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Woo hoo

I know its off topic.....
But i'm getting married

buchman said:
I know its off topic.....
But i'm getting married
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Just say that you're giving Xperia as a gift to your fiancee, and it'll jump right back to topic...
Congratulations! Wish you all the best for the future - May God shower you both with his eternal blessings. May your new family sail in the ship of happiness and anchor at the port of success always.

Sticky plz LOL

Why would you ever want to do that! LOL
Congrats & best of luck!

Say goodbye to being able to go here

good luck
and all the best

*sighs*
It's really sad to see someone's life end as they know it.......
Just so you know, when she says "I do", she really means "I use to".
“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.”
-Rodney Dangerfield
“Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.” -Minnie Pearl

derekwilkinson said:
Say goodbye to being able to go here
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We have been trying to workout a problem with " silent calls " on the Kaiser.Some excerpts.
BennTech said:
BTW, early this morning while I was working on this, my wife came in and asked what I was doing.
"Just working on a problem we're having with our phones."
"Who's 'we'?"
"Me & a bunch of people who have the same phone."
Then she gave that look (you know the one) and said "Put away the rest of the Christmas stuff and clean the house today."
<sigh>
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jpcrailjr said:
I "KNOW" that look.
And to think, I just peruse these forums for ideas and try to "break" my phone in a repeatable manner to help out and I am glad my wife is at work today.
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nikagl said:
Btw., we've changed x-mas / new years decoration into balloons for our sons birthday (he turns 2 on the 19th, but we have the party tomorrow) and my wife is ill in bed (fever)...I wonder how much time I can spend the next days without getting that look...guess I shouldn't upgrade the ROM as yet...
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Still in love ?
The cosmic joke is :
Two members of the same species, that are diametrically opposed in thought, actions and feelings ,yet must come together and get along to procreate for the survival of he species. Someone/thing is on the floor rolling in amusement.

Good luck mate!
Your time on this forum will be reduced drastically....
Best for you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z6X6sacQYE

Beer!!

Sorry!! No free beers flowing here…….
Was getting bored so thought of asking you guys your favorite brand/ brands of beer.
We don’t have a icon for beer in our forum, but can have a thread now.
Will start with mine:
Kingfisher Strong

Jeva is pretty good

dam a favourite that for me is pretty hard but have to say Asahi has to be my favourite or czech budweiser. One of them.

Always had a taste for Heineken or selected micro-brews, myself. Or when I was poor Coors Lite
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Leon, the best Mexican beer!
Dark
$1.50USD for 1 liter bottle
And yes, corona is not close as good to this one!! just more popular...

Hmm i like Heineken crisp taste...
such a drag, its still imported in my place. (way costly)

What the heck...
today is friday... and i am sitting in my office.... talking of beer...when i should go and have one...Guess its about time
Cheers to every one!!

I think so!!! all is about time..
lets drink some Bohemias or Indios or or or...
OH YEAH!!!!
COOL!!!

Pour me an AMSTEL!

Kingfisher Strong
best beer ever

Let me leave this here:
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/trouble-brewing-p1.php
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...sult&cd=1&q=beer+turns+men+into+women&spell=1

galaxys said:
Pour me an AMSTEL!
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Served by her...
Si Señor!!

Arguably my most favourite sign, ever.

Well as my name is STELLAdel there can only be one for me...
STELLA ARTOIS
P.S. The name came about because everytime I went in the pub the first question was Stella Del?
http://www.stelladel.com

One more which i used to like in my college days due to its low cost and high alcohol content , of which i am sure almost no one wud have heard the name,
"Black Fort".

Noup never heard it...
In fact here most of beer never heard ever before...

nimish_fun said:
One more which i used to like in my college days due to its low cost and high alcohol content , of which i am sure almost no one wud have heard the name,
"Black Fort".
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anyone know if this is like red stripe in the uk?? As it sounds pretty similar part from high alcohol content maybe, also what do you mean by high?
Any cross-continental students around?? lol

+ Que PPC said:
In fact here most of beer never heard ever before...
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Sure someone from Lituania (for example) also has never heard about Bohemia or León
Globalization Paisa!

Abita Amber, brewed locally in Louisiana and distributed across most of the southeast (USA).
Can get it online at samswine.com if you would like to try

chris10230 said:
anyone know if this is like red stripe in the uk?? As it sounds pretty similar part from high alcohol content maybe, also what do you mean by high?
Any cross-continental students around?? lol
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Chris, Normally beers at my place will have alcohol contents in range of 4.5% v/v to 8% v/v. I dont remember exact content of Black Fort but it used to be some where neer 10%. It had a very watery taste, didnt like it. Only thing is that it made u high quickly

Funny picture why the iphone/ipad is stupid

Sorry guys maybe this useless but I could'nt live witout sharing it to you.
So funny
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that make me chuckle...the thing it you wouldnt put it past them would you.

Well cool to show to your friends how stupid the hole iphone/ipad is

lol, made my day!

Now that made me laugh..
djchubbs said:
that make me chuckle...the thing it you wouldnt put it past them would you.
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Your right...

Lol I am still laughing ten minutes after first reading this post.

lol...me too

they should just skip the imat and go all out with the ifloor, furnish every wall, floor and door in your house with a touchscreen full of pointless ****e!

gone straight on my facebook.

djchubbs said:
gone straight on my facebook.
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lol, same here..
Each one more retarded than the last.. For some reason I actually think this will actually happen.lol

have you heard of the ipad mini???
yep it was out before the actually ipad.. its called the iphone( without the phone)

Chrome and AVG both think the url for that pic is dodgy, so be careful...

Moustafa217 said:
have you heard of the ipad mini???
yep it was out before the actually ipad.. its called the iphone( without the phone)
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You mean... the ipod touch?

I think Mr. Jobs is a marketing genius... I work with a poor fellow who owns all three iDevices... I constantly ask him what can one do that the other can't???

Yeah stupid but hey selling like hot cakes nonetheless.

already know this pic xD i rofld when i saw it the first time, and im rofling now again xD its so awsome xD
just LOOK AT STEVES FACES OMG so amazing XD

Register it!
Very funny....but thinking about the i-junkies' tendency I highly recommend to register all the i-names to make money without moving our a.s.s
I personally want to register the trademark, i-pee.....it is the upcoming catheter all the i-junkies would be using when they get enlarged prostate.
You people have any of your own?

kalya said:
Very funny....but thinking about the i-junkies' tendency I highly recommend to register all the i-names to make money without moving our a.s.s
I personally want to register the trademark, i-pee.....it is the upcoming catheter all the i-junkies would be using when they get enlarged prostate.
You people have any of your own?
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I always thought that ipad sounds like some kind of electronic sanitary towel!
Personally i'd register the ifork/iknife/ispoon combo!

ROFL!! M still laughing!! Good one bro

conantroutman said:
I always thought that ipad sounds like some kind of electronic sanitary towel!
Personally i'd register the ifork/iknife/ispoon combo!
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lol,thats funny

Android-Rowdies

Just found this comment which was posted on some iPad-article:
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I had to laugh when I read this!
Since it's German, I'll try to roughly translate it:
Slowly, this is no longer funny.
My son has (better say 'had') an iPhone and was happy with it (although after the firmware update, it was somehow totally slow, but I don't know much about such things).
But after he was flamed several times in the school and was recently beat up by a group of (as he said) Android rowdies, he wants to give it up and in the meantime switched back to his old Nokia.
Now he wants an Android phone and I can flog the iPhone on Ebay. Realy great!
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I lol'd.. Android Rowdies... new type of clique violence in schools now I guess then!
Thanks for the translation!

haha
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Too bad here in the city more people use iCraps. I think I need a special skin that makes my N1 look like an iPhone, so I don't get beat up by iPhone rowdies.

Haha yeah scary bunch they are don't worry though they wont beat you they think they got an app for that and I think they prefer the term iRowdies haha

MacaronyMax said:
Haha yeah scary bunch they are don't worry though they wont beat you they think they got an app for that and I think they prefer the term iRowdies haha
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iLOLED (lol)

This is just too funny. All the more reason I'm ditching Apple.

jaszek said:
iLOLED (lol)
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aha thanks
wdfowty said:
This is just too funny. All the more reason I'm ditching Apple.
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Haha lol yeah i would, but i reckon i would get no where near as much money as i spent on it though so i keep my apple products as backups

ha thats fanboy-ism gone to an extreme!

Seeing as Stevie treats his customers like ****, it seems only natural to treat apple customers like ****. Lolz

Android army ftw.. violence is bad though.
Sent from an HD2 running Froyo

CyanogenMod is From Aliens

Believe it or not, but it's true. I saw this in my dream yesterday : i saw their mascot singing all cyanogenmod ringtones (btw all are the name of the stars !) ... Cyan color is the poison for human. This is not human technologies it's from aliens and they wants to kill us slowly (brainwashing, loosing our time, virtual life, ...) you must leave android and any other technology be aware for what are you doing. good luck to everyone. bye

marouane80 said:
Believe it or not, but it's true. I saw this in my dream yesterday : i saw their mascot singing all cyanogenmod ringtones (btw all are the name of the stars !) ... Cyan color is the poison for human. This is not human technologies it's from aliens and they wants to kill us slowly (brainwashing, loosing our time, virtual life, ...) you must leave android and any other technology be aware for what are you doing. good luck to everyone. bye
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Good advice OP.
This is exactly why I switched to an iPhone. :good:
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super :good: am i happy with my WP phone

aahahaha :laugh:

Nooooooo! Burn your phone and run while you still can!

Good thing Im still using stock rom. So im not invaded right? Gotta buy some tin foil and wrap it all around my friends phone. I think they are all aliens for using CyanogenMod.

Someone call the Doctor
>>>Sent from my LG Volt running CyanogenMod 12<<<

This reminds me of a weird dream I had once. I dreamt that I had gotten transported back in time to the Victorian era. I was panicking and trying to get someone to help me get back to my time, but nobody believed my story. They all thought I was a lunatic and they were about to throw me into the asylum, and the only way I was able to convince them I wasn't just some nut was by showing them my smartphone. I was like, "If I wasn't from the future then why would I have THIS?!" I brandished the phone at them and they accused me of being an alien, and then I woke up.

kabuk1 said:
This reminds me of a weird dream I had once. I dreamt that I had gotten transported back in time to the Victorian era. I was panicking and trying to get someone to help me get back to my time, but nobody believed my story. They all thought I was a lunatic and they were about to throw me into the asylum, and the only way I was able to convince them I wasn't just some nut was by showing them my smartphone. I was like, "If I wasn't from the future then why would I have THIS?!" I brandished the phone at them and they accused me of being an alien, and then I woke up.
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Do your phone had cyanogenmod on it?

Jesse72 said:
Do your phone had cyanogenmod on it?
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This was back in my HD2 days, but I had installed magldr so yes, I do believe I had CM7 on it.

Who were all using Aliens Technology?

Good or bad aliens?

That's bad

I think CM create John Cena. The owner never give up and he always do a update
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