry.
sakai4eva said:
Option A is mine, and she went to Beijing 2.5 months after I came back to this city.
Option B has a sister who is watching over her. And eight years my junior. Oh, and she thinks I'm funny. And her smile is running through my mind.
Looks like we are facing the same problem. I dunno whether to smile or to cry.
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Sweet Love, All is fair in love and war
maheshpatel said:
Sweet Love, All is fair in love and war
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LOL
And I'm forgetting you're just an hour's train away from my GF. Mind consoling her while I go hunt my jailbait?
Mind you, she might get a bit racist, but she's crazy once you get to know her (!)
Yeah... all's fair in love and war. That's why Genghis Khan got castrated while trying to rape a princess from a country he conquered.
@ [OP]
Best of luck, I have that problem since August! And still having those "flashes"...
so many stalkers in this thread
Picture please
and here come the trolls
vmiguel said:
@ [OP]
Best of luck, I have that problem since August! And still having those "flashes"...
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Well, I have had it the first moment I saw option B, so...
souljaboy said:
so many stalkers in this thread
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Lulz. I wouldn't consider myself a stalker. I'd like to think of her as an invader of my mind/eyeballs.
johncmolyneux said:
Picture please
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Beg moar? That would be very stalker-ish, especially considering that I'm trying to stabilize myself by not thinking of her.
RD274 said:
and here come the trolls
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Yeah... let's not descend into the level of madness... like the image board that must not be named (rules 1 & 2). You know what I mean
sakai4eva said:
Lulz. I wouldn't consider myself a stalker. I'd like to think of her as an invader of my mind/eyeballs.
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I'll have to remember this one. I like it, had a couple of those lately.
sakai4eva said:
Option A is mine, and she went to Beijing 2.5 months after I came back to this city.
Option B has a sister who is watching over her. And eight years my junior. Oh, and she thinks I'm funny. And her smile is running through my mind.
Looks like we are facing the same problem. I dunno whether to smile or to cry.
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I don't either. I usually just try to grin and bear it while trying not to beat my head against the wall.
dkyle said:
I don't either. I usually just try to grin and bear it while trying not to beat my head against the wall.
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Hahaha... was reading this article about invasive species... seems like the invaders almost always destroy the local ecosystem... and then the invaders keep thriving
I need a way of dealing with this...
p/s: This thread completely rooted out the immature peeps in XDA
sakai4eva said:
Hahaha... was reading this article about invasive species... seems like the invaders almost always destroy the local ecosystem... and then the invaders keep thriving
I need a way of dealing with this...
p/s: This thread completely rooted out the immature peeps in XDA
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Well I have to say I never thought of it like that, but they are good at invading my mind. They also seem to get better at it if I already have a girl. I'm not sure if that's my fault or if they do it on purpose. As for how to deal with it. I wish I knew how because so far it doesn't seem to be working.
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