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I'm serious

Guys,
A little personal info.

This is a question so answer me Q & A!

have you tried to update the radio?

arkavat said:
have you tried to update the radio?
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What on earth is that?...this phone doesn't have radio...mine is stock/unrooted.

LOL.. ok i will go along... I have nothing better to do right now.
Forget about the radio... my bad
Get this software...
http://www.androidfreeware.net/download-dildroid.html

arkavat said:
LOL.. ok i will go along... I have nothing better to do right now.
Forget about the radio... my bad
Get this software...
http://www.androidfreeware.net/download-dildroid.html
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LOOOOOL you just made me laugh sooooooooo hard after ages!
New found respect for android...couldn't imagine something like this would exist...ROTFLMAO!

Glad to help... I was equally surprised to find this software.
Anrdoid is, after all, a good "multi-tasker"

arkavat said:
Glad to help... I was equally surprised to find this software.
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yeah, searching your bookmarks is really difficult

You can afford a nexus but not the right equipment? o.0

Bro where this world has gone too.. I mean I don't want to be rude, But the Nexus is Small and all but it's not a Nokia, And I hope you didn't have an older Nokia, How did You Manage to do this.. ? My Dear Lord...
It's cool and all to these things.. I used to know a girl who liked playing with Jumper Cables and a Battery back in the day but Im done.. Done. It was all the Girls Idea and I will Tell you, in not from the HOOD and all but a brotha don't get down like that.. Its like every time is war, like I got to defend myself..
Wish the Best for you.. Please don't destroy the Nexus.. It deserves a long lasting life..

Mi|enko said:
You can afford a nexus but not the right equipment? o.0
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Perfect Mijenko.. Your always around..
Read My post.. !!!!

Wrap it in tin foil before you put the condom on...

nomination
i nominate this thread for the biggest "THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS!!!" flash banner / gif ever made.
by the way, we'll also REQUIRE pictures of the lady friend, starting with cutesy dress, then stripped and dipped (the nexus dipped).
LOL now get on with it !

deprecate said:
yeah, searching your bookmarks is really difficult
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How do you know that? I thought I was in "privacy" mode!

I would love to be a fly on the wall during that warranty conversation with HTC...

arkavat said:
have you tried to update the radio?
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Hahahaha
Best response possible.

deprecate said:
i would love to be a fly on the wall during that warranty conversation with htc...
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lmfaoooooo

ROFLMAO!!!!

cyborg_001 said:
Guys,
A little personal info. to start: Me and my girlfriend are extremely dirty in bed...I mean really really dirty and sick. That's all you need to know.
Unlike my Nokia's when I put my nexus wrapped in a condom/plastic inside her vagina and try to ring it to vibrate and pleasure her it doesn't get the signal and so doesn't work. My Nokia's never ever failed to get her screaming.
Now this is a major downer as I have not got extra money to invest in a good vibrator/dildo and feel the nexus is crap and I'm considering a lawsuit.
I know vodafone UK guarantees a signal inside homes but this is clearly not the case. So can I take it up with them or sue them as well?
Get back to me asap cos I have a seriously pissed off horny nympho girl waiting desperately...Thanks you all.
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You need an external booster antenna, just shove it up her ass and you will be good to go!
EDIT: http://www.wpsantennas.com/Blade-Ts-9-6-Band-Blade-Antenna-AC402.aspx

Upgrade to a girlfriend with less signal impedance.

My Nexus One loses 3g as I pass through the rings of Saturn

..but I get a weak 3g signal all the way to Pluto if I don't encompass the bottom half of the phone with my fats mitts.
Just sayin'.
Oh, and my screen has a blue-black tint when I turn it off. It doesn't go all the way black.
Just sayin'.
And I think my touchpad holds too much of my finger grease, does yours do that? I don't think the Incredible does. Don't you agree that makes the Nexus One obsolete? Where's the love?
Just sayin'.
And I thought my Nexus One would give my pitiful life some meaning. It's hasn't delivered, and that's been a defect since day one.
Just sayin'.
Just thought I'd add one more useless, inane "bag on the n1" thread. They're vogue, afterall.
Just sayin'.

My thought exactly! !

Is this kind of thread really necessary? I've moved it to off topic for now, drop me a PM if you disagree.

too funny. it seems to me that the nexus one has attracted a lot of "kids" or something who dont have much experience in the world of smartphones, hence the strange rants we see. just my opinion.

Hehe, it ain't bad
But, Off-Topic does seem like a more fit place for it....

RogerPodacter said:
too funny. it seems to me that the nexus one has attracted a lot of "kids" or something who dont have much experience in the world of smartphones, hence the strange rants we see. just my opinion.
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Aye, and without using a name I managed to offend someone's sensibilities, because this thread was reported and moved here, even as all of the more inane threads this was meant to parody remain intact.
Your opinion is worth whatever mine is.
egzthunder1 said:
Hehe, it ain't bad
But, Off-Topic does seem like a more fit place for it....
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... and then a multitude of other threads in the Nexus One general area.

...it goes into a boot loop once you get to Uranus....

Daswolven said:
...it goes into a boot loop once you get to Uranus....
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oh my GAWD.... yours does that TOO???
I thought it was just MINE!!!!!

attn1 said:
oh my GAWD.... yours does that TOO???
I thought it was just MINE!!!!!
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Try doing the drop test in it a few more times, HTC purposefully did some a little less than the others to see what effects it would have on the final product.

Always had low signal trouble with those darn rings around Saturn But the rest of the universe is 3GGG!

When's a better phone coming out?
Mine's too slow.
I can't do 4D graphics.
My PC's better.
It doesn't have an HDMI port to connect to my dad's $100,000 dedicated home theatre in the basement.
It doesn't have a stand, making watching some kinds of movies hard to watch.
I want a bluetooth cuz my friend have a gold tooth.
My cat fearz my fone. I am the lord of roadkillz.
When am we getting flying cars

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJfpLKhSjJs
u still cant beat the #1 youtube guy's (of getting most subscriber) nexus one.
Im guessing this is why are kids getting nexus one...
'excluding me'
enjoy

Gawd, it sounds as bad as the Leo forum! But, the thousands that don't have problems are the "lucky" or "rare" ones.

douginoz said:
My cat fearz my fone. I am the lord of roadkillz.
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I don't think mine's dog proofed right. Big tooth marks are showing up everywhere.

attn1 said:
I don't think mine's dog proofed right. Big tooth marks are showing up everywhere.
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I just called Microsoft about these problems and they said reboot, did that help?

JAguirre1231 said:
I just called Microsoft about these problems and they said reboot, did that help?
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I tried rebooting 25 1/2 times, and all toothmarks are still there. I even tried pulling the battery out.

attn1 said:
I tried rebooting 25 1/2 times, and all toothmarks are still there. I even tried pulling the battery out.
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Does it have the Red Trackball of Death? If so, send it to Apple for repairs.

Is nexus one really that bad? I've been considering getting one. Of course, the legend/desire are making my mouth dr00l.

r3s-rt said:
Is nexus one really that bad? I've been considering getting one. Of course, the legend/desire are making my mouth dr00l.
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l00zer if feel like a f00l when i dr00l over something this c00l. n0T.
[email protected] = FAIL

JAguirre1231 said:
Does it have the Red Trackball of Death? If so, send it to Apple for repairs.
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I sent it to Apple, but they returned it with a huge bite!

Android fan boy reviews pathetic aplpe line up

heres my blog guys
i write stuff from time to time and if its tech related ill share it with u guys,
let me know what u think
jut a bio, im an android fan boy and u can find me in the x10 forums
http://moose.frazer.co.nz/

I see that you absolutly LOVE the new lineup.
Always good to read positive reviews.
Steve Jobs.

It's funny...If Apple didn't make these products, you'd have a pretty boring blog.
Stop hatin. Just enjoy your phone, and let that be enough to you. I don't like Apple, because they have screwed me personally. But all this "I hate Apple because I have an Android phone" fanboy-ism is just so damn annoying.
That's just my 2¢

I have to say the iPod Nano in my opinion is a step backward, Multi-touch on a screen that size with my thumbs isn't gunna work so well

It so funny how Steve Jobs stated that people loved buttons on previous iPod shuffle, so Apple brought them back. Few minutes later he announced iPod nano without buttons but with small, nearly unusable touch screen. Plus they also remove camera and somewhat good display.
Apple finally did it. They made iWatch with iPod functionally

lol iWatch..
I have yet to see some people walking around with their headphones plugged into their watches...
and nice blog

I actually also blogged on this the other day. Link here.
I'm no Apple fan either, but it seems I'm no match for your hatred of Apple...
Btw, I'm actually quite impressed with the new Nano. For those who use Nike+, it's perfect.

If you're phone is better, and you know it, shouldn't that be enough?
Just food for thought...

e334 said:
lol iWatch..
I have yet to see some people walking around with their headphones plugged into their watches...
and nice blog
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great idea they might have Blue[/ tooth though

e334 said:
lol iWatch..
I have yet to see some people walking around with their headphones plugged into their watches...
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MacaronyMax said:
great idea they might have Blue[/ tooth though
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LG actually made one of these things. A phone watch which allows you to listen to music. Whether you like it or not is up to personal taste. But it's definitely super geeky...
http://pocketnow.com/hardware-1/video-lg-gd910-watch-phone-hardware-and-software-review

wdfowty said:
If you're phone is better, and you know it, shouldn't that be enough?
Just food for thought...
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If you dont like a brand / product you are entitled to tell people, you know the same way that people who do like a brand / products tell people.
btw @ op blog i lol'd

Yeah, but if you're doing it JUST to fit in, or for the sole reason that you have the competitor's phone, it gets old FAST.
I take it as trying to show off, "Hey, look at my blog, I hate Apple too!"
It's the internet, so do what you want. I just don't see why there needs to be a thread about it.

Isn't a review suppose be of things you actually have tried your self to even be considered a review? so this is actually just you opinion on pictures and press release. but you are entitled to your opinion just don't call it review before you tried it.
I personally will not get any of those new devices.

aha GreaT review made me LOL
the time of PDA's that are not phones is over, now go stand in the corner.
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Instead of the old form factor we now have an inch by inch touch screen which makes it cute to look at but about as practical as a **** flavoured lollipop.
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your ****ed if you have big thumbs, and i mean ****ed.
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Yes im well aware thats not the full line up but i CBA duin the rest so here have som funny ****
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^^^^^^^^LOL oh and nice vid
i might have found some sig quotes here

Leaked ipad-killer from microsoft!!!

http://www.businessinsider.com/leak...-of-microsofts-ipad-killer-the-courier-2010-3
And here is a little pre-view. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D58fxzRV5HY

It was about time!!

Jay Yarow | Mar. 5, 2010, 11:20 AM
Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/leak...-ipad-killer-the-courier-2010-3#ixzz17e4wFCrI

i don't think its going to be launched now.
it says Q3/Q4
bit late

Yeah right, anyway it looks way better than ipad, I can wait for it

its been abandoned long ago ... the review is very late , the same stuff was out since 2009 sept

Uhm, yeah, this has been canceled...
http://gizmodo.com/5527442/microsoft-cancels-innovative-courier-tablet-project
http://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-cancels-its-courier-tablet-plans-2010-4#

Shame to hear that
Sure MS will come up with something in 2011

The iPad is better neway. Yes, yes, I said it.

Anderdroid said:
The iPad is better neway. Yes, yes, I said it.
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EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish people would stop using the "____ Killer" name. The majority of the time the "killer" gets killed off in about a month. Remember Microsoft's iPod "killer?"

C0dy said:
I wish people would stop using the "____ Killer" name. The majority of the time the "killer" gets killed off in about a month. Remember Microsoft's iPod "killer?"
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yes we have heard about the new iPhone killer everytime a new htc hits the marked but I don't see the iPhone dead yet and there will never be an iPad killer just other options. The only one that can kill iPhone or iPad is Steve

Anderdroid said:
The iPad is better neway. Yes, yes, I said it.
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Doesn't that depend on what you want from it...?
Not all of us enjoy playing, comparably rubbish games and surfing the internet.
Whats wrong with a mobile phone for that?!
I said I think Ipad is useless when it came out.
I stand by that now.
And I highly doubt I will ever find a use for it, other than looking like a compete douche.

lonelykatana said:
Doesn't that depend on what you want from it...?
Not all of us enjoy playing, comparably rubbish games and surfing the internet.
Whats wrong with a mobile phone for that?!
I said I think Ipad is useless when it came out.
I stand by that now.
And I highly doubt I will ever find a use for it, other than looking like a compete douche.
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AGREE 100%

lonelykatana said:
And I highly doubt I will ever find a use for it, other than looking like a compete douche.
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"I don't like it, and because I'm right anyone who likes it is wrong"
Ah, children...

AdrianK said:
"I don't like it, and because I'm right anyone who likes it is wrong"
Ah, children...
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Sitting there and saying "everyone is equal", "everyone's entitled to their opinion", and "to each their own" etc etc is boring and lame.

Anderdroid said:
The iPad is better neway. Yes, yes, I said it.
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The upad is better than a cancelled pile of crap. Thats not saying much. All fear the ipad and its crappy overpriced hardware

AdrianK said:
"I don't like it, and because I'm right anyone who likes it is wrong"
Ah, children...
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Ohhhh yeah! cause thats what I said isn't it....
"And I highly doubt I will ever find a use for it, other than looking like a compete douche."
Note the I in the sentence.
Did I say you would look like a douche? no.
Did I say you may or may not find a use for iPad? nope, didn't mention it.
You want an Ipad, then thats cool. You get one! I dont give a crap what you do with your money!
I'll look past the fact you called me a child, because im better than that.

lonelykatana said:
Did I say you would look like a douche? no.
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I'll go ahead and say that.

10 years from now Apple will pick it up and sell millions. What a shame.

Welcome.... to Zombocom

Apparently this site has been round nearly as long as the internet, but I'd never seen it before. I reckon half of you will love it and half of you will hate it, but either way....
Welcome....
to Zombocom!
http://www.zombo.com/
Edit: It's apparently been around since 1999, so not as long as the internet, but pretty long.
It seems like the unattainable really is unknown!

XD Amazing site... Haha

Welcome to zombocon
Welcome to zombocon
Welcome to zombocon
Welcome to zombocon
Guess what I'll be dreaming tonight.

Awesome.
What is it

DirkGently1 said:
What is it
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Exactly!

Keep waiting and you get:
"Sign up for the NewZletter"
Then you click it and get:
"Sorry this is not working right now. ThankZ for your patience."

Yeah, what you see is what you get. Bear in mind that the site has been running like that for over 11 years!
But in fairness, you can do anything at Zombocom! The only limit is yourself

Is there really a purpose or is it just many to completely fly over my head?
This post was brought to you in part by my Nexus One

twitch153 said:
Is there really a purpose or is it just many to completely fly over my head?
This post was brought to you in part by my Nexus One
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No prupose... You have to have your volume up though

MacaronyMax said:
No prupose... You have to have your volume up though
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Lame! I had it up and got nothing, that website is duhtarded
This post was brought to you in part by my Nexus One

twitch153 said:
that website is duhtarded
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Those who don't understand often ridicule, and sometimes worse!
http://tinyurl.com/4ozwral

johncmolyneux said:
Those who don't understand often ridicule, and sometimes worse!
http://tinyurl.com/4ozwral
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I would never burn someone without good reason! XD Well maybe if I understood I wouldn't ridicule, but what is there to understand?
This post was brought to you in part by my Nexus One

Mate, you can do anything at Zombocom.... anything at all! The only limit is yourself
Anything is possible at Zombocom.

johncmolyneux said:
Mate, you can do anything at Zombocom.... anything at all! The only limit is yourself
Anything is possible at Zombocom.
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I don't quite understand still, is this kind of like when we were little kids and we were given big cardboard boxes? We use our imagination?
This post was brought to you in part by my Nexus One

twitch153 said:
is this kind of like when we were little kids and we were given big cardboard boxes? We use our imagination?
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Either that (if you like), or just love it for its ambiguity.
Boxes are something that I grew into, not out of

johncmolyneux said:
Either that (if you like), or just love it for its ambiguity.
Boxes are something that I grew into, not out of
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I guess I understand The sheer vagueness of the site is funny because it's been around for so long and it's just a box?
This post was brought to you in part by my Nexus One

twitch153 said:
I don't quite understand still, is this kind of like when we were little kids and we were given big cardboard boxes? We use our imagination?
This post was brought to you in part by my Nexus One
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I stopped using my imagination when i started using the internet

eebovipe said:
ah, now i understand today's xkcd
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That's what made me find it